Tuebor, land of the rising sun. You are about to watch an instructional film, made Tuebor you. 0:39, the crowd looks super imposed. At 1:19, where is that cop going with those two women? 1:35 the cops walking down the steps together can't stop marching in unison, yet another tragic side effect from their training.
1:46 Here at police headquarters, you are forced to strip down to your pants, at which time, some officers will burst out laughing. Others may get a boner, and some may even run away crying.
Tuebor is probably like OCP's sister company or something. They own the city, they own the cops, and they own..... YOU.
That entire parade was an exercise of their incredible might as they exercise lock down on the entire city. "Your belongings, your family, your very soul..... BELONGS TO TUEBOR. WE ARE IN CONTROL. SURRENDER YOURSELF TO TUEBOR."
0:52 why here they are at the Detroit race riots clubs in hand!
randomguy199545 1 month ago
Narrorator: look at Joe for example Stan:He's a wacky tie salesman
andrewjs1147 1 month ago
And Training in commando Style
MrVDUBBZ 3 months ago
5:28 That's what we had before Walk/Don't Walk lights - kids with their arms outstretched telling us to stay on the footpath.
er10b 3 months ago
2:01 And every officer is required to take classes of Zumba Fitness Party!
TehKablam98 5 months ago in playlist More videos from stanburdman
ROFL XD I'm in fucking tears!
Doommaster1994 7 months ago
6:36 - tap tap on the buttocks
Italian4Lyfe04 8 months ago
insight, patience, and tact? too bad they don't teach this to cops anymore =3
TanukiCoast 9 months ago
I think i pissed my pants i was laughing so hard!
kokololo 11 months ago
protect me BS
czechdog2 1 year ago
watch?v=E3FcIL_j0fI
100ErrosNosFilmes 1 year ago
when is part 2 coming up?
fireman4000 1 year ago
I wonder how many of those cops really were bent.
Danny77uk 1 year ago
1:21 is "if its black and moves, shoot it" (1950's racism)
acekiller121 1 year ago
0:39 experience great fear of different people and become more red neckish
acekiller121 1 year ago
I'm telling people who are stoned, to NOT watch the above. Because look at me ...I'M Gorgeous!
:)
:P
Joxman2k 1 year ago
embrace technoligy
shinemaster50 1 year ago
Motorcycles are the way of the future!
acekiller121 1 year ago
this is priceless!!!!!!
oscar5100 1 year ago
Embrace technology! You fools!
Arcrer 1 year ago
the dude on the right on 4:33 is wearing a firemans hat
Ab5597 1 year ago
dude that was really funny u should do more!
guitaristdude0 1 year ago
Tuebor, land of the rising sun. You are about to watch an instructional film, made Tuebor you. 0:39, the crowd looks super imposed. At 1:19, where is that cop going with those two women? 1:35 the cops walking down the steps together can't stop marching in unison, yet another tragic side effect from their training.
stringanime 1 year ago
"yes, Joe got to know *her* area pretty thoroughly" ... if you know what I mean
Surprise plot twist! Joe's a pedophile, and now he's made his way into the Police force.
KnaeLcaM 1 year ago
6:36 "sorry sir I just had to tap dat ass"
heyjeySigma 2 years ago
0:33 huh king kong is late today
1:07 aah the nazis are coming
cam5478 2 years ago
Lol nice Godfather reference.
Maiku2010 2 years ago
3:03 " BRAINS!!!!!"
Diomedes20x 2 years ago
0:45 Mentally Challenged Police Men Marching in a Hitler Parade.
1:37 Time to rob a Police Station, a perfect plan!
1:45 Ah, Grown men in their underwear getting checked out by my creepy uncle Tom.
LowRider220 2 years ago
there were those police academy movies.
rhiannon650 2 years ago
7:35-What the... ? Did a car crash, because I don't know about you guys but I heard a car spinning out of control
kevinsoldierboy 2 years ago
1:03 the cops on motercycles are not embracing technology they're just fat
a47041 2 years ago
6:36 why'd he smack his ass?
jerman2003 2 years ago
1:28 take Joe Schmo for example, isnt he incredibly plain and average looking in every way? Perfect white bred fodder for police material.
essej 2 years ago
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essej 2 years ago
Well you see Stan it is hard to make fun of something you havent seen in original form.Could you post original videos next time?
Carthsting 2 years ago
The video worked fine for me :-)
MaxSpender 2 years ago
LOL WATCH THIS WITH THE SUBTITLES LMAO
TheSpoonyBard1 2 years ago
2:49 *sob* i didnt mean to shoot him *sob* it happened becuase he cheated with me *sob*
polishboy24 2 years ago
1:47 choke on my stick
HancockYo 2 years ago
Not at a specific time, but all throught put, "The DUDE joined the police..."
And, "The dude learned blah blah."
duhmez 2 years ago
lol retarded old person formation
LordValor001 2 years ago
Are you Freeman's Mind?
:P
Joxman2k 2 years ago
He'd get shanked because you grew up in New york Stan.
TcountDdrunkulaL 2 years ago
1:38 hey wassup, am i new here or what fellas?
fireman4000 2 years ago
Your New York accent is perfect for this sort of thing, Stan.
samtron5000 2 years ago
5:46
Yes Yes the gay porno is indeed inside there. No a little to the right.... no my right..... there you go!
Jas0nM5 2 years ago 2
@ 6:36 he slaps him on the butt...
mrderptania 2 years ago
woah! stanburdman stop being so funny! your making me cry with laughter. /sarcasm.
sephphy 2 years ago
0:40
Einz, zwei, drei! Einz, zwei drei!! Einz, zwei drei!!! HEIL!
AirSlicer5 2 years ago
2:16 Wrong way guys, the chart's to you right.
mysticcrimson 2 years ago
Does this video keep screwing up for anyone else? Damn it, youtube.
stanburdman 2 years ago
FUCK YO FLO NIGGA 2:04
Rorschach1212 2 years ago
7:06 Hey, this isn't a diploma, it's just a coupon from Shakey's!
a1b2m13 2 years ago
What's this a MAN SMOKING WHILE WEARING SHOES!!??
peterthekingofpie 2 years ago
This video is so white, it's ghostly. Boo.
DennisR99 2 years ago 6
haha 6:25!
butters713 2 years ago
Welcome to 1951 when Detroit had a police department.
diablo313 2 years ago
tuabour sounds like a drug for people who hate labour tuesday
sootyferrari65 2 years ago
what a time of pure FAGGOTRY! try any of that crap these days, cop or not and you will be the laughing stock of every city
Ninyth 2 years ago
7:27 Sadly, Joe's paedophilia and love for small girls eventually got him fired from the police force
SpyWhoLovedHimself 2 years ago
0:39 Here we watch as our brave homosexual officers attend the annual Oklohoma Gay Pride march
SpyWhoLovedHimself 2 years ago
1:02 followed by our police on segways
restuber 2 years ago
1:03 obey the furia
FireEmblemDemon 2 years ago
1:15 yes we know some people are robbing your house right now and thats why you should vote to get us that raise !
maxvago1234 2 years ago
3:44 HEIL HITLER!
chukedy 2 years ago
6:53 Joe proudly excepted his diploma only to sell it for crack 9 months later
SqueeMouseofHorror 2 years ago
Learn how to perform ballet with a rifle!
SqueeMouseofHorror 2 years ago
0:44 "These aren't police, by the way. This is a neo-Nazi march. The police are over there."
vortigaunt911 2 years ago
1:46 Here at police headquarters, you are forced to strip down to your pants, at which time, some officers will burst out laughing. Others may get a boner, and some may even run away crying.
BamzookiMan130 2 years ago
2:55 These Cadets will later will be meat shields for much smarter police officers.
Blizzard78 2 years ago
is there a face in your pants or are your arms kegger's walmart :o
Neon3xusAtherisVirus 2 years ago
why did arrest that man who was smoking?
MGTRANSFORMER 2 years ago
Cuz he was wearing shoes? Duh, didnt you listen?
dsxcs 2 years ago
scas
dsxcs 2 years ago
@MGTRANSFORMER
... because he was wearing SHOES!
:P
Joxman2k 2 years ago
@MGTRANSFORMER
because he fit the description of the person they wrote down on the paper in the scene before it.
monkiebanjo3 2 years ago
Tuebor is probably like OCP's sister company or something. They own the city, they own the cops, and they own..... YOU.
That entire parade was an exercise of their incredible might as they exercise lock down on the entire city. "Your belongings, your family, your very soul..... BELONGS TO TUEBOR. WE ARE IN CONTROL. SURRENDER YOURSELF TO TUEBOR."
WhoRunBarterTown 2 years ago 2
1:29 Take Joe, for example. His experience as Grand Wizard will be helpful for patrolling the urban sector of the city.
WhoRunBarterTown 2 years ago 2
2:07 Get Scott Steiner in here! He'll show ya how to do some push-ups!
2:30 I'd be a little worried if Raymond Burr was giving me pointers on how to shoot a gun. Didn't do so well for him against Godzilla.
3:20 "Now you'll experience a little discomfort...such as electrical shock."
WhoRunBarterTown 2 years ago
2:05 ahh nothing like humping the floor to get your morning started!
Jas0nM5 2 years ago 2
0:40 Here our men will get stuff trown at their faces and get insulted!
SWATrunner2 2 years ago
Tuebor sounds like a barbarian's name.
Y'know, I think I would enjoy this more if it WAS Tuebor The Barbarian.
SamuraiFoochs 2 years ago
0:26 Welcome to the people's republic of Detroit
paranoidude 2 years ago 10
@paranoidude ahahahaha
stanburdman 2 years ago
@stanburdman If only Alex Murphy saw this video it could have saved his life.
stormshadow227 1 year ago
If you tell me where to get the vid, ill take the piss out of it, sure.
BamzookiMan130 2 years ago
Lets do THIS!!!
MadMudProductions 2 years ago