(All New) Republicans Say The Darndest Things (Greatest Modern Hits 2)

[Bomyster3000]

@ 02:26 I remember that India trip crap they were spewing all over the airwaves. I find it hilarious that how many people actual believe that mess.

[Ziru322]

God I'm ashamed to be breathing the same air as these complete idiots and traitors.

[thegill666]

bush always thought of new and came up with innovative ways to harm the american people

patriot act 1 and 2

[MrKingclownfish]

dude this guy from star county is nuts

[flickerman68]

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Seriously how do you ever get this asspuckering dumb without serious work? They would think better if they actually used drugs. This is natural ignorance at work at it most vile.

[TheForwardGaze]

That raving Ohio Republican should know that Albert Einstein was a socialist.

None of this is new. America has a long history of anti-intellectualism. The great American historian Richard Hofstadter wrote a book in 1961 called, Anti-intellectualism In American Life that everyone should read. And it's not just the right-wing. Many liberals suffer from this affliction, as well.

[sTRstRUK]

8:19 is definitely the funniest part

[comorade777]

I don't know whether if the Star County guy was serious or trolling the dumbasses sitting in that room

[incitebytes]

I think my all-time favorite moment in this video is at 11:14 when the bona fide crazy Republican candidate for Stark County Treasurer, Phil Davidson, strikes a pose not unlike that of Rolph (the young Nazi) in the Sound of Music, who, when he's caught throwing rocks at Leisl's window by Captain Von Trapp, snaps to his "Heil, Hitler" pose (search youtube or google: "YTP Sound of Music Rolf the Nazi" and view the scene at 00:12). Too funny.

[8611057107]

ahhh thank you so much...this made my day, or may be the week, or month :D

[sgdeluxedoc]

But the very last clip with DubYa is PRICELESS!

[sgdeluxedoc]

Hoo lordy I laughed soo hard when that Starr county guy came on.. man o man the tears of laughter wuz just rolling down.

Un frikkin bee leivable

[vaporcentre]

holy shit the guy from star county must really want that treasurer position...

[AlvinEinschwein]

It is called the big lie technique. Repeat the lie on media often over and over again until the ignorant think it must be true.

[cellusdawg]

Yes President Bush, you are correct. We Americans constantly think of new ways to harm our "own" country.

[KingFrankieD]

REPUBLICANS SUCK

[JRNJSM]

What the actual fuck. @10:00

[MrHaggis03]

Star County............LOL

[glasfurd31]

Did the guy from Starr County win?

[incitebytes]

@glasfurd31, No, sadly to say, he lost.

[glasfurd31]

I thought Bachmann was in the IRS. $200 million a day!

[Dantesierra]

How did the moon get there! !?? Lol so funny

[hbrookins1]

DemoRats phugged up the country. They should all be shipped to California where they can tax each other to death.

Republican = Teach a man to fish and he will eat for life.

Democrat = Give a man a fish you took from someone else and he will eat for a day (then vote for you)

[TheGrandeConde]

@hbrookins1

Nicely put hbrookins1.

Off course that statement is devoid of facts. You want to look at some facts? Ok:

-'Blue' states (like California) pay the largest proportion of taxes when compared to 'Red' States.

-The Midwest and the other 'Red' States receive the largest amounts of government subsidies than any other section of the country.

-Blue States have a much higher proportion of college graduates.

Republicans= Teach a man to fish, steal his fish, kill the man, blame Obama

[waspdundalk]

please nuke the south!

[Pinups2Showboats]

I'm glad as hell I don't live in Star County! lol....that dude was scary, I didn't think that even the pubs could be THAT retarded!

[incitebytes]

@Pinups2Showboats, By Republican standards, he's perfectly sane.

[Pinups2Showboats]

@incitebytes Ha,...good point! I like the way he keeps looking back to his notes, apparently he PLANNED to be that insain. I woulda thought he would blame it on emotion, but hell,...its in the script! lol

[sTRstRUK]

@incitebytes hahahaha classic

[giggilamour]

This bad shit bitch and that oxycontin popping limp balls pig needs to shut the fuck up!Who the fuck lie so much?I am not violent but I would gladly feed these brain washed zombies to some hungry blood thirsty dragons!That if dragons ever existed,just like the shit flying out of the bigoted mouthes of these uneducated inbred looney-turds.

[giggilamour]

This bad shit bitch and that oxycontin popping limp balls pig needs to shut the fuck up!Who the fuck lie so much?

[rbaird83]

The Star Country guy is hilarious.

[nashville1510]

why do people feel sorry for america? Even if our country in a depression we still have the biggest economy !

STFU AND WORRY ABOUT YOUR MESS OF A COUNTRY!

[thezinkcoo]

I feel sorry for Americans.

[Bucktooey]

@thezinkcoo we're so sad :C

[onesufi]

Star county may God have mercy on you



[matz107]

Dear Bill,

The big bang

[pcreator]

@matz107 ru offering to debate o on the merits of whether or not tbb is the new god and whether or not that is in the best interests of the american voters?

[matz107]

@pcreator i didnt say the big bang was a "new god." idk what you think the big bang is but 13 billion years ago the universe started expanding from a singular point to the universe we know today. and still is. anyway i was replying to him arguing that god must exist simply because the universe exists.

[matz107]

Michele Bachmann knows whats broke...... (N)

whats broke is our schools.

[av28523]

Wow ! Did I hear that the Afghanistan war started because Obama? Who the f**Ck believe these idiots. I can't believe these idiot republicans and their supporters. My GOD! This a specie of its kind and stupidity it its main characteristic.

[theeturnone]

i think Phil Davidson did a lil too much meth and whiskey before making that speech 8:20

[TheFunkadelicFan]

This is why the word "fucktard" was invented.

[brokenupsound]

Homo sapien is degenerating. The worst thing about your average Middle American Republican dummy is the crusader-like fervor. It's always the most ignorant individual who's the loudest. And they're told what they want to hear.

[abragasantos]

Hey guys, i'm portuguese.

Our country is said to be one of the most religious ones in Europe. Guess what? We have gay marriage here!

Listening that fat lady saying that she believes that obama is a muslim just tear my heart apart.

Being an european, i'm gonna ask you not to elect such a dumbass like michele b. The world's not gonna benfeficiate from more 4 years of retardment.

[jamie12320]

Let me make this clear. Obama's stimulus package worked because it kept us from receding into a depression.

[gigie555]

This is scary. Isn't this the same type of mentality that allowed Hitler to become Fuhrer of Germany? Republicans appear so dumb and unable to make credible arguments. And they will believe anything that suits their mindset.

[datKidwilliaM]

and another things, most of those GOP voters in this video look like they've never gotten laid a day in their life

[datKidwilliaM]

I think Jesus was a liberal hippie... Proof? His father taught him to love anyone, no matter what. Dude walked around in sandals all day, and I'm pretty sure he smoked natural happy grass that grows in that region. He had a part time job, but he spoke peace on earth. So next time someone says, "Jesus was the first conservative" smack that ho in the face with the bible. Conservative christians have flipped religion on its backside and raped the holy shit out of her.

[triixstar]

Well we republicans have chuck norris.

[MrZeeblop]

@triixstar hell yeah

[ShatteredObsession]

When your listening to teatards and so called conservatives all you"ll see is dumb people.



[wemakeemrunagain1]

I see dumb people...

[ftw522]

She said taj Mahal palace hotel Hahaha !!! How the fuck can anyone vote for this bitch

[tay1029]

LOL



[fonkymaster]

Dodged the fuck out of the SS question.

[TheBrindleBoxer]

@8:30, I think Phil Davison read "Adolf Hitlers guide to public speaking" before giving that speech.

[MrDaleaaaa]

if you piss off everybody in the wourld you have to be very very carefule everywhere you go .who aprooved the funds the ways and means commity

[eidius1989]

wow....just.....wow

[MrJungleboy58]

that stark county guy sounds like joe from family guy "LETS GET IT ON"

[tysonvslewis12]

where does it say that there is a seperation of and state? idk how about like right there in the begining! stupid lady, wow she is a joke

[Sweetannie379]

Ugh....I'm from Iowa and I must say, this first part of the video sickens me....please know that not all Iowans think this way...we have a vast history of being a very progressive state and a few want to see that go away....I am ashamed of these people

[Raxarax]

You need to move the annoying red text banners on the first video to the top or the bottom or something.

They are very annoying, I didn't even watch that vid because of them.

[incitebytes]

@Raxarax, Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. The text box on the first video IS ON THE BOTTOM already. I don't know what you're looking at -- maybe it's a problem with whatever you're using to view the video. If you can provide additional information about it, I'll take another look at it.

[Raxarax]

@incitebytes Ya, ur right, I don't know what's up with that. When I viewed the vid the last time it had 2 thick red banners that were links to the second video, and something else, I forget that were right in the middle of the screen, it was very annoying. Looks fine now though, watching, thx.

[cam21vw]

@Raxarax You realize you can close those, genius.

[Raxarax]

@cam21vw  Oh.....lol

[xinecallaw]

EVERYONE who came out and said it was going to cost 200$ million dollars aday are people YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER BELIEVE EVER!!!!!!!!!!! ON ANYTHING THEY ARE PIECE OF SHIT LIARS!!!!!!!!!

[omenroc1]

How come we have a sun and a moon and Mars doesn't have that? HAHAAHHAA

[OrganNLou]

It won't surprise me if Bachmann becomes president! People in America want a dumb president.

[omenroc1]

@OrganNLou - Evidence exists to support that statement. She can be like Bush.

[jesmarina]

incitbytes - you are SO RIGHT! USA is FUCKED! The people of USA are just to stupid.....Im sorry, but thats true. When Bush can get reelected, thats the sad truth!

[cedalton93]

oh shit..... this country is doomed...

[maybeso08]

damit why dont politicians care about america anymore why do citizens have to care the most

[endthedisease]

How come we have a sun and mars doesn't?

[incitebytes]

@endthedisease, Yeah, and how come we have a moon and Mars doesn't? Oh, whoops, Mars has 2, Phobos an Deimos.

[BeMyBigHero]

@incitebytes NO, NO! Silly! It's because the World is FLAT! Everybody knows that . . . .

[jesmarina]

@endthedisease - sor igth! He is a sad sad man. He doesnt know, so automatically he thinks that OTHERS dont know to. But we do little man....we acutally DO! But that is actually a very good way of explaining their mindset. Because they do know, how could others possibly know??.......the answer could be: "READING". Oh, but thats just for PINHEADS. Knowledge based on anything BUT the bible is just brushed of as hate! You in america NEED to stop these people!

[deathbird1202]

@endthedisease Seeing as the sun is in our solar system, It "belongs" to mars as well.

[TheFluffyDuck]

@endthedisease Because of little baby jesus!

[BeMyBigHero]

@endthedisease Silly!  Because the World is FLAT!

[endthedisease]

Quit electing your government officials based on their relationship with 2,000 year old dead Jew who claimed to be god and maybe you can actually get some intelligent leaders.

[pcreator]

@endthedisease can we elect based on how well our candidates have a relationship with the packages they sort?

[nvieira100]

@endthedisease Actually, the sad thing is the dead Jew didn't even claim to be God but the bum fuck retard elected government officials and their constituents still believe it! LMAO!!! What a bunch of bum fuck retards!

[Astrobrant2]

The people sitting in that room in Stark County listening to Phil Davison need to ask themselves, "Would I want to work for this guy?"

(I looked him up. He lost, thank God.)

[scutfargus]

The Republican nominee was quite entertaining. Separation of church and state is not in the constitution.

I do a "Say What" column each week on Flopping Aces. I have great quotes from both Democrats and Republicans each and every week; so far, for over a year, I have not been disappointed in finding a ton of material.

[hank309]

OMG!, I'm from Iowa and I am ashamed of these dumb ass people.

[incitebytes]

@LookAtMyComputer, You said, "The morons in this video are proof positive that my country is utterly fucked." Unfortunately, you are correct, sir.

[davcomcj]

Dr. Joseph Goebbels & Fox noise knows you MUST keep telling the lies over and over until they become truth. Look how many of those corporate stooges they have shoveling out the same load of crap day after day. Gourmet lies only the half-witted will fall for, thus the massive cuts in education.

[PhilipPorter]

Seriously, those fucking nuts are allowed to vote??? People who will believe anything purely because it bolsters their own beliefs are dangerous, not only to themselves but to their country.

Oh America...

[CyberSword13]

Oh Repubs.