Not-100-Videos-Contest Results! Part 3

[007fordummies]

I don't think a song from the Abbey Road medley (especially the beginning of it) could ever be considered "obscure"... it's just too iconic.

She's Got the Devil in Her Heart, however, is fairly obscure... but possibly not as obscure to Dr. Ashen as his own theme.

[lowmax64]

"I don't know, they were just things in my house!"

[SushiMaxC]

argh if I see that mini morning maximizer advert one more time.....

[goubulblok]

I WANT AN EXCELENT MUG!!

[Mrshotshell]

everything is alright with the world *flick*

[cavideoguy]

I wonder if GLados made it lol

[stude444]

You use an iron for it actually. with wax paper.

[589powerranger]

Micro Genius

[Ojthemighty]

hes joking numb nutts

[XanavierF]

How does Ashens not realize that the theme played by the ETS Couch is his theme?

[Boneyard844]

8:48 that's not really Washington, that's Was-Hing-Ton!

[meowandmeow]

omfg... i lost it when you put ass head on the body

[MajinWamu]

this video is so hilarious! This is prolly my third time back to it this year :)

[cAPSlOCKrOXX]

13:10 umadbro?

[Dramaqueen90907]

Sam-yoo-rai :D

[ThatAwesomeUsername]

an excellent mug, HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH

[helipro555]

magazine shouldhave one but the onion was good but i think the onion should have only got the dvd

[helipro555]

why does youtube think that while im watching ashens im gonna click on an ad for GE helth?? yes becuase whenh i have a desease all i can think to do nis watch ashens. BUT NO FEAR becuase youtube has the right idea! lol that rimes

[blackhoundgames]

Hey is the 4th song. Can I download it

[boyercam]

13:43 Have you actually made that video yet?

[gorance2000]

Stuart,please,please!Make a Video about that Ashens Video Game!!!!!!

[silverwind990]

:) Hi ashens

[stude444]

Actually, you use a clothes iron for the bead things =P at least I do

[metakight4]

I didn't enter even if I did I would be happy who ever won :)

[Sweenytoddruleslily]

Loving the simpsons reference up above ^^ if you need me I'll be in my room (my own simpsons reference!!

[GeoMcEvan]

Jamie in london must be another of Aphex Twin's aliases

[chosentonessournotes]

I really want to see that Pop Station Watch game. :(

[rayallensax]

i used to play custers revenge at my school. out of all things she yelled at me for banging the space button...

[hertoiaska]

How come when i hear Recorded Tat I can just see an retired Ashens thinking of all the crap that he reviewed.

[NA3LKER]

the way you pronounced samurai was a joke? thats actually how i say samurai

[WillP999]

It's funny when you watch all 3 in a row, and on this one Ashens can't remember how he pronounced samurai.

[WillP999]

3:05 is just the Minecraft guy papercraft with an Ashens texture. He didn't make it himself!

[vidman228]

@WillP999 i accually made a skin! i just switched computers and the hard drive is corrupt so i cant get it...but take my word for it

[hellokittykid9]

Ass Head scares me

[Webkinzboy0]

the recorded tat sounded like the DKC 3 water level theme... :D

[bensbrilliantvideos]

3:20 is a Minecraft skin :3

[DeathofFred]

The Capature Industries is from the Portal series

[GolfVariantCL]

So no digital things and in the end something digital actually won ?!

[joezoomer]

Annotation links, y u no work on iPod touch

[windowsfan95]

NORWAY!!!!!!!!!

[Narutoman771]

What's the Anagram on the Magazine.

[NICKREAPER316]

I wonder fi the guy who won the WoPad will at times watch his review of the WoPad and talk to it saying "Look at that! Who's that? Who's that!? That's you! Yes it is!"

[kjw21411]

Bully's special prize? Who's Bully? Or is he referring to a bully?

[Brandon999LFC]

Arrgghhhh rebecca black on the related videos thing!!!

[kjw21411]

Why doesn't he like showing digital stuff?

[kjw21411]

Can you PLEASE show the game somewhere?

[kjw21411]

I didn't know people in the UK pronounced the letter Z "zed".

[K155fan]

i lost the game because of this video...

...DAMMIT!

[TheFrostyDealer]

I'm In French class and I got the whole un & une joke!

+150!

[pineapple2048]

"Join me for our next competition in 2013, where you'll have to build a house out of your own teeth."

Goddamnit I love you Ashens.

[BumbeeeTube]

it's not a happy tin, it's a-merry-can :D

[Millennia0007]

'twas sam-yur-ai, my friend. Sam-yur-ai.

[Charlie101HD]

Epic Beatle Reference at 7:05

[CaptainSlow202]

What was that business at 12:02 with your hands?

[CerratedFusion]

ASS HEN

[tore650]

norwegian tin! :D

[Rio356]

THE GAME.

[tore650]

@Rio356 FU!!!

[daniel100n]

On iPad there no links!

[t1773y]

"...BLEEP BLEEP PU-TING"

[claypugproductions]

Currently $1 American is equal to 61p

[IIHeadShotx]

aperture is from the game portal i think

[darklol261]

@IIHeadShotx he knows i think

[BeastlyBoltz]

Ashens WHY PUT US THROUGH 30 SECS OF SHERE PAIN!!!

[goopysoupmonkey]

The action figure at 2:30 reminds me of the disturbingly hilarious crucified thing from the first season of League of Gentlemen. Am I the only person who thought of this?

[ThePrayingMantis08]

Wow! This just gave me an idea. What if someone made a minecraft skin of Ashens?

[NikiPaprika]

@ThePrayingMantis08 Already been done

[SugarHikaru]

hmmm... Aslhen

[gonigeena]

Rebecca Black is posted as a related video because this and the music video both share the tag "music".

[TheJameSka]

I believe you wanted to pronounce Samurai like:

Sam-In-Your-Eye

[xAxrules]

3:20 - ASHENS MINECRAFT SKIN :D

[DeltaStudios1]

@xAxrules ;D MineCraft ftw!

[AdamsS996]

Why the fu...k is Rebbeca Black - Friday at the side?

[mav6771]

2:02 they're perler beads

[ComfortablyNumbFilms]

I forgot to send mine lol :S

[fullforce174]

Why is rebecca black posted as a related video.....

[sgjambos]

@fullforce174 because one of the tags is "funny"

[nerd25101]

@fullforce174 becaause "music" and "funny" are in the tags...lulz

[metakight4]

@fullforce174 i wonder that too lmfao xD

[toniv77]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEAAAAASSSEE Make another contes in the near future :)

[mickeymouse12678]

@toniv77 Haha. I agree. Sadly, I discovered Ashen too late for me to enter the contest. :P

[brickct123]

@toniv77 3 months later...DENIED.

[mApppel]

@toniv77 didnt you listen? the next competition will be in 2013 and you will have to make a house out of your own teeth! im looking forward to this, mainly because i still have all my wisdom teeth! ;D

[Dimoon07]

..thing

[bugnutz43847683]

Max Power, the name that you love to touch.

[LeeLee94TV]

Im not joking at 3:00 i thought it was a custom skin for minecraft :O

[StraightEdgeLoz]

That Chef Excellence mug is bloody brilliant!

[CommendatoreAndolini]

Lol Ashens doesn't recognise his own theme song!

[abbyfalcon65]

"I Yeah i'm gonna put this away before it summons a demon that bites my Face off..."

LOL i like that

[KillerCapybara]

I would love to have a Chef Excellence Mug!

[TheMadMufin]

are you the narrorator for little big planet?

[Yojizu]

I want to play that Ashens game :(

[Cynic667]

That feminine failure is, most likely, because the handcrafty thing should allude to Magrites "Ceci ne pas une pipe". just to randomly overinterpret stuff made for shits and giggles *hooray*

[MaxB1195]

Ashens has a USBeard...

[goldbullet50]

Upload videos more often!

[DeltaAlphaNuStudio]

Review the 3DS!

[ExplodingDohNUTS]

i was playing mod nation racers and somebody published a version of ashens on there lol

[brawlman18]

i believe it went sort of like this "and bullies special prize, a lego SAM-YOUR-EYE.........well thats what it sounded like to me

[ChazBoable]

3:59 imma firin mah lazer

[applekrumble]

"CHEF EXCELLENCE - I CHOOOOOSE YOU!"

[frozenskipper]

Oh god, youre such a slow uploader!

[Cranivore]

The little beady-things are called Hamma Beads or something. The more you know.

[randomdood84]

you use a Iron on the melted bead things.

[JohnTicklethe4th]

Dear Stuart Ashen

Pretty please upload a new video soon :).

[Kbrusky15]

Ashens now you have your very own minecraft characters! OF YOUUUU!!!

[Salax204]

ALSO, the grand prize was amazing and should be sold in stores.

[Salax204]

I would buy that mug. Seriously.

[uwright22]

A WILD CHEF EXELLENCE APPAERED charizard used flamethrower chef exellence captured the fire in a stay fresh fire bag chef exellence used stay fresh anything bag and captured trainer and all his pokemon and fed them to a brain eating popstation 30 wideo silly the end

[Dongirses]

@doctor38who O_O

[SethiXzon]

While I was watching this I was wishing I made a mug. Or even entered. Then I saw the mug and gave up all hope.

Anyway; why is this related AT ALL to Rebecca Black's Friday 'music' video?

[JackWolf10]

really ashens you pronounced it sam-you-ry

[blobface007]

Congratulations on starting a meme! Chef Excellence is now an official eme!

[Psycho5275]

something I just realized, Ashens probably knows more of our presidents than most americans

[stormseye23]

could somebody please decypher NoseyBonk's anagram @ 14:52!

[Nattacus]

I genuinely though the Indian Godmonster was a monster who lived in a flat in India. I searched for it on imdb and felt silly :(

[Compacters]

i liek teh songs, please upload them with the guys permission

[LadyofTheSummer]

I think that while the winning entree is digital, the light up and functional stuff might not be the reason why it won. It probably won because it was a cool sculpture made out of old computer parts. The fact that it can even function as anything else was probably a bonus.

[officialunofficial]

13:13 Note the UPC code.

[NICKREAPER316]

Is it me or does "Recorded Tat" sound like it should be playing during the final showdown of a spaghetti western?

[MirrorBoy100]

08:50

Is he a /b/tard? Operation Lioncash

[MirrorBoy100]

Uh-Oh Spaghettio's

[ChapterElevenStudios]

I regret not sending anything, especially after seeing some of the entries.

[TriggerheartExcelica]

21:54

Tat for tat. How appropriate.

[0causton0]

HOW DO YOU NOT RECOGNISE THAT TUNE RAAAARGH

[irulethe70s]

making the cubed submissions,and will make a video

[TheUltraDude]

Suggestions:

Rebecca Black - Friday

....THE FUCK?

[1gallifrey1]

DR ROBERT!!!!! BEATLES BEATLES BEATLES BEATLES!!! !<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 We need more Quincy and MORE TAT!!!!! Beatles and Ashens in one vid! can't get any more better :)

[Crowley9]

Random encounter!

A wild tin appeared!

Ashen used tat!

Critical hit!

A wild tin was defeated.

Ashen gained 4 exp.

[EpicDuDeOfDoom]

Yes

[ganjamcninja]

Was the video description a joke from The Simpsons?

[chelsearule789]

@ganjamcninja yep it was

[21djk]

Sam yur eye

[frozenskipper]

why does it take such long time between ur vids!?

[doctor38who]

quincy quincy quincy quincy quincy quincy quincy quincy quincy quincy

[poulstrup123]

13:10 also says "The Game"...

[arttuinen]

the tat sofa has a antenna cable plug it to radio

[arttuinen]

2:04 is called hama helmet translated : hama pearls

[therocker33dc]

9:03 its pronounced "jatek". i know this because i am originally from poland :D

[ChristianTHill]

3:00 Those papercrafts are edited minecraft papercrafts :p

[vidman228]

"...Aww Bless Him...Hes Dead Now =D" XD

[Brandon999LFC]

I would make something ashens related...... Oh shit I forgot I have a life

[0HPOnBattlescape]

Aren't you that guy from Marble Hornets?

[koroespinacas]

wait... how did you play the tape without even putting it in the tape recorder? ASHENS, YOU ARE GOD!

[vous1tube]

"Super Ashen Bothers Xtreme"

"I certainly do."

lmao

[elZiltcho]

I want that fuckin mug

[Anontalkwarrior]

Ass head ahhhh man I shed tears of joy there

[ShawnBoucke]

the 9 dis-likes are people who did not win something

[god0fgod]

The last thing was digital!

[Tryzon]

I swear one of those cut-out Ashen things is meant to be a Minecraft skin.

[1RobRocks1]

13:12 I lost The Game....

[SomeoneLovesMango]

That electronic sofa plays your intro song!

[gamer489p]

ashen in minecraft

[frozenskipper]

All your base are belong to us

-Norway

[SuperLink517]

That's the ba da- ba da- ba dum HELLO song Ashens! How could you not knoowww, you sam-you-rai, you.

[thevisualboy37]

@SuperLink517 He was being sarcastic, not sure if you could tell.

[InternetLad]

1:35 flagged for pornography

[NFSCalex]

@InternetLad HAHAHAHAHAHA

[wisteela]

Superb.

Deffo an excellent mug and magazine.

That's great with the cassette, and Poundland sell those Maxell UR-90s. I know as I use them.

Happy onion cuteness.

That Tat Sofa is fantastic. Could that be your Ashen tune it plays?

[Latetothepartyreview]

Norwegian Wood reference? I think yes!

[BlockDuuuuude]

You should put the Recorded Tat on a video.

[MrJuanito53]

You never give me your money is a Beatle song of Abbey road album!!

[Hyscooby249]

The sofa set is actually using relatively new circuit boards, judging by the slots for BGA chips. If I had to guess, it looks like either an XBOX 360 or a Samsung DNiE board from the HLR series, but most likely the 360. Haha, I work at an electronics repair shop reflowing those boards so I've gotten intimately familiar with them.

[wisteela]

@Hyscooby249 And a couple of TV tuners.

[DazzaMeach]

can't wait for 2013!