Things London People Say...

[RoyalGamingHD1]

TOKEN WHITE MAN! SAY NUTTIN! ZOOP ZOOP! XD

[ints13]

lol this is shit

[YounesHH]

"She's clapped!! Paranormal Claptivity!!" LOOOOL!!! Proud to be from London!! :D 

[OmgAParkourFlip]

that white guy is sucha mug

[minecraftleet]

Landan people*

[sharzaraza]

this should be called 'what ghetto Londoner's say'

[ForgiveMyMadness]

LOL 'Is it a nandos ting?' everyone is obsessed with Nandos!!! Ahh gotta love London <3 Tea thing... kinda true. Crumpets? Never that.

[mscaramelcreole]

nah mate!

[nathanhector1]

You lot please remember this is just pure banter, dont take this seriously! Just abit fun and a laugh! Follow me on twitter @NathanHector love love love x

[bigboy101ification]

fucking embarrassing. This lot are idiots.

[elenasabrina]

haha i love this!! esp at the end with the eastenders..i love eastenders!!!!

[hkmamacmd428]

the only thing ive heard of is nandos and thats cuz im a directioner

[phoebsxx]

@hkmamacmd428 aha I was thinking the same thing :L

[miamiluvr]

You guys sound so cute especially when you say "Really? and I need a cup of tea and Shat Up". Can anyone interpret? I'm from the U.S and have a hard time understanding all of the words.

[Ergophile]

@miamiluvr type urbandictionary in google

[SatInTheCorner]

@miamiluvr wagwan - whats going on, hey what you saying - how are you swear down! - honestly! innit - isnt it? skeen - i see, i get you shes clapped - shes a slut/ugly peng - hot allow it - forget about it overly peak - unfair safe - okay gassed - big headed casj - casual, its ok standard - normal, usual bare - lots of awww maaate - literally anything haha, good, bad, shocked, excited, angry filler phrase lipsed up etc - kissing big man ting - cool, fly

[miamiluvr]

@SatInTheCorner exactly what i was looking for. Thanks.

[NowhereBeats]

You forgot

'Can I have money for the train home'

I been to London twice and everyone said that when I was there

[cleverfox2010]

rubbish

[meeshymoo2]

this is jooookesss

[josht58]

This should be renamed "Things uneducated black people say"

[meeshymoo2]

@josht58 why do you assume theyre uneducated! what about the white guy.

[ecmt14]

@josht58 no 

[ZenderAlpha]

remember there are educated london people and uneducated low life ganster wanna bes. Theres a difference

[eyeluvRB]

oh my god i say all of this all the time looool

[twattish00]

people talk like this in my area, and i'm not from London :l

[cookieemonsta1000]

'i got it from primark, dont tell anyone thoo' :L

[InvisebleDork]

omg this! but it seriously pisses me off. allow~ CBA~ argh shut up!

[thelizzielizzie]

ahahahaha this is SO true!



[panicatthediscoqueen]

I have lived in London my whole life and so few people talk like this non stop. Some people say some of the expressions but few say all of it.

[chickanaa1]

i've been too lisson grove a couple of times there i heard ppl talk like thi s.... some guys was hot the i heared some of them speak i was ahhhhhhh ruuun ... they sound so rude

[bluepearl222]

this should be called "How the Rioters in London talk like"..I've lived in london forever and only certain chavs talk like this

[casnernac]

@bluepearl222

your saying all the people in the video rioted lool???

and you obviously lived in a richer part of london, lots of ppl round london talk like this, you dnt need to be a chav......

[EyeFrine]

only waste people talk like that ...

[raziasshadow]

hahaha as a mancunian i have to say i agree with primark and ben :')

you guys still say skeen tho? lmao

[TheAllHitProductions]

that bens a prick ye know!

jokes the way he said it

[aleighachan]

LOOOL ok paranormal claptivity ima start usin that :D

[RachaelVon]

0:12 .

[rickfordcompton1]

TING

[candy158]

<3 SO TRUE LOOOOL

[AsiaFunki]

lame! I grew up in London but I don't talk like that.

[WildcatChris]

@AsiaFunki Lol judging by the rest of the comments you're probs the only one.

[AsiaFunki]

@WildcatChris lol

[snakegod]

WHY IS EVERYBODY SCREAMING AS THEY LAUGH? LOL

[luerexbob]

LOOL "MOIST"

[duffelbagone]

LOL yeah this is me

[JadesVidz]

WHERES MY CRUMPETS

[LADEESPARKZ123]

LOOOOOOOL THIS IS FUNNY... AND LOL AT THE GUY THAT SAID YOLO AT THE END

[R0bynAsh]

LOOOL.This is sooo true.

[0iindianRani0]

this is not how Londerners speak, this is how chavs all around England talk.

[Deeluvsmusic97]

LMAOOO this is bare accurate

[zareeeennn]

LOOOOOL so trueee

[KSRomano]

"I got it from Primark, ya know, don't tell anyone though." Haahah! Ohhh Primark...as a student studying in London, Primark is pretty much the greatest thing---cheap crap you need but don't really want to spend money on, love it!

[coollikethat10101]

Amazing how much of the London slang comes from Jamaican patois: "wah goin," "maaad," "boi," "big man ting," "yuh nuh" - all Jamaican.

[stpb123ify]

NOT proper London accents!

[TheNazProductions]

i'm from london, and i say none of these..

[AtlantaITGirl]

i wouldve liked it betta if they were mixed around a bit instead of hearing the same phrase 4 times in a row

[akosuakuffour3434]

Torontonians never, ever copied London slang. It's just similar because of the West Indian influences.

[brendapeters100]

@akosuakuffour3434 tell 'em!!!!

[SimplyyBiBi]

SOGGY!!! WHAT? Is this life? I'm so done. My friend says Oily still. :')

[deadstockx]

stratford!!

[kooliecurlz93]

But wait ant chavs a word for nasty white people though? i'm confused looool

[kooliecurlz93]

But wait some people are tryna lie on this you know, they fully know they've said atleast one of these things but tryna save face on the internet 'Is This Life' BMT

[lissiedressesup]

not an accurate representation of london.. just of the black scumbags from wood green :S

[itsMYAxo]

"She's clapped! Paranormal Claptivityyyyy!" LOOOOOOL !!

[JessicaLouiseMusic]

Change the title to Things Chavs Say. Because I've never said any of these words because it makes you sound like you have an IQ of -1. And they're just sounds, they're not actual proper words.

[charlietcullen]

Did you watch Eastenders last night? That Ben is a prick! LOL

[stuckpanda]

i didn't understand half this stuff

[RapstarEse]

@stuckpanda understandable that's chav speak,

[phillyrida91]

lol yoooooo yall slang funny its crazy how everywhere u go its different slang throughout da world im from america (philly) check out our video-"shit philly girls say" yall prolli goin ctfu shout outs to london i wanna go dere one day

[tomlolzz]

No, they talk like this in Croydon...

[118118Lola]

@tomlolzz In most of London actually :/

[Liyaah89]

LONDON STAND UP

[arsenalrulez1000]

Dis reminds me of dat wassup phone call fing from Scary Movie

[bboymarko]

They are missing .. what a joker .. waste man .. band man.. he's been exposed mate.. :)

[88CDNraptor]

UK got more blacks because its a powerhouse that colonized many countries with blacks (jamaica, ghana, nigeria etc.) and took advantage of them...meanwhile toronto is a relatively new and booming city. more blacks dont mean shit if london is still 70% white, (toronto=50% white)...say north preston, canada. only 3700 blacks, but 99% of the town's black. wat im saying is, black influence in slang is stronger based on the proportion of the population blacks make, not how much blacks there are.

[88CDNraptor]

there's no beef between toronto and UK....it all started with a londoner who was misinformed bout the way we talked and thouht half our slang we took from UK, when in fact the reason we have similar slang is because of the west indian influence in both places.. thats all...

[TheYaniques]

@88CDNraptor Well said mate.

[88CDNraptor]

@TheYaniques lol thx...for the record...both Canada and UK have blacks at about 2.5% of the population and both toronto and london approximately 10%...so its pretty much equal

[nathanhector1]

@issyleach1 rate** 

[issyleach1]

1:56 surely they can't be asking people to rape them...

[cntbeasked]

@issyleach1 they're saying 'rate me' lol

[brixtonsoulja]

You canadians need to allow it before drake nobody gave a shit about canada

[brendapeters100]

@brixtonsoulja & no one gives a shit about London either!

[oohbaby1]

things people in the ghetto say should be the title lol

[retroSTAAR]

PILLOW CUSHION BWWOOYY!! looooooooool

[iCandie2790]

nobody cares about Canadians...us Brits have no reason to copy!

[Alkebulan32]

Those girls are mad cute..

[MrsSmartshirt]

LMAO this is so true.

[TheToniGay]

PARANORMAL CLAPTIVITY!!! LMAO!!!

[brendapeters100]

Ok!..

Yes! The slangs and phrases used in Toronto & London are the same,, however, "Shit Toronto People Say Cattie Edition" video is way better than this because it actually tells a story,, & all they doing in this video is repeating the phrases!

[mastermikewwt]

Annoys me that people actually talk like that in shitty areas of London. Scary ti think I came from there =O

[jodierose13]

Shut The Fuck Up n Enjoy The Video! Mugs!

[mokonekochans]

...er, things chavs say?

[alliecat322]

Lol these guys are great, I can't understand most of what they said xD

[chaseblackbeard]

Man said YOLO to no toilet paper ya na, lol!

[TaneaShannon]

Rah. Too many people taking this seriously.

[emkb24]

lool why is there beef as to who copied who, im from toronto but i think its sick how people from london and toronto have similar slang, most black people like me in toronto have a carribean background or a african background, and I am guessing thats how its like in London, so thats most likely why the slang is so similar nobody copied shit from anyone

[Dnt4gtdis]

Shouldnt  the appropiate title be: 'things LONDONERS say' WTH is 'london people' ? SMH

[rockangelstt]

wow the two girls are really pretty. they sound good

[SELONDONN]

loool forget all the beef about london and toronto having teh same slang cuz the fact is dat LONDON IS BETTER WE SET PACE ON TORONTO LONDON ALL DAY SAY NUTTIN

[JamminR91]

...the jokes i can't put here, oh my god...



[paskin36]

did the girls say rape me? llow it man

[LiiddOtee]

the way i say most of these things

[mongoliandude]

Whats a Canada?

[Alkebulan32]

UK & Canada got similar slangs, just keep it West Indian and don't try to copy di Yankee man dem.. I hate to hear T.O guys trying to sound American...

[LiishKariina]

At the end of the day there is a strong influence and dominance of west indian culture in both Toronto and London so this is why the slang is extremely similar. No need to argue about who copied who and blah blah blah get over it.

[TeasaaWasHere]

I'm American and even I know neither London, nor, Toronto people copied eachother it's OBVIOUS. FACT: Black people in U.K., and Canada are either Carribean, or African (MOST times), so it's pretty much understandable why the two countries slang is SO similar the shit is self-explanatory. In America we have both Africans, & Jamaicans only thing is their "slang" didn't have much of an impact like it did in London, and Toronto since their presence among eachother is more dominant in those places.

[brianmay9]

"She'll get lipsed up, bare tongues fam, lipsing ting" LOL

[cressiephy]

Why so repetitive? Honestly it's annoying.

[SilverSparksRedFlash]

Should be called "things chavs say...

[alexm921]

this describes my area of SE20 very well!!!!!

[MOVEMEMZ]

Things Londoners* say...

[MissFellii]

What About... Come chat to man still!

[ordainmoyo]

paranomal claptivity!!!!! pwahahah

[The1stPoster]

London Zoo, you mean.

[itsMauriceCassidy]

LOOOOL THIS IS SOOO ACCURATE

[chrystal173]

this is jokes but it's waaay too repetitive.

[bobstershelmola]

I didn't realize he was on the toilet!

[DeadlyAntenna]

My mate's Cornish and he talks like this all the time, can hardly understand a bloody thing he says.

[AlexJamesDean]

Show Some Respect people goin on about black people o.o jeez some bad racism these days

[hercheekyboy]

Maybe you should re-title this "Things little children in London say"? There are NO grown ups in London that are completely unable to speak!!

[davemassey0707]

oh god

[InstrumentalsBeats]

Toronto people,

Always remember that there's more black people in London (one city) than in the whole of Canada (your country).

London didn't copy shit.

[SV98Predator]

@InstrumentalsBeats Mate, I dont think that you need to state to them that London is one city and that Canada is their country. I think that they are intelligent enough to figure that out..

[DMTONT416]

@InstrumentalsBeats I think that has to do with the fact that london is 3 times larger population wise. percentage wise its very similar. but you all have waaay more white people out there

[InstrumentalsBeats]

@DMTONT416 London doesn't have 3 times more people than Canada...

London = 8 million people..... Canada = 30 million people.

..

London = 1 million black people.... Canada = 0.79 million black people.

[88CDNraptor]

@InstrumentalsBeats read both of his comments....he's talking bout toronto not canada....2.5 vs 8 mil,

[InstrumentalsBeats]

@88CDNraptor he replied to my comment about London & Canada.... by saying London is 3 times bigger.

[DMTONT416]

@InstrumentalsBeats In toronto they dont really rep the rest of canada. Nobody said the whole of canada speaks like this. But england(birmingham,manchester,­london) are similar. both countries are about 3 precent black but in canada 60 percent of all blacks live in toronto area. Even toronto suburbs like ajax and brampton are about 15 percent west indian... Just some food for your lost thoughts

[DMTONT416]

@DMTONT416 Oh and I love london but our caribana shits on your carnival 10 times lol

[InstrumentalsBeats]

@DMTONT416 London, Birmingham and Manchester are not similar.

Oh, and our Notting Hill Carnival is the 2nd biggest in the world after Rio De Janeiro, Brasil.

[DMTONT416]

@InstrumentalsBeats they might be a little different but compare toronto to montreal and vancouver. All three cities feel like a different country. Montreal they speak french and it looks like europe and vancouver is like pure nature wilderness and the whole city is nothing but whites and chinese. They dont even get our slang outside of toronto

[88CDNraptor]

@DMTONT416 lmao dont get me started with van city,may as well call that place china town...saw like 4 black ppl there lol

[DMTONT416]

@InstrumentalsBeats wrong, London has about 800 thousand toronto has 250 thousand. both about ten percent of the population. And like I said before Im only talking about toronto because thats where majority of the west indiands in canada live and the slang is only used there. The rest of canada is very different.

[DMTONT416]

@InstrumentalsBeats and toronto is different from the rest of canada. Unlike england where every city has the same feel in general.

[wagwan6248]

i say 24 of these things

[FrantikArtist]

No matter who u are if u don't know what at least 1 of these words mean ur not a teen from London

[Xanoptic0n]

Things unintelligent peoples say*

[GameInsignia]

@Xanoptic0n Agreed.

[Rozzaface]

ghetto shit

[TheRenaza]

LOOOOOOL. very true!

[DeadPea]

the "gangsters" of London?

[justjulio123]

funny but shit actors

[julianac212]

lmao aww i love it! love the accent! ahh! LOL

[SELONDONN]

real talk girls dat talk like that make me feel sick like rt how can you say wagwaan to a guy if ur a girl? da most unattractive ting its like wtf u clapped blick girls think ur gna get a man talkin like dat cuz no guy wants to deal a girl dat talks like dem u disgusting girls and worst ting is when a girl talks like dat and raves 24/7 rubbin dere ass on next mans piece fucking disgusts me you dirty girls! but its all love doe still :)

[Khianaish]

shes clapped? lol! im american, does that have to do with sex?

[SwaggaSmashed]

@Khianaish lool no means she is not attractive

[banandababa]

@Khianaish means ugly

[MsChoco0]

standard is old skool doe loool

[wuxilife]

I'm from South London and I don't say this shit

[SanieM9]

Lol 'that ben's a prick you knah'

[scsunsfan]

This did not sound like english to me, but i'm american haha im not used to ur accents but damn

[Monizss]

I got it from primark you know. Don't tell anyone though LOOOL

[yudesc]

I'm Canadian and hearing London accent mixed with Jamaican, that's sum nex' ting stilll!!! I likeeee

[CARMELL24]

Is this meant to be funny???

[badqct9]

Best one so far "nandos thing "

[trudon]

r u gonna bang tho? what? no one says dat no more lol dat was like in 09

[MajinSpleen]

reminds me of ali g

[wackojacko1956]

LOOOOOL great stuff

[haywan]

totally different from Tdot...do your thing London.

[harryforeman]

wow this is so shit

[Baychanik]

why do they repeat the same words all the time :s

[iwanalook2]

Trying to copy Toronto manz

[GAXOOOOOTI]

@iwanalook2 shut upp