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  • 0:52 why here they are at the Detroit race riots clubs in hand!

  • Narrorator: look at Joe for example Stan:He's a wacky tie salesman

  • And Training in commando Style

  • 5:28 That's what we had before Walk/Don't Walk lights - kids with their arms outstretched telling us to stay on the footpath.

  • 2:01 And every officer is required to take classes of Zumba Fitness Party!

  • ROFL XD I'm in fucking tears!

  • 6:36 - tap tap on the buttocks

  • insight, patience, and tact? too bad they don't teach this to cops anymore =3

  • I think i pissed my pants i was laughing so hard!

  • protect me BS

  • watch?v=E3FcIL_j0fI

  • when is part 2 coming up?

  • I wonder how many of those cops really were bent.

  • 1:21 is "if its black and moves, shoot it" (1950's racism)

  • 0:39 experience great fear of different people and become more red neckish

  • I'm telling people who are stoned, to NOT watch the above. Because look at me ...I'M Gorgeous!

    :)

    :P

    

  • embrace technoligy

  • Motorcycles are the way of the future!

  • this is priceless!!!!!!

  • Embrace technology! You fools!

  • the dude on the right on 4:33 is wearing a firemans hat

  • dude that was really funny u should do more!

  • Tuebor, land of the rising sun. You are about to watch an instructional film, made Tuebor you. 0:39, the crowd looks super imposed. At 1:19, where is that cop going with those two women? 1:35 the cops walking down the steps together can't stop marching in unison, yet another tragic side effect from their training.

  • "yes, Joe got to know *her* area pretty thoroughly" ... if you know what I mean

    Surprise plot twist! Joe's a pedophile, and now he's made his way into the Police force.

  • 6:36 "sorry sir I just had to tap dat ass"

  • 0:33 huh king kong is late today

    1:07 aah the nazis are coming

  • Lol nice Godfather reference.

  • 3:03 " BRAINS!!!!!"

  • 0:45 Mentally Challenged Police Men Marching in a Hitler Parade.

    1:37 Time to rob a Police Station, a perfect plan!

    1:45 Ah, Grown men in their underwear getting checked out by my creepy uncle Tom.

  • there were those police academy movies.

  • 7:35-What the... ? Did a car crash, because I don't know about you guys but I heard a car spinning out of control

  • 1:03 the cops on motercycles are not embracing technology they're just fat

  • 6:36 why'd he smack his ass?

  • 1:28 take Joe Schmo for example, isnt he incredibly plain and average looking in every way? Perfect white bred fodder for police material.

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  • Well you see Stan it is hard to make fun of something you havent seen in original form.Could you post original videos next time?

  • The video worked fine for me :-)

  • LOL WATCH THIS WITH THE SUBTITLES LMAO

  • 2:49 *sob* i didnt mean to shoot him *sob* it happened becuase he cheated with me *sob*

  • 1:47 choke on my stick

  • Not at a specific time, but all throught put, "The DUDE joined the police..."

    And, "The dude learned blah blah."

  • lol retarded old person formation

  • Are you Freeman's Mind?

    :P

  • He'd get shanked because you grew up in New york Stan.

  • 1:38 hey wassup, am i new here or what fellas?

  • Your New York accent is perfect for this sort of thing, Stan.

  • 5:46

    Yes Yes the gay porno is indeed inside there. No a little to the right.... no my right..... there you go!

  • @ 6:36 he slaps him on the butt...

  • woah! stanburdman stop being so funny! your making me cry with laughter. /sarcasm.

  • 0:40

    Einz, zwei, drei! Einz, zwei drei!! Einz, zwei drei!!! HEIL!

  • 2:16 Wrong way guys, the chart's to you right.

  • Does this video keep screwing up for anyone else? Damn it, youtube.

  • FUCK YO FLO NIGGA 2:04

  • 7:06 Hey, this isn't a diploma, it's just a coupon from Shakey's!

  • What's this a MAN SMOKING WHILE WEARING SHOES!!??

  • This video is so white, it's ghostly. Boo.

  • haha 6:25!

  • Welcome to 1951 when Detroit had a police department.

  • tuabour sounds like a drug for people who hate labour tuesday

  • what a time of pure FAGGOTRY! try any of that crap these days, cop or not and you will be the laughing stock of every city

  • 7:27 Sadly, Joe's paedophilia and love for small girls eventually got him fired from the police force

  • 0:39 Here we watch as our brave homosexual officers attend the annual Oklohoma Gay Pride march

  • 1:02 followed by our police on segways

  • 1:03 obey the furia

  • 1:15 yes we know some people are robbing your house right now and thats why you should vote to get us that raise !

  • 3:44 HEIL HITLER!

  • 6:53 Joe proudly excepted his diploma only to sell it for crack 9 months later

  • Learn how to perform ballet with a rifle!

  • 0:44 "These aren't police, by the way. This is a neo-Nazi march. The police are over there."

  • 1:46 Here at police headquarters, you are forced to strip down to your pants, at which time, some officers will burst out laughing. Others may get a boner, and some may even run away crying.

  • 2:55 These Cadets will later will be meat shields for much smarter police officers.

  • is there a face in your pants or are your arms kegger's walmart :o

  • why did arrest that man who was smoking?

  • Cuz he was wearing shoes? Duh, didnt you listen?

  • scas

  • @MGTRANSFORMER

    ... because he was wearing SHOES!

    :P

  • @MGTRANSFORMER

    because he fit the description of the person they wrote down on the paper in the scene before it.

  • Tuebor is probably like OCP's sister company or something. They own the city, they own the cops, and they own..... YOU.

    That entire parade was an exercise of their incredible might as they exercise lock down on the entire city. "Your belongings, your family, your very soul..... BELONGS TO TUEBOR. WE ARE IN CONTROL. SURRENDER YOURSELF TO TUEBOR."

  • 1:29 Take Joe, for example. His experience as Grand Wizard will be helpful for patrolling the urban sector of the city.

  • 2:07 Get Scott Steiner in here! He'll show ya how to do some push-ups!

    2:30 I'd be a little worried if Raymond Burr was giving me pointers on how to shoot a gun. Didn't do so well for him against Godzilla.

    3:20 "Now you'll experience a little discomfort...such as electrical shock."

  • 2:05 ahh nothing like humping the floor to get your morning started!

  • 0:40 Here our men will get stuff trown at their faces and get insulted!

  • Tuebor sounds like a barbarian's name.

    Y'know, I think I would enjoy this more if it WAS Tuebor The Barbarian.

  • 0:26 Welcome to the people's republic of Detroit

  • @paranoidude ahahahaha

  • @stanburdman If only Alex Murphy saw this video it could have saved his life.

  • If you tell me where to get the vid, ill take the piss out of it, sure.

  • Lets do THIS!!!

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