HALLOWEEN GRUMPKIN CARVING 101 HOW TO CARVE A GIANT PUMPKIN

[xquickstrykex]

Pumpkin? Check.

Carving Tools? Check.

Design? Check.

Beer? Of course.

[skampzilla]

cool



[TheBrandybray]

THIS IS NOT 101! if it was u would have shown us what tools u used, or any kid of technic, something! THANK S 4 THE INFO . should of been called still shots of me carving my pumkin.

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[RedneckResponder]

@TheBrandybray So sorry. How can I make it up to you?

[allu834]

@RedneckResponder man this music is very annoying whit 3d surround headphones!

[Nils4LRPD]

so big:D

[MrBossman1984]

did you smash it up because it was messed UP

[lettuce2017]

how do you peel the skin but not all the way through the pumpkin??

[RedneckResponder]

@lettuce2017 Just a regular vegetable or potato peeler. I carved it with a knife called a hawk bill that is used for flooring.

[unjumble]

@RedneckResponder Ahh Better Idea A TOMAHAWK!

[bluejay148]

i think you did a good job on it love to see it lit up at night to see what it looks like 

[DIZZLEyrf]

This was a fucking pitiful excuse for a 'how to' video. You should send this to expert village.

[RedneckResponder]

@DIZZLEyrf I didn't need a video to teach me how to do this, I just did it. The mush in your head is a pitiful excuse for a brain. A real artist could figure it out.

[DIZZLEyrf]

@RedneckResponder that's fantastic, but this is still a fucking pitiful excuse for a 'how to' video. And your pumpkin carving was mediocre at best. I just carved my first pumpkin, and it looked better than this one.

[RedneckResponder]

@DIZZLEyrf I'm sure you got it on video right? Where's the video, I didn't see it on your channel. until you post the proof no one is going to believe you.

[DIZZLEyrf]

@RedneckResponder fair enough...you're still a dick, though. Which is why I bothered to comment in the first place.

[TurboCarlos1]

@RedneckResponder The title says 'How to carve a giant pumpkin', implying it is a how to video, you fucking idiot.

[RedneckResponder]

@TurboCarlos1 If you can't figure it out from the video then maybe you should stick to pumpkins in coloring books. I tell you what since this is a video site why don't you post a how to video and leave it as a response?

I'll tell you why, because you're to scared to upload a video. You have no talent, personality or balls to do anything interesting. I did this on my own without a how to video and you can't figure it out from this video? You're pathetic.

[sunnybunny828]

WTF PUMPKINKN

[badmoonryzn]

Wait a minute, I learned something, so it is a how-to video! Nice carving job! Some people need you to hold their hands in order to get anything out of a video regardless of what is going on. I am going to try your way of doing the transfer to the pumpkin. It looks much easier than free hand. I look forward to seeing this years. Cheers and thanks for the video.

[DamienDoe]

This isn't really a "how-to"... Why would you name it that?

[RedneckResponder]

@DamienDoe Because it's my video and I can call it whatever I want to. You have a video called Pave Fastrope but the rope isn't moving at all it is just hanging there. Why wouldn't you call it Pave Hanging rope?

[DamienDoe]

A 3-second search on wikipedia returned the following: "Fast-roping... is a technique for descending a thick rope. It is useful for deploying troops from a helicopter in places where the helicopter itself is unable or unwilling to touch down."

Another 2-second search: "A how-to... is an informal, often short, description of how to accomplish some specific task."

My video depicts a helicopter conducting fastrope training, and is named thusly. Yours depicts nothing instructive, but is a how-to?

[RedneckResponder]

@DamienDoe Have you ever bought a piece of furniture you had to put together and the instructions only had pictures and no words? If you can't figure out how to carve a pumpkin then you need more than my video.

Disclaimer:

Attention, this video may be confusing to people who attended "special" education classes in school. Or those who use Wikipedia as a goto source of information.

[DamienDoe]

@RedneckResponder Nah man, I can carve a pumpkin... If I couldn't, I'd probably try and find a video where the pumpkin lasted more than a few hours.

[RedneckResponder]

@DamienDoe I picked this pumpkin 4 weeks before I carved it. It was at the state fair for 2 weeks and I craved it the night I got it back, it had started to get some soft spots. A fresh one would last a lot longer then a regular carved one because I don't cut the top off and scoop out the guts. After peeling you can dunk these in vinegar and water and they won't even turn brown.

[MercuryRis]

Man your replies are funny as hell. Great video and thank for making me laugh.

[demonic41700]

How thik was the skin of that?

[RedneckResponder]

@demonic41700 Between 2 and 3 inches. The 1,500 lb ones can be 10 inches thick.

[funnyjuggledude]

why would you smash it!

[1Sunshowers7Girl]

I didnt even see the pop up, must have been when i fast forwarded it because its so damn long!!!!!!

[RedneckResponder]

@1Sunshowers7Girl 1 minute and 26 seconds is a long time for some people to pay attention

[Saitekman]

Might wanna rename this video to show "This is my pumpkin" this is not a How to 101 Carving.

[RedneckResponder]

@Saitekman You may want to rename yourself "cum dumpster"

[mrmodzZ123]

@RedneckResponder ur a cum dumpster

u asswipe

[HulkingBravo]

@RedneckResponder He is right though- this is by no means a tutorial

[lunavixen015]

you could also use a paring knife, it has a curved blade, it's what i used anyway, but nice job, i'd have loved to see it lit

[b0cat]

cool.

[therobanata]

Wtf why don't you show it lit up?

[malkmusinthemiddle]

what song is this?

[thecheesburgler]

@malkmusinthemiddle it's probablly tim twiss

[doomdoom20]

very cool video i craved a 140pound pumpkin that my gf bought me. I was wondering what tools do you use for craving? because i had a very difficult with a spoon and kitchen knife :P

[RedneckResponder]

Just a potato peeler and a carpet knife called a Hawkbill, it has a curved cutting edge, so it was easy to get the curved parts.

[adamrose961]

wow... in the first pics it doesn't look that big but when I saw the pics with other people with the pumpkin I was like "wooow"

well done 5*s!!!

[RedneckResponder]

Thank you very much!

[AskaRedneck]

that was awsome!!

[anko8aug]

(( (()) (()) ][_ stuff

[RedneckResponder]

Thanks :)

[hatsan71]

could you make one for me PLEASE!!!!!!!!

[rockergirlabl]

oh cool lol

[rockergirlabl]

plz right back how long it take u?

[RedneckResponder]

About 4 or 5 hours, but it was my first time and I drank alot of beer. If I did another it would go faster. I only used two tools, a potato peeler and a carpet knife called a "hawkbill"

[lmp4eva]

very nice job! but we never got to see it lit

[joefishdaamazin]

congrats!

[the5445]

u need a fucken totom pole, pumkins are to noob for you!! lol u are the best carver iv'e seen. EVER. i thought my dad was good. LOL

[RedneckResponder]

I have a big tulip poplar about 70 foot tall that has died I thought about cuttin it to 30 foot or so and carvin it up, thanx for the inspiration to maybe try it.

Hows the guitar playin comin along?

[mattyboy98gm]

holy crap how`d u even do this?

[RedneckResponder]

Superior intellect and artistic ability.lol

[DavidDraiman4everII]

Hahaha. That is awesome!

[RedneckResponder]

Thanks.

[200twistatwista]

Yes Very nice XD.

Nice Sculpting XD.

[RedneckResponder]

Thanks twista

[ganymedeIV4]

damn even grew it yourself. what a 40pound bag of miracle grow?

[ganymedeIV4]

holy crap man did you do this? thats pretty damn good. alot better then i'd accomplish my first try. I actually just throw my pumpkins in the back yard. if you leave the seeds and such inside they'll grow back new the next year.

[RedneckResponder]

I got the idea from from a website some guy put up years ago, he called them grumpkins.

his are awesome 900 lb'ers and are very detailed he did one of a 911 tribute it makes mine look very sad. I grew this one from a seed from a 1,000 lb pumpkin. Got fouth place for biggest pumpkin at the state fair, 114lbs.

[CNS2]

Sweet, nice carvin' job buddy! Kool vid too.

JohnnyReb (North Carolina)

[mobiltec]

Didn't know you were a sculpter RR. A man of many talents.

[VermontRailway00]

thats freakin awesome!

[RedneckResponder]

Thanks VR

[24pointbuck]

It looked like a big ball of cheese lol

[RedneckResponder]

Tastes like pumpkin.

[robertpina99]

That's a pretty good masterpiece!

[MadBadVoodo]

WOW! Now thats one hell of a pumpkin!!

Happy Halloween and Five Stars!!

[RedneckResponder]

Thanks. Checked out your other channel and watched first two videos, will watch the rest tomorrow.

[thecozmic1]

The Cozmic1 says, very Cozmic man.

[slmdj]

This is my other channel.

[RedneckResponder]

Redneck art!

[listentoacdc2]

haha that was pretty cool

[RedneckResponder]

Thanks man, check it out again I put some youtube music to it.