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  • 12 dollars a fucking week.

  • Am I the only one who just thought that the girl at 8:45 was the cutest girl in existence? Her wistful eyes just captivate me and seeing her face just surprised me. She's so beautiful. Doesn't matter though. Just a thought.

  • 9:17 Ha, the censors couldn't keep up with him.

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits, those legendary words. I think the only one that actually got bleeped decently was cunt.

  • Thank you so much for posting!!!

    Our fucked up world lost a true great man! :(

  • hes dead now

  • they didnt bleep out mother fucker as well as tits lol

    

  • I'm lost why you couldn't say tits that's not that bad of a word but then again I don't consider any of those words bad the bad part people tend to forget is the emotions put behind the words.

  • Only one person doesn't like this, i think he'll die alone

  • i think George got a lot of his wisdom during his time at Corpus Christi.

  • i am watching it right after 7 years

  • @issueagent I agree! When he said those few lines at 2:03, it really struck me. What he says is so simple, yet very profound and true.

  • @Rainez667 I find it strange that someone as skeptical as George Carlin believes in "Dreams Come True". But oh well, his life proves the veracity of his words.

    He also seems to be amazed by it himself so yeah, maybe it happens.

  • @InfinityDz Maybe the reason you find it strange, is because you don't fully understand it. 'Dreams Come True' doesn't mean 'Keep thinking about something, and it will happen'..It means 'Stay determined and optimistic about what you want to accomplish in life, and you can acccomplish it with enough work'..He said 'Live them out' which requires action on your behalf..Sitting around and doing nothing, hoping something will happen deserves skepticism.

  • @TaZWhite you're right

  • @TaZWhite

    Great comment (but how tragic that you have to explain that to the twit you were talking too lol some people just don't get COMMON SENSE Thank goodness people like you.... do!)

    PS thanks again for stating the obvious !

  • @InfinityDz

    George Carlin was not a "skeptic" he was a REALIST .....big difference amigo !

  • 2:03 WAS EXTREMELY INSPIRING!

  • I guess you can say I massage a dream from time to time, here or there...occasionally with lotion.

  • he blinks a lot

  • I love the fact that George continues to speak to the audience as he answers Lipton's questions. He was a true teacher.

  • the funny thing is that people always tell you that "your dreams will come true." and while you have hope, you're skeptical...yet when he (George) says is, you believe it. Like REALLY believe it.

  • I've been smoking pot for the last 10 years now (live in the netherlands, so it's legal) and what Carlin says here about pot is so true.

    Absolutely love this man and it sucks I can never meet him in person ever again.

  • I'm wondering how much of the time between question and answer were edited here when he gives descriptions of other comedians. Regardless, his descriptions are extremely well articulated and complementary without going over the top.

    I have an enormous amount of respect for this man and what he could do and how he could affect with his words.

  • I'm wondering how much of the time between question and answer when edited here when he gives descriptions of other comedians. Regardless, his descriptions are extremely well articulated and complementary without going over the top.

    I have an enormous amount of respect for this man and what he could do and how he could affect with his words.

  • Hahaha tits

  • Lipton: Would you please enlighten us as to those 7 words?

    Carlin: *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Mother-*beep* and Tits.

  • @BoomaOwl Hey.. even the censors love tits!

  • @BoomaOwl Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits

  • @BoomaOwl I heard cocksucker in there :)

  • Haha, I just love how they didn't bleep out the word "tits"

  • @juustohoyla - Tits must have got white-listed LOL

  • lol dave chappelle said the same thing about weed (pot). lol

    Buy now it was a bad habit...

  • I wonder what Carlin did to get kicked out of the air force....

  • @mattd687 He probably got sick of all the stupid bullshit that goes on in military life. Military people need to be easily manipulated (with an overwhelming majority conservative... hmm...). George wouldn't be apart of that group. I, being a veteran myself, have a very similar standpoint with this stuff sometimes.

  • @mattd687 go to his website...theres a shot of his discharge papers...incl ALL the charges,court martials, & reports he got

  • "dream your dreams and massage them" ....i like it!

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