HEY, CHRIS CROCKER! YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS!

[silverbackgears]

This is the new Leave Britney alone!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this shit so so funny.

[silverbackgears]

Look at his hands at the end of the video you are not laughing.

[silverbackgears]

That is why I love Chris Crocker's videos on youtube. It is very funny, and always has something to complain about

[Gabeekeeper]

cha ching!! Who needs famous when you got money!! you go Chris!

[icecreamlover5405]

u r frickin famous

[CuTiEkYaNa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ur so funny i love this video

[Skyler6314]

you really dont give a fuck about what people think of you lol it comes off as scary sometimes but fuck i have respect for your crazy ass <3

[rosecharm21]

Omg Chris your amazing!!! So funny xDD

[rosebud066]

LMAO jokes video! Love it

[MrKevinos2]

This video made me L.O.L. awesomeness XD Love ya :)

[Splitsboy]

Adoro ^^

[SnakeStormTV]

LOL! LMAO! So funny! love your outrageous expressions, Chris!

[tokyogeisha39]

omg i couldnt stop laughing....i love this guy

[yugiohtay]

wow your so crazy, lol it's funny, but i so agree with you.

[alicia083190]

"Keep Hating Because you're making me famous" Keep doing your thing boo! You've had me glued to a computer screen since I first found you on myspace lol. I absolutely love everything you do. And fuck them wannabes. There's a saying I live by, and that's.."People will only whisper your sucess,but broadcast your demise" Love You <3

[thatcrazychic]

When your not GAY , YOUR CRAZY!!

[neshanr]

get'em chris!

[TheDarkestTone]

Lol. I ♥ him

[curlylocksx2x]

@Drakedog777 your moms a foggot nasty cunt

[artificiallightz]

LOLL

[vikinasty]

@TASTEmyASSHOLE lol well your going to hell

[nekolover17]

you tell em

[14fanofanime]

You're not famous.

[Drakedog777]

fucking crazy gay dumbass faggot

[ZeldaLovesUnicorns01]

<333



[lad3571]

my hero <3

[J0RD2K7]

haha i love this, mother fuckersss at the end haha! go chris

[timonandpumba12]

luff this video -someone commented on second to none saying that and i abused her

[CooperCUNT]

Famous or not your fucking hot

[timonandpumba12]

@CooperCUNT saa true

[Ceirra0009]

I enjoyed watching this. Keep it up. Famous or not, I am still subscribed to your channel. :)

[alsh2010]

Chris - Die now! - Please....

[FvPization]

@alsh2010

You wouldn't walk up to him in the street and tell him to die, so why be so pathetic as to say it on a YouTube comment? No ones telling you to like him.

[Fabitaalamasbonita]

xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­ddddddddddddddddddddd hahahaha

[Frida708]

Lmao, yeah, well you're known to certain people. Oh, isn't jealousy just a bitch ^^

[ZeldaLovesUnicorns01]

i love you

[facinelli3944]

hahah ily! XD

[NickJoones]

Fuck the haters

[baybunni16]

OOOHHHHHH!!!!!!! Biiittcchhhh thats shit was fuggking funny....... to all you people who "DONT" like Chris...... its hard to tell because you devote so much time to him.... you haters are so silly.....lol.....

[brokenragdoll1]

YES Chris!! Bring Those Barbies To school!! I love you.. like actually :)

[mrmonsterface211]

i hope he dies.. hes so annoying...

[tiffyaponte]

you r thee bomb! <3

[CyborgGummybears1]

yeahhhhhh.... I don't like you.. -.-

[lolabeautyx]

1:32 hahhahah i love you chris

[TheLadyTatou]

yes you are. you're a GOD DAMN SUPERSTAR chris, never forget that. <3

[cellomunchkin]

Okay I'm not a fan or a hater of Chris, I respect him number one because he's a human being. Some people like Chris, I see some concerning comments of people wishing death upon Chris's fans and himself, I mean how dare you wish death upon someone ? no ones deserves to die..think about what you're saying geez..

[xtremefatalevolution]

HOW DO YOU KNOW IM NOT FAMOUS... BITCH YOU NOT ONLY GAY BUT YOUR A STALKER TO, HAHA you wouldnt know i wasnt famous.

[xtremefatalevolution]

a gay 1st grader haha thats the first

[vikinasty]

@xtremefatalevolution your born gay, so a gay first grader isn't abnormal unless your ignorant.

[KpopTOPGD]

What does it matter if one is famous or not? What exactly was your point here?

[JosieWantsANewBong]

@KpopTOPGD He was making a point of people on the internet who just comment on his videos and shit telling him he's not famous.

[KpopTOPGD]

@JosieWantsANewBong That's seriously something to complain about? That really fixes situations.

[Braedi14]

....Stupid bitches lol

[AaronDemilune]

wow... shows maturity,

[muh706]

Why are you a man now?

[alsh2010]

Fuuuck you're still alive????

[TheBobi555]

@alsh2010 yeah XDDD i still hope that he will die someday..

[RoyalBlueEarl]

@TheBobi555 I hope you die some day. (:

[TheBobi555]

@RoyalBlueEarl

just dont worry i hope too...i hope that all crockers fans will die, cuz theyre more stupid that this shit-,,Chris Crocker' '

[alsh2010]

@TheBobi555 I know. He's like a cockroach isn't he? Ruins your day...

[girlsplaydirty]

hahahahah you're crazy :) but ur cute here :)))

[gummibears211]

there 1st 20 to 25 secs scared the hell out of me

[xxloverxx1997]

oh myy..i love chris<33

[parkerdinhwilliams15]

BAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA 

[1ucantmesswith]

Haha. This vid reminded me of Nicki Minaj's "Stupid Hoe". Chirs, you should TOTALLY do a Stupid Hoe Vid!!!

[megapeaceloveandjoy]

"stupid BITCH" LMAO love him! <3

[cajs17]

YOU GO BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU!

[somerandomwhitegurl]

PREACH IT!

[AlbertoMarioAA]

hahahaahhahahaahahahahhahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah­ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahh­aha

[alecnegron432]

u r sooooo dam awesome

[lanaboo17]

Damnn i love chris crocker!

[Orthropox14]

i dont see the point in insulting chris. he has more balls than anybody i know.

[xXCrimsonNightmareXx]

Ugh! The comments I've seen on this video are childish! Chris, I agree with you. And being confident can also mean people are extra rude to you because they're jealous that your livin your life and they KNOW they Won't go anywhere in life cause theyre too ignorant. ^-^ luv ya Chris!!

[MegaHegira]

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

[MegaHegira]

@TASTEmyASSHOLE lol finally a normal person. Look at this fucker that says crocker 2012 below. You got to be fucking kidding me. This is the youth of America. No wonder the enemy thinks we are soft. Because of gays like crocker and his little followers like justinplaysgames (little 14 year old I am sure)

[JustinPlaysGames]

@MegaHegira 18 years old. Crocker 2012. :)

[JustinPlaysGames]

Chris Crocker 2012 - Write In

[MegaHegira]

@JustinPlaysGames you are sick if you think you want crocker as pres you weird fucker. Ever seen his/her 911 video? Did you know the fag you want in 2012 is doing gay porn now? Nice role model you have. I promise you that you are not older than 15. You cant even vote anyways, thank God for that. All you teens are out to lunch. People like you make me sick to know I live with Americans brainwashed by fags like crocker. Go piss up a flag pole and leave your mouth open

[JustinPlaysGames]

@MegaHegira Sir, I am 18 years of age... and I am voting for Ron Paul. :)

[joeeyjoe1]

Seriously you got problems

[loveisloudermusicfan]

keep that confidence on high!!!!

[timm9]

known for all the wrong reasons.

[stfutiffie]

LMFAO. i love you. "stuuupid bitchesss!"

[213funnieface]

you know, if yer speaking about an issue yer havin with someone specific, you mite wanna say that, instead of alienating those of us that have helped get you to where u r today. good 4 u that yer gettin paid for all of the infinite life/relationship wisdom that u dish out, cuz u think we need it,but dont do it by steppin on the backs of those of us that have helped get u here. yeah yeah, u dont care about what we think about u, but you really need to remember where you came from sweet cheeks.

[chalupe2tails]

you go chris you are my role model i want to be as confident as you someday!!

[MegaHegira]

@chalupe2tails role model lmfao? you are another deranged human being. I bet you walk around all day with a cell phone in hand that mommy pays for, as if you are a waiter carrying a tray of food with your purse over your left shoulder waiting for that all mighty important facebook text. Pathetic that you think crocker is a role model. What a brainwashed internet child.

[xtacee1990]

@MegaHegira @fixhoo : so what if he does porn? so what if he acts crazy in his videos? It's just a freaking show get over it. You dont even know him or watch enough of his videos to know what's he like in person. Dont sit in front of your computers and act like you're good people. He's a lot more inspirational, rational and intelligent than you judgemental hypocritical fucktards.

[ooOMandy6Ooo]

@MegaHegira people born in 1990 are not 12-13 there 20-21....but ya..you were totally close though.

[xtacee1990]

@ooOMandy6Ooo thank you for pointing that out to him/her/whatever that thing is.

[MegaHegira]

@xtacee1990 awww you have a fan to cheer you up lol

[xtacee1990]

@MegaHegira I have enough intellect to know that however old you are you dont have the mental capacity to understand and assess life in an objective and informed manner. People who lack empathy like you make the world ugly. Pathetic. I dont usually wish bad things to anyone but I hope you should just shut your trolling hateful trap and get a real life for your own.

[xtacee1990]

@MegaHegira I dont even bother to waste my energy getting mad at losers like you. And it's you who seem to have a bizarre obsession with gay ppl because you keep coming back to have encounters with them. I think you should ask for a refund from whatever reparative clinic that you visited because it seems like it has failed to cure your problem.

[MegaHegira]

@xtacee1990 sure you dont thats why you send book report comments. I didn't even read your reply :) keep wasting your time on me :)

[MegaHegira]

@xtacee1990 fuck you I own my own Italian restaurant in miami. When you can fit my shoes instead of bragging how crocker is so cool and move outta moms and support yourself then get back to me.. Try me in 12 years kid :D

[MegaHegira]

you're a homo

[julykid28]

@MegaHegira and? your point is? pretty sure he got that message a while ago.

[jg2007]

@MegaHegira I think for YEARS we've established Chris is gay. But thanks for pointing out the obvious...hater

[MegaHegira]

@jg2007 he aint gay you retard he is a fag. Gays dont like him and neither do I. Not cause he is a fag or gay. It is because he is unforgiven for his 911 remarks and the video he made of it saying britney fucking spears was more important than the anniversary of 911. Who cares about 911 was his exact words. On top of that the sicko does gay porn now. You are all mental if you look up to this disgusting person. He/she makes America look soft. Search crocker 911 on here assholes

[fixhoo]

@MegaHegira Totally agree, he is just a sick person, nobody likes him and it's not because he's gay, I'm gay, but is because he is such a fame whore.

[MegaHegira]

@fixhoo thank you. Please tell the other kiddies on here about how you dislike crocker gay or not and you are gay. Finally a person that is not in love with crocker. Half these people on here that say how "amazing" he is are 13 year old. How is crocker amazing, the most overused adjective on here? A doctor saving a life is amazing. Not a gay guy on youtube acting like a fool dissing 911 and doing gay porn. Get your priorities right everyone that criticized me. Jokers (not u fixhoo)

[randydg2]

keep pressing 1

[hilaryizgangsta]

IGNORE THE BULLSHIT@! people are jealous you succeeded in something other than sitting on your butt being a no one!

[MrBigboss20011]

what kind of bullshit is this ?

[thatmentalgummybear]

Oh I actually love you so much and if I say "Chris Crocker" people automatically know who I'm talking about:) xxx

[BioShock55Airsoft]

Repeatedly tap 7 for angry finger puppets and steel.

[rachaeldelaney98hk]

not famous? really because you ask any number of my friends and people i just know in general and they will tell me they know who you are and half of them know you for your videos not for the britney thing anyway! so remember haters make me famous!! and bitches get stiches and end up in ditches!! luv ya chris!!!

[JorbeGroup]

LMFAO, I know thats right!

[SetSailsBoyo]

I love you chris

[rachelwfan]

yep i'm glued to the screen tip typing away ahahaha

[StevenONEDAY]

amen. muddafuckas.

[kaylamoit]

i fuckin love u lol

[TanaMarieb]

Youre hott

[bbqchkn]

but you are famous...you was on tv!!!

[Dillonfost12]

I have a gay friend he whoops ass he's the best friend u can ever have

[13524mariam]

Umm... I aint a hater but nobody said that your not famous i watch all your videos and see your comments almost daily and nobody said that i think your just telling the people to not say that.... Oh i got it now.

[JrSimFan]

but u are :D love you your the best.

[EmoxoxoThorn]

yor famous to me <3 i lov yo

[kassimaerose94]

LOVE!

[bayonetta18jean]

He really inspires a lot of ppl believe it or not lol, Dnt mess with gay ppl they will fuck you up

[killingthesekings]

really your famous song's i would love to sing like you

[superflyenglishvegan]

CHRIS YOU ARE AWESOME!

[Ilovemusic3225]

He told them off haha

[Tiddlyfish20]

God......... I love this, it's so true XD

[Kokazoo22]

Hehe... You're not famous "Mother fuckerrr"

[96onlyme]

O.o God !!! Why?

[jaskov1]

When I saw his transformation from 2007 to 2011 I actually thought he turned out to be a decent guy till I watched this video. What the f*ck with the diva behaviour?

[HotTop202]

Dude,..

This is my Favorite video.

and the other one in Walmart,..

[angrygorillagonnahit]

fucking bipolar disorder

[WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWVWW]

AAre you stoned,,,lol

[sonibyrd711]

i love you chris

[smiths10111]

You are not famous, Chris. I think it's funny you would make a video about being famous when you are not famous. DUMBASS.

[OhHaiMadzehh]

transvestite ...you dont look like one but you are

[BeaBMusic]

wooooh!!!! i love you Chris Crocker!! you're the best!! :))

[sagala30]

oh man i love you xoxoxo

[britneyemenac]

Hahahahah! Team Chis Crocker!

[MisterBird9]

Haha! I love the beginning:)

Chris, you are awesome:)

[yulmc]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[McMuffinsPimp]

do you do drugs?

[darcymaywhitaker]

:) I smiled SHE/HEIS PROUD HE MAY NOT BE REAL FAMOUS BUT SHE/HE IS COMPUTER FAMOUS!!!!!!! GO CHRIS CROCKER WOOOO!

[Keity244400]

hot guy outside - woman inside...nice pal!

[anneisablume]

you are the best!!!!

[Lilith571]

you go girl

[MikaelaNeill]

LOL omfg i can't fucking breathe.♥

Chris I'm a girl but can you please marry me?

[allison620]

something is wrong with you....

[rosemaryironwood]

You're fucking hot right until the moment when you open your mouth

[madslipknot]

Gay bitch trying too be a nigga ...

[zizikelizike]

HAHAHA :D nigga you gay :D

[peterwildeblood]

@zizikelizike Ok he might be being a knob but so what if hes gay? Using it as a derogatory term...not coooooool!

[zizikelizike]

@peterwildeblood I'm just trolling if you didn't notice :) ... I will always see him as the "crying over britney" no matter how cool he looks ... and I don't have anythign against gays :) I even watch anime with gays(cuz 1 guy always looks like a bitch :D)

[jelenaaa993]

I have nothing against gay people, but Chris, you're famous, and you're also a MORON.

[thecommercialedge]

@jelenaaa993 a moron with a lot more money and fame than you, though. :-)

[rootbeer96]

Oh my god! I am addicted to these videos, he's so fucking funny!

[appocadelli]

@rootbeer96 same here.. i watch him coz he makes me laugh every friggin time HAHA

[thelukenda1]

im looking in this sad, sad man, and i'm thinking..god damn i would like to kick the shit out of him

[weedor1]

:)) your mom must be proud of you, holy shiiit :D

what an ugly creature are you.

I would break your gay nose in 3!

:)

Greetings

[jennypokegirl]

i Love you ♥

[zaiENT1]

flaged

[proudmexican111]

Chris i stopped watching you for a while so you could get your shit together.....maybe i need to come back later.....

[saraarias30]

you are so famous!! love you !!!!!

[GimmeUrself]

;o Way sexier than before, but still he moves like girl :)

[MegaUcca]

does he has penis?

[blackymcniggerson]

much respect



[lms497]

I love you man xD You're so cool xD keep goin

Portugal.

[audreyfggt]

he got attractive, holy shit.

[gabyapy]

I don't believe that I'm watching this!

[beeyowcht]

Fuck, I'm so disappointed that he's still gay.But he's now fappable, so...

[SpritezSource]

@beeyowcht fappable?!?!?!??!?!?!?

[MegaLucian1990]

did it took long to become an idiot?

[vegeta1885]

Even if you're a fag, you look more attractive with this "manly" looks than the old girly one.

[DonSelwashington]

hahahaha (L) omg this guy has a swagger on his own. love it.

[B0sTonCeltics20534]

I fucking lol'd...

Seriously.