I'm A Wanker

[geoffhummerstone]

thumbs up if ur len fairclough innit?

[kiwiboy1999]

thumbs up if u are really wankers

[wenqiweiabcd]

In its literal sense, i'm a wanker too XD

[MrGouldy09]

that song my grandad showed me i pissed my self off laughing

[ruddiger121]

I remember seeing Ivor on thats life Doc Cox always makes me chuckle such a serious programme with HIM on it he he he

[dmaybanks]

having this at my funeral lol

[100blueeyedboy]

Unless George Formby called himself Ivor Biggun sometimes I think this is stolen. Great song though.

[CHiiNupTV]

This is george formby not Ivor :(

[Mr222Benny]

16 people having their first kiss at 25 years

[MrCriticize]

what a load of childish tosh

[killzonepasion]

Wank

[killzonepasion]

If u sank for so long do u go blind

[MrJonas22222]

@killzonepasion yep u do but only if u do it 2 much

[eggfooyoung24]

@MrJonas22222 Nonsense, My eyesight is surpisingly good. I dont have to wear glasses or have any of that laser eye stuff

[MrJonas22222]

@eggfooyoung24 it might not be true i just saw it in a book

[eggfooyoung24]

@MrJonas22222 lol

[2100Rose]

Learnt something tonight . I was told and always thought that this was Roy Chubby Brown . Obviously not .

[2100Rose]

@DIRTYROTTENRATBASTAD A good reason to wish to be a woman . If I had the choice at birth then I would have opted to be a woman rather that a man .

[Zeldaprincess]

...dear god. I say yes to this.

[AshesOfDante]

FUCK YES!

[novaplayer14]

who isnt a wanker?

[AshesOfDante]

@novaplayer14 It's pretty un-natural if one isn't a wanker, hehehe

[computermaster]

@Zed1967 5 a day is chronic or pretty hooked. I have give up, I feel guilty every time, and besides I don't want to be a wanker (literally) And religion forbids it.

[Brendan9895]

@computermaster no it doesn't, point to any passage that says that masturbation is forbidden (BTW I'm an atheist but I have a feeling I know what passage you're talking about)

[unclepunkle]

WANK TIP NO1...if you sit on your hand when u go to the bog,till it goes numb,it feels like some1 else is tossing u off .....i will post NO2 soon

[Zed1967]

This is one thing where I do manage to get get my 5 a day.

[tomlinid]

I should play this to my boss it just about sums them up.

[Lavendergaljackie2]

Think I'll put this as a ringtone for my wanker manager : P

[computermaster]

But wanking is so addictive, plus for some they might be called a wanker alot, and it would be literally true!

[charlottemoneyback]

Gerald Shompa's  favourite song

[ClownViolenceBoogie]

Girls are wankers.

[JLLproductions]

haha 2:57 i'm a waaaaankerrrr

[bodsnvimto]

He first came to note with this song under the above alias, Ivor Biggun. A few years later he became a regular on 'That's Life' & we found out that he was called 'Doc' Cox. Actually, his real Christian name is Robert.

Though a Yorkshireman educated in Notts, he sings this very much in the style of that famous old Lancashire singer & ukulele player, George Formby.

[Gfresh844]

I'm a frequent wanker.

[joolspirog]

How does this person know me ? amazed he wrtoe about me without knowing me

[irwin3036able]

Dancing to it as if it was a nursery rhyme :D

[cheyennebritbrat]

this aint chubby brown, its some bloke thats of the tele

[joolspirog]

@cheyennebritbrat I know that Jasper Carrot charted with it.

[james123lfc]

lol

[kingrichardfowler]

jokes lol

[computermaster]

Too many wankers literally- I was a wanker once- I now hope to quit totally!

[samcross09]

you guys do know this is roy chubby brown

[james123lfc]

@samcross09 i love chubby brown hes funny as fuck

[pdkippax]

@samcross09 Is it fuck!!

[pdkippax]

Good old Yorkshire lad!!!!

[YourTextEre]

he cant sing but fuck hes funny!!!!

[jamz4431]

it is so funny

[pigioneater]

not funny

[leeham991]

More people should wank. Especially girls.

Seriously. DO IT FAGGOT 8[]

[stupor12]

i had a great wank the other day with 5 massive cumblasts but the problem was the fifth shot hit me straight in my eye SPLATTTT my eye lashes stuck together my eye went red and sore a sore end to an amazing wank

[THERAVERFROMDERBY]

I had a great wank i was on my bed i watched babestation i had a rock hard erection the end was cherry red and it was trobbing then i started wanking shot my first load it hit my wall at the pillow end of the bed the second blast went straight in my mouth and up my nose it smelt of creamy mushrooms and tasted metal tasting a bit the third shot hit my stereo the fourth to 9th shots splat my poster above my head my cocks like a firework when i cum

[B17shoota]

@THERAVERFROMDERBY hahaahahah dude you made my day:)

[stupor12]

wanking is the best i love it the cock is throbbing its all shiny with pre cum and it looks like a cherry dipped in a light coating of syrup and you grab hold of it tight and i personally can play music with my forskin the air getting trapped and released as you rub hard and fast it sounds like pop pop pop with all the sticky pre cum then you fire i get between 2 and an incrediable 9 powershots of cum that go about 5 feet in distance i cant explain how amazing it feels i like this song its top

[PsycoBhoy]

This is my theme song

[scorch62d]

imagine your right hand gettin cut offf. Goshh, i cant imagine...NOT WANKING :'(

[RawrDanceSchool]

I dedicate this to my ex boyfriend. Wanker.

[000silversurfer000]

@RawrDanceSchool .LMAO!!!!!!



[Xeonsteel08]

@RawrDanceSchool thats pretty sad on your part that he'd rather jack off than have sex with you

[TheMissypenny]

im a girl should i be sinning this?..... but its catchy

[MrHossCartwright]

Someone has GOT TO make a karaoke/instrumental version of this song.

[cyanidemaiden]

lol and a davey crocket hat

[katrina91xx]

HAHAHA"""

[katrina91xx]

Hehe !

[sethfiatjustitia]

Mrs Palm!

[mad87645]

13 people got an STD from having sex, and dont see the more obvious solution

[lovelie101009]

LOL !!

[MrUrbangilad]

love it

[JONtwoandahalf]

FOR JOAN LOL X

[UnrealVirusInfection]

look at facebooks wanker world wide news

[theresonly1stig]

dedicate to all labour party supporters

[CIAfreak]

I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter

My knees have turned to water and I think I'm goin' blind

ROFLMAO

[MrHossCartwright]

OMG! I never knew until reading the comment by @ToyDollsLegendz that the whole "Mrs. Palm" part was referring to his hand and fingers. I never figured that part out. LOL!

[BobaFett379251]

this is disturbing yet incredibly funny at the same time

[bogen1050]

if you liked this you might like the amature transplants

[ToyDollsLegendz]

is it mrs harn or palm?

[Pinkletoony]

@ToyDollsLegendz it's mrs palm..... as he's talking to his hand... hence the 5 daughters

[ToyDollsLegendz]

@Pinkletoony thx :) yeah i thought that to but it confused me because on a site it sayd mrs harn and i wouldn't know the sisters of harn but thank you very much :D

[cgthedj]

@ToyDollsLegendz Hi mate. It's Mrs. Palm and the five lovely daughters relates to the five digits on his hand.

[adamwba1979]

It's a bit like an adulterated version of George Formby. lol

[StinkyRaf]

No shit your a fucking wanker.

[gu757u]

lol i no sum1 who it describes he is called ran barahdi also it describes cristiano ronaldo and christian mgloughlin lol im a wanker im a wanker for them 2 lol :8

[yogibear2k3]

I love Ivor Biggun! Hes crude without being rude! My favourite comedy album is the winkers cd! Cool, Thanx for the post!

[TunedArt]

whahaha

[GSE5000]

this song is great

[finleyfan4life]

were can i download this

[jakesmithtexas]

wankin is shagin ya hand

[mignonhenne]

@jakesmithtexas is it herman's hermis ? lol

[2chatterboo]

Random >.>

[jonathan79284]

@2chatterboo thas i love the song

[weaselwig]

Slaughter the lamb.

[noodi10]

I'm a girl and I love this song. >.>

[Onslaughtlol]

You masturbate alot ?

[noodi10]

...No

[19dmarie84]

@noodi10 Me too! I wonder, though, if a girl masturbates is she a wanker, also???

[HelloMarco]

This is my mobile ringtone.

[Daniielleey94]

You are my Idol =]

[djkiIIag]

WOW, Im from the u.s. and this awsome! LOL good shit!

[MakeMineAStella]

Not heard this for 30 years or more

thanks for taking me back

[HRHCharlestheWank]

BY JOVE!! This shall be one's personal anthem when I ascend the throne!

HRH Prince Charles

[fishfingerz29]

Every bloke is a wanker XD

[ruddiger121]

spank that monkey ivor,,,lol

[jaybo976]

my favorite song 2 listen to after rubbing one out! :)

[GuitarGiddz]

lol george formby?

[gjhsdjhd]

i even had a wank in a tree. lol

[lechiendormant]

This guy was the "Doc" Cox from "That's Life"?

[Analgramm]

I wanked over Italy, I wanked over Spain ...

[WilchBorisRyan]

I'm a major wanker and proud.

[Analgramm]

thats why i felt in love with my right hand!

[MrAssassinful]

me too =D

[scorch62d]

Lmfao! so funny!

[minipugzz]

Ive got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter my knees have turned to water and I think im going blind!

[XxWoody123xX]

pahahahaa this is legendeary!

[BuggerOffBuddy]

Dongtacular!!

[velvik172]

Song*

[velvik172]

This osn is genius!

[sirwinsalot]

i fell in love with my left hand ;) lol

[dimb9]

@sirwinsalot its right lol

[sirwinsalot]

@dimb9 no i love my LEFT ;)

[TheAllroundstar]

@sirwinsalot  lol...same :)

[demonkitty123]

this guy in my tutor is a wanker.

but he begs us to do it 4 himlol

(we dont by the wayha)

[ipodxdude]

every guy here is a wanker and you know what im proud

[BIGDAVE12349]

love it

[deep187]

burt is a wanker!!

[elviraberzina]

muaahahahahha

[heavymetalkid999]

so am i lol its a comfort thing

[XxkeepitshutXX]

ahaa,, they sing this on men behaving badly.. search it

[CizzyIsCool]

ohh ii wanna watchh thatt episodee thenn lol x

[gavstarr10]

i'm a wanker as well

[wooferdogs]

saw ivor at a gig in croydon years ago, had a good drinkand doc cox joined us, cool guy

[92RedRevolver]

Whereabouts in Croydon?

[straffster2]

their giggling talk i could never understandddddddddd, and thats why i fell in loveeee with my rightttttt handdddddddddd!!!!!!!!!

[thenoobburners]

i fell inlove with my right hand:p

[pjvenner]

This should be re-released. Its #1 material... you don't hear that kind of honesty these days!

[charlierox980]

oy yuh bloodty wanker!

[jupiterandsaturn175]

why do all the wankers always play this song.

[David54G]

snap

[jupiterandsaturn175]

cliche, cliche.

[feadome]

very true and funny

[johnthehappyjohn]

det eh det, yie ikke Ivor fra lif.

[AlexDCl]

Is Ivor touring?

[royraaijmakers]

why didn't they send him to the eurovision song contest?????

[allenjeremy]

A few years ago a friend of mine sang this at a karoke contest and he was disqualified

[allenjeremy]

I meant karaoke

[AlexDCl]

lol!

[iLikeDragon]

LOL

[jillh10]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA lmfao

[skinheadyellow]

this is a song about me i think

[northvalley]

This song is kind of gross to be honest. It's completely hilarious though. :D

[BoredintheUK]

poor old mackers 1- ignorance is bliss. Doc Cox was a long time side kick to Esther Rantzen in the Tv show "that's life" . The tall one with (then) with curly black mop

[Proplinerman]

This is incredible-is there no song not on this site? The last time I heard this was in the late 1970s. Thanks very much for posting.

[freefallfill]

me too I was about 8 and got told of for singing it lol

[bratstarr]

we had this album in '85 i was only 12 and we played it in our common room at school....we got caught by the teachers and were asked if we knew what a wanker was...we all went bright red and lied about pullin our dicks...later that day we had a lecture from our PE teachers about sex and wanking...the funniest day of my life and i owe it all to MR biggun...thanks for the memories ;)

[magickmaker72]

Good god i can hardly see to write this I`m laughing so much!!. Thanx for this.

[920003]

i love this song brill

[waferthin99]

FUNNY

[buzzjunked]

sounds like chubbys work but can easly be confused with i'm a cunt heh, but yeah quality tune this

[luke64pep]

lmfao!!!!! i wanked over spain

[Mackers1]

Its the only thing decent Roy Chubby Brown has made

[Pinkletoony]

did IQ's drop while I was away?

this is not Chubby .... It's "Ivor (Doc Cox) Biggun"

[SCHEISSKIND]

ROFL!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[voon100]

LOL!

[DazMaster86]

anybody seen the gordon brown one?? haha

[stevestheboy1]

yes its doc cox,brilliant ,give him my regards,lol

[trane102grafguy]

how could it not be the best known song with a name like 'i am a wanker' . its a classic!

[berownesgirl]

LMFAO

[lottiebelottie]

If this is that Doc Cox guy from Thats Life....then he lives near me!! :(

[Pinkletoony]

it is and oh dear

oh well some1 has to live near him

[thgm2]

i've heard that somewhere before!!!!

[Pinkletoony]

I'm sure you have  :)

[snoopylover792]

haha this is so funny:)

i wish we used wanker in us

funnier word

[Pinkletoony]

what do u use instead then?

[snoopylover792]

hah jacking or jerking off or just masterbation:)

[scousadan]

hahaha