Cookin' Beans with the Great Riley Martin

[sn1pe352]

Ughhhhhhhhh, and what have you

you punkkkksummmaamabitchhhh

Fucking Dork

[druha10304]

O qua tangin wan!

[avision4u2cme]

I have read his Book , it contains 363 pages, with17 Chapters, from page 316-339 have his drawings of many intelegent beings with names. From pages 341-361 contain 4 symbols on each page, reading his book have brought a new awarness to save some species of earth. the prediction fronm 5.50 of this video are being fulfilled from 2002-11 as he said. So, where is Jerry Springer to follow-up as promised. beware followers of false promises, I believe Riley, & Tan soon coming.

[kugotsumin]

I don't buy into Riley's whole alien story at all, but he's so likable.

[lumpenomewr]

Hi, can you please tell me approximately how much olive oil, almond oil, and soy sauce to add ?

[ThaMidnightRider]

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

[Rail21]

Love his voice  LoL He should Be Reader for audio books. Give Riley more Air Time on Sirius HOWARD!!!!!!

[csxtrainwreck]

This recipe was very popular on his cell block.

[6t4eldo]

i love how the beans aren't cooked til done - but to mah-turity!!!!

[6t4eldo]

he cooked that annoying bird a week later.....

[Knottsy]

Can you imagine sitting down, having a drink and talking with this dude for a minute? Pretty sure Riley is the REAL Most Interesting Man in the world.

[hcvang]

oh, hes vegetarian? didnt know that... hes not all crazy, then.

[abovethecloudsLA]

Jeeves Jones , hahahahaha

[robdazombie555]

i tried it and its delicious

[MKUltra3]

Riley really does have hardcore charisma

[treypol]

Christopher Langford related to Steve Langford?? Enjoyed the video and will try to recreate the beans if you know what i'm saying.

[lightonious]

Thank you for your interest and no I am not related to Steve Langford, as far as I know. However he did call me for a phone interview regarding the documentary, the interview aired on Sirius quite some time ago.

[2000jago]

Just curios: Why is the video and audio quality of the cooking segment great, but the "eating" segment is very poor?

Sounds delicious though - think I'll give it a try myself!

[Tylorbrown]

Riley,...I am little brother. I know this, because I feel this.

[lightonious]

Thank you everyone for enjoying this shortie. Riley is a true gentleman and anyone fortunate enough to spend time with him would agree. He is quite a cook to boot, you should see his fried egg sandwiches!

[stvtripp]

i hope he doesnt fart on the the spaceship thell throw him into space

[Dibrini]

Riley's next book: "The COOKING of Tan!"

[Trig242]

uhhhhh look man

rhonasaserous

[aztekwarrior23]

riley martin can make anything sound and look cool..........shit! morgan freeman who?

[flyingtorpedo]

I'm making this in my Crockpot as I type....Can't wait for the "end product"

[DrMotorDude]

Torpedo, You will NOT be disappointed. I'm only back because I forgot to write it down. I made them three months ago - good stuff.

[flyingtorpedo]

It was delicious, I used the exact recipe and added diced ham chunks to it. Marvelous.

[jasonmildward34]

Riley's a cool guy also very funny.

[sammad20]

Fcuk Howard!! I want Riley!! Or should I listen to his shitty Ted Kennedy impersonation for 45 minutes

[jasop616]

MOAR RILEY!! extra hour and bigger paycheck. next to howard, riley is the best show on sirius xm

[AliAssaSeen]

Fuck Howard Stern and fuck Tim Sabien....bring Riley back to Sirius radio!!

[kabonpig]

I'm making this right now in fact! If it proves good then Riley isn't all that crazy....cookings is a complex art man......can't wait!..would love to meet Riley!

Andrew D. Ford Vancouver, WA.

[fLyGirLTiFf]

LOL at 4:08

[AliAssaSeen]

Someone needs to start a show, "Cooking With Riley". This is something I would buy.

[4sineweaver2]

With beans comes great responsibility. I love youtube and the people who make the effort and take the risk to share. Thanks Riley!

[robdazombie555]

i like this guy-ill try it out

[flyingtorpedo]

It actually sounds pretty good Im going to make it.

[lightonious]

The recipe is truly fantastic, quite simple, but very delicious. excellent!

[abovethecloudsLA]

ughhhhhhhhhhhh

[flyingtorpedo]

Riley is great he sounds like he's giving a thesis even doing the simpliest things.

[AliAssaSeen]

OMG!! I want a butler named Jeeves Jones too!

[carlanc123]

you wanna sprinkle garlic powder...LIBERALLY!!! @ 3:24

Classic Riley!!

[Turtlegoyim]

cracked me up

[flyingtorpedo]

hahahah notice the fire extingiusher in the background in the kitchen. Something tells me Riley has gotten drunk passed out and started fires.

[citysims]

Can this Guy get any Cooler!?

[abovethecloudsLA]

nope

[robdazombie555]

things of this nature

[CHRISG612]

O QUA TANSIM WAH

[1984IcameandIstayed]

Riley's baritone voice gives a dish of beans an exotic flavor. John the Stutterer or High Pitch Eric giving the same bean cooking lessons.

[spaceyourface420]

riley looks surprisingly sophisticated when he comes back with those glasses on hehe, i would watch cooking with riley ANY day over any other cooking show on tv, you understand.

[hellraiza81]

bitch I .. bitch I.. I never begged... for anything in my life.  LOL riley is a funny motherfucker

[ThreeExclamations]

The makers of this DVD should make another one with Riley's cooking, not just as bonus material.

[scullkrusher]

He's the coolest guy in world man. The aliens chose a good man to represent them.

[Highrollincreep]

O Qua Tanzian wan, quaunsa laji wan, oni sayawan.

[doctorcatsburger]

Looks Great

[dezguitarstar]

i love your accent...lovely watch:)

[dimphil]

This motherfucker would work for beans.

[randyreal6]

after eating beans blasting off to see aliens would be no problem,

[searchn4mytruth]

Lol!!! I dont care who you are..Thats funny...

[obviousGuy69]

Riley is the man. I'm cooking this motherfuckin' dish tomorrow. Where can I send a donation?

[cygnusfloyd]

Magical bean dinner indeed! This motherfucker must have tossed in some magic mushrooms as well!

[dvriot]

I'm dumbfounded! Where is the HTVOD "Cookin' with Riley" show? I love every moment I see or hear from this great man! Uhhhh! Know what I mean?

[dvriot]

Riley? It sounds delectable! I've got my mushrooms, almond oil, garlic powder and Sea salt. Where does one find that solid brown sugar block? How much standard brown sugar would suffice? Qua omsa lagee wann!---

[Jimmykwango]

He's a great laugh-love have ales with him!!

[PatQD]

this guy is always high

[whitteydog]

F Riley, F his beans and mushrooms and F the Biavians!!!

[kingmanboyz]

He used 1 1/2 lbs of beans. Very good and nutritious. I use in vegetarian soft shelled tacos and burritos with green onions, canned diced tomatoes, grated cheese; in corn or wheat tortilla.

[olmec19]

Yes Gravelmplications Brotha Riley do have that "Barry White-Entranced Voice!" Intresting Video.

[0rgasm0]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, It's just a fooooed poisoning.... Ya understand... you bo-jangeling jezibell!

heh

[rays130226]

that was the Oh Qua Tangin Wan special dinner by Tan

[GraveImplications]

Am I the only one who is entranced by this guy when I listen to him speak?

[miamitalent]

Beans and mushrooms, thats why he's been so sick in the stomach all these weeks

[manana69]

parrot in the background! hahahahaha

[cajunhornet60]

Riley hides his cocaine in his crock pot. lol

[Zenon2006]

Is this a Reptilian recipe?

[drunkenstooge]

Did the aliens teach him how to do this?

[mollyadele]

I just cooked beans in my crock pot, and I sure wish I would have watched this before...I feel so educated now. It's all about the bouillon.  Nice work!

[100cradles]

im going to try it ill let you know how good it is thank you