Am I the only one who just thought that the girl at 8:45 was the cutest girl in existence? Her wistful eyes just captivate me and seeing her face just surprised me. She's so beautiful. Doesn't matter though. Just a thought.
I'm lost why you couldn't say tits that's not that bad of a word but then again I don't consider any of those words bad the bad part people tend to forget is the emotions put behind the words.
@Rainez667 I find it strange that someone as skeptical as George Carlin believes in "Dreams Come True". But oh well, his life proves the veracity of his words.
He also seems to be amazed by it himself so yeah, maybe it happens.
@InfinityDz Maybe the reason you find it strange, is because you don't fully understand it. 'Dreams Come True' doesn't mean 'Keep thinking about something, and it will happen'..It means 'Stay determined and optimistic about what you want to accomplish in life, and you can acccomplish it with enough work'..He said 'Live them out' which requires action on your behalf..Sitting around and doing nothing, hoping something will happen deserves skepticism.
Great comment (but how tragic that you have to explain that to the twit you were talking too lol some people just don't get COMMON SENSE Thank goodness people like you.... do!)
the funny thing is that people always tell you that "your dreams will come true." and while you have hope, you're skeptical...yet when he (George) says is, you believe it. Like REALLY believe it.
I'm wondering how much of the time between question and answer were edited here when he gives descriptions of other comedians. Regardless, his descriptions are extremely well articulated and complementary without going over the top.
I have an enormous amount of respect for this man and what he could do and how he could affect with his words.
I'm wondering how much of the time between question and answer when edited here when he gives descriptions of other comedians. Regardless, his descriptions are extremely well articulated and complementary without going over the top.
I have an enormous amount of respect for this man and what he could do and how he could affect with his words.
@mattd687 He probably got sick of all the stupid bullshit that goes on in military life. Military people need to be easily manipulated (with an overwhelming majority conservative... hmm...). George wouldn't be apart of that group. I, being a veteran myself, have a very similar standpoint with this stuff sometimes.
12 dollars a fucking week.
smallpotatoes989 1 week ago
Am I the only one who just thought that the girl at 8:45 was the cutest girl in existence? Her wistful eyes just captivate me and seeing her face just surprised me. She's so beautiful. Doesn't matter though. Just a thought.
Mustelidean 2 weeks ago
9:17 Ha, the censors couldn't keep up with him.
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits, those legendary words. I think the only one that actually got bleeped decently was cunt.
ThePurpleSpartan 3 weeks ago
Thank you so much for posting!!!
Our fucked up world lost a true great man! :(
phlearze 1 month ago
hes dead now
MissDeeCole 1 month ago
they didnt bleep out mother fucker as well as tits lol
patches8821 2 months ago
I'm lost why you couldn't say tits that's not that bad of a word but then again I don't consider any of those words bad the bad part people tend to forget is the emotions put behind the words.
MrGamestop101 2 months ago
Only one person doesn't like this, i think he'll die alone
mufasa2648 3 months ago 6
i think George got a lot of his wisdom during his time at Corpus Christi.
ThePhantom135 3 months ago
i am watching it right after 7 years
shikoh69 4 months ago
@issueagent I agree! When he said those few lines at 2:03, it really struck me. What he says is so simple, yet very profound and true.
Rainez667 7 months ago
@Rainez667 I find it strange that someone as skeptical as George Carlin believes in "Dreams Come True". But oh well, his life proves the veracity of his words.
He also seems to be amazed by it himself so yeah, maybe it happens.
InfinityDz 6 months ago
@InfinityDz Maybe the reason you find it strange, is because you don't fully understand it. 'Dreams Come True' doesn't mean 'Keep thinking about something, and it will happen'..It means 'Stay determined and optimistic about what you want to accomplish in life, and you can acccomplish it with enough work'..He said 'Live them out' which requires action on your behalf..Sitting around and doing nothing, hoping something will happen deserves skepticism.
TaZWhite 6 months ago 5
@TaZWhite you're right
InfinityDz 6 months ago
@TaZWhite
Great comment (but how tragic that you have to explain that to the twit you were talking too lol some people just don't get COMMON SENSE Thank goodness people like you.... do!)
PS thanks again for stating the obvious !
ZEITGEISTism 6 months ago
@InfinityDz
George Carlin was not a "skeptic" he was a REALIST .....big difference amigo !
ZEITGEISTism 6 months ago
2:03 WAS EXTREMELY INSPIRING!
issueagent 8 months ago
I guess you can say I massage a dream from time to time, here or there...occasionally with lotion.
TheCroatiaKid 9 months ago 5
he blinks a lot
violet101 10 months ago
I love the fact that George continues to speak to the audience as he answers Lipton's questions. He was a true teacher.
GoldsboroughStudios 10 months ago 4
the funny thing is that people always tell you that "your dreams will come true." and while you have hope, you're skeptical...yet when he (George) says is, you believe it. Like REALLY believe it.
werdchester 11 months ago 7
I've been smoking pot for the last 10 years now (live in the netherlands, so it's legal) and what Carlin says here about pot is so true.
Absolutely love this man and it sucks I can never meet him in person ever again.
Izahdnb 11 months ago
I'm wondering how much of the time between question and answer were edited here when he gives descriptions of other comedians. Regardless, his descriptions are extremely well articulated and complementary without going over the top.
I have an enormous amount of respect for this man and what he could do and how he could affect with his words.
lhipsher 1 year ago
I'm wondering how much of the time between question and answer when edited here when he gives descriptions of other comedians. Regardless, his descriptions are extremely well articulated and complementary without going over the top.
I have an enormous amount of respect for this man and what he could do and how he could affect with his words.
lhipsher 1 year ago
Hahaha tits
superman122491 1 year ago
Lipton: Would you please enlighten us as to those 7 words?
Carlin: *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Mother-*beep* and Tits.
BoomaOwl 1 year ago 71
@BoomaOwl Hey.. even the censors love tits!
DonRMB 8 months ago
@BoomaOwl Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits
andenils 6 months ago
@BoomaOwl I heard cocksucker in there :)
Holydiver2107 8 hours ago
Haha, I just love how they didn't bleep out the word "tits"
juustohoyla 1 year ago 38
@juustohoyla - Tits must have got white-listed LOL
FixedNewsChannel 5 months ago
lol dave chappelle said the same thing about weed (pot). lol
Buy now it was a bad habit...
Bak3dB3an 1 year ago
I wonder what Carlin did to get kicked out of the air force....
mattd687 1 year ago
@mattd687 He probably got sick of all the stupid bullshit that goes on in military life. Military people need to be easily manipulated (with an overwhelming majority conservative... hmm...). George wouldn't be apart of that group. I, being a veteran myself, have a very similar standpoint with this stuff sometimes.
hoosier3060 1 year ago
@mattd687 go to his website...theres a shot of his discharge papers...incl ALL the charges,court martials, & reports he got
toobularbells 1 year ago
"dream your dreams and massage them" ....i like it!
paranoidpfanclub 1 year ago