Dave Chapelle Killing Them Softly Part 6

[EpifanesEuergetes]

Thanks for uploading.

[burnzyboy15]

i snuck in the club nigga!! pat her ass if you need me!!

[Thedrizzle404]

YESSS!

[anallsen]

NOOOO SIIIIIIIIII

[RedSandPalm]

you know a video is good if there are no bs comments on the first page

Thank you dave chappelle

[guruman5000]

you know the dude that yelled "YES" was white.

[SUiCide7thstreet]

David? We need to talk. FUCK!!!

[ProfessorBj2]

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!­!!!!

[chocmilkshake24]

you know you're getting old when you start finding things indecent and say things like "my GOD!"

[paintballkid454]

This is really awkward to listen to in a car with your parents. BUT ITS SO GODDAMN FUNNY

[lanasblue]

that was genius...hoes give birth to weed selling babies

[romperstompersaurus]

Now i know I'm a guy. I thought I was a girl. Crap. 

[fyte4luv808]

this made me forget about the bs of life

[SUiCide7thstreet]

David we need to talk. FUCK!!!

[BlackCritonella]

Thanx for the upload, Dave Chapelle is the man!!

[CARNAXHACKER789]

Let me see some- Dongdodongdongdongdondong!

[CARNAXHACKER789]

Let me see some- Dongdodongdongdongdondong!

[SpectreInk]

"FUCK!"

[permos12345]

When he said "thank you" not one person hesitated to stand up, including me.

[makpak]

what a great ending!

[loera84]

oh my god, her birth canal? dear god almighty...is that.......is that a baby?? hahahaha cant stop laughing!! great closer!!

[ShockwaveXT7]

"I snuck in the club, nigga!" xD

[Shorty15c4007]

Thanks Dave for cheering me up.

[saeedsnne]

Was planning to watch a movie...But before that clicked on Dave Chapelle's part 1 to see what it is about, After watching part one coulnt stop watching until part 6 haha this guys is one of a kind

[MrAncilsk8s]

David chappelle is so smart

[FreeFavl]

"Just pat her on the ass, and I'll come out!" :)

[UKPatriot2]

i got dat weed if ya need me!

[804insanity]

chip dont do it

[WK2999]

Dave Chapelle plz come back we miss you

[ZombieInLaw]

" I was fucking disguted but I couldn't turn away "

[66ott7]

5:14 YEEESSSSS!!!!!

[DanielGarcia5150]

ohhh !!! just becuz im dressed this way! doess nott! make me an officerr!

[oldtealeaf]

best comedian hands down

[SonGokuFan]

At 5:15. you can hear Lil Jon in the background.

[BaztardFree]

All the videos just dried up my fucking kidneys rofl

[Latisjanne]

So fucking hard to watch these at the office and try not to laugh too hard!!

[Thebeastwitin1]

thong contest yes!!!! dats wat i'm talking about!!!!

[steblo76]

Brilliant man, wish he comes back! Top notch comedian!

[ShardThaZ1]

"David, we need to talk.."

"Mah"

Hahahahaha xD

[Thereznap]

YOU ARE THE BEST DAVE.!

[timmytee12]

You can hear Lil John at 5:14 LOL

[humanconvertile]

"A thong contest"

Guy in background: "YYYEEESSS!!"

That made me laugh so hard.

[way2cool93]

@humanconvertile same here i was crackin up!! XD

[Enuroracer222]

DAMN!!!! LOOK AT DEM TITTIES! ha. 1:20 (If you keep replaying it it looks like he is just up there doing comedy and looks out into the crowd and sees a chick with huge titties. hahaha)

[Enuroracer222]

DAMN!!!! LOOK AT DEM TITTIES! ha.

[MistaBeatzBow]

I snuck in tha club niggaa!!!!!

I got that weed if u need me..... Just tap on her ass

[lakersfan1974]

little misunderstandings can happen

[MCsuperChristina]

I'm female and I love this video. Truth hurts baby, but the 12 dislikes, they aint feminists, they hoes!

[darkwiz666]

He should have said porn is up 10 points...it pertains to the joke way better... :3

[InsaneJohnny666]

@darkwiz666

wouldn't make sence porn isn't a stock that y he said if pussy was a stock

[DWaq32]

Today pussy plummeted again on the NASDAQ. Gold is up 10 points.

[d7d7zz]

press 1+3+4+8+2 fast then let it play

[bigylittle6197]

12 feminists watched this video.

[itachi005]

LMAO

[LukeyDucky]

press 9 or 8 repeatedly for a lot of butts

[crazybiscut]

that cop whore analogy gets me everytime 

[monstermunch26]

never see any comedian get such a reaction at the end. awesome

[daymyen]

4:00 XD!!!!!

[Thereznap]

THERE ARE VERY FEW GREAT ARTISTS. DAVE IS ONE OF THEM

[eddyeclips404]

her titties are all mashed together poppin out the top of her turtle neck n shit DAYUM look at dem titties

[MyGIFTED]

this is 11 years old and i still LMFAO like the very first time i watched it!!!!!!!!

[Lightenshi]

WHat does he say after 4:45 ???

[foolish42088]

@Lightenshi he says "no see! I got to do this see! HAAAHHWW SEEE!!

[Bijomaru1joker]

@ 5:15 the guy that yells YES laughed so hard my sides hurt lol.

[Bijomaru1joker]

Maaaa, Dave Chappelle is the funniest comedian, ever. Yes, thats right, Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............­...stop talking like that.....................stop talking like what copper, maa

[rg31andonly]

Standing Ovation !

Easily the greatest comedian of our generation.

[haltrman93]

I wonder if any slick bastard would have the cojones to heckle him, haha.

[TheNoraSunshine]

It was me and Bob. We was at safeway and then that nigga Bob said this. Then I punched that nigga and then I broke out!

[vict0r1ous]

item build for dota channel me

[4StringMF66]

true comedic genious

[lessavyfav1]

that was the best way he could have ever ended that show. god hes so fuckin funny

[bigtpackersfan]

It was me and Bob, and we was at safeway then that nigga Bob said this, and I punched that nigga and I broke out!!!! LMAO!!!

[mersault02]

@TheJcp1234 Dave definitely has a clear influence from people like Richard Pryor in his jokes buy none of these are taken from other people. He is a rare original.

[brooklynroca]

NO SEE!

I GOTTA DO THIS SEE-NO SEE!

[PokeIan2]

"Just because I'm dressed this way, does not mean I'm a police officer."

XD

[niqqppin]

the finale is genius

[Galvanizer67]

Amazing! The jokes were great.

[peetrwilson]

"I snuck in the club Nigga!" LMAO!

[joefam22]

yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss!!!!!! lmao

[TheJcp1234]

I love Dave, but he got most of his jokes from other comedians.

[Macktrocity]

@TheJcp1234 how does he get his jokes from other comedian's? he juss get's blazed as fuck and say's whatever comes to mind.

[jayclaren2100]

@TheJcp1234 really how can you even say that. You can't even say any other comedian that is even half as funny as dave is.

[kurplunk52]

Damnn i miss Dave :'(

[kcazm75]

lmao!! "i snuck in the club nigga!"

[MarissaRocks216]

...thong contest

YESSSSSSSS!

[swissones]

I just watched all 6 parts, and I dont I stopped laughing the entire time.

[xXSLUSHOXx]

@swissones

"and I dont I stopped laughing the entire time"

"and I dont I stopped laughing"

"and i dont I stopped"

[swissones]

@xXSLUSHOXx I dont think I*

[Adam781]

@xXSLUSHOXx Back to 4chan...

[ameenuk2000]

Wow he is really under rated. Other ppl who are half as good as he is are doing shows in australia england newzeland

[mpanty]

EPIC. just fu**ing epic.

[CapitalBhoy78]

DAVE CHAPPELLE = PROPER LEGENDARY COMEDIAN.

DANE COOK = PRICK LAMEASS CLOWN.

[1mpuls1v3]

1:57---- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! I love this ROTFL

[Ruinedbad]

Dave : blah blah blah .... Thong contest

Guy in crowd : YES!!!

[karutobi]

giant sign on your ass you get mad at me for reading it.

[weezy420flame]

DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!

[micolo123]

I gotta do this Seeeeeeeeeeee... NA SEEEEEEE

[TAVONUMBER7]

hahaha dave is just fucking hilarious

[darkowin]

u can tell that the crowd LOVES this man, they shut up when he is speaking, something niggers most definetly cant EVA do. Imagining heckling this guy, youd getch ya ass ownd

[DerickPlaysPS3]

10 people thought the dislikes button was a Dis i Like

[Xx420cannabis420xX]

I SNUCK INTO THA CLUB NIGGA!! I GOT THAT WEED IF U NEED ME

[MegaSmileyface97]

dam look at those tittys!! XD

[xXChuckNorrisXx98]

lol thong contest... YES!

[weezy420flame]

lmfao "i was fukn disgusted, but i couldn't turn away" hahaha fukn dave that niggas funny as hell!

[FayeFaye30]

Best stand up comedian of all time

plus, only black comedian since Eddie Murphy that can do a show without repeating the same lame played out "white people are stupid and women are all ho's"" jokes over and over again

[wayt47]

He is so crazy! Jus like a man...He aint know the birth canal not n the butt hole. LOL

[craigstafer]

lol, lil johns voice at 5:14-5:16

[DaComebakKid]

Dave Chappelle for President

[knucklescapricorn31]

Bahahaha!!! AWESOME!!!! :D

[vampireskaterdopey]

"Damn look at them titties"

[abdullazeidan]

david is a muthafucking legend.

[animanga1008]

it was the same baby from the projects lmfao

[itrustme69]

noo see.... I gotta talk like thus seeeee lol too funny

[blacktee31]

Wife: David, we need to talk.

Dave: FUCK!

[MzDancerr]

" Let me see some thong thu thu thong thu thu thong!" LOL

[alwayzstr8clownin]

loveee this nigga right here

[naro818]

I got that weed if you need me, just pat her on the ass and ill come out...

[hellgate327]

LOLZ the guy that yell's "YES" i was like yes he is right !!!!

[stoopkid911]

DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!!!! HAHAHAHAH

[Mitur486]

wheres that bitch when i need her, ima out!

[ShakkoX3]

"David, we need to talk..."

...

"FUCK!"

XD Fucking classic!

[drummerboycraig]

'They have this thing called the thong contest'

Guy at the back: 'YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS­S' LMFAO XD

[itsafiredrill]

LOL @ 5:13

[dfer159632]

3:18 from 3:24 by far the best moments in the video HAHAHAHA XD

[cmbuvi92]

so funny and so true

[emlamlz]

The best joke ever is the Terrorist calling the White House! That is pure genius! This guy is a Legend! Thanks for posting!

[hugojaycastro]

"DAIM! LOOK AT EM TITTIES!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[sheemeh]

GENIUS.PERFECTION

[Hoodfelon]

David..... We need talk.  FUCK!!!!!!! I feel like that when my woman wanna talk to me all the time.

[Zender1994]

Let me see that thong thong THONG THONG THONG!!!!!^^

[jethandavis]

DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!

Epic.

[380BLITZ]

lolz XD hahaha...."i snuck in da club nigga" lol dats my favorite part

[energiserrr1]

thts gotta be the best stand up ive ever seen

[Gamelunatic92]

Him and Chris Rock are my favs! ahhh, black comedy!

[snowballeffect]

"David, we need to talk"

"FUCK!!!"

priceless.

[clutchshooter31]

Did you hear the guy after he was like thong contest goo YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!???

[mastarule]

@clutchshooter31 I think he also said "scandalous"

[67Plush]

This(and delirious) might be the best overall, top to bottom, every-joke-funny stand ups in history.

Only other comedian that can be this funny with messages inbetween, is chris rock.

Dave is a legend......retired perfectly too

[thedirtyhippie01]

just because i'm dressed this way, does not make me a police officer.

[SuspicousVideo2009]

Personally think Dave is a better comedian than Cook, half the time Cooks lines will last for about 5 mins each, and by the time you hear the joke the shit isn't even funny

[jjk02VQ35]

toooo jokesss

[csand3rs08]

Dane Cook can lick my slick smooth balls. How fucking dare you compare the 2. Thats like saying Catholic Priest are great baby sitters !

[Irene00007]

Yep... Dave is another person I'll add to the list of people I'd like to have as a neighbour! I love the way he thinks.

...but I have to add that the part about women dressing "that way" is something that escaped him. If she's dressed that way, she's on the hunt for the guy with the Porches and if she replies to a guy that she's not that kind of a girl; it just means that she's not that kind for THAT guy!! You don't attract mates by looking frumpy and dumpy. ;-)

[suchafngentleman]

@Irene00007 not necessarily. i got a female friend who already has a boyfriend but when shes at the club she dresses whorish and admits it, but gets soooo frustrated when dudes walk by her an say damn or grab her.

[TheBlacksiphon]

@Irene00007 your so obviously a chick or homosexual its funny, no real man would bother posting what you just did hahaha. Basically what i just heard is, women are materialistic whores who will do anything for a guy with a porche including demeaning herself so long as she gets something out of it in the long run, right guys?

[aznbodstar]

@TheBlacksiphon your so obviously a 10 yea rold becuz no one that was of avredge intellegence would post that egotistic bullshit you just wrote its clear u havent had a girl friend in a hile that wasnt your right hand because iam a man but i completely disagree not all woman are like that in fact its assholes like you that make them like that with ur oh iam a realman shit no see a real man is a gentleman which youve made clear your not

[Irene00007]

@TheBlacksiphon Yep! Talking about "chicks who dress that way" anyway. In case you haven't noticed; there are plenty of Anna Nicole Smith types out there and just as many stupid men with major hard-ons for them. People get what they deserve...

[CARNAXHACKER789]

@TheBlacksiphon No. Seriously, try askin some chick she loves you, jump her. If I find you in prison, I'll bail you out and say I TOLD YOU SO! If not, I'm a doofus.

[elextaterrestre]

DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES HAHAHAHAHAHA

[19AnDrEw19]

@elextaterrestre just because i'm dressed this way does not make me a cop

[weloveyoueminem]

Kind of funny how the two best comedians alive (Dane cook and Dave Chapelle) have the initials D.C

[chicanoblvd]

@weloveyoueminem dane cook is horrible man, dont put him next to dave, he is genius.

[wizfan92301]

@weloveyoueminem dane cook is wack yo!!!

[dlogan93]

@weloveyoueminem FUCK DANE  COOK

[TheBlacksiphon]

@weloveyoueminem ya dude, i envy how simplistic you are when it comes to comedy. You do realize Dane Cooks nothing more than a terrible ripoff of Jim Carrey right?

[Slayermagic]

@weloveyoueminem

dont compare dane cook to dave chapelle, no comedian stands up to dave!

[thebizzbee]

david.. we need to talk..

FUCK!!!!

lmfaooooo

[mhks68]

@thebizzbee best quote everrrrrr!!!

[Cmhardy713]

1:18

[theinoccent1]

@urmomisacunt They Dont have problems, they're just deaf. . . . . . .

[Inferno41]

lol 5:15 "eeeeeYES"

[joemastaj]

2:16 jus because i dress this way doesn't make me a whore.. jus because i dress this way doesn't make me a police officer.. lmfao!!!!!

[439613]

@joemastaj

it was pretty profound, wasn't it? hahaha

[xxDeathInDaFleshxx]

DAMN LOOK AT DEM TITEES!!!! LMFAO!!!!

[urmomisacunt]

The 10 people who disliked this vid has problems

[izzyfig]

funny ass shit

[CRUC1F1CAT1ON]

I GOT THAT WEED IF YOU NEED ME :P: :P

[jiffinbigles]

What a baller

[GARD8605]

funny ass shit i fucking love it

[Kingahthecastle]

lol, the same baby from the corner!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL!

[badboy593]

@38GencFenerli "Your humour level isn't compatible to the awesome jokes of Dave Chappelle. You are still a kid." maybe there is "something wrong with" me but i tend to have a problem when people post these kind of "opinions" on my comments.. oh and p.s. you spelled humor and his last name wrong!