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  • Derren: "yea i'll crawl around on all fours and bark like a dog"

    Phillipa: "doesn't take a lot"

    he already had her

  • FAKE and GAY!

  • is it me or does derren brown look like cramer from mad money....

  • What did that girl at right wanted him to say?

  • this is bullshit. the old man have choosen the page that were already opened in the past, you can see it, the page 89 can't close at all, left a space and the guy pick that page O: lucky one

  • Derren Brown's written that he thinks speed reading is bull, just learning to skim, and if you can't read a book like that in 20 minutes, how on earth can you memorize it? this has to be a trick, but he doesn't usually just flat out lie like that... well sometimes... this is gonna drive me nuts.

  • Apparently Derren Brown can take your freaking tie off while distracting and bewildering you through various methods of misdirection.... I THINK he could manage a hidden camera on that pleasant little librarian (while getting him camera ready...) Now all you need is an earpiece... and andy nyman, or someone reading in your ear.

  • Remember that Derren Brown is an illusionist. He didn't memorize the whole dictionary. I bet he just memorized a few pages. He did a mind trick to get the person open on the page he wants to. For a clue on how he does it listen and watch the numbers that appear. When the clip starts there is a picture of the library clock tower pointing at 10 o'clock. Then he talks with the person that there are about 16 million books in the library. What page does he open the book at? 1016.

  • so derren has a photographic memory?

  • You're ALL retarded, he simply opens the book wide at 2 or three pages somewhere in the middle of the book, and memorizes them. It's creased in the center, so when the old dude opens to a random page, it'll be one of the pages he opened wide, I do it all the time with my Led Zeppelin music notes book, turns to Stairway every time ;D

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  • The British library has over 16 million books and every single one of those books is in English? A tad chauvinist maybe?

  • @MenteChinga The Sate Lenin Library in Moscow has 32 million books, and all of them in Russian. What's you point?

  • he hasnt memorized every book in the library he just read the person's mind as he was reading it

  • ~*WOW@THE OLD MAN'S FACE WHEN DERREN WAS LIKE "WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE DONE" ROFLMFAO!!!! LAWD...THE SHOWMANSHIP IS RIDDICULOUSLY HUMOROUS*~

  • could he not do his suggestion to simply make the man choose that word in the dictionary and then that book and the sentence etc.

  • I'm not soo much into photographic memory, but im good with pornographic memory

  • the intro is so lol... yes...yes i can. *grins

  • haha listen to Darren as he leaves the ladies: "We'll have a drink later on".. haha this man is a pimp.

  • THE ultimate book test...

    !

  • Photographic reading, or having a photographic memory, is nothing new. Though rare, its something people are born with and develop, not something you can learn

    The real intelligence for me in this clip was the old guy's response. As a librarian he is envious of the talent, but; "as a human being, I am happy (to be able) to forget.

    Wisdom on the spur of the moment. Thats class.

  • i love Derren and his mind tricks, but this looks like a setup to me nd as derren sometime refers in his shows - showmanship..to impress his audience.

  • What a big load of bullshit.

  • Lols i ask him for a slip of what he had

  • I want Derren to go against Zoolander....LOL

  • Photographic memory - he explains how it's done in there. I've read some books about that, I tried for a month and still can't get notable results.:( My memory improved slightly though..

  • Awesome!

    The librarian's response at the end was pretty cool too.

  • is he autistic?

  • how in the world are people soooo stupid to believe this B S. any one of you dum guys try it and see if it works thats so obiously a fake .

  • @ssech6 wow you dont really know much or your being oblivious. search this on the internet. its called photographic memory. i can do it (not as well as him though). if you practice on how to do it, then you my friend, can do it too.

  • omg... i would do almost anythign to be able to do that. This would be so usefull in school and places like that.

  • ummm... Derren Brown admitted that he is gay...

    sooooo wtf?

  • Don't hurt yourself.

  • it's mostly pschology that he think in certain age thinks and how does the mind work

  • wth is this lol?

    "i thinkk...you....*abracadabraaa­a* ..LIKE A SENSE OF HUMOUR!"

    OH no wai how'd you guess that!! thats so deep and original, wow sense of humour really how in the world couldve you guessed =O

  • born gifted just like the others.. :D

  • I bet I could read a book off the reflection of that guys glasses too.

  • people are always saying can you use your skills to get extraordinarily beautiful women into bed? well...... YES YES I CAN HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Derren is actually gay and no, I'm not joking or flaming.

  • why people are givinf thumbs down, its true, check the web!

  • ye but does it really matter.... he got some crazy skill...thats the thing that matters if u ask me

  • Holy shit that trick is useful I could pass any exams I want :)

  • @jimboybaboy takes a couple of months to master this technique though

  • He just memorised the book, hes done it before, if you are in the UK 4OD has all his shows watch "The Gathering"

  • @vas876 what if your not in the uk? any where i can watch it in canada?

  • @vas876 damn im not in UK but i got to the 4od site only to be rejected in my location. Do you know of any other sources?

  • how do those 2 things work?

  • with runescape

  • And since homosexuality is not seamingly about to vanish and seams to have been around for 10000 years in human history, nature seams to propose, that in some way, homosexuality in a society is evolutionary very stable and therefor absolutely natural. Admittadly a single homosexual is less likely to reproduce then a heterosexual but as a society as a whole, evidence suggests, that it is an important part of our species and possibly helps reproduction as a whole.

  • are you people SERIOUSLY arguing about homosexuality? why here? why ... now? you know what pisses me off?that in america, prop 8 was passed...ARGH....let them people marry and crap people! it's natural, for...happiness to be a priority.

  • Yes because public oppinions are historically situated, but that doesen't mean it's not possible to debate them rationally. In my oppinion the tolerance about homosexuality is a genuine progress. If some people who are supportive of it now, would have been against it 20-30 years ago - so what?

  • @LeviathanRisingUp while i agree to let them do whatever they want because we are not anothers judge. i fully disagree with your statement that it is natural. it is as natural as any other disablility or deformity.

  • @mswagg30 i didn't say it was natural to be homosexual. I said it was natural for anyone to find their own happiness. it's natural for everyone to do what makes them happy.

  • @LeviathanRisingUp after re-reading your last post, i see what you were saying. well said as well.

  • @LeviathanRisingUp Happiness is overrated.

  • @LeviathanRisingUp Did You Know Derren Brown is Gay?

  • @bassproshots Is that relevant?

  • @LeviathanRisingUp

    "it's natural, for...happiness to be a priority."

    But it isn't natural to be homosexual. You can't just take the good and throw away the bad.

  • @jmann114 You're right, but that also makes you a pessimistic. Either two choices, live and try to be happy, or live a crappy life. it's actually a choice and D. Brown taught me that. Good luck either way

  • @LeviathanRisingUp

    How does make me a pessimist? You're throwing words in my mouth.

    Why does that mean you have to live a crappy life? It is a choice, but the wrong choice. The mentality that it has to be a crappy life is exactly what I'm talking about. Do you just everything D. Brown says and apply it to your life? If D. Brown goes straight would you?

  • @LeviathanRisingUp

    [continued...] The fact that you called me a pessimist is laughable. We live in a world of good and bad decisions. Just because I take the good and the bad doesn't mean I'm a pessimist. To throw away the bad to just keep the good would make you detached from reality. I'd rather be a pessimist than be detached from reality.

  • @jmann114 Well, i'm sorry mommy and daddy didn't love you when you were younger. Yes I said that to be mean. The point of my original post was to state that everyone was entitled to their own voices, opinions, style of living, and of course their right to live however way they want to. Go watch some nascar and drink some beer cause that's probably the lifestyle you probably know. and no, i'm not being serious.

  • @LeviathanRisingUp

    Of course you're entitled to it.

    I'm entitled to go fondle an 8 year old girl does that mean it's okay? The fact is you're so pissed off that prop. 8 got passed preaching "let them people marry and crap" but when are we able to get our say in it? In this day and age you can't be against anything or you're a bigot. It's hypocritical. I'm sure if we had straight pride parades it would be outlawed. Lmao.

  • @jmann114 well, my ill informed little buddy, but prop 8 was passed, saying that marriage can only be conducted between man and woman. It seems rather selfish. but yeah the straight pride parade would probable be allowed, it's just no one has the balls to say it

  • @LeviathanRisingUp

    I just said in my last comment that prop. 8 was passed.

    Lol it's not selfish. It's just some people think it's not right. WHAT!? Shocker, I know. It's nothing personal though. I found out one of my friends I've known since I was a little kid was bisexual about a week ago. We had a talk and I was honest with her. I told her I wouldn't ever judge her for something like that, but I was honest with her. I told her how I felt personally about it and she was fine with it.

  • So saying that homosexuality is unnatural, is simply a lack of understanding of the word. I asume, that are basing your argument on some form of darvinisme, about how reproduction is the core principal of life and so on. Now one thing about darvin is, that he doesnt say, this form of a certain species, like the absolute alphamale, is evolutionary ideal and the others will all be eradicated. He says that a constelation, a group of slightly different animals are evolutionary stable.

  • I also do not think you know enough about evolution to comment on it.

    And it's darwin, not darvin. Small mistake.

  • the fuck does this have to do with memory.

  • i agree! i'm reading and I'm like, what the hell?

  • Holy shit Derren, that's approaching Savant-like ability there...

  • these women are drop dead gorgeous

  • these girls are stunning.... :)

  • im glad i can forget haha very nice!

  • Hmmm I'm pretty sure you could do some mental exercises and eventually achieve that level of recall. Mine is more selected but if whatever I'm reading holds some sort of relevancy (in other words if it's interesting), I can usually recall any of it. Strange how I can't remember what I ate for lunch 2 days ago, but I can remember a conversation word for word from 9 years ago. The human mind is crazay.

  • the thing is that you can t prove that... and we all can remember what we eat 2 days ago... if you try

  • "There are, I believe, 16.... million books in this library."

    That pause had the "16" planted in the guy's head so he'd pick page 1016.

  • lol

  • Regardless whether or not he memorizes the words, is it even possible to read every word in that dictionary in 20 minutes?

  • yes

  • Hes making a mental image of the whole page, meaning all all the shapes that lie on that page, he then looks at the mental image in his mind and reads off of it. Obviously he can't remember every single word in the dictionary.

    Look up photographic memory if you're still confused.

  • Can this skill be learned?

  • The first guesses work because they work for the vast majority of women.

    'Sence of humour is important' and they all giggled. Come on - every girl thinks that!

  • only the sense of humour guess could be scrutinised the rest were obviously very impressive

  • im glad i can forget, good quote from that guy

  • Derren: "Are you gay?"

    Random guy: "...I don't know any more you frickin' jedi"

  • rofl!

  • looooool

  • ha thats true

  • Because of the last one, when he is in the library? he claims to use his photograpic memory

  • why is this show named memory?

  • The trick he does, is he gives a subliminal message, when he says: i believe there are SIXTEEN... million books in this library. So the guy looks trough the dictionary, feels comfortable at page 1016, which is the only page Derren memorized.

  • I was looking out for such subliminal messages, saw that sixteen one but no others. did anyone catch any others?

  • Might be a few more, but not recorded... You dont know what he said to the guy as introduction before the camera is turned on..

  • THe funny thing is that he's not actually photoreading. He's doing a booktrick, which I dont know how it works. If you read his book "tricks of the mind", you'll see he actually quite disagrees with everything they teach at a photoreading course. He also tells that it doesn't work and that it's a rob of money

  • I don't know why, but I have heard quotes about Derren where he said lots of things are nearly crap, but he most certainly is using them as well (eg: NLP, hypnosis). He probably has a greater understanding than the instructors, though, because of all the other skills he has, and it helps to take bits of these other ideas and just keep the grains of truth.

    If you see Trick or Treat, I think season 2 episode 1, he teaches another guy to photoread, but you can see clues about how it's very dfrnt

  • how dyu know he's gay?

  • interested??? ha just browse the web,,there are a lot of articles!!!

  • yep

  • If he were straight would you write "Derrens a heterosexual?!" or would you not? If not, then why is his being homosexual so surprising? What's the difference?

  • It's called a fucking joke. I have nothing against gays. lol. I am saying straight guys would love to have his skills.

  • ^ Not for you, sorry. Wrong reply.

    To eXcommunicate1979: On the face of it, someone who writes that thinks being homosexual is unnatural. Why other else write it if you have nothing against gay people? Seems odd to me.

  • Homosexuality is all over nature. How is it unnatural?

    There are fewer sterile people than not. Is being sterile unnatural? How about being red headed? Is that unnatural?

  • Derren Brown *is* gay. A lot of things among humans are a low statistic like being red headed or left handed or gay. I don't know why you're picking on gay people unless you're a closet gay yourself who's close-minded and homophobic.

  • You keep calling gay people unnatural. There's no substantial reason to say this. Your gay friends shouldn't be friends with someone who has such a low opinion of them. You keep insulting me while you're the one who is being cruel. Go bother someone else.

  • why are you taking offence to that!

  • Because... gays are... people?

  • i see that, but nothing he said was offensive to gays, i get ALLOT of hatemail from homophobes because i defend gays allot on youtube, but this is not offensive, he's clearly stating that a straight person would have fun with this talent, which he would, and the fact that Derren is gay, makes that particular talent less useful

  • He said gays are "statistically" unnatural. I disagree.

  • I can't find him say anything relatively close to that in the sentence, "It's a shame that a guy with Derren's abilities is gay. He could get pussy 4 lyfe. Straight men everywhere are jealous."

    he merely pointing out, as I have said, that a man of a heterosexual nature would have more of a use of the ability to be able to focus in and see what attracts a girl and find out a pick up line that has worked on her in the past, he is stating that a man of a homosexual nature wouldn't have use for

  • that because he does not find women sexually appealing, Derren Brown is gay, he doesn't find women appealing (well, not that I am aware of), so he is saying that that is a wasted talent

  • "What the hell, it is unnatural. Not morally but statistically. "

    You're talking about a different subject.

  • What's to disagree with?

    That's a fact.

  • What's a fact? Gays are a low statistic (as being left handed is), but it's not unnatural to be gay. That's a fact.

  • "The only time animals in nature have ever been known to exhibit homosexual behavior has been in controlled situations where the opposite sex is not present, when a state is induced, or when the opposite sex is not present in nature or they are rejected by said sex in the process."

    That's incorrect. Perfect example why? The bonobos.

  • Um... it's an ends to a means. It's not a true case of homosexuality. Bonobos do it to relieve tension in their groups. It's in no way an exclusive preference of same sex over, which is what homosexuality is.

  • Some people (and probably other animals) can't help not being solely attracted to the same sex. It's just what happens due to nature and nurture.

  • There is no such thing in animals. We shouldn't look to animals for cues on how to live, but no, as I said before, it doesn't exist outside of humanity.

  • Can you cite that?

    After all, WE'RE animals. It's not so out of the question other species are similar in this aspect. Homosexual behavior has been seen in over 350 species. Perhaps some animals in those species are like this only.

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  • I'm telling you bigfoot doesn't exist and you're asking me to cite it. The burden of proof is on you. Show me bigfoot.

  • We're not talking about Bigfoot.

  • ... it's a metaphor for something that doesn't exist.

  • You said no animals besides humans can prefer only one sex. You need to cite that. Have any scientists discovered this trend in nature? That it just doesn't exist outside of the human race? Or are you making it up?

  • You can't prove something doesn't exist. But you can assume it doesn't exist until it's shown to exist. That's your burden, not my own.

  • We're not talking about proof. Scientists would notice if something that occurs among humans does or doesn't occur among other species. Since homosexuality has and is occurring in other species it's safe to assume a being in them can be homosexual.

    Why? Because humans are animals and it occurs in *our* species.

    You have the positive assertion that it only occurs among humans. That we're somehow different from the others in this aspect.

  • Ok... no. There's more holes in that logic than I care to count. To start with, according to your logic, serial killers and pedophilia are natural, since it happens in human culture. That's not a logical statement.

  • Yes, they *are* natural. Are they harmless? No. Is homosexuality harmless? Yes.

    Please, to compare homosexuality to those two is beyond ignorant.

  • Who is comparing homosexuality to those  two ethically? I'm showing how ridiculous your argument is.

  • My argument in saying they're natural? Well... they occur in nature. They are natural.

    It seems you don't know the definition of "natural".

    Homosexuality is natural.

  • No... it seems you don't know the definition of natural. Just because humans do something doesn't make it natural. There's a reason why the word UNNATURAL exists. It's silly logic to think he did A., A. must be natural because he's an animal.

  • They're not natural because certain animals do them. After all, we're animals.

    It's natural if they occur in nature. Our whole planet is nature.

    But this is a technicality.

    What you're meaning is that they're uncommon.

    But so is being sterile. So is being left-handed. Why aren't you saying those are unnatural?

  • Um... being sterile IS unnatural. Being left-handed is uncommon. Having three arms IS unnatural. Can you make the distinction?

  • And you're using circular logic. You're saying there are humans that are gay, and humans are animals, therefor it's natural to be gay.

    That's no different than saying god is always right because the bible says god is always right and the bible is the word of god.

  • It doesn't matter that we're animals. Homosexuality is all over nature. It is natural. It doesn't hinder species. That's not circular, it's common sense.

    Having three arms is a mutation error. Homosexuality is not. It occurs much, much more frequently that three arms does.

  • Because homosexuals can STILL reproduce. In fact, for the ones who choose not to, it helps our species not overpopulate.

    And self injury (cutting is ONE form of it - the wrists is ONE particular area for it) is a self coping method in order for the individual partaking in it TO survive. Whereas suicide is not.

    Common sense is not circular. If something is in nature, it's natural. This is deduction.

  • Um... no... homosexuals cannot reproduce. The only way is the unnatural way, and considering those methods did not exist thousands of years ago, it stands to reason that homosexuality is in direct contrast with your replication value... unless unnatural means are introduced. Hence, it's not natural to begin with.

  • Of course they can. Just because they're attracted to the same sex doesn't deny them having sex with the opposite sex to reproduce. (And anyway, there is recent scientific news same sex people COULD produce their own children in the future.)

  • Nope. They can't. They can implant an egg in their abdomen but it doesn't change the fact that it requires a fertile female egg in the first place... which, da da da... they can't produce without a fertile female.

    Male and female are interlocked this way.

    And by the way, the "population control" argument is always a ridiculous one imo... By that logic, Hitler was population control.

  • Same sex people can possibly one day produce children of their own:

    lifesitenews(dot)com/ldn/2008/­feb/08020103(dot)html

    "In a handful of labs across the world, biologists are trying to make genetically male cells develop into eggs, and female cells into sperm. If successful, their efforts might one day allow lesbian and gay couples to have children that are genetically their own," the report continues.

    What was that you were saying about that they can't?

    The Hitler reference is pathetic.

  • The hitler reference is pathetic. That's the point. It's showing that your argument is pathetic. It's attacking the argument, not the act itself.

    And before you go off spouting about "what was that you were saying about they can't?" refer to the line "make genetically male cells develop into eggs" ...

    I'll wait for the light bulb in your mind.

  • You're the one who doesn't understand that homosexuality is natural because it occurs often in nature.

    Whereas pedophila and mass murdering people are harmful and don't occur as often. What does homosexuality harm?

    Yes, genetically altering so same-sex people can reproduce is unnatural. I was simply pointing out it is POSSIBLE.

    You seem to be forgetting that homosexual people can reproduce with the opposite sex. Homosexuality is ONLY about having an attraction to the same sex. Nothing else.

  • Intentionally, surgically breaking your face so you are decidedly ugly, for the sole purpose of being ugly (not to look unique, or different, but to be ugly) doesn't prevent you from reproducing... but it is in direct conflict with your reproduction value. As such, doing so is rightfully considered crazy.

    Homosexuality isn't going to stop you from reproducing in today's modern era, but it is still in direct conflict with your reproduction value. Logic would dictate the same conclusion.

  • Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    Homosexuality is simply an ATTRACTION to the same sex. It doesn't not have any conflict with the ability to reproduce. Same with bisexuality.

    You're going in circles. You never made a valid point as to why homosexuality is unnatural.

  • Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    Why would someone decide to be what they consider to be ugly? This isn't relevant.

    Homosexuality is the ATTRACTION to the same sex. It does not come into any conflict with a person's ability to reproduce in and of itself.

    You've never made a valid point as to why homosexuality is unnatural. You can't seem to back up your assertion.

  • Whether beauty is in the eye of the beholder or not is irrelevant(even though there are scientific cues of attraction). The point is if someone does something DELIBERATELY to break their face with the INTENT of looking ugly (whether people think they look ugly or not doesn't matter), that's in direct contrast with your replication value... that's why it's not done, and that's why if it was done, it would be considered crazy.

  • Homosexual people can and have been having sex and reproducing with the opposite sex for thousands of years.

    Being homosexual - which is only a matter of personal attraction to a particular sex (the same sex) - does not IN AND OF ITSELF negate the ability to reproduce. Only the homosexual PEOPLE themselves can decide not to pass on their genes. The same as heterosexual/bi people. It's all the same.

    You don't understand this - you keep trying to make an argument out of what you can't back up.

  • If you can't logically understand how homosexuality LOWERS YOUR REPRODUCTION VALUE (please take a social dynamics course) then there is really no help for you. I've explained my argument perfectly a dozen times, and you keep making the same claims that I've already explained over, and over... I think the problem is your inability to grasp concepts.

  • Over and over - exactly, you're going in circles without ever giving an actual VALID reason as to why homosexuality is unnatural. People in your face-breaking scenario are doing that to themselves. It's their choice. Homosexuality is not a choice. It's a matter of attraction. Reproducing with the opposite sex or not, REGARDLESS of sexual orientation, is a choice. The choice not to is, in your opinion, against nature and thus our choices to not reproduce is unnatural.

  • jesus... I've even given you specific parallels such as the reason why people don't break their faces purosefully with surgery to look "uglier," with the reasoning being that it's against nature to do things that will lower your reproduction VALUE in such a way. Being ugly DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T REPRODUCE (JUST AS BEING GAY DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T REPRODUCE). But what it CLEARLY means is that your reproduction VALUE is innately lowered by both such actions.

  • Look here kid. You are saying homosexuality is unnatural, ok? Now, we are talking about a social interaction, which has existed in human communities for over 10'000 and has also been found withseverall herdanimals, for instance lions. So for starters youhave to ask yourself what does unnatural mean, ok.. It is definitely not something we can define, the whole sense of the word is, that we find natural by what we find in nature and unnatural is the inverse of that.

  • nothing in this world is unnatural. Ants build hills, humans build skyscrapers, skyscrapers are natural. There are naturally "unnatural" people but anyway who cares..enjoy the video

  • With the face-breaking I'm reinforcing how things are not done in contrast to replication value with any level of sanity.

  • And I've already explained how it comes in conflict with your reproduction value, yet you keep pretending it doesn't. The face breaking is an example of how you could STILL REPRODUCE with being decidedly uglier, but it doesn't change the fact that it would be considered crazy to do that to yourself because it SIGNIFICANTLY lowers your replication value.

    You can use unnatural means to still reproduce if you are homosexual but it still SIGNIFICANTLY lowers your replication value.

  • to be fair humans aren't animals as we dont base our decisions upon instinct because we can think to the future and that is probably the reason why reasons for being gay differ to animals

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  • We're our own animals. We evolved to do our own things. Not all animals perform/do the same actions/performances. What's natural for another animal may not be for another (e.g., humans).