Real Life Twitter 2: Celebrity Tweets

[swimma3000]

lol last 1 was tha funniest

[ForsakenSora]

That's awesome



[fondantfreak08]

HAHAHAHA! Love the reaction of the dude about the third world country thing. xD

[iLiKeCeRe]

dan: pretty sure im connected to the mooooooooooooooooooooon

dude on the pole: dafuq?

[MrChAceofspades]

This such a great idea

[moriad02]

Fur coats and shit

[ficklestyx]

241 people didn't go to ENGLAND - they went to LONDON.

[MmeLuella]

O my god.

[WinterHalloweenRose]

I'm amazed he didn't get beat up.

[MrWhite240]

But DO ants have dicks?

[ioripl]

So, do ants actually have dicks?

[silentbob82]

1:20 .... 'Wait..what did he say?!?'

[CelloJello555]

@TheYesman71 so it's not just me... Whew!

[TheYesman71]

1:38 holy shit almost thought that was emma watson

[swimma3000]

Lolololol....dan is sooo funny

[TheWhoafish]

im going to like every other comment because i don't like the current top comments.

[LAMFi1ms]

Do ants have dicks?

[DayTripper2996]

i hate to say it, i really do, but Beiber's tweets made the most sense and were the most normal

[TheNarutojr]

NO! i didn't go to england,i went to LONDON!

[februaryborn]

50 cent is hilarious

[BiggestJedwardFan]

Lol at snookis tweets xD

[ninjahQK]

"Fur coats 'n shit."

[AEMoreira81]

When it''s appropriate, press 5! You're welcome.

[shanedawsonfan28]

@ 1:51, that guy looks like KiD CuDi O_o

[za1Nty]

1:51 LOL

[Holligan878]

BALLS!!!

[ITSALOVESQUARE123]

Do ants have dicks?

[callmedishdogz]

Paris Hilton tweet cracking me up now XD

[bsbgirl211]

50 cent tweets made my day hahahaa

[MrPayettte]

fur coats and shit

[Smyyusuf]

50 cent is a douche.

[AK47VSM162010]

Do MORE!!

[MsWatchesyoupee]

Fur coats and shit XD

[Mischief58]

oh paris you moron. and i love the dude whos smokings reaction to the 50 cent tweet. he was like WTF?!?!

[hmshark]

the guy who's smoking's reaction to the 50 Cent tweet xD

[table12345654321]

I wish Dan was my friend...

[carringtonpadgett]

Please do a third one!!!

[JxSEXYx]

lol look @ the black guys face

[simplenamehere]

well... do ants have dicks. Someone get Bill Nye the crystal Meth guy in here to answer us

[MoniqueSupreme92]

Diddy's tweet is actually great to yell in public.

[arthurleon1387]

...we never found out if ants have dicks...

[KCOLORAD]

"here is a clean glass of water"? God I hate 50 cent -.-

[carringtonpadgett]

Definitely do twitter in real life 3!!

[1fosteraus]

more please

[mightytaco123]

how is paris hilton famous any way?

[geegeezlouis86]

@mightytaco123 ...You know who she is, right? That pretty much answers your question.

[mightytaco123]

@geegeezlouis86 well people know me must mean im fAMOUS TO

[geegeezlouis86]

@mightytaco123 Millions of people know you because you've been on TV/in magazines a lot, too? Cool.

[Beastlybowser4444]

1:47 - 1:54 the best

[6c685]

twitter in real life 3 please!

[uniquekeanu]

Amanda Bynes... Me Gusta :D

[WackedOutWebb]

Excelcior

[scrappy452]

Omfg that was funny shit!

[Asianboy43]

Fur coats 'n' shit.

[LordOff1s]

that was actualy epic

[Art1cM0k3yz]

MOARRR !!

[themustardbaron]

2:01 The pink midget is like..."Wait..WHAT?"

[512nissen]

50 cent sounds like an asshole

[kekelah]

@512nissen he is one

[ThePivotPirate]

@thundersin1 Correction, 50 cent is my hero

[Instintaneous]

@ThePivotPirate Correction, Your hero is an asshole.

[ElPoetaMusical]

Wow, 50 Cent is a douche! Hahahaha

[bsbgirl211]

my fav is 50 cent at 1:20, hahahhahahahha

[shibukisama]

Kanye's tweets man, lol

[hollyhuffstutler]

Oh kanye...

[renshii422]

1:18 the guys reaction LMFAO. best part. he's like WTF?!

[punkifyanddorkable]

I just realized he was on the NYC "high line" I love it there!!!!

[WingnutDishwasher]

"Pretty sure I'm connected to the moon!"

David Lynch is amazing.

[MAKKEBAKKE]

Dan is a god

[850GROW]

Follow my homegirl @DJSPYDA10 very funny tweets n she follows bak

[hellterminator]

Excelsior!

[VangaurdTDS]

LMFAO i laughed so fucking hard when he said im getting one of the 3rd world bitches!

[SasukeItachiLuver101]

Lmfao I want more of this! Part 2 please!

[SaRa212387]

its between 50cent and kayne...fucking hilarious..and i did like the snooki one about her eyelashes the dude was like wtf??

[CrayonMan100]

Press 3 then 5 "It smells like DICKS!"

[gostyeti6]

love is like a brick ... you can build an house .... or you can sink a dead body XD

[GeorgeOWashington]

Sometimes I fuck with my tims on.

[nett103]

MOAR!!!!

[AngelBob11]

YES!!!!!

[jennieforever15]

this is HILARIOUS! ;D

[XDpeanutbutterjelly]

tweet

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

MOAR!

[starberrylynx]

XD LOL!!

[ttorio9]

the twitter videos are my favorite!

[KB24ts6]

she wont have high standards, here is a clean glass of water!!

[hallokity123]

@KB24ts6 expentations not standards...

[dreamtheatersg18]

@hallokity123 that's not even a word...

[hallokity123]

@dreamtheatersg18 tell that to dan, he said it..

[0mp0y]

LOL!

I didn't go to England! I went to London!

[Roxy2348]

Lmao!

[SaRa212387]

@MissB3hav3n best tweet ever tommy lee is hilarious!!

[SaRa212387]

ahahahaaaaaaa!!!! soooo funny!!! lmfao

[AnonimusGam3r]

Fur coats and sh*t.

[mcm12330]

No I didn't go 2 england, I went to london..... :)

[DblSwrdUser]

i jus realize :

press 2 + 5 = "understand + dicks"

press 3 + 5 = " it smells like + dicks"

btw i like the last part lol

[Subwayfanboys]

50 cent has the funniest ones

"imma get me one of them bitches from a third world country. at least you won't have high expectations. heres a clean glass of water baby LOL"

[Tablo0213]

Kanye's were the best.. Lol

[littlegino10]

EXCELSIOR

[64talb]

fur coats and shit

[ds89tx]

Lol Kanye's such douche.

[ds89tx]

"EVERYONE LOOK AT PICTURES OF MY CAT!!" hahahah still gets me.

[ayumicorrine]

lol

[zevling]

ohh so it does do something it makes them way funnier for us hahahaha

[TheScarletRose]

"Sometimes I fuck with my Tims on"

[Sanaa2k]

Paris Hilton: "No no i didn't go to England i went to London" she is so fucking dumb

[Markunator]

@Sanaa2k I don't believe she said that. I mean, yes she's dumb, but she can't possibly be THAT fucking dumb!

[nigazig]

paris went to london not england

[Pointburn]

1:17 The black guy is like.. "Wait..WHAT!?"

[wealldieeventually]

@Pointburn ...what black guy?

[Lokoboy84]

@Pointburn Wait.. what black guy!?

[iceyalicious]

@Pointburn yeh me too: Pretty sure i get ... what...?... ..naked to the moon? or.... make it to the moon? :p (mustbedeaf swwy for asking though)

[BasedGodNiggah]

moar of this please!

[lorieshep]

my favorite.. no no I didn't go to England.. I went to London!!

[WebbGnome0]

It takes chutzpah to be this funny.

[linklw]

0:49 i have been there!

[aldriankain]

He needs to make a line of videos based soley on this winningness.

[mexico4evah]

if you would have did tyler the creator tweets you probably would be arrested

[sleepwelltonight1]

that sleeping with third world guys face was hilaaaaarious :L

[eerereps]

lol! "fur coats and shit..."

[DefenestrateWindows]

more of this now please

[aldriankain]

@DefenestrateWindows YES!

[Dentark1]

There is a certain necessity for more of this

[pinkfloydrule27]

Did Paris Hilton seriously say that?!

Wait. Why am I surprised?

[ahkalkoot001]

LOOOOL

[StrongIntelligent]

Guy at 1:20 needs his own show.

[omnjrcm]

best part 20-22 37-38 51-52 53-54 XD

[CodenameZues]

I wish I was around Union Square & Chelsea that day....

[rager86]

1:02 the girls not freaked out, she's laughing her ass off seeing the asian guy trying to act all cool and play it off in front of her xD

[OnigiriQQQ]

no one EVEN listening!

[C4rrotProductions]

press 5 for lolz

[92gamingfreak]

1:52 Kid Cudi ?!?

[GEX1040]

@92gamingfreak Well it might be ( especially with him being the man on the moon and everything and that David Lynch tweet) but I don't think it's him

[92gamingfreak]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

" no no i didn't go to England, i went to London "

[cahanw]

Press 3, 9 and 5 for "smells like my mothers dicks"

[MrRoboto406]

press 5

"dicks..."

*awkward science*

[velawesome]

Excelsior!!!

[XApoLoX]

press 3 and 5 for smells like dicks xD

[capsicumoleoresin]

haha oh dan, i love you so.

[PaperComedy]

Press 5 for dicks!

[KrunkDuck1]

heres a clean glass of water baby!

[random5299]

fur coats and shit <---nuff said.

[Vendoman500]

sometimes. i fuck with my tims on

[RAMMSTEINSC]

Love is like a brick, you can built a house or you can sink a dead body...O.O

[BazingEnergy]

LMFAO

[wolfspain2]

why does some faces are censored and others aren´t

[frosenhaka]

@wolfspain2 if someone sais he or she doesn't want to be shown they have to blur that person :)

[2Addicted2YT]

@wolfspain2 As what @frosenhaka said but I'll add that the couple blurred probably asked not to be shown because they are probably fuck buddies and don't want their wife or hubby to find out.

[hammer13ful]

Please do another one of these!!!

[NathanEmanuelS]

This should be a longer series lol.

[BlackOpsElite1]

lol " Sometimes i like to fuck with my timbs on " the girls face XD

[joppesmurf]

HAHAHA the face of the hobo/junk is hilarious XD

[tuborgfreak]

hahahaha fucking awesome!:)

[sockman534]

Keep pressing 5 haha

[SpizzTrizzOpinions]

you only read ONE of Lady Gaga's! :O lol

[mIsSkOoLkAtAbLe]

press 9 wait till he says "the" then press 5.

[AEMoreira81]

Let the video load fully, then when you hear:

Everyone look at pictures of my---

I'm a teenager, I'm doing---

I like chocolate---

Sometimes, I f**k with my---

...press 5 for the win! You're welcome.

[blueeyesaf]

LOL, YES!!!! MORE!!!! We want more!!!

[GoreKayke]

Some of those are just way too long for the character limits.

[LieselDraper]

@GoreKayke

None are actually.

[HockENut88]

do ants have dicks? she is so stupid yet HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS DOLLARS RICHER. FML

[jmsjjj]

My favorite part was 0:00 to 2:16

[navolas2]

Fur coats and shit.

[tripleplay1882]

Wow, 50 Cent is a straight up douche

if u keep pressing 3 u will get the knew justin bieber song