TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox Play Terraria - Part 23 - Jesse is bad at keeping his cool

[Influx27]

I would love to know how Jesse died at the end. I'm betting he put up the "like this video" text just to keep everyone from reading the line.

[dieman998]

i knew he was going to say america

[dreakheart]

lol you mad , xD

[johngears11]

TB is like Napolean Dynamite, and Jesse is like Kip

[lulkuthoofd]

I love the fact that bombs can also destroy ebonstone now

[MasterofMastery121]

technically jesse saying the eye would bring his bros, isnt all wrong :/ they would get owned by the twins sooo....

[CTPAX92]

6:18 - 6:30 - Jesse is extremely high.

[yogman10020]

Tb can fly with his winged boots and dish even know

[Tanmit015]

I love that they don't look at the wiki other wise we might not have another EC fight.

[sodaxcandy08]

IM TOTALLY GETTING THIS GAME

[TerrariaGamer900]

I like your uneasyness. You just cant be boverd to see the wiki. :3

[gempogi115]

shame TB you got embarrassed on 2:07

when he said it won't bounce but it did

[nightdeathbringer]

THAT ENDING! <3

[aczom2]

I really want to see Jesses reaction to the eater of worlds

[MrLawcool]

i like it how jesse says about there being more than 1 eye when he comes back .. when thats what the next level of the boss ( the twins)

[1532chris]

they weren't very good at this monster building arena..at all

[ThePlatinumMatt]

PICK OF DESTINEY REF :'D

[CaptainRed1000]

Stealin all the loot for me, not you...YOU BASTARD!!! :)

[sebskiller13]

I Think its Jesse who imagine the twins boss first!

[Ninjonroy]

@jackali3012 ? Are you?...

[slinky60060]

big eye and stink eye are the twins you sommon from the mechanacle eye after you kill the wall of flesh in hardmode XD

[jackali3012]

THIS IS MY BROTHER BIG EYE!!! AND MY OTHER BROTHER STINK EYE!!! AND MY SISTER PINK EYE!!! trolololol

[1a2b3c9264]

TB : LIVE INSIDE YOUR CHARACTER

ME : (PUSHES LIKE BUTTON AND ROFLS)

[mic2000100]

Ughh, why U use Ebonstone, its curruped, it will make ameba eating things (Eaters) spawn and KILL YOU!

[TheRiley2000]

@mic2000100 Fool,learn more about the game before saying such stuff. The corrupted mobs(including the eaters) will only spawn in a corrupted biome. A corrupted biome needs atleast 300 ebonstone, and they don't have nearly that amount,so any corrupted thing won't spawn

[TheRiley2000]

@TheRiley2000 Or if im incorrect they may have more,if so,this will end badly.

[leannvlewis]

Love you guys! !!!

I haven't laughed so much in years! !!!!

& now I want this game

Keep playing, Total Biscuit & Jesse Cox have a wonderful chemistry that compliments each others personality perfectly.

[0ceanfire]

"You'll be fine."

[KyreouxOfEPIC]

Dang broh, curve your swerve!

[skymine11]

Yes totalbiscut, BECOME AN AMERICAN

[lululovesyou909]

at 6:31 i said american at the same time jesse did........is that bad?....... lol :D:P:)

[legorex630]

thanks to Jesse, everytime I see a British person on TV I shout "WIZARD!!!"

[lest128]

13:29 watch and turn this on mortal kombat theme as u watch them battle

[kartoonistgirl]

some good advice-NEVER watch jesse play amnesia the dark descent, unless you enjoy having the crap scared out of you. *shudder* WORST GAME EVER. I couldn't sleep for 3 days after watching a few vids of that series!

[GodKillage]

@kartoonistgirl Really? it wasnt that scary

[kartoonistgirl]

@GodKillage was to me! probably because it was my first time seeing ANY amnesia gameplay, and jesse wasn't helping by being so scared

[GodKillage]

@kartoonistgirl I just laughed my ass off at his sheer terror maybe thats the sadistic person i am...

[kartoonistgirl]

@GodKillage maybe... i think it depends on what your fear is... mine is being stuck in a large haunted mansion and disfigured lopsided creatures following you trying to kill you. how convenient that they managed to put BOTH of those in a game... (nervous laugh) hehe... oh well

[kartoonistgirl]

@kartoonistgirl oh and also jumpscares. i hate those parts when a monster jumps out at you! especially when the tension builds with creepy noises and baby heads and people crying and screams.... yikes! but it was sick and sad in the part with the dog heads...sorry if it feels like i'm pouring my heart out to you. i just cannot get over that game!

[legoboy1231]

I swear i was screaming, " USE THE DAMN BOMBS >:["

[Reverendshot777]

@legoboy1231 In the previous video they tried bombs and for some reason it wouldnt work for them so they had to resort to dynamite.

[EmShay569]

Jesse: "Curve your swerve!"

TotalBiscut: "Where do you live that has stupid words like this?"

Jesse: "America..."

[Forcemaster9]

I always just wait for the ending song to be over before I click to the next video.

[JAMCrafters]

----> "man sticks his head up girls ass"

[LazerTennis]

@JAMCrafters no its your a faggot harry

[saveyourselfagain]

@JAMCrafters <---- "Girl sticks mans [sic] ass up his head"

[MrThunderwolf54]

dont put ebonstone down bad things will happen

[Skych]

I could have SWORN I heard the MSN notification.. And checked if it was mine.

[RM99Mega]

@Skych me too i heard it but it wasnt mine

[therecko57]

thumbs up if somtimes total biscut sounds like the Emporer from Star Wars

[Yaguacho]

Ive never used a monster arena, EVER

[anextremeemo]

@Yaguacho arnt you a little douche bag well i have a legendary excaliber, suck my balls

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@anextremeemo Calling someone a douchebag and then telling them to suck your balls is the most hypocritical thing you could say.

[anextremeemo]

@Arguingwithmyself1 pretty much.

[Yaguacho]

@anextremeemo I most certainly will NOT suck your balls

[GodlessDarkness]

@anextremeemo Heh, even if you had balls, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't suck them. Nor will anyone in existence. IF you had balls, that is.

[0jowe]

I swear they could have gotten 3 orbs with those 3 dynamite... I was crying inside

[Sakani17]

@0jowe Well why they could of it wouldn't of done them any good. They weren't really prepared to fight the Eater of Worlds.

[abloblo2]

just one more....

[ZackCosplayer]

Big eye and Stink Eye :,D

[TerraVoltage]

Does it bug anyone else that the theme sounds like Pirates of the Carribean?

[TheFredobar]

your inventory management has to be the most annoying thing i have ever seen :P

[LordoftheAshaman]

You guys really stop giving advice for videos made months ago. I think they've already learned this shit.

[KoCaDrop]

@LordoftheAshaman Somehow I doubt that 23 videos in. lol.

[DanteForever20XX]

@LordoftheAshaman

Unfortunately they haven't.

[1532chris]

@LordoftheAshaman mmm somehow I doubt that

[nactan]

@LordoftheAshaman hey man, we're just shouting drunkenly at the tv (although typing them in is more fulfilling, i have to say)

[aapjeaaron]

i didn't mind that their houses look like sh*t but that arena is a kick in my OCD-nuts.

[slinky60060]

also shadow scales are from the eater of worlds

[slinky60060]

fyi the eye of cthulu can go through blocks



[stevothehibby]

@slinky60060 The walls were so no monsters would come in

[Dragonwingfly]

you've shouldn't have used ebonestone because that part of the world can be corruption

[AndurilWielder]

oh, try making spelunker potions. those do wonders. you'd be AMAZED how much ore you're missing.

[Uyvids]

"Focus, live inside your character!"

"Die, bitch!!"

[NHBeiserJ]

It's funny because TB killed a skeleton that dropped a hook about 4-5 episodes ago...and he didn't pick it up.

[jibestboy]

here is what we learn.... before doing something, check out what it does! since shadow scales don't drop from the eyes! it's from the eater of the worlds!

[jibestboy]

to be honest.... even i alone killed the eye of cthulu faster then those 2! maybe because i used the enchanted boomerang all the time?

[MrDragonagefreak]

WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes why do you suck at this game Jesse at least TB does Usefull stuff :D

[MrDragonagefreak]

Dont build out of Ebonstone is makes the Eaters Spawn

[MrFaaj]

HAHA the order of the phoenix

[deathbylego46]

*99%

[deathbylego46]

i love these type of series one logical, clever sensible person and a complete idiot who doesant understand anything and dies and fail 9% of the time now thats a youtube video

[mrbitbot]

That was seriously the worst boss arena I've ever seen. lol

[Gutmeister55]

curve your swerve bro -Jesse cox- 

[AaahImOnFire11]

06:24 Thumbs up if you knew jesse was gonna say america :D

[blackman10100]

cuz its the piiicckk of destiny

[Gamasix]

K jesse, just say "FU biscuit, im going to hunt for skeletons for a hook" then bam you are less foolish down a pit.

[mikelm1999]

what did jesse at the end die from ?

[Livy191]

Jesse: Ah dang broseph... Curve your swerve!

TB: What?

Jesse: I don't know what that means... Hahaha

TB: Where do you live that has stupid words like this??

Jesse: America!! HAhaha

LOL

[gt2TURBOsrs]

Why r they racist to America?

[Clucky117]

@gt2TURBOsrs Jesse is american, and they are making fun of America cause of how wierd jesse is.. Also, how can you be racist to america? Being racist is simply hating black people for being black..

[oddrox]

@Clucky117 racism can be appiled to ANY race not just blacks -_- but yeah you can't be racist against a nationality

[TheMarauder51]

@oddrox Technically, you can.

No one likes the French...

[Partyffs]

@TheMarauder51 Fuuu!!!!

[Taddington89]

@oddrox America is racists againts: Muslims, Mexicans, and Canadians....probley more, but those are most commonly hated.

[oddrox]

@Taddington89 SOME Americans are, not all of us

[Pengalor]

@Taddington89 Muslim, Mexican, and Canadian are not races....

[EhPBful]

@gt2TURBOsrs cuz america is racist to every1 else

[valdabad]

I laughed my ass off at the "Die bitch" part, since TB never swears.

[jamezk97]

i love how jesse laughs at his jokes more then tb does xD

[firesmile55]

Just for the record we in america or at least most use don't say the thing that jesse says

[jkazos]

@firesmile55 Yes we do.

[firesmile55]

God bless amerrica the home of jesse cock "cox" jkjkjk lolololol

[Toldasor]

"What if we did this?" -throws dirt-

[JudeMaxwell1]

Seriously...Machinima Advertisements? Now that worth 30 seconds.

[MasterfulXero]

@JudeMaxwell1 I hate machinima.

[stormflame101]

I like how Jesse thought of the two Cthulu Eye's Twin brothers long before the update :D

[b19rando]

Throw me a freaken bone here game  To which the game smiles and tosses a few skelingtons to Jessy

[blueravenvg]

I'm so glad I don't live in america.LOL

[ZackCosplayer]

Haha, I can so see a guy in a top hat (and possibly a monocle and a cane) standing straight, lifting his hand to his comrade, saying "Goodbye", then jumping legs straight into a 2000-feet deep hole with a classy, british expression on his face. Priceless.

[ZackCosplayer]

okay, everyone has probably said this a million times, but...damn Jesse's laugh is infectious :D

[HVfreak]

Jesses prophesy was right... Eye does get his revenge as The Twins

[Quiltfish]

@HVfreak Big Eye and Stinkeye are far better names than Retinazer and Spazmatism though :P

[MyPchacker]

put the arrows in your ammo biit

[0HY4]

its a paradox...you need shadow scales to get night pick to mine through ebonstone....but to get shadow scales you need to summon the worm guy thing by MINING through ebonstone and smashing orbs

[noodleguy100]

@0HY4 Or you could make worm food.

[FlamingDonut2]

who was yelling at the screen FUCKING USE THE BOMES

[MrBlackBoxin]

"they gonna come back like, Wut, Wut i brought my friends! this is my brother Big Eye and this is my other brother Stink Eye and we comin back to kick your butt!" lol 18:50

[DoodDC1]

Thing is i think they could have done EOC without any potions

They had the right equipment at least, and the 2 v 1 advantage

[zombiekiller938]

watching these while waiting for swtor to finish downloading

[zombiekiller938]

if only you can build all this crap on minecraft

[Lumennon]

Dang, Brosef, curve your swerve!

[PugandOwn]

*sigh* they don't eat faces, they eat souls, Jesse

[Grassdragoon]

I duo the eye just on at surface on top of a house. We use Thorn Chakram(24dmg boomerang) and Harpoon(25dmg ranged) and attack it rapidly, it dies in less than a minute. Building a special building to fight it seems kind of weird imo lol. The lack of innovation causes major buttclenching. Honestly TB as much as I like you, if it wasn't for Jesse's Humor I couldn't keep watching lol.

[Hellkid045]

THE EPIC BATTLE OF TITANS!!! The Eye of The Cthu'lu VS. Totalbiscuit!!! (and jesse)

PS: Whent the eye appeared, thumb up if youstarted to play the song The End Begins (to Rock)

[wispernrain]

I can't watch this series anymore, such rampant stupidity, they could have just made a little dirt wall to keep the dynamite in....

[TopHatToppingTops]

@wispernrain You jelly bro?

[ImperatorPenguinius]

You are incredibly inefficient!

[MomiTheKitty]

"where do you live that has stupid words like this!?"

"America"

LOL :D

[Kitsonegirl]

@MomiTheKitty it's funny cause it is sooooo true lol

[fleydur]

@blackspy025 it didn't

[101fmp]

everytime i watch these terraria videos my ocd goes crazzzzzy

[IanMaster09]

uh, yur gonna die

[midlifecrisi]

The funny thing is after they defeated the eye of cuthulu, they coulda just got a dryad, got some purification powder and used that on the ebonstone.

[laurion]

You guys are seriously inneficient!!!!

[KillerGamer180]

I know a great way to ensure you get the shadow orbs.(thumbs up so they can see) Make a wall around where you want the dynamite to be, then put it inside.

[laurion]

@KillerGamer180 That would work if this video weren't 3 months old :P

[TheFusonn]

47 people can't handle the Eye of Cthulu

[KaiserTodosi]

18:50 Jesse is bad at predicting the names of The Twins!

[LepusAmalsteia]

Jesse's laugh is contagious. xD

[Xcelorate]

god frickin Golden Voice

[insanegaming99]

fight it on the skyisland :D

[ZiGGuRAT294]

I'd like to see them battle "Stinkeye".

[Vaslof]

"There's a phase 2?!?!?!" - famous last words

[Willisch1337]

best fucking match !

[Platinum8827]

WORM

DJ

JAZZY

JEFF

[lolzomgz1337]

cant see how he died at the end D:

[SizzleMontyjing]

*looks at time*

12.10 am.

I really need to stop watching these...

[originaldahha]

"live inside your charecter.... DIE BITCH!" rofl

[534seeds]

6:30 Jesse makes America look bad

[Turdherd3r21]

6:02 Nuff said

[Redsage1122]

tb said fuck!

[DarkeFyreBeast]

Where did you hear that word?!...America XDXDXD

[Zelpyth]

lol faceplam cause jesse had like 3 gold and tb sent him to die... say good bye to 3 gold xD

[WolfMasterMusic]

Looks like mario

[jarejay]

you cant get shadow scales from eye of cthulhu

[KIEflipROX]

@jarejay yes, you can.

[blackspy025]

@KIEflipROX actually, you can't unless the 1.1 added that

[DoodDC1]

@jarejay actually i think they could in that version

dont quote me though

[Alleluid]

@DoodDC1 No



[lulkuthoofd]

@jarejay They didn't want shadow scales, they wanted demonite

[Q8Bart]

Terraria " The adventures of Biscuit and Cox " comic book ;-).

[SuperMacMinecraft]

i actually fought big eye and stink eye [two eye of cthulus at the same time], i captured it on video :P its on my channel.

[SolarWolf765]

@SuperMacMinecraft Wanna cookie? xD jk bro nice job

[TheJoblo300]

omg that arena is hideous

[Yorgification]

@zammyzoe ...?