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From: bfirenzi
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  • What? No. Why? No. But, Why? NO!

  • Why did she even get inside the box?

  • what he just put the knife in the kitchen

  • why does the box sounds like its empty? 

  • @grennysohail Because it is.

  • I could go for a beer and some "sister christian" right about now.

  • You always walk backwards out the front door when your part of a murder. That way you wont get caught.

  • 1:48

    I will never leave a room the same way again. This changed my life.

  • It looked like the box should have weighed more :(

  • 1:05

    I literally lol'd at that.

  • Wouldn't she have made some kind of noise?

  • @hasatum maybe got knocked out after she fell over

  • i wonder how maria feels about all this being put in a box stuff. probably pretty good if she's still with brian...i guess that's the price you pay.

  • Oh man Brian, you're a genius. The ability to pump out creative, original ideas day after day... I just love you man.

  • seriously, brian, I fucking love you

    sister christian yes

  • sister christian was the only appropriate choice

  • I DON'T GET IT. But I think I like it.

  • lolololololololololol

  • existential

  • Hey! Why is she still being punished for making Creme Brulee?

    Reci-tweets was clearly Brian's fault. Jeez.

    Fun vid!

  • You remember that video where the asian lady kills the kitten? Yeah.... Justice is swift

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  • And that's why you never go inside boxes.

  • lol sister christian

  • Actually I call dibs on her body

  • Well if you don't want Maria's body I'll take it.

  • thats awesome

  • boogie nights!

  • love this! I want a Maria in a box!

  • I love how this feels like the beginning of Ace Ventura 1.

  • 73 Degrees? Isn't that a little hot to keep your apartment at?

  • @ brian: are you always so rough with your package?

  • There's no comparing to the fun you can have with an empty box.... presuming it is actually empty :S

  • Interestingly, the amount of times I masturbate to these videos is inversely proportional to the amount of time Maria appears on-screen. Explain that with your precious science.

  • @s0viet You only fap to Brian?

  • @s0viet wtf? your comment is weirder than this video lol

  • Beautiful

  • @bfirenzi you, sir, on a totally different plane of talent and creativity. Well done!

  • hahaha

  • Girl in a box.

    Available in stores near you!

  • nice..

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