Here's a condom joke. Two guys are naked in a spa when a used condom floats to the top. The first guys says" What the hell?!'' and then the second guys says" Sorry, I farted!"
@highschool12100 heres a better one the gay guys just finished doing it and the first gay guy says don't jack off I just painted the walls, when he comes back he says WTF I TOLD YOU NOT TO JACK OFFF he says calm down I just farted
Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this video. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*.. 310 views and thousands of likes!? *Insert the same thing as the top comment here.* press 123456789 and thumbs up. I hate ads. *Insert quote from the video here.* Cats somehow tie to this video. Obligatory arrow to the knee joke here. Only one comment to read now. Thumbs up?
Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this video. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents thought I was watching porn. 310 views and thousands of likes!? *Insert the same thing as the top comment here.* press 123456789 and thumbs up. I hate ads. *Insert quote from the video here.* Cats somehow tie to this video.
@VnyderTheKiller Thanks, that was really kind of you. But you forgot to mention that you used to take arrows in the knee, but then... nope, just Chuck Testa.
@kickyadick I can't tell if you're serious, but if you're like, a young teen or preteen or something and you REALLY don't know, then anyways, the answer is no. I've never heard of someone who's THAT easilly aroused. Although the song "Jizz In My Pants" is pretty funny...
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..condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
Lol My favorite part is right after the guy says "all in my pants." if you watch and listen to only condom, he just says "CONDOM!" while everyone else is screaming!
i was gonna do homework.......awhhhh fuck it!!!!
TheGrig200 1 day ago
Code pink! xD
ThatsEpicBro 1 day ago
lol code pink!
CozmictheWolf 2 days ago
Wait... I watched this a few years ago and I'm pretty sure there wasn't any product placement
meriwetherrox 3 days ago
Condom Condom, ! LOL
DarkHeart4785 5 days ago
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derrrlicious 1 week ago
CONDOM
hornywigger 1 week ago
Here's a condom joke. Two guys are naked in a spa when a used condom floats to the top. The first guys says" What the hell?!'' and then the second guys says" Sorry, I farted!"
highschool12100 1 week ago 7
@highschool12100 heres a better one the gay guys just finished doing it and the first gay guy says don't jack off I just painted the walls, when he comes back he says WTF I TOLD YOU NOT TO JACK OFFF he says calm down I just farted
eminem4life28 5 days ago
sounds like the cast of clock suckers where doin it?
coleisawesome532 1 week ago
"Yup, all over the inside of my pants"
*pure outrage*
Salien1999 1 week ago
"Hilarious quote from the video"
EricSteveRatzlaff 1 week ago
lol, code pink
chlorinetablet6 1 week ago
CONDOM.......
91MasterGamer 2 weeks ago
"And I Jizz in my Pants"
JABRIEL251 2 weeks ago 4
CONDOM
SolarPiez 2 weeks ago
Why did he put the banana back in the draw?
Magophie10 2 weeks ago 11
WE GOT A POSSIBLE CODE PINK
HAHA
65c 2 weeks ago in playlist funny 4
20 likes and i'll put a condom on a banana and walk around in a store and say nothing but "condom"..."condom"...
LiLTthatsme 2 weeks ago 17
i have a dig bick. thumbs up if you read this wrong
epicness586 3 weeks ago 54
This is the new toy story... only 18 years old rated
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OpTicRussell 3 weeks ago
LOL Code: Pink
I'm a girl and THAT made me laugh
tutusweet15 3 weeks ago 8
okay, i'm watching an ad for what i believe is a dental school, WTH? why is LMFAO playing?
infinityperson 3 weeks ago 3
Why is the banana still in the drawer?!
kingBob837 3 weeks ago
how doe they think of this funny shit lol. too funny
thebuckrogers22 3 weeks ago
haaa.... the condoms name is Jimmie.......lol
HooaahDahm 3 weeks ago
Kinda reminds me of Toy Story....
DallasTheTroll 3 weeks ago 5
@DallasTheTroll hahaha yeah i was just thinking that
globalchaos1984 1 week ago
isn't jimmy - well he sounds like son goku :D
tiniihs 3 weeks ago
Why is he a Trojan here, but not in any sequels?
mramericanwolfman 3 weeks ago
has anyone else realized that some of the voices in the video are related to Sonic For Hire?????
Edius8888 3 weeks ago
@Edius8888 Because they are?!?! ¬_¬
fake2556 3 weeks ago
@fake2556 erm thats what i just said o.O
Edius8888 1 week ago
i dont get this video o_o
Patrick4966534 3 weeks ago
holy shit watch this shit high!
greenfish13 4 weeks ago
CAWNDUM.
Trentzor12 4 weeks ago
Jimmy, Rod, all names 8=D
KantoRed 1 month ago
"you dont deserve to have sex"
Nabil109 1 month ago
i dont know how i got here from soccer
sfkm 1 month ago
Kevin sent me
theroxasparadox 1 month ago
"You don't deserve to have sex!"
Laughed my ass off
handsup48 1 month ago
This is like Toy Story...just fucked up
iwantsmoney 1 month ago
oh i het it meat sheet :)
BATMANFTW1000 1 month ago
banana experiment, hmmm -uh, i mean, eeewwww, who would do that?! =S
arcticDEVIL30 1 month ago
Lol he said "meat sheet"
TheOriginalGuzzz 1 month ago
CONDOM -___-
MegaDoodlz 1 month ago
maybe he has a "mangina"
1zangoose 1 month ago
"YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE SEX" LMFAO
poohhardy11 1 month ago 276
jizz in his pants
julienacastro 1 month ago 5
u put it back to hav a reminded
TheTinkky 1 month ago
GEEZUS ROBBY -.-
samsrkewl 1 month ago
YOU DONT DESERVE THAT SEX!!!
2345Pikachu 1 month ago 5
CONDOM!
sauvey74 1 month ago
SorryNoCommentHere 1 month ago
Question:"Why would he put the banana back in the drawer?"
Answer:To Avoid Ridicule.
ninjaspartankx55 1 month ago
Well, 520 condoms didn't get used, thus 520 mistakes disliked this video.
norevelation 1 month ago 4
lol
spiderman456able 1 month ago
lol
Jalen645 1 month ago
I use dog condoms for sex and they feel real good to
Johndeer4955 1 month ago
code pink!!! imma use that from now on. lol
EnterSandman57d 1 month ago
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in."
MrWbomb 1 month ago 2
Long comment generally describing most comments.
There. Now you barely have to read anything.
GuidoIsMyRealName 1 month ago 374
@GuidoIsMyRealName tl;dr
mattblower101996 1 month ago
@GuidoIsMyRealName Commentception.
Bitch.
Arcralf 1 week ago
Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this video. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*.. 310 views and thousands of likes!? *Insert the same thing as the top comment here.* press 123456789 and thumbs up. I hate ads. *Insert quote from the video here.* Cats somehow tie to this video. Obligatory arrow to the knee joke here. Only one comment to read now. Thumbs up?
PreOptic 1 month ago
@PreOptic fail. you copied the one up there, and asked for a thumbs up.
DatStevenCat 1 month ago
@DatStevenCat ur cool. i can see where you get your stupidity from, ur mom cause i fucked her and she was the dumbest bimbo ever
PreOptic 1 month ago
@PreOptic you don't even know me. and you can't spell 'your', nor spell a sentence. you're a dumbass, child.
DatStevenCat 1 month ago
@DatStevenCat i have one comment for you...WHEELS
PreOptic 1 month ago
why did this remind me of toy story?
keetchifurus 1 month ago
The new condom is the same voice of the Gobot in "Transformers go Hollywood."
redshark618 1 month ago
the should of had a magnum which was a big condom
kaptinfancy 1 month ago
lol whos the new meat sheet
kingnickle002 1 month ago
haha code pink
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YOU DONT DESERVE TO HAVE SEX!
locojianna 1 month ago
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"You don't deserve to have sex!"
DHZHFreedom 1 month ago
LMAO! I know why he put the banana back in the drawer! I don't even think I have to say why. Lol
metribblet 1 month ago
@metribblet ? tell me llol xD
zoeytito9999 1 month ago
@zoeytito9999 Because Robbie is fruity. Lol
metribblet 1 month ago
@metribblet ahaha. xD
zoeytito9999 1 month ago
Lol. "We've got a possible code pink" (The people who get some gets the joke)
metribblet 1 month ago
Jarobi is the orange condom! LMAO!
metribblet 1 month ago
hahaha we got a possible CODE PINK
KiDxKraZiie 2 months ago
Why would the Condom banana start to yell in anger with them?
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There. Now you only have to read 1 comment
VnyderTheKiller 2 months ago 148
@VnyderTheKiller nows thats another message thumbs up whores like you use.
clubpenguinidiot 2 months ago
@VnyderTheKiller Nice copying someone else's comment
GraveCaller101 2 months ago
@VnyderTheKiller fail.....
JDaveD 2 months ago 3
@VnyderTheKiller You forgot "complain about youtube comments"
idkihnnssup 1 month ago
@VnyderTheKiller You forgot 'Obligatory arrow to the knee joke here'
yiazmat44 1 month ago
@VnyderTheKiller you sir, are a win
haconkerlo 1 month ago
@VnyderTheKiller you forgot I took an arrow to the knee
britishbee292 1 month ago
@britishbee292 I DONT GET IT!!
RoqueHD 1 month ago
@VnyderTheKiller YOU FORGOT ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!!!!!
ItchyVids 1 month ago
@VnyderTheKiller can't forget arrow to the knee
Vloger69 1 month ago
@VnyderTheKiller I love how this itself is now a generic top comment format
danewwittig 1 month ago
@VnyderTheKiller Thanks, that was really kind of you. But you forgot to mention that you used to take arrows in the knee, but then... nope, just Chuck Testa.
eggroll9000 1 month ago
@VnyderTheKiller thumbs up if youre the 3,380,475 viewer
JGAN96 1 month ago
damn it nick i couldve used those extra condoms
TehForcexx 2 months ago
516 have messed in their pants b4 action
FabioMcHenry 2 months ago
what did the dick say to the condom?
*puts on sunglasses
Cover me, i'm going in
ricestube 2 months ago 3
CONDOM CONDOM
naruto5915111111111 2 months ago
YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE SEX!!!! xD
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mrwiggles352 2 months ago
I'm pretty sure college humour gets paid a hell of a lot of money by trojan
FINNandJIM 2 months ago
code pink :P
Wolverni44 2 months ago
"Why would he put the banana back in the drawer?"
electricfeel0 2 months ago 337
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Chrispybutters 2 months ago
@electricfeel0 LOL
Landotaimingraleat 1 month ago
@electricfeel0 Dildo
Volt704 1 month ago
@electricfeel0 Why did he have a banana 'IN' the drawer?!
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cheesebob601 2 months ago
can i go to bed now?
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ScootMGP7 2 months ago
I sub-fucking-scribed!
ScootMGP7 2 months ago
thumbs up for the chuck norris and WoW commercial
smoshythesecond 2 months ago 3
@smoshythesecond I can't believe Chuck would encourage more people to stay virgins.....
Trashcansam123 2 months ago
It's the giving tree O.O
HerPoisonedMind 2 months ago
Where a condom
samdango999 2 months ago
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And then I jizzed in my pants...?
bhunter007 2 months ago
"why would he put the banana back in the drawer?"
rspots 2 months ago
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JessesanMan 2 months ago
How Come In The Earlier Condomned Vids Jimmys Trojan But In Later Condomned Episodes He Says Lubed
CannibalzLoveFlesh 2 months ago
wait isn't the new guy a trojan condonme
themexican5thstreet 2 months ago
@themexican5thstreet he is
coolcreep1 2 months ago
@coolcreep1 but in part 2 he isn't
themexican5thstreet 2 months ago
@themexican5thstreet I noticed that too?
coolcreep1 2 months ago
Haha code pink... good stuff.
IBangedAPalin 2 months ago
TROJAN MAAAAAAAAAAAAN
FS98FSX 2 months ago
does that "all in my pants " thing really happen in real life? just curious
kickyadick 2 months ago
@kickyadick I can't tell if you're serious, but if you're like, a young teen or preteen or something and you REALLY don't know, then anyways, the answer is no. I've never heard of someone who's THAT easilly aroused. Although the song "Jizz In My Pants" is pretty funny...
Gibberish185 2 months ago
@Gibberish185 yeah, i believe that just stays in jokes or movie scenes.
kickyadick 2 months ago
...all in my pants
americanpsycho93 2 months ago
the lonely islands made him jizz in his pants
TheL0nelyGuy 2 months ago
Woah boobs lmao
Lazaven 2 months ago in playlist Liked
whats that noise the dude makes at 2:05?
haZedxClanz 2 months ago
@ 1:50 im pretty sure that was a dick as his mouth
hauz1life 2 months ago
All over my hair.
zacmatt1997 2 months ago
I'll unracel you you dried up old cocksock
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0TrinitBlack 2 months ago
Ok, first Jimmy;s condom says Trojan, and in the second video, his says Jimmy loob, WTF?
GothEvilButterfly91 2 months ago
LOL DUREX
Ioltoomuch 2 months ago
you dreaded old "cocksucking b*.. ... lol am i the only one who got this one
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CameraCrewFilms 2 months ago
@CameraCrewFilms Nothing happens.......
ScootMGP7 2 months ago
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0Akachi0 2 months ago
''i entered a vagina'' has a new meaning XD
dzeiks91 2 months ago
Im a offensive and I find this condom
boytuhab 2 months ago
Like this if you pee in the shower
WarioBrose 3 months ago
@nitrorckid26 LOL NO
TheHalfCraft 3 months ago
"You don't deserve that sex"
LOL'D
samuel90pogi 3 months ago
@nitrorckid26 i dunno
856rockstar 3 months ago
you suck you dont deserve that sex lolloolollollol
856rockstar 3 months ago
poor banana :( lol
gerry72197 3 months ago
514 of the people were part of the water fight...
Chaunceit2Sierra 3 months ago
Condom..... Condom
Snooz420 3 months ago
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Krush1694 3 months ago
514 ppl didnt know what a condom is
brandonshanexox 3 months ago
Look at how many "Thumbs Up" there are on the comments.
SomeRandomDudez101 3 months ago 64
HEY !! jimmy is a trojan condom!! omg now i saw it!!
Edward10HL 3 months ago
ur sex abilty just a pity hahaha!!
rionium 3 months ago
CONDOM.
MissBraceFace290 3 months ago in playlist Liked
Why would he put the bananna back in the drawer?
BenGeocth 3 months ago
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LuigiRules2k11 3 months ago
YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT SEX! #deathed
MissRoyalDoll 3 months ago
@MissRoyalDoll I fell ya man
ezmikel 3 months ago
2:25
that my sir...is the definition of FAIL!
AgentX7Y 3 months ago
CONDOM.
CONDOM.
condom...
Xxcookiemonsta97xX 3 months ago
how did i get here
MrMatt2122 3 months ago
And he... JIZZED IN HIS PANTS.
hamzaawesome7 3 months ago
sounds like me in college
guitarhamster102 3 months ago
..condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
Unknown quotes haha:)
cartmen8125 3 months ago 315
@cartmen8125 That was in a demotivational picture.
MaxxeGaming 3 months ago
@cartmen8125 ifunny?
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autumntree2011 3 months ago
Lol My favorite part is right after the guy says "all in my pants." if you watch and listen to only condom, he just says "CONDOM!" while everyone else is screaming!
macsreviews 3 months ago
Peter's Transformed Into A Banana! lol!
TheNickboy6 3 months ago
we got a possible code PINNK!
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hiRebelution 3 months ago
lmfao! that fucking bananana!
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