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  • Drake Pilot: O hi ima kill u k? k

    Me in a Dual web Myrm with ECM drones: Nope!

    Drake Pilot: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!

  • i would recommend that we all just enjoy the music of eve :)

  • For the state!

  • FOREVER CALDARI o7

  • Down with Caldari! Gallente forever!

  • @senhuan Caldari forever! Gallente can go f*ck themselves with their drones and turrets, missiles and shields forever!

  • @ugaboj Missiles are the lazy mans' option where you don't have to aim or have any skill. Caldari scumbags!

  • @senhuan Or rather, missiles are the wise mans' option, as you have all dmg types at your disposal, you have amazing range, great damage, and as you said, we dont even have to aim or constantly bother with changing range. Federation rats!

  • @ugaboj Wow, just when I thought there weren't any girls on EVE, you come out. Real men use guns.

  • @senhuan Realy? So i can see that you have lost any actual arguments against missiles, so you are forced to use realy bad insults.

  • @ugaboj Wow. That really got to you, didn't it? I was just joshing. :/

  • @senhuan I can see you have experience with trolling, wouldn't expect much less from a gallente, when the other 3 game factions are way more awesome than you, i guess the only thing left to do is attempt to insult the others, to make them feel less awesome.

  • @ugaboj You are taking this way too personally. I called you a "girl" for using missiles, and that is an insult and a troll? Take a step back, relax, and try to breathe.

  • @senhuan Well it cant be classified as anything other than an insult, and since you keep on trying to imply that i am bothered by it, even tough by my calm text you can see that it does not, if it bothered me truly i would be raging, but i am not. However since you keep attempting to make me rage, it is clear that you are in fact trolling.

  • @ugaboj Wow... get a life, dude. If you haven't noticed, this page is full of playful "Caldari forever" etc. rubbish. You should lighten the fuck up.

  • @senhuan Anyways, since you will keep trying to imply that i am raging, then i will simply stop "feeding the troll" as they say, and any further replies made by you, will not be answered. Caldari rule! Have a nice day. :)

  • @senhuan missiles are far superior, and some ships just cant work without them, take the whole scorpion class for example. A widow with guns is preety much useless...

  • @senhuan viva la federation

  • A very good track!

  • aha aha aha

  • I laugh at your attempt to break the tank on my Drake :)

  • I use both Caldari and Minmatar ships but i must say. The Caldary truly rokh : P

  • Caldari o7 

  • Sounds like something they would play at a club somewhere in the caldari state : p

  • Retards.

  • Just declare the Caldari Rock the theme music of EVE Online and be done with it.

  • this sounded like arby n the chief chaos theosis theme

  • Caladari Rockh ? Minmatar rules even if they make music on scrap metals ,

  • @Rataxas1988 roflmao .. bes tminmies can is wash ma ships and die ..

  • @Xamiakass

    english motherfucker , english ? do you speak english ? 

  • @Rataxas1988 lol i`m not english (thanks God) and happy with it.. now the fact that your kind is stoo stupid to learn any other lingos and other nations feel sorry for you and help you by learning yours doesn``t mean every1 wants to or actually needs to.. so fuck you. as for motherfucker... i didn`t fuck your mom.. she`s a bit.. well, u look the same :DD but she defo gives best blowjobs i`ve ever had... stfu pilchard.. just shut it :D

  • @Xamiakass with that misuse of emoticons we are happy not to have you amongst the English.

  • @videopostrrr ah well, lol as long as i don`t drink shite like guiness, don`t wear socks with sandals and don`t talk like i`d have a hot potatoe in my mouith, i`m good :D

  • @Xamiakass

    well actually " im not english " also ...

    and about mum speaking , your mum is so ugly even my dog did not want to fuck her fatt pussy.

    and i realy do not understand half what are you saying , go to school maybe there your father will not cum on you.

  • @Xamiakass I had to read that 5 times to figure out what you meant...

  • @bubbadabub good boy.. now take your candy and back to your shortbus, before carer gets worried

  • @Rataxas1988 lol cool.. In rust we trust

  • Nice, i d'like to hear more music like this, caldari have to like it:)

  • Nice, added to my EVE music player, i'd like to hear more mosic like this :)

  • IMHO Winmatar should ally with Caldari and have nice, long rave.

    Gallente cant even complain, since they love parties.

  • OMFG ... this would be great at a rave party

  • for game music this is also a great song to work out to

    

  • @leegoodj This music is awesome when walking and running too :D

  • ha eve mixed techno and rock...AND MADE IT WORK there just amazing.

  • @jakethebandguy ever heard of Frank Klepacki?

  • @gotubeogle

    no.

  • @gotubeogle yes i have he is from Poland as I

  • It's tickling my ear drums.

  • Captain,

    I detect large amounts of bass in this sector

  • Awesome.

  • For the republic! Oh...wait..wrong game.

  • @sneakyrogues In Eve there is the Minmitar Republic.

  • Our missles, whom art in launchers, hallowed be thy payload.

    Thy warhead come, our enemies be done

    In low sec as it is in Empire.

    Give us this day our daily gank

    And forgive us our WCS’s, but we won’t forgive those that use them against us.

    And lead us not into bubbles, but deliver us from scramblers

    For thine is the thermal, the explosive, the kinetic and the EM

    Amen!

  • @kirborisovspb OH GOD THAT IS HILARIOUS. YOU SIR HAVE WON THE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING ACHIEVEMENT

  • @HaloKingMachinima, this was a good old joke, belonging to the days when the overview was immovable and WCS did not gimp your scan resolution :)

  • @kirborisovspb

    This is now my Bio page.

    For the state!

  • caldari heritage, fly amarrian ships and minmitar ships, in the gallente millitia, what you know bout diversity?

  • 14 people got jammed by Falcons

  • @ThereforeALIENS how many? three falcons?

  • How about you little nubblets cross train and quit whining about one race being better than the other. Each race excels in a specific purpose and so does each ship. The question is are you using the right race and ship for what your trying to do. Probably not if your whining say their is a end all be all ship or race of ships in EvE.

  • @derWolfemann There is nothing wrong with being patriotic towards your faction, it gives a better sense of community in the game.

  • @derWolfemann well even if the races are all equal in your eyes, Caldari certainly has the best music. though we can all agree in terms of ship status Jove takes the cake. us little nubblets happen to like our own factions and the space booger Gallente can shoot rainbows all they want, cause they can't even get through our first line of defense. who has a Titan orbiting Who's home planet? hmm?

  • @derWolfemann it's good to be nationalist towards a faction in EvE Online, it gives more life to the community and make the wars live.

  • Raven. nuff said

  • At least the Gallente can rock to the beat for a few seconds until their ugly ships explode.

  • Love the Caldari :P

  • Caldari Rokh

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  • Rifter is the best t1 frigate

  • Caldari here. All your base are belong to us. Long live the great nation.

  • Main distorted guitar is hybrid turret, bass is laser turret, drums is projectile turrets, rest of electronic sounds are missiles, drones and electronic warfare... end is wrecks xD

  • 13479449 said it all...

    Have a nice day.

  • Fuck you all

    -Sincerely, your average minmatard

  • caldari doesn't require skill, just seeing target, and pushing red button. however the rest need skill to operate they're turrets at optimal and tracking etc.

  • @ollienokes92

    You speak as if holding optimal range is a hard task. Don't you use afterburner or microwarp-drive? I trained over to medium laser turrets and the ONLY thing I miss is the range, but nothing else. I don't find it easier to use a missile boat over a laser dependant one. If anything, it's harder and more attention craving to tank with shields and effectively using e-warfare, thus making Caldari ships harder to use than most others, or atleast having to pay more attention.

  • @Catonzo

    You must have shit skill points. I pull up in my nighthawk. sitting on 90%+ resistances. Kick my feet up. Pew Pew till they are all gone. Dont have to move, dont have to use any ewar. just let the drones handle the frigs and cruisers. 2 shot BC's for lols and then move on to salvage. total mission time under 45 minutes for any given level 4. hour and a half for 5's

    Dont worry. one day youll get there.

  • We all can be friends. Just fly Sansha and get Caldari AND Amarr. WIN. :D

  • @NotEnuffMinerals eheh great! but i prefer my classic raven with the typical  grey of the caldari than the sansha's nightmare xD

  • we are the missile flingers.

    we are the shield tankers.

    we are the industrialists.

    we are the procurers.

    we are the backbone of society.

    and the brain.

    and the muscle.

    we are CALDARI!

  • @HaloKingMachinima We are Caldari and we will fuck them all

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  • @HaloKingMachinima We are too nerds to live in society, LMAO

  • @HaloKingMachinima For the Caldari State!

  • No amarr here? Back under my cloak then... :'(

    -your average Pilgrim pilot

  • i love all the mission music, but this is my favorite, not that im caldari (FOR THE STATE) but its just my favorite.

  • FOR THE STATE BITCHES!

  • I love slinging my missiles at incredible ranges and ASSRAPE those ugly-ass looking Gallente ships. :>

  • @atatyrknumber1 I love scrambling you and pummeling you to dust from point blank. lol 1.5k dps

  • Should have named this video "Caldari Rokh"

  • I bought the Commissioned Officer Edition of the game, does anyone know which eve song plays during the setup screen? It's one of my favourite but I can't find it anywhere :(

  • Artillery rapes missles.

  • sure caldari has the best ships,but who has the best social power-points at the gallente federation-those guys do,and they are AWESOME for it-once gallente always gallente-

  • Aah, the comment list is full of Caldari fanboys /o\

  • Caldari, PFFTT... .Trust in the rust mother fuckers, Minmatar rape you!

  • Caldari is the perfect exemple of a cool human state. Like Starship Troopers or Imperial Guards

  • hahahaha Caldari....systems lag like a walmart connection...ships look like a mentally ill child designed them...missles come out of thin air...drones laugh at their ECM....and can't do anything about their armor so weak =P GALLENTE!!!!! KILL THE PIGS!!!

  • @shortman698 Gallentian ships look like dildos, your argument is invalid.

  • @shortman698 Gallante has the worst looking ships btw. A bunch of dildoes and buttplugs. They are more like apple of the future. Hence Gallante likes to make their ships so mooth sloped and round. Just like apple. Also I don't want to drive around in a potato.

  • @atatyrknumber1 I agree, and for me Gallentean are a kind of club where you have to drink Quafe to make part of, kind of gay bar or something.

  • @Ladadounis But, but... I'm gay D: (Do not dare think that I'm one of those over the top girly gays. -_-;) But well, in a stereotypical gay way. Yes, I do think it's something like that.

  • commander: what you doing?

    captian: going to shot missiles at 12 people.

    commander: why?

    captian: they pressed the dislike butten on a very good song.

    commander: ahhh what song was it?

    captian: it was called caldari Rock. For The Caldari State OPEN FIRE!!!

    commander: yes sir. you heard the captian fire missles.

  • FOR THE STATE! CALDARI FTW!

  • Why should we care about races? We are capsuleers, we have surpassed our predecessors in every way. Let go of the lineages holding you back!

    We are gods, and no nation can stop us from keeping it that way.

  • nawww man amaar for the win ;)

  • We Caldari shall show those pompus Gallente fools the horror they inflicted upon us and our people when they bombarded Caldari prime one-hundred fold!

  • @SpikesOmega That's hilarious.

  • With the Amarr by our side we will Obiterate the feeble Gallente and minmartar races and claim the universes riches for ourselves!

  • Only thing you Caldari got right is music and missiles. A potent combination, however :).

  • Mwahahaha! "In rust we trust!" - sincerely, Caldari who flies Minmatar

  • In 2025 when EVE's spaceships are fully interactive and crewed by intelligent NPCs I will pipe this music through mine.

  • screw gallente. caldari-amarr alliance is where its at

  • @AirborneNik

    The Caldari support slavery although they don't have slaves. Several gallente missions detail Caldari terrorist attacking in the name of the Amarrian God.

    You are unfit for the state. You could accomplish much more in the Federation.

  • Dear Amarr

    Slavery is wrong, it puts a foothold on a people who otherwise

    could achieve great things if given opportunity. Also, shields and missiles are cool.

    Sincerely Caldari

  • @AirborneNik slavery gets shit done LOL ---> shirtswag.c o m/shirt-slavery-gets-shit-done­.html

  • I like to have a variety of different nations. Though I find myself flying a lot of Gallente / Minmatar and shoot a lot of Caldari. I don't disagree that Caldari is strong, but that just makes them all the more fun to fight.

  • 11 people got podded listening to this song

  • anyone who claims any single race is the best is a retard

  • @ColdConcepts

    You're a retard for not realising Caldari is better than anyone else!

  • amarr>every other race

    sincerely, a member of the gallente militia

  • @hacksack36 go look around for your Quafe Gallente scum

  • @bengacris Lol. You fail.

  • @hacksack36 Amarr> every other race in the world xD

    sincerely, a member of RED. Overlord :D

  • 1 more thing, Who made it?

  • @TehParadocks John Hallur I guess

  • @bengacris Never heard it in the game so i wasnt sure. Care to tell when it appears?

  • @TehParadocks In dedspace. When you run some missions. I don't think the music is still in the game since the last version.

  • Caldary casual a the best. Tengu Power!

  • @Anarch200Vt Good job blindly worshipping a race you can't even spell right. Dumbass.

  • 2 fav. races in eve Amarr and Caldari

  • Akae. Caldari are the best :D

    Missiles = win

    Best ECM ships = win once more

    Best tanking titan = yet another win

    94% Em Resistance = screw you amarr

  • @TehParadocks HEY IM AMARR... yet i agree xD

  • @cejason I got an alt amarr.... interceptor gang leader in a corp i wont tell the name of. Pretty awesome that amarr still do well against missiles since an interceptor has a pretty damn high chance of escaping a missile explosion. Its a fight of tanking, and not dps to be honest.... and caldari get bonuses to the anti-armor type of damage :3 awesome

  • @TehParadocks I would like to see you try and take on the mighty rust buckets >:D! 2400dmg alpha, 1300DPS battleships that touch you from 90km away!

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  • @viciokas1993 Thank god for scramblers on mwds then aye? :p

  • @TehParadocks you forget snipers... its a Caldari Art!

    Caldari State Rokh battleship 130 km full bombardment... its an Art perfected with ECM support, Covert Ops, Logistics, and the ability to mass produce a fleet on the battlefield Caldari rule!

    For The Caldari State and the Corporate Might of her Children!

    No Gallente dog will ever triumph our great Empire!

  • Arrite you damn patriot (srsly. chill) Rokh is a sniper. Yeah i know. Ecm Support? As i said. Covert ops. Squishy Logistics. Dont even know what to say Mass produce a fleet on the battlefield? Whats that supposed to mean? I just wrote a pwn comment, and here you are playing patriot and showing a cute lil fleet build. Minnie can just fly to that rokh of yours in seconds Gallente flip the bird to ecm (drones) Amarr... well idk. Just play the game. Its not yer life (i hope)
  • @TehParadocks shh you should not talk about our ally the amarr that way they best at taking shilds down herp derp i am a caldari face too but still

  • @bombman34 1st of all, its still possible to herp-a-derp your shields up to some pretty high levels :p so yeah... a drake can pretty much flip the finger to any laz0r ship with approx like what? 90% thermal and em damage? 2nd of all (just 1 and 2 then i guess :p) for some reason i still stick to the "screw the amarr" part since beginning to train for minmatar ships a pair o months ago ^_^

  • @TehParadocks I'm caldarian and I prefer laser.

  • @nAthaNkco And lemme guess. You do PVE, right? I switched to minnie a while ago, since i mostly had the general skills. Its simple: Lasers are only good for one thing - quick ammo switch and ammo conservation. Using lasers is only good in half the pve missions and are never good in PVP since they are far too predictible. Missiles allow you to choose your type of damage - good for pve. Projectiles are completely unpredictible and shoot all 4 kinds of damage. IMO, hybrid are an abomination.

  • @TehParadocks

    Hmmm, if lasers aren't good at pvp, why is the abaddon right now the no1 fleet ship?

    Of course, the russians use mostly arty-baddons, but one can not deny the effectiveness auf the hellcat.

    But I agree with you regarding your views torwards the other weapons.

  • @AmarrEmperor They arent weak. They just arent great. As i said, when fighting a laser ship, they can only deal two kinds of damage. Because of that. you only need 2 types of stacked resistances. Too predictible. On the other side, amarr obviously have the strongest armor tank, so: they last long but the damage is too predictible. Where i fly, its always better to have the element of surprise, and is there any better surprise than to shoot so that god knows what resistances yer victim uses ^^

  • @TehParadocks

    You're forgetting rate of fire, amount of damage, and accuracy . Beam lasers fire around 3.5 times faster than arty. Pulse lasers fire at about the same rate as Auto cannons but have a higher optimal and damage modifier. The biggest weakness lasers have when compared to projectiles is not damage, it's power usage. If you're neut'd with lasers you're screwed, with projectiles you're fine.

  • harbringer > drake

  • @simple1zerg That is tough to say. I love my Harbinger as well as my Drake. I have to say the drake is better though. Easy to fit, easy to replace, and does a lot of damage at either close or long ranges. Plus with missiles you can pick damage types. All you need to do to survive against any amarr ship is get some EM and Thermal resistors.

  • Caldari Nationalism!

  • @AirborneNik ho yeah!

  • The Caldari State > All other EVE factions.

    -sincerely, a member of the Caldari militia

  • @angelmarine1292 Amarr > everything in EVE and also oler

    - Sincerely, a member of the Amarr Malitia

  • @cejason Militia :P

    Spelling > Amarr

  • @konnigkratz rofl, didnt see i spelt that wrng, well, you win :P

  • @angelmarine1292 Gallente :)

  • Awesome track. Tho, i would love to get a list of all the "metal/rock" songs in EvE, oh and the Techno-song that have vocals in it. Sorta like a Prodigy-inspired track i think. Anyone care to help a fellow capsuleer out? :)

  • I may be an Intaki, but this is some good music. Maybe y'all ain't that bad....

  • @Herod13

    Intaki eh? You do know about the Caldari - Gallente war right?

    The Intaki actually supported the Caldari... and the Intaki are being left out of Gallente high-sec, their entire home region is in low sec!

    That shows how much the Federation cares about you...

    Join the State in their war against the Gallente and a free Intaki State might be a possibility after all. Allies to the Caldari.

  • @CompactDisc7227 Point made, point taken. But as opposed to others of the federation, I don't openly support nor oppose the Government. I simply wanna be left alone to do my mining. Perhaps if they piss me off enough I will consider the offer more heavily. But until then you'll find me around Odixie.

  • @Herod13

    I cannot blame you for not wanting to wage war, I didn't intend to myself. But unfortunate encounters with Gallente pilots have left me with nothing... now I will take my revenge, and I will not relent until the Gallente are utterly wiped out from space. The Mannar, Intaki and Jin-Mei should not have to suffer for the mistakes they made, I hope that once, they see the Gallente for what they truly are.

    Mordu's Legion and the Caldari-Gallente war is an inspiration to me, truly.

  • @CompactDisc7227 As odd as it may sound, Good hunting my friend. Revenge is something that will take quite some time, especially for a wish as large as the destruction of an entire faction. I wish you luck, and if you're ever around Odixie system, Feel free to say hi. The name's Marcus Amherst.

  • @Herod13

    I might just come on a visit some time =)

  • lol if u guys like the start of this type in dj fear - lsd

  • This is nice for some solo lvl4's :)

  • Aproching ace. gate....

    target, clic jump...

    caldary rock music start...

    EPIC BATTLE & EPIC WIN.

  • my favorite track ever in that powerfull game !!

    CCP, you rock !!

  • Guys, guys... the factions aren't meant to be analogues of Earth cultures. They're original in that sense. Sure, they borrow some traits from a wide spectrum, but trying to compare them to one and only one is a fool's errand.

  • let go of your dogs during a walk:

    thinking: "LAWNCH DROONES!!!!"

  • Hm, Amarr reminded me of dark ages Christianity but eh everyone looks at this differently :P

  • @Goraka91 read the back story... the ammar are what became of the catholics

  • iv said this last year and ill say it again... caldari= americans amaar= muslims and maybe jews. minmatar= africans and galente= anything thats not fukd up in this world. like the kind of countries seeking world peace.

  • @hamer1of1light Gallente are the brits. Think about it, Caldari ceded from Gallente, America ceded from Britain. Also the ideologies match too.