ALIEN INTERROGATION- Professor von Schmausen

[Angryoctillery]

This is the worst alien video ever...made on windows movie maker, and then they dont even do a good job at making alien...it doesnt have a mouth that moves... plus the person isnt showing any emotions.

[vonSchmausen]

@Angryoctillery Sorry but the "worst Alien video ever" is another of my inspired creations: "ALIEN DISCLOSURE PART III". . Sadly though, my budget of $5,263,548.23 only allowed me to use Windows movie Maker on this one. Darn! The actors, scenery, location fees, grips, camera crew, lighting guys, craft services, drivers, make-up, costumers, assistant Directors, script boys, script re-writers etc-etc. Just costed me too much. Maybe your mom or daddy could front the cost of my next epic.

[5mnz7fg]

Must be a fake because aliens make clicking and chirrping sounds. Everybodo knows that. 

[smydugan]

we failed >.<

[MrDaveoakes]

good accent for an alien!!

[Demirep]

Not only does this alien speak with a north American accent but he/she/it also makes the same grammatical mistakes as the average midwesterner. Remarkable.

[vonSchmausen]

@Demirep: Ah! I find that most interesting my friend Demirep! Interesting because, we at the Institute, were informed by the military that this particular ‘alien’ communicated telepathically, as it were. Furthermore, the alien voice you are impugning was indeed a ‘voice-over’ provided by a female soldier, Corporal Faye Kinnett, if memory serves me correctly. Jolly Good catch though and kudos for your keen sense of grammatical propriety.

Regards, Professor von Schmausen

[vonSchmausen]

@wayo0o I agree Wayne. As a matter of interest, I recently published a small book entitled: Aliens, Monsters or Humans. On page 15 I comment: "Oddly though, no contactee ever mentions if the aliens have an accent, and they always seem to speak English!" So you point is well taken. The clip is just for entertainment and was fun to do, but all-in-all, using the gecko voice would have been a riot.

[vonSchmausen]

@wayo0o Good question. If I had the funds to hire the British Actor Jake Wood, to be the voice of the alien, it would have had a Cockney accent like the Gecko in the latest batch of Geico commercials. Or better yet: how about I put a pirate hat on the alien and ask Johnny Depp if he will do the cameo (for no pay). Hey, imagine an alien with a German or French accent! Cool! Oh sorry, Capitol!

[vonSchmausen]

Thanks for the compliment 'Stagemom'. I hope you don't have the same issues with MADTV and other comedy shows, this is YOUTUBE Entertainment, not Scientific American. BTW the bad actors: all me, the Alien...a small octopus head with painted eyes, on one of my fingers, guess which one.

[bucklemunki]

@vonSchmausen nice comeback =O))

[iStageMom]

Obviously fake, unfortunately. Get better actors...no...stop making fake videos. We are interested in the truth, not science fiction.

[5mnz7fg]

@iStageMom

Science Fiction is truth after all, isn't it?

[ChillZAN]

Haha! XD

[MoreQuestionsToo]

Thumbs Up, Professor.

[Investig8tr]

The alien looks like a typical "Grey" with the large oval eyes. The alien's attitude was quite obvious and shows a total disdain towards the human species.