If It Were Realistic - Throwing Knives (Modern Warfare 2 Machinima)

[4milanSheva]

»»───knee───►

[redwakafan619]

@4milanSheva copy

[Djangolulu]

@4milanSheva You serious? That's the top comment dumbass. Why would you post a direct copy of the top comment?

[Wesleyrul3s]

1:29 to 1:34 and 1:37 to 1:40 lol!

[Matthew9k]

guy 1: can you pull it out of me?

guy 2:thats what she said lololololol

[BuddyloveCOD]

1:37 Thats What She Said! i laughed my balls off!

[Soraxora]

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[808Dwillz808]

2012

[DerpTroll]

how do these top comments not have the most thumbs up?

[JelaniSuper]

Thats what she said..

[AbusedDaily]

BULL SHIT!

[FickleBud]

This is why i play BF3 lol

[xXDarkLegend16Xx]

@FickleBud this is why i hate fanboys

[alwaysQuickscoping]

the only reason i watched this is for the end.

[Battlefield2mania]

"That's what she said"

[TheAsdfghjklqqww]

Video... Y U NO FUNNY

[JouleBigSpliff]

retarded... welcome to call of duty players.

[GigaBoost]

>were

[Attacka11]

Last part is ossum



[TedStickle777]

press 4 for ASS

press 8 for him taking up the ass

[CrazyPieriot]

@TedStickle777 press 10 for dumbass

[warriornoob123]

omg i laugh so hard it feels like ribs are piercin me!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chickenbeforeegg]

Not serious enough.

[jinxedcoffemug]

if it were realistic it would either get stuck in the vest or bounce of on of all the metal things in his pockets

[paskapers3]

the knife wouldnt even go so deep

[MultiGameKing101]

@paskapers3 not if he throws it hard enough.

[Hofbauer0000]

thought throwing knife is real

[swazania]

the way he took that knife i thought his power level was over 9000

[Jimmiejohns54]

in between something hard and something soft? COCKBLOCK!

[bakoSUCKS1]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes then I took a bullet to the brain

[stuarttilton1]

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[mrXxDeViLxX]

0:41 Navy: Hey apple! Spetnaz: What!? Navy: Knife!

[Immabelaxin]

what if it hit the handle hit the guy :3

[ShotgunAFlyboy]

@Jethro0815 I used to play CoD, then I took a knife to the back

[jmoak14]

@ShotgunAFlyboy i used to play skyrim, but i didnt took arrow to the knee

[JohnstonJane99]

@jmoak14 i used to play fallout but then i took a fatman to the face.

[bluebuddy90]

thats wat she said

[Brouwer108]

@Darron909 it would speed up his bleeding.

[ADTR0618]

Do some for MW3!

[drummag444]

but they are

[DruggedBySyrinage]

»»───knee───►

[olivercolt1]

@DruggedBySyrinage I used to make 'arrow in the knee' jokes, but then I took multiple vaginas to the dick.

[CoDsNiPeZ1998]

Can you pull this thing out of me thats what she said

[NAN0BRAKER]

no fucking i dont want to fucking finish him!!!!

[TRiCKY7o7]

Can someone plz tell me what does he mean...

[VrnRap]

hahahahaahhaahahahahahah nice video

[kykatfann98]

@Darron909 he didn't he threw another one at him

[redbullr0x]

kinda funny how the series title is improper grammer. "if it WAS realistic"

[TBNRfrags]

@redbullr0x Coming from the guy who cant spell "Grammar"

[DJRollaCoasta]

@TBNRfrags Coming from the guy who can't spell "can't"

[ILUiSiOn]

@TBNRfrags NOICE!!!

[TheSnappynz]

@TBNRfrags hi preston lol

[x0xparkerx0x]

@redbullr0x Fail.

[USAisthebest1000]

@redbullr0x 1. There is nothing wrong with the grammar.

2. You can't even spell grammar.

[nickcarabin]

That's what she said

[Rene4Music]

"can you pull this thing out of me?!"

rapeface; Thats what she said ._.

[futurfry]

lol sniping with a spas

[IEatYourPig]

this is comedy? this is what 4 year old children would laugh at if they had no lives

[RAP3TRAIN]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[SecretGamerNews]

Can somebody tell me how to do the funny thing at the end?

[afrofitz]

The Youtube Decrees of Commenting-

I. Thou shall not make retarded Justin Bieber jokes

II. Thou shall not comment on the dislike bar

III. Thou shall not combine the first two decrees, EVER

IV. Thou shall stay on subject when commenting

V. Thou shall not beg like a bitch for thumbs-up

VI. Thou shall spread the decrees or face a lifetime of Justin Bieber spam comments, male enhancement ads, and video messages of raging 6 year olds complaining about a popular first-person shooter

[GameMastur360]

It's silly that you die by a knife and even when the knife lands on your toe they die. I could probably take much more shit than call of duty soldiers.

[RyedaleAirsoft]

@GameMastur360 however, could you survive a shot the the head from an AK-47 at point blank? or any gun that isn't a shotgun or a sniper for that matter ;)

[blackdragon1461]

hey what is the song at the start

[D1sturbed2011]

That's what she said xD

[MrJesusSlime]

Fin.

[crwgaming]

you know i went outside once the graphics were OK nut the game play was shit

[janrdoh]

and So what if you have top comment?THUMBS up that

[insanenazi]

i turned this all the way up and when he started screaming i almost pissed myself

[silverbullet408]

No to comment!?

Oh well, carry on.

[Kwirkley]

i hate all those thumbs up hors, " OK hem hem hem Boobies!" wow real mature.

[TheBr0seph]

@Kwirkley whats a hor?

[X0wnageX1]

@Kwirkley you spelled whores wrong

[Kwirkley]

@X0wnageX1 i dnot hvae tmie to sepll siht rhigt

[3picMudkipz]

Dear Machinima,

I DO NOT want to finish him.

[wowbombful]

I used to have a comment with 170 thumbs up on this vid. LETS DO IT AGAIN!:D

[narutouchihakill]

thats wat she said

[madskillzmz]

The players in these videos are always really good.

[Muraz72]

@rocker4life1314 BOOBIES!!!!

[JayTheBoat]

Tucker?!

[MrTubbylad]

@JayTheBoat Damn you stole my comment :)

[kataang2010]

thats what she said

[kill4lives]

everbody take the retard dance..

[KSrocksTHEWORLD1]

thats wat she said.

[saigonnative]

@goldenswordmaster146 ACTUALLY EVERYONE IN AMERICA IS RACIST :) lolz rick astley owns noobs and trolls troll noobs

[ps37165]

good stuff show it to god

[komu172]

the end was best lol

[tomas123106]

at ENDING NE NENENENENENENENNENEN DO THE WALK SE SON

[spiderpiggy101]

thats what she said

[koolguyrighthere]

that what she said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arowley97]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID !!!!!!!!!

[TheMartinator007]

EPIC ENDING!

[ponchomkr]

ok all right man turn around i'll do it ..........THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[pategotskillz]

love the music when the guy with da acr runs around and kills ppl

[hiimbobdoodo]

anyone notice his shotgun had a camo

[denoueX]

if spartans were real..

[Unrealkillcamz]

@ShadowzzGameplays Thats what She said.

[Fallschirmjaeger963]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA THEY DON'T MAKE STUPID COMMENTS ABOUT WHAT SOVIET RUSSIA WILL DO SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE!

[BoxcarGerry]

@ShadowzzGameplays lolz

[BoxcarGerry]

@ShadowzzGameplays in soviet russia comment hate you!

[dednicat]

stupid dance



[Draygon5289]

@goldenswordmaster146 IN SOVIET RUSSIA THEY MAKE FUN OF DEMOCRATIC AMERICA!!!!!!

[yeremaster]

In soviet russia... These jokes are funny

[MrMorrison226]

what music is this

[blivionzzMusic]

@ShadowzzGameplays well ur just an angry person

[MrCheeseman217]

thats what she said

[tristanhunter123]

when he said pull it out i was going to say thats what she said...but then he said it :(

[bravestripes]

CoD = SPPPAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZMMMMM!!!Q!­

[misterJUSTaGUY]

Howdo you dance, lol

[machinemonster990]

i laughed my ass off at 1:56 how does he do that

[raineyrocks11]

does anyone know if the intro music is an actual song or is it's something they made??? if it's an actual song please message me what it is. thanks :D

[swordcentral]

the guy at the end was acting like a carrot

[UnknowndudeXD]

Thats wat she said

[mw2medium]

could u get this out of me she dident say that her mom did

[DatGameBoy]

Y R THE TOP COMMENTS IN ALL CAPS

[deinonycus2233]

at 1:56 i all ways laugh my a** off

[MrGoingtoeatu]

@71Adaline8427 That doesnt even make sense lol

[Plurstash]

Are you the guys who did "Harry, you're a wizard" ?!

[Greenie0213]

rooster teeth is better. the only good machinima series iv see is arby n the chief

[MoterCrozz]

@goldenswordmaster146 IN YOUTUBE PEOPLE ARE UNORIGINAL

[LeonLionLeeon]

1:40 hahahah thats what she said.

[bigdaddy1455]

I hate it when the two top comments are replies

[ArtificialTuts]

@DeafDefiler IN SOVIET RUSSIA, STILL NO BODY LIKES YOUR COMMENT.

[DeafDefiler]

@ArtificialTuts

Learned to Triforce yet?

[fagerstrandaren]

Thats what she said!

[rik0904]

lame

[DrWoolyNipples1]

thats what she said

[MrCincy4256]

ok man Turn around and ill do it.

l0l0l0l

[Spencer12404]

Well that wasn't funny at all.

[ByGrim]

the end was my fav!

[91masterjp]

I like the end

[16patie]

In a realistic game, many guns will be overpowered

[VeLoMerk]

@sgtboffy1 ur a mrknowitall

[grigs478452056]

gow did he survived?

[ItsAMeTomVooren]

@sgtboffy1 If you die once your game is useless. You still want it to be realistic?

[StrikaShot]

LOL,THIS IS FREE FOR ALL DOUBLE HEALTH NO HEALTH REGEN

[reyesolivia66]

hey i didnt no niko came out in mw2

[kr00k3d100]

In Soviet Russia, shotguns dual wield you!

[TheDennismei]

Great i have to look for MrBlah15000

[geckohead135]

@TheDennismei click view all comments, hold down CTRL and F and you will get a search box just type his name down and you'll see his comment. funny enough the CTRL and F search thing is not just youtube but for every site.

[Bmw0524]

@TheDennismei just go to all comments press Ctrl and F at same time and type in his name

[Foolishcodplayer]

how do u do what that guys doin at 2:00

[001Chilled]

Wanna know a way to make a throwing knife not kill? You have to make it bounce and stick sideways or hit the feet or gun

[001Chilled]

@sgtboffy1 Fps Russia dual wielded AA12

[sithlover2]

lol@2:00

[Jazmillenium]

@sgtboffy1 A realistic game all the way would be boring as fuck.

[Baconmaster92]

@sgtboffy1 play battlefield 2 Project Reality thats f*cking realistic

[blazin0190]

Just putting this out their.. You can dual wield shotguns in real life.. Well AA12 you can.

[cargalito234]

1:02 thats what she said!

[DarkSigiles]

Actually you shouldn't pull a knife out of a wound.. The knife is physically blocking lots of blood from leaking out, should instead stabilize the knife and leave it up to a professional to remove it in a place where you have medical resources standing by. Same goes for shrapnel or any other physical object (around the size of a blade or bigger) that has pierced your skin.

At least that's what the army taught me.

[metallica4432]

@sgtboffy1 dont forget if it was realistic there wouldnt be little kids screaming in2 the mic ;)

[TheAwesomeChair]

I couldn't stop laughing at the end.

[demonstand]

what is what she said lol

[The47thdynasty]

@sgtboffy1 Your wrong.If COD were realistic it would be battlefield.

[48734A]

@The47thdynasty and if Battlefield were more realistic it would be ArmA and if ArmA were more realistic it would be RL :)

[massivive]

@48734A if Real life were more realistic it would be garrys mod!

[CJTheInvader]

@massivive What?



[Rene4Music]

@massivive wtff

[396Demon]

@The47thdynasty Now if only bttlefield were realistic...

[Rezin7061]

1:30 - Wow, the first time Captions actually worked and it had to be on the line "That's what she said"

[Dj1001Angel]

tin tirin tin tin tirin tirn tin

[pol0014]

@sgtboffy1 fps russia shot a shotgun one handed....