@MrWoopk You sir, are a fucking faggot. I will break into your house, and tear your wife in half. Furthermore, I will dissolve your testicles, rain hot acid down your throat, and turn your guts into snakes.
U mad bro in all caps shows you must be new here. I'm not saying I made the song, I'm saying Funnyjunk is acting like it's a new fucking thing when it's two years old.
This delightful track is from SomethingAwful's make-a-Christmas-album thread '09. Get the full album ('2009 Part 1 & 2') at ow[.]ly/7Nv5G (remove the square brackets) - there are some steaming piles of X'mas joy in there (e.g. "Robot Jesus", "C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S", and "Jingle Bells"). A merry Christmas to goon and all!
This song is coming, it is coming for us. We cannot escape it. This song will somehow manage to fill your every waking moment with 'Ho Ho Ho's and its eerie beat. No matter where you go, no matter where you hide. IT WILL FIND YOU. It will worm its way into your ears and resonate within every crevice of your soul. It is more than a song, it is representational of life itself, Death is coming, and there is nothing, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you or I can do about it... Have a very merry Christmas...
a friend of mine played this song anytime i entered a room and he was on /b/. i acquired such a deep seeded hatred for this song that i almost chucked his computer out the window. kinda wish i had.
I accidentlied an sang this infront of my cousin, and he just looks at me and laughs "hahaha the website's URL". I never realized but my cousin is a fucking newfag.
I even made him triforce which he couldn't. How do i best kill him?
This would actually sell at Christmas
CorbinDesmarais 1 week ago
WHY THE FUCK DID I LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING
TheViolentDinosaur 2 weeks ago
That was the longest 3,5 minutes I've ever had
Hamvair 3 weeks ago
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poleeed 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
fuck reddit
HunterGuilherme 2 months ago
Ho ho ho its...
Fuck I keep forgetting the next part!
warlocktheripper 2 months ago
its moot singingg
TheSOviETgaming 2 months ago 4
>as seen on reddit
Oh cmon what the fuck are they doing here?
Jparki1 2 months ago 2
Why does Santa, after arriving, tell us Santa's on his way
mYsqUiStO 2 months ago
Santa cums upon his sleigh.
NeoSarinatan 2 months ago
Had to come here for my holiday fix. Things are so much simpler when this is embedded into /b/. I just let it play for hours on end.
dprosie 2 months ago
Ho ho ho it's Christmas time. Ho ho ho it's Christmas time. Ho ho ho it's Christmas time. Ho ho ho it's Christmas time. Ho ho ho it's Christmas time.
WeEatBrainz 2 months ago
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AOTBCREW 2 months ago
I half feel bad for knowing I'll be listening to this nonstop tomorrow
theblode1337 2 months ago
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So beautiful :' )
GIMMEZ 2 months ago
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GIMMEZ 2 months ago
go away reddit
Sonicfoxtrot 2 months ago 2
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Marcuspne 2 months ago
Moot has such a beautiful singing voice
Kidcouger2 2 months ago 11
holy crap, not again, dammit why do i keep coming back here for the holidays?
nznproductions 2 months ago 3
for some reason I keep coming back to play this song
cheeseyist 2 months ago
I like the part when he said "Ho ho ho It's christmas time"
Hamvair 2 months ago 3
santas on his way guys, ho ho ho!
OntDinRS 2 months ago
This is a terrible annoying song.
harizotoh7 2 months ago
abum bum om, abum bum ewwum
my favorit part.
MrBabablah 2 months ago
ITS ALMOST HERE
monketron 2 months ago
this is the only christmas song i like
daniellos333 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
THE SLOWEST 3 AND A HALF MINUTES EVER.
poleeed 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 4
CANT WAIT
lowlzproduction 2 months ago
4chan has brought me here many times <3
krewrules 2 months ago
I listen to this song when I feel like dying.
tf2weekly 2 months ago 7
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tf2weekly 2 months ago
I've listened to this at least 70 times.
CrrazyMan 2 months ago
i like it for some odd reason
omgstfudavid 2 months ago 6
>mfw entire thread of :stopmusic: every time this shit is added
>mfw I have no face
eaglesblades 2 months ago
:stopmusic:
mrbromley666 2 months ago 7
THIS PARTY IS NOW ABSOLUTELY JOLLY
ForceofSparda 2 months ago
(Repeat x30)
ho ho ho it's christmas time
ho ho ho it's christmas time
ho ho ho it's christmas time
santas on his way
Iownyoujk 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
SOON
MasterRater27 2 months ago
Im at 2:10 why the fuck am I still listening to this??
Ralphonthebeat 2 months ago
Worst fucking xmass song ever
NexDemise 2 months ago
I used to hang out on 4chan but then i took a arrow to the knee
absinthe111 2 months ago
@absinthe111 Too bad that arrow did not fix the FAGGET in you
mrmcchillen 2 months ago 2
IM FROM FUNNYJUNK THUMB ME! MY DAD SAYS FOR EVERY THUMB I GET TO SUCK HIS DICK AND IF I GET 50 THUMBS MY MOM WILL BUY ME A VIBRATOR FOR MY ASS!
tharper1993 2 months ago 3
@tharper1993 OP!? IS that you!?
MorsTactica 2 months ago
@MorsTactica Dear Diary...
Today OP a faggot.
eaglesblades 2 months ago
@tharper1993 I see what you did there.
eaglesblades 2 months ago
I really like how there are Thumb whores here too
psofise 2 months ago 35
:stopsound:
DataFragment 2 months ago
prepare your anus
poleeed 2 months ago
How can I put this on repeat?
bluediamondO77 2 months ago
FUNNYJUNK
poleeed 2 months ago
☑ Seen on SA in 2009
☑ Seen on 4chan in 2010
☑ Seen on FunnyJunk in 2011
☐ Seen on Reddit in 2012
☐ Seen on Facebook in 2013
MrWoopk 2 months ago 72
@MrWoopk You sir, are a fucking faggot. I will break into your house, and tear your wife in half. Furthermore, I will dissolve your testicles, rain hot acid down your throat, and turn your guts into snakes.
DOCSFC 2 months ago
@DOCSFC I WILL CUT YOU UP WITH THIS LINOLEUM KNIFE I GOT HERE.
MajorMetalBurger 2 months ago
@MrWoopk
Newfag detected. Was also on 4chan Xmas 09.
MyUncleShaun 2 months ago 5
@MyUncleShaun
His point was that 4chan doesn't make anything, it just finds what SA's discarded and uses that. His point stands.
IncoherentMoron 2 months ago
@MrWoopk ive seen it on the 4chan troll accounts in facebook this yerar so
GoodOldN1ghty 2 months ago
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SirToshley 2 months ago
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sockschappercat 2 months ago
i think this is the first song i've actually started almost falling asleep to. like literally, this is a milestone for me
benjaminjamesrodda 2 months ago
16 days, are your bodies ready?
Roxxzor816 2 months ago
Funnyjunk brought me here! :)
kjr101 2 months ago
>mfw this song was on a much better website last year
Fucking funnyjunk stealing year old jokes
Piece of shit site seriously.
Supermario678 2 months ago 9
@Supermario678 U MAD, BRO? Seriously , it's not stealing a joke. You made this song, and it's for you only? Calm your nips.
TrollBrick 2 months ago
@TrollBrick Oh man.
U mad bro in all caps shows you must be new here. I'm not saying I made the song, I'm saying Funnyjunk is acting like it's a new fucking thing when it's two years old.
Calm my nips? Really? Are you a guido?
Supermario678 2 months ago
@Supermario678 The Internet is for sharing! Especially on Christmas.
ZeroOfBells 2 months ago
@ZeroOfBells Okay.jpg
Supermario678 2 months ago
@ZeroOfBells No, that's gay, fuck you. "U mad", what are you, 2008?
Kazisho 2 months ago
I think my head is going to explode.
FJ user: lboarder
jsollows2 2 months ago
I have to listen to this song every day. It is consuming my soul.
sharpeningtheaxe 2 months ago
erm... wtf, op?
o0Harlzberg0o 2 months ago
Thumb if Funnyjunk sent you here :3
MrTurdTastic 2 months ago 6
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Nightmar33333 2 months ago
FUNNYJUNK MOTHERFUCKA
BurnoutLegendX 2 months ago 4
I've just been immunized against The Little Drummer Boy. THANKS!
3zy 2 months ago
Yup, got here from FJ x'D
lilxxrei 3 months ago
This song takes the Christmas out of Christmas.
fj username: cadaverbox
Echoparticle 3 months ago
My ears a bleeding
MoNugisa 3 months ago
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Thumb if youre here because of funnyjunk
newton0827 3 months ago 75
@newton0827 don't be a fucking thumb whore
upgradesky56 2 months ago 5
@newton0827 Even on youtube, Funnyjunk thumb whores?...
I am dissapointed.
ackbobthedead 2 months ago
@ackbobthedead your stupidity, i cannont understand it.
mongster7798 2 months ago
@mongster7798 And you call me the stupid one?
My comment is very easy to read and understand.
ackbobthedead 2 months ago
@newton0827 Video fucking ruined.
Kazisho 2 months ago
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKkk what the fuck
sam88145 3 months ago 7
funnyjunk brought me here
WwwMINECRAFTwwW 3 months ago
@WwwMINECRAFTwwW yeah seems like everyone else lol
eggbeastable 2 months ago
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jirichi02 3 months ago 5
This delightful track is from SomethingAwful's make-a-Christmas-album thread '09. Get the full album ('2009 Part 1 & 2') at ow[.]ly/7Nv5G (remove the square brackets) - there are some steaming piles of X'mas joy in there (e.g. "Robot Jesus", "C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S", and "Jingle Bells"). A merry Christmas to goon and all!
creamyhorror 3 months ago 4
shit tier christmas song
eljose152 3 months ago
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manhimanh 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
GBS forever
zaxxoid 3 months ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Gee it sure is 4chan up in here.
joutubesgmail 3 months ago
I like the Jingle Cats version better.
OHSNAPITSHITLER 3 months ago
@OHSNAPITSHITLER
troll
Suslik0305 3 months ago
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feetraygun 3 months ago
Sadly, I hope they put this up again for Christmas cheer.
BaconDemocracy 3 months ago 5
someone has to make a 10 hours version of this
Suslik0305 3 months ago 13
i've been listening to this song on replay for about 2 hours
MisterOh1 3 months ago
:stopmusic:
naradaadam 3 months ago 3
yay! too bad the site is getting DDoS'd :\
lonerider92 3 months ago
Christmas is just too complicated with religious.
zpy121596 3 months ago
:stopmusic:
QuatroAnosMas23 3 months ago
What are the lyrics
mthep 3 months ago
:stopmusic:
Jireky 3 months ago
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wachiinn 3 months ago
When Christmas.
Kazisho 4 months ago
Christmas hats everywhere!
MontrealCharlie 4 months ago
This song is coming, it is coming for us. We cannot escape it. This song will somehow manage to fill your every waking moment with 'Ho Ho Ho's and its eerie beat. No matter where you go, no matter where you hide. IT WILL FIND YOU. It will worm its way into your ears and resonate within every crevice of your soul. It is more than a song, it is representational of life itself, Death is coming, and there is nothing, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you or I can do about it... Have a very merry Christmas...
ChrisTehGamer 4 months ago 8
FUCK YEAH CHRISTMAS
JiggyMcCue 4 months ago 7
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Wontonshotone 4 months ago
Nigga dis da shit dat go bump in yo trunk doe nigga for real nigga I'm NOT play'n nigga.
mryuck206 4 months ago
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I.fucking.love.this.song.
SuperKittyPancake 5 months ago
I fucking.... love..... this.... song.
SuperKittyPancake 5 months ago
When is it Christmas? ;_;
Kazisho 5 months ago
Can't fucking wait til christmas.
DementedDogStudios3 5 months ago 28
Cant wait for christmas :) this whole album gets played!
booya42301 6 months ago
Dubstep this...please. someone.
irishactingboy 6 months ago
i cant wait untill christmas, just for this song.
Cycloud 6 months ago
:stopmusic:
EhreDemVaterland 6 months ago 5
Is it Christmas yet?
Kazisho 7 months ago
:stopniggersfromrapingmygirlfriend:
RemiliaVampire 8 months ago
welp, it's always christmas for me.
snazzyrobots 8 months ago
a friend of mine played this song anytime i entered a room and he was on /b/. i acquired such a deep seeded hatred for this song that i almost chucked his computer out the window. kinda wish i had.
hixsongarren 8 months ago
when santa cums upon his sleigh
Alavistaven2012 9 months ago 5
Checking dubs as we speak
gottmospahedengubbar 9 months ago
[Insert joke about # of people that disliked it here]
gdsm93 9 months ago
Why do I still come back to listen in the summer?!
Reluctant 9 months ago 8
I am from 4chan and I am making a witty comment.
VivekRajcoomar 9 months ago
Has 3 minutes and 28 seconds passed, or 1000 years?
Kalicranston 10 months ago 62
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Akakios69 10 months ago
fuck
i love it
i swear
i will never ever turn this off!
hooray! it's christmas time!
loudquietproductions 10 months ago
fucking love this
eljose152 10 months ago
:stopsound:
Skino473 10 months ago
this song has been stuck in my head ever since christmas. Glad I finally got to listen to it again
TheOnlyGuitarHero 10 months ago
i like the part where he said "hohoho its christmas time"
TeufelHunden0300 10 months ago 8
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fuck
dannington93 11 months ago 41
@dannington93 lol it wont let me do the real triforce
doginthemafia 10 months ago
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zs
explodingknees1 11 months ago
eval()
SteffeBNL 11 months ago 2
This song gave me cancer
RevanEcks 11 months ago 7
:stopmusic:
that shit doesnt work! WTF
JamesManimal 1 year ago 3
fucking shockwave flash, how does it work?
LegalFuhrer 1 year ago
LOL
Was epic
FCochesshurperro 1 year ago
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Fernandoenf 1 year ago
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scorpio594 1 year ago
:stopmusic:
scorpio594 1 year ago
/b/ was here, again.
PureZOOKS 1 year ago
aww yeee
pizzaboysam 1 year ago
new /b/ song
hmillos 1 year ago
:stopmusic:
yitzchak13 1 year ago
am i oldfag now?
killerzombie092 1 year ago
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Welshey101 1 year ago
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AquaticYoshi409 1 year ago
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Worthog117 1 year ago
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7amsox 1 year ago
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amidoinitrite?
HTURproductions 1 year ago
@HTURproductions
LOL°
OmxrNoEstoy 1 year ago
Gee i wonder where everyone who commented came from lol
WoundedSk8er 1 year ago
:stopmusic:
kazetehskylord 1 year ago 3
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MichaelWatt 1 year ago 3
somehow, this vid wont go out of my mind ..
TheNorkar 1 year ago 3
Why can't I stop listening to this?
brenchtoast44 1 year ago 9
31 people did not find the video interesting so they disliked it. No need to make a joke.
4609mwp 1 year ago 72
@4609mwp Shut up fag
gottmospahedengubbar 9 months ago
@gottmospahedengubbar no, you shut up.
fergusonprime 8 months ago
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yopunkify 1 year ago
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yopunkify 1 year ago
31 people are forever alone
yopunkify 1 year ago
This song makes me so happy
McFudge93 1 year ago 2
I accidentlied an sang this infront of my cousin, and he just looks at me and laughs "hahaha the website's URL". I never realized but my cousin is a fucking newfag.
I even made him triforce which he couldn't. How do i best kill him?
gottmospahedengubbar 1 year ago
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@gottmospahedengubbar Burn it, BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!
THERealRibbitBartono 1 year ago
@gottmospahedengubbar fave sex with him until he dies.
zpy121596 1 year ago