SMBC Theater - Gang Initiation

[mashit13]

Talking to Mom; it can save your life.

[iamverynicesir]

DIRECTED BY M NIGHT SHAMALAN

[MadeOfCATS]

I think JP is one of the only people who asks permission to kill people.

[MoonshadowKati]

Problem 1: You need to kill someone to be in a gang

Problem 2: The only person telling you that you can't be in the gang is the gang leader and he's just handed you a gun.

Problem solved?

[DLegislature]

"I-I don't want to kill myself."

"C'mon, Kyle, you're better than this."

I laughed so hard, I think I cracked a rib.

[TobyBeau]

is that dude missing some fingers?

[HaistaPaska92]

@TobyBeau yyyup

[TheMegaGodOfAnime]

@TobyBeau It's a birth defect if I'm not mistaken.. =/

[Metatronflaren]

I didn't notice his hand was like that in all the other videos...is it something recent?

[GrayStudios]

The star of this video (I don't know their names) seriously creeps me out.

[zimjordanj]

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAND

[Shadmed2]

@zimjordanj People are born that way. It's usually a genetic problem and for some reason his hand didn't fully develop. Or, in the womb, the hand got trapped by the umbilical cord.

[drtoonie]

@zimjordanj Show some fucking respect, he lost those fingers fighting in the robot wars you inconsiderate prick!

[Lurkinster]

justice

[JJPA32]

Press 1 for brick smash.

[HEMAS13]

go join sessame street gang instead dork

[Tinashowa]

I have that same knife from Ikea. I think everyone does. Its like...a 6 dollar knife set. But it is shit, you can't really kill anyone with it

[nade486]

@Tinashowa Is that a challenge? >:-)

[Kogerii]

I love the goofy inflection of the gang members.

[PavlovianStomp]

The song is a Garageband loop. 

[sithzerikai]

0:55 is he missing his fingers?

[m0moiro]

@sithzerikai whoah that's what I was going to ask

[Postscript624]

Nobody knows the name of the song?

[shokora666]

Does anyone know the name of the song? Shazam doesn't give me anything :(

[ehayes3791]

i wanna learn to play that song at the beginning...what's the name?

[AliIKarimi]

@ehayes3791 I asked that 7 months ago, no reply =/

[2KDragon]

Hey cool, another Kyle Kazarian! *waves* Hah hah

[RecoveredLoss]

Zach's "tough guy" facial expressions from 3:27 - 3:31 are pretty much the best part of this video (in a good way)

[equalcharliebrown]

Q:"does it have to be someone spacific?"

A: "anyone"

double A "Great." *shoots him in the face*

[Randomq1]

Randomq1 attacks with "There are girls in the cool gang", parries the counter and continues the assault with "The male protaganist is a remtard".

Finishing move - "It's a fecking joke". Flawless victory.

[clixx13]

Wow, you're complaining about misogyny in an SMBC theatre skit? Have you ever even read the comics? Seen any videos?

[TishaLane306]

heihat jemand lust zu schreibn oder pic tausch mir ist soo langweilig

[Kicks42]

Alex is too smokin'!

[fdaen]

@Kicks42 seconded

[Ceibhfhionn]

I laughed so much when Jon Brence turned around.

[AliIKarimi]

Great stuff, whats the music playing ?

[tiftmasta]

I agree; it sounds really cool.

[balamqas]

Very good, I'm a BSG fan too :D don't tell anybody

[JackSpades64]

kill yourself, touch him on the penis

[htdtr]

what happened his hand? guy @ 1:12

[outlaw99775]

birth defect

[9Mystere9]

2:23 That line is incredible.

[rickrussell]

This was funny, but I don't know, something about the pacing seemed a little off. It didn't quite have the explosively escalating hilarity of Staring Contest or Arm Wrestling.

[Zralf]

they're doing this for free, don't expect them to put hollywood-rank acting/script to it.

[freshandlegal]

@Zralf So because it's free I'm forced to appreciate it

[Zralf]

Nobody said anything about forcing anything, what i am saying is not to expect too much if you're getting something for free. Learn  to interpret basic mesages.

[Inferno41]

you're right, his right hand's fingers are all too short. Childhood accident?

[reNINTENDO]

... Why did they digitally put in fire?

[ThatMonsterMan]

@reNINTENDO cos it was real gasoline HONEST

[TomSFox]

Real fire is too expensive.

[Lugnal]

Awesome. Love the bad hit detection effects.

[NosajDurmit]

The main character is missing finger on his right hand.

[linux750]

actually i looked at it closely and your are right. but he is also missing the lower halves of all of his fingers on his right hand. (until he eats the suicide note.)

[kingblargle]

he is. his pinkey

[drakeblood4]

I really like the guitar interludes and I don't know why.

[CyrikRiand]

Heh... this one is actually really funny. Congrats on doing what I consider to be the best vid you've done yet.

[BuffGamer]

From 2:28 to 2:31.... It's not just my imagination right? That flame lasts a frame or two too long.. Otherwise excellent work as usual!

[iamhobo]

nice airsoft gun

[Sinaradell]

hmBin total kuschel bedürftig aber niemand da ;(

[harvardjanitor7]

i hate all your videos

[kelvinrogal]

@harvardjanitor7 then stop watching

[lolzomfgmen]

HL2 pistol :D

[TheLameStuff]

Are JP and Jeniffer (the girlfriend) related? They have the same last name and somewhat similar hair color. Random curiosity.

[klsmithbio]

They have the same name because they're engaged and Jenny has already changed her name to Nickel.

[TheLameStuff]

@klsmithbio Oh, alright. ;3

[JLynxton]

um, I hate to be the one to point this out, but why didn't he jsut grab the gun and shoot the gang leader? That's what I would have done.

[idugupthegrave]

That was actually already a joke (kinda) in the SMBC comic, so I'm guessing they wanted to be more original. This is way funnier anyway!

[DoctorKazefa]

HAHAHAHA love it!

[Sednars]

nicebuce

[ziegs2020]

The only funny part was the eating the paper. Otherwise the writing is getting really bad.

[Zikar]

Perfect timing on the ending there ;)

[AliceHatt]

Eh.

[basser]

Great one! Both I and my boyfriend all the way in the other room laughed out loud. Particularly at the girlfriend part as she basically describes my own relationship with the significant other. "You'll never kill me!"

Also can we get like, a FAQ or a blog post or something about what exactly is up with JP's hand? Even if it's just one sentence like "it's a birth defect" would satiate this burning curiosity.

[Atak0fth3Umpalumpas]

I am also curious about his hand.

[somercet1]

3:14 Nice "Black" voice, there, Zach! Oh, and *pi*!!! And I can totally see Jon with a gang. ;-)

I had no idea JP had a damaged hand until I read the comments here *after* watching the video. His expressions are always fun to watch.

[4rcit4]

Me neither, I never bother looking at his hands because his facial expressions are hilarious.

If I had to take an educated guess about his hands, I'd say it could be some form of ectrodactyly, but I'm not certain.

I friggin loved the ending, I actually didn't see the punchline coming until the last moment. And the fake flames on the lighter made me literally lol.

[RobertBobTrebor]

Awh! That one was sad.

[ZellaL]

Huh. I guess JP really doesn't have fingers on one of his hands.

[Crusader1089]

It's not really that funny, really it's just sad. As in, depressing sad. It's a tale that depresses me.

[crimsonbehlit]

JP's got some serious comedic skills, has he tried stand up cuz I'd pay to see that. As for the video itself I was expecting more for some reason, entertaining none the less though - keep 'em coming.

[stgm]

I haven't watched this episode yet, but I'll say what I think after everyone I watched "This is hilarious, and JPs performances made it for me."

[HouseFantastic]

Coolest gang ever.

[anonpuppet]

This was definitely odd and kinda funny, but I don't like it as much because I don't think it's along the same humor-vein.

[WhatJustHappenedHere]

Lol at Zach's hair being loose at 0:04 and tied back 0:11. XD

[jv2k]

Clicking between the two times is a good source of humor.

[browwiw]

Holy shit, I just went back and watched Gateway Drug and saw JP handle a crack pipe, due up his top shirt button, and tie a neck tie with his damaged hand. That guy is effin' swank!

[ExtremeSquared]

This explains the leftie arm wrestling too,

[browwiw]

While I am not making fun of JP's hand, I now have to go back through all of the videos he's been in to look for it. There's more wrong with my powers of perception than JP's hand.

[jv2k]

Seriously I can't believe I never noticed until now.

[IAbortionsTickleI]

What the fuck is wrong with that guys hand?

[SAlpsu]

This could have been a short, if he just shot the gang leader.

[johncar11]

I have a friend with a hand exactly like that. foot too.

Anyways, pretty swell video, the fire effects for the lighter were lame though.

[fdaen]

I agree its long but the "Wait-" ending really pays.

[fire1ce]

JP looks like a younger, healthier version of the Green Goblin. Just me?

[LatumWay]

Hand?

[pookiehohn]

1:02 is there something up with his hand?

[b0lkan]

@pookiehohn he's got some kind of gimp hand, annoys the fuck out of me for some reason. I usually don't care but I think about it everytime I see him.

[pookiehohn]

I'm not trying to be mean or anything, I was just wondering. Because I couldn't tell if it was the angle of the film or what. I wasn't trying to be insensitive.

[chimp711]

I liked the ending. Certainly better than the Christmas one.

[ElMostroBloggeante]

I've killed many people, so... I'm in the gang?

[EssThree]

Bit long, but I always love the sudden ending ones :D

[saites2001]

Not bad, but you guys have done better.

[Zombiebushi]

This one was pretty weak.

[Elithrion]

Mm, most of the video was good, but the ending didn't really do it for me. Felt sorta too predictable and insufficiently tied to the rest of the plot at once :/

[70mildcat]

JP had a terrible accident when he was a preteen. Never try to masturbate and grate cheese at the same time kids.

[technicallyabsurd]

The ending made me laugh. Also, love the shirt, JP!

[eugenethelamb]

Holy continuity errors Batman!

Zach, your hair magically changes from tied to untied.

[Karadros]

Yeah, fella's got a manky hand, calm down dears.

[RichGilly]

0:43 = What's the story behind the pigs foot hand?

[klsmithbio]

"pigs foot hand"? Jesus christ, what the hell is wrong with you?

[koriina]

Were you born retarded or was that a recent development?

[hughtub]

Wow never noticed. They should incorporate that into some skits!

[AdamVsAccount]

Does he have no fingers on his right hand or does he hold a phone oddly

[SPAZ111]

threaten your girlfriend after she spoke to your mom about threatening her, then touch him on the penis

[ofadown123]

man i love your vids keep them comming!

[NAWTPROF]

Kill someone, touch him on the penis.

[WhatsHisFac3]

Convince someone to commit suicide, touch him on the penis!

[randmajere]

What happened to the fingers on his right hand?

[pookiehohn]

Why do you downvote him? He simply is asking a question. He's not being rude.

[DarthTofu2]

ACE!

[leeshajoi]

I half expected JP to just grab the gun and shoot Jon in the head.

[DelMonteOnSteroids]

same

[Bissrok]

I was hoping for that, too. Think it would have made for a much better video.

[jonbrence]

Ummmm...*raises hand* Do I get a say in whether I get shot in the head?

[leeshajoi]

Psht, NO.

[TomSFox]

Yeah, jokes that you see coming are so hilarious!

[BrisOwnWorld]

It's crazy because all of you guys are actually really smart...

Love the vids, guys!

[Amyler00]

Awesome video. Well done. ^^

[TinyChubbyBuddies]

how is this not processed its been 3 hours