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  • LOL That was funny,i like that

  • I loved this

    Go Air Force!

  • Or on a 96, Semper Fi

  • I signed in just to tell you...this is PRICELESS!!!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    P.S. I'm former Army & Air Force!

  • @tallsmallboys123 Marines are the first to fight. Not the first to take pictures, or to occupy. First to fight. In saying that, Force Recon is Marine Special Forces. Along with that comes MARSOC (Marine Special Operations Command) and Marines that go through that, can be Navy Seals. As for me, I'm just an 0311 that has alot of friends in the SF.

  • @DeionSC2 Actually, in Iraq, both the Marine First Infantry and the Army Third Infantry entered at the same time, and the army was the first into bagdad,

  • @PatrioticEagle50 would the Army do this sort of thing????LOL..Semper Fi.

  • The marines are not always first in, it is usually spec. ops. like Delta Force, Rangers, Force Recon, SEALs, and usually first of all is the Air Force Combat Controllers.

  • @tallsmallboys123 Force recon is marines dumbfuck

    

  • To all the people who stayed on the line, Thanks.

  • ROFL! That was funny up until the end. Then it got real depressing real fast.

  • [“The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash.” — Quote attributed to warmongering blimp & Prime Minister: Winston Churchill]

  • @TheSun19901 Wow!? Hey fucking idiot! Read the comments again! Read them all! DUMBASS! And when did i call anyone an idiot!? Oh just now when i called you the IDIOT! Your a dumbass!!!!

  • What happened to the "knee-high navy"? Otherwise known as the Coast Guard!

  • thumbs up if you stayed on the line :D

  • guess the corps has nothing to say about the Coast Guard

  • sound great

  • @CelestialEmbodiment shut the fuck up you silly fuck. your youtube name sounds very queer.

  • @USMC0311Josh LOL! That was one heck of a tongue lashing!

  • As per Desert Storm, the Marines were first on the ground as part of Desert Shield. They called themselves tge "Iraqi Speed bumps" because they rapid deployed as light infantry and mechanized without their heavy armor. Their entire tasking was to right a delaying action and pray that heavy support showed up on the soon side.

    As for being cocky, they have a right to be. Iwo Jima, Guam, Tinnian, Pusan, Chosin Reservoir, and the longest armored advance in history (OIF).

  • @MrKeserian I'm in the corps too, but I do have to admit we're quite ignorant about the depth of Army history. The army has many valiant battles fought since 1775. World War 1 set the tone for the Marine Corps when the battle Belleu Wood got so much coverage, while plenty of valiant fighting was being conduct by the Army, but with no coverage. That became an SOP since WW 1. There are things the corps can do better, but there are things the Army can do better too.

  • Brilliant!

  • Lmao this was funny!!!I love it!!!

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  • hihihihih

  • @OutlawRommel1996 What branch did you, or do you, serve in?

  • @OutlawRommel1996 You idiot it takes 6 hours for the marines to be deployed anywhere in the world guess how long it takes the army 16 hours. marines are first because they are shock troopers they go in with the basics ''a man'' ''boots'' and ''a weapon'' while the army has more equiment and many many other applications that they use it takes much longer. Marines clear the path for the army to setup a more long term fighting force (in some cases marines will be used as a occupying force)

  • @TheGefro I'm in the Marine Corps (14 yrs), and I can tell you we're not the first ones in. After 9/11, it was an Army Unit that was in pursuit of Bin Laden. The first boots on Ground in Afghanistan were Air Force Combat Controllers who set up the zone for US Special Forces and Navy Seals to come in and start fighting a combination of Taliban and Al-Qaida. Prior to any conventional units arriving in Iraq, Delta Force (US Army) went in first and laid waste to a lot of potential resistance.

  • @seekliberation I thought The Delta Force were in the Marine Corps. Us Army Rangers and Delta Force i thought were the first in....

  • @TheGefro no, Delta Force is run by the Army. However, Recon Marines, Seals, and AirForce CCT & Pararescue can try out for Delta. When it comes to specops, it's all a big conglomeration of all branches. Marines have Marsoc & Recon, who are usually the tip of the spear for the corps.

  • @seekliberation alright thx

  • @seekliberation Sounds like it's the more elite guys who goes in first, with the Marine's new MARSOC they'll be apart of that next time. Weren't Rangers on that list too?

  • @GamePath yeah, Rangers definitely get in the fight very early in any conflict. If I could go back in time, i'd try out for SF or Rangers and avoid the Marine Corps all together. Marsoc will end up high on the list in the long run, but i'll be long retired before that happens. Air Force and Navy Spec Ops are good at what they do too, but they have serious problems with realism about themselves. They tend to think they're 10 ft tall and bullet proof because of the training they do.

  • @seekliberation Thanks for serving, but what about those Recon Marine guys? I'm joining the Army, and the the Marine Corps never even crossed my mind until after I got signed up, so I'm curious, why would you want to avoid it? From my civilian point of view, you guys train harder, and are more disciplined. And I would like to at least try and join an elite group, Marine Recon or Rangers is the way I'd go.

  • @GamePath Our boot camp is better than any other branch. After that, all other advanced training is pretty much equal. Seals, Rangers, Green Berets and Recon Marines are all trained to the same extent, and don't listen to anyone who says otherwise. But the advantage of being Army or Navy is that you can eventually try out for Delta Force or Seal Team 6. You can join them from the marine corps too, but there is a lot of red tape you have to go through, so Army/Navy is better, in my opinion.

  • 69 people don't have a crisis.

    69..giggity.

  • hahaha, well done lol marines baby, get some!

  • down by the goodwill office lol

  • That is Freaking Outstanding!

  • to the sad 67, This is more fact than fiction. I have seen AF housing. God Bless the USMC!

  • LMFAO!!!!!!

  • No branch is better than another the branches are best at wut they do, we need them all and don't go bitching in the comments because u see one branch superior iv lost family in every branch so fuck off all you haters

  • @g0d0fa1s0m Well reacting like that isn't a good way to get your point across. It kind of says the opposite of what you're trying to say. Learn a bit of English while your out here trying to support the armed services too. :P

  • @PJATdug Can everyone on Youtube please learn that "your" does not mean "you are". That's "you're". LOL. While we're at it, please remember that whatever branch you're in, we're all on the same team.

  • @rookieshooter1 I made a typo, go ahead and jump me for it. Jump me especially for criticizing his English and messing up on a word. >.> I don't know if you're criticisng me or what, but I didn't "dis" any of the armed forces. They all do their job and no one branch would be as effective without the others.

  • @PJATdug I was only teasing you brother, no criticism was intended. I find friendly rivalry among the branches to be very funny, but when the SHTF, they sure no how to get the job done together.

  • @rookieshooter1 Oh alright. Too many youtubers try to verbally attack people so I misread it. Sorry about that, and you're right. Glad someone sees that rivalry for what it is, and knows that they get the job done no matter who they work with.

  • @g0d0fa1s0m

    Except no, we don't. The Marines don't serve ANY purpose that the other three couldn't fulfill.

  • @chiconspiracy you can't say that the other branches could take the place of the Marine Corps. you people should quit trying to make the corps look like a pointless waste of money.

  • @corey8084

    What do they do that the rest can't then?

  • @chiconspiracy No other branch can be in the battle field as quickly as the Marines can. we are never more than a few hours from where ever we need to be. the army can't do that, the airforce can't put the men on the ground and neither can the navy, that is what the marines do.

  • @corey8084

    HAHA. The army is almost ALWAYS first. Ever heard of Airborne? Who do you think was first into Iraq and Afghanistan? It sure as HELL was not the marines. The "always first in" is a bullshit myth, plain and simple.

  • @chiconspiracy reputations don't spark up from no where, think about it.

  • @corey8084

    Reputation can be exaggerated, or completely based on untrue events. For example, the "devil dog" nickname story is a complete and utter fraud. And you have yet to answer my post CLEARLY showing the Army is in first, pretty much every time..

  • In fact, since you like talking about being on the ground quickly:

    WW1 - Army 1st Infantry Division, WW2 - Army 32nd Infantry Division, Korea - Army, 24th ID, Vietnam - Army SF, Grenada and Panama - Army, 82nd Airborne and 75th Rangers , Desert Storm - 82nd Airborne

    Bosnia - Army1st Armored Division, Kosovo - 82nd Airborne Division, Afghanistan - Army Spedcial Forces ,10th Mountain and 101st Airborne

    Iraq - Army 3rd ID

    Nice try with the Marine Corps propaganda though

  • @chiconspiracy I'll give you that one because i am far too lazy to look all that up. but you can't argue that the army can't support the combat readiness that the Marine Corps boasts. your admin, your non-combat related MOS's, are trained and ready to fight at any time? guess what, the Marines are. we also have the more strict weight restrictions. we are the smallest, don't have an elite force, and still kick ass. our success can not be questioned.

  • @corey8084

    Success? Like when the 3rd ID and Marine Corps Recon raced to Baghdad, and the Army had to WAIT for them to show up, because the Marines weren't prepared? How about the Marines' glory days from WW2, where they fucked up so much in the Pacific, the Army had to take over their operations. How about Vietnam, where the Marines were tasked with sealing off the South, and failed utterly? And on and on..

    "the Marine Corps has a propaganda machine equal to that of Stalin" - Harry Truman

  • @chiconspiracy no matter what you say, get rid of the Marine Corps, and this country will suffer.

  • @corey8084 This Soldier agrees. People forget that Marines are masters of combined arms like no other military force on earth. Even the Army realizes that. Keep the USMC.

  • @chiconspiracy They guard the embassies, they're mobile and cheap to transport. Basically, they get the job done with less high-tech tools because they don't get the new stuff near as fast. Sure the army can be somewhere, but the Marines are trained specifically to follow unquestioningly to get the job done efficiently. Why would you say an entire branch is useless? That's an ignorant statement that ANY serviceman or woman would disagree with. Are you part of the military?

  • See, I am very glad that most people have a good sense of humor about these things. I have read a few of the comments from other service branches and they all seem to find the humor in it. Very ending of this video is kinda sad though :/

  • i think hes hinting at something

  • My little brother is about to swear in to the Navy. I'll show this to him.

  • 67 people have no sense of humor and I'm fixing to be shipped to Basic for the Army.

  • I'm goin for the Rangers web I get older and I fucking loved this! Sempir Fi jarheads!

  • The ones who left the Marines for the army couldn't hang and slipped through the cracks. All I got to say "americas 9-1-1 force. Semper Fi leather necks!

  • lmao

    

  • compulsary concideration of others

  • semper fi but I have to recognize that the army is superior, which is contrary to popular belief in the marine corps. if you are navy you are gonna say that the navy is better and so on according to your branch. but the real comparison can only be done by someone who served in both and I have to say the army is way better. but the marines are very proud!

  • well for starters I was a marine deployed three times and i'm in the army now! though there are rivalry among branches of the military. it is dumb to put any branch down since we all fight side by side under the same flag! we all bleed and die the same army and marines. but if you are gonna compare the two I have to say that the army is superior in both training and equipment! in one tour with the army i did more cool stuff then i did with the marines. 80% of the fighting is done by the army!!

  • this is funny as hell!!!

  • 65 people pressed 1, 2, or 3 

  • That's HILARIOUS! Love it!

  • ROFLMBO == AWESOME!!!

  • He forgot to mention afghanistan....

  • HEElllllll yyyyeeeeeaaaahhhhh love it 

  • Fucking great :)

  • Hahaha I am joining the Corps! Hoorah! This is funny as heck, thumbs up!

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  • Hilarious! ROFL! I didn't know, that the USMC could be sooo funny ! LOLOLOLOLOL

  • not allowed to tell you caz it classified

  • Excellent! My sentiments too.

    The jibe at the USN is a bit off color, but I understand the rivalry. USN does provide corpsmen and UDTs, useful from an amphibious combat point of view.

  • man thats going to the favourits

  • Down by the Goodwill Office! Hahah, SO TRUE

  • I LOVE USA i want to move to usa

  • moterfucker you made this dont make fun of the navy their better than the marines er actually their the same

  • @wshuff999 Hell no mothersucker, the marines and the navy is nothing alike, the marines might under the department of navy but no they are not the same. How dear you say that from suck mouth.

  • @wshuff999 0 for 2: It's their.

    The USMC is first response infantry. The Navy is mass transport, support, and domination over water. They are very much not the same.

  • @wshuff999 lol Um dude. Check your facts before commenting. The navy is good to go as are all services, but the Marine Corps and Navy are vastly different. I am a Marine and have been on naval bases and obviously Marine ones as well. Our concept of operations are different in many ways. But seriously a pissing contest over such things is so amiture.

  • Loved It, MOM, mother of marine

  • I'm in the Army. This was funny as shit!

  • "premature arthritis and HEMORRHOIDS ..."

    unsuspected fucking surprise right there

  • what happened to the tone?

  • We still have Marines in the Balkans. I guess the Air Force has been on crew rest since then.

  • I just have to think that those 64 dislikes came from people in the other branches because if your in the Corps you know just how true that is.

  • @SnoopyUSMC If you were in the "corps" then you might know that marines done give a fuck. you wanna be little queer!

  • @tomahawkmotyka oh trust me bitch, i know marines dont give a fuck, i have been OFP since 08. 2/8 Fox Co

  • @Snoopy Dont make America look bad.

  • @SnoopyUSMC ya to bad us army was 6 days ahead of usmc in OIF1........makes no sense

  • 1:49 (29 palms)

  • This was around as an audio file in the early days of the internet. It is indeed very old but it's a great classic. My favorite line is about the Air Force being near 'good hotels.'

  • Just when i need those tomahawks :/

  • OK, this is hilarious, but seriously, how old is this? Y2K? The Balkans?

    But that office in a strip mall down by the Goodwill store? I was there yesterday, dropping off cards for Soldiers' Angels. (We love Marines, too.) The one in Upland, California, near 4th and Mountain.

  • And now folks, that idiot Khadhaffi want's to endorse "his son, Barrack Hussein Oba-mama" for the re-election campaign and we could, like Rodney King Jr. once put it; "Can't we all just get along??" and we'll be friends for ever........what a crock!!

  • Damn, im too late for Tomahawk service. Looks like Libya beat me to 3

  • OMG people it's an F'ing joke. It's meant to be funny and to make you laugh not to VOICE your opinion on any political BS.

  • can't wait for ROTC :)

  • Anybody that has any doubt about our role ought to see by now, that we are helping the helpless. Thats it! The poor sods are getting the only real help around. They are grateful and overwhelmed. The USA is in charge because we are the best and we are a shining light in a dark World. Liars for Que daffy are being outted daily. Goodbye Gaddafi goodbye!

  • I stayed on the line but my call was never re-routed, I guess I'll just go talk to my recruiter.

  • You found my phone number. Good for you.

  • load of shit!

  • @mentalmonkey26 if u were/are a member of of the United States Armed Forces u would understand although we continually engage in oneupsmanship & its standard procedure to give a ration of horseshit to Military Personnal in other Branches than ur own, bottom line is we all have the utmost respect for each other, we r all Brothers- & Sisters-in-Arms fighting for Freedom. As u were.....DISMISSED.

  • @floridashorti Freedom!!! You make me laugh!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Think you meant to say OIL! Iraq war = OIL! Libya=OIL! Freedom! You have been brain washed by your corrupt goverment!! Reply if you wish but it will most likely be a load of shit!

  • @mentalmonkey26 USA does have tons of it's own oil we just don't drill for it.also yes oil is very Important. but people fight wars for more then 1 thing. food,Energy,women,Resources etc etc etc, wars are fought a reason also if your a dumb shit that goes around saying certain war is illegal etc etc, I ask you what war has ever Benn Legal lol?

  • @mentalmonkey26 All right you maggot!! STFUp, as you are the "load of shit" to which you refer...your gov't is thick as thieves along with my gov't (Canada) and France leading the pack into Libya.. for once, the US is trying to stay outta this as best they can....It's fuckin assholes like Mohammar (Quack-a-Daffy) Khadhaffi that start all the shit in the first place..so aim your anger in that direction, foolio!!!

  • @BuzzDyou I'll step up that I like your reply! :)

  • HOOOOOOOOORAHHHHHHHH my brother in arms. That dude below might take your girlfriend, but I can take your girlfriend, wife, and firstborn.......Peace Dog....

  • @sgtdarkness1 SALUTE Winged One =\*/=

  • @floridashorti You rock my winged friend. Guess some folks don't understand being in the military doesn't always mean we agree with whats go'in down, you dig? Peace LW for sure.............

  • "You could be a redneck, if your vioce is used for this clip" by Jeff Foxworthy..

    For those who want to be first in...watch "Heartbreak Ridge" w/Clint Eastwood...

    then read "Inside Delta Force" by Eric L. Haney, the part about the invasion of Grenada, tells us that Army was gettin' their asses shot to hell in mid-air from some dumb fuck Cuban communists on the south end of the island...It don't matter who's 1st, it matters who comes home!! "All the Way!" Semper Fi

  • @BuzzDyou SALUTE =\*/=

  • oorah :)

  • freaking AWESOME!!!!

  • ...i would stay on the line...3/17/2015

  • jajaja army small dicks jajajajajajaja  OORRAHH

  • lol nice

  • No it really depends on what the presedent wants . When Ronald Regan was I office the Marine Corps were always first to deploy now that we have army loving presidents that is not the case. wish we had a president like Regan again

  • hahahah loved the part at the end about if you are looking to join the corps 

  • the marines are the most elight fighting force in the world. semper fi do or die

  • You forgot to put on there, if you want to be brainwashed.

  • what makes the grass go?

    

  • @laslos3 blood!!!

  • @laslos3 Blood makes the grass grow. Marines make the blood flow.

  • well guess Im stayin on line lol

  • This dude sounds like Bill Murray

  • Semper Fi mother fuckers

    USMC '82-'86

  • Love it!! Please join America 4R Marines non-profit organization on Facebook! We live n breathe to support the US Marines!

  • osama bin laden pressed DISLIKE 61 times because he knows he fu**ed

  • @crummanator that might have been funny 6 years ago...too bad he's been able to escape our troops for that long, and is still free 10 years after 9/11, and 7 years since this war started. :-/

  • The funny thing is, when it comes to big conflicts, the army gets sent in, and when it comes to small coastline skermishes, that is what the Marine corps is for.

  • @PatrioticEagle50 And Marines are better at Both.

  • @PatrioticEagle50 The Marines are no longer just an amphibious assault force, just look at recent history. The Marines have fucked way more people up than the army and last i checked, theres really not that much water around afghanistan

  • @MarineMASOC As one of my friends would say Iraq has a great beach its just to fucking far to the ocean.

  • @MarineMASOC Where have you been since 4 NOV 1775? How could the USMC "fuck up" more than the U.S.rmy. The word "ARMY", means, "aint' ready to be Marine yet". The last you checked? When. Perhaps it was WW I, WWII, Korea, The Dominican Republic, The Republic That Once Was Vietnam, Iraq, and now Afghanistan? Ther is till enough water to fill and canteen and the Marines will do it.

    Ernst Becker USMC/USMCR

    66/67 RVN

  • @MarineMASOC I't like WWII when the Army did beach landings. Why not use them? They are on the payroll?...

  • @MarineMASOC hey just wanted to remind you as a army soldier that we are all on the same side. yes we have different jobs but i dont think that without the jobs that some of us do you wouldnt beable to do yours. I am an army mechanic yes i am not a foot soldier but i do make sure i am in the best shape possible just incase i need to do that job. Thanks you for your service, one team one fight!!!

  • @PatrioticEagle50 wrong. Marines assault from the sea and then kill bitches on land

  • @Squadomatick And do every other kickass thing on the planet.

  • @Squadomatick No, the army usually gets sent in first. Iraq was a small operation, and even then, the Army and the Marines were sent in at the same time, and even them, the army was the first to enter bagdad and take it.

  • @PatrioticEagle50 No the Marines generally get sent in first, the army will come in and occupy, that's what the army is for, It is simply that they have the man power to occupy Marines have the training to conquer. Two different jobs, not better, just different.

  • @PatrioticEagle50 no the marines are sent in first to do the heavy fighting then the army shows up a day before the press dose and takes credit

  • @RLBrouse No, the army usually gets sent in first. Iraq was a small operation, and even then, the Army and the Marines were sent in at the same time, and even them, the army was the first to enter bagdad and take it.

  • @PatrioticEagle50 Marines generally go in first because the MAUs are out to sea and usually able to reach the objective quicker than Army units stationed on the beach.

  • OHRAH!!

  • Exactly how it is. Proud to be a Marine.

  • I Love it, Married to a USMC officer, Marines Make me PROUD Damn Proud

  • Wow that's just to much.

  • "Down by the goodwill office"

    Close... mines next to a Citibank. goodwill is in the other strip-mall across the street

  • 60 people missed the "like" button

  • @MrBlatBlat No goes at this station?

  • Love this... Leaving for Marine Boot soon and looking forward to becoming a marine

  • HAAAAAA AND I LOVE THE USMC

  • HAAAAAA

  • ITS ALL ABOUT THE ARMY......

  • @seanee78 what is? Ive been in 6 years am i missing something?

  • I love the USMC they are my heros i wish to to go to parris island one day Semper Fi (Always Faithful) GOD BLESS AMERICA.

  • @181darkman i think we all know what semper fi means

  • Iraq, Government of Iraq, Baghdad, US Invasion, (GTF)OUB-ITCH

    1, 2, 3, 4, and stay on the line.

  • @kellys13paws The Army says Hooah, not Hoorah! Do your research!

  • Semper Fi or Semper Semper Fidelis if you would like the full phrase is latin for always faithful. Does this satisfy your question?