Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever

[AlexanderMazarakis]

May be fake but still more reliable then FOX!

[smashballbrawler]

This reminds me of the movie Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

[usernameivo]

:) metal gear solid codec @ 0:06

[underbjorn]

The onion should sue Fox "News" for copying Onion materiel in their "news" broadcasts.

[genie0390]

@underbjorn

the onion should sue you for using an onion as your head

[underbjorn]

@genie0390 ---

Welcome to The Onion, tiny genie.

This is the source of Fox "News" comedy!

[numismatic2012]

wow

[ccdj504]

love this

[jc666jc]

its just olymic fever lmao!!!!!!!!! who buys that shit? i mean really ?

like if u arent as thick as two short planks...

[Awesomeduud]

This is like the complete opposite of Fox News. The Truth

[Mlanding1]

The Onion News, creating an impenetrable barrier against lies.

[KhasarX]

Stop claiming this is fake you idiots. We all know The Onion is the #1 source for accurate news. The other stations are just scared to report the truth,

[TheLightNight1]

OMFGWTFBBQ THIS SHIT IS SOO STUPID. WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE KNOW ITS FAEK. FUUUUUUUUUCK PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID

[chaosrave]

@TheLightNight1 everyone knows its fake? lol

[TheTortugaTanker]

Ramen FTW

[jericho447]

erm... well thats BULLSHIT!!! >:)

[Warriorsluvv3r]

roflmao national ramen regimen

[ModelTXInfAmY]

This is so so so wrong.

[chesleycareystar]

what about bieber fever?

[DarthFennec]

National Ramen Regimen XD

[pink2bluee]

Special sneak preview of the ceremonies lololol

[JesseBritton83]

thats fucked up as a can of worms....

[natedude200009]

LMFAO

[TheEndIsN1gh]

Fuck mormans.

[DukeTravers]

I smell a controversy

[Angusliketheburger]

wtf is wrong with the people who keep just repeating stuff from the video, and also the stupid fucking people who mindlessly give the thumbs up

[jfsj513]

You know... I've always wondered how people starve in areas where Ramen is available.

[LowStackTom]

haha, right, and Fukushima isn´t a "worst case nuklear acident", but just a "worst case Dollar Fever".

... and not even many people are infected - just the top 0.5% of the population ...

ps: nice to see the old Onions again (I´m on a retro trip ;-)

[falloffacliff]

haha to the video respose

[techbeast34]

The worst virus to catch is beaver fever.

[IronHateProductions2]

@techbeast34 Chlamydia? Crabs?

[shnickers]

Never mind, I realized a second later it was the Special Report thing flashing across the screen... d'oh

[shnickers]

Does anyone else hear a phone ringing at the beginning of all of these videos?

[captainhunter123]

Systematically taken away at night for a special advanced screening of the olympic games.

[dub2dabone11]

@captainhunter123 Yes, that is what she said. Do you want a medal for typing it out ?

[driverx241]

OLYMPIC FEVER - DO NOT CATCH IT TODAY

[roxasrox99]

they burned his house down in recreation of the olympic torch

[MidnightRedemption]

and what about bieber fever? darn UN

[idkwhattonamemyself]

lol they did actually fake saving the miners though. this is one story i wouldn't be suprised at if it were real

[PAINmedia]

haha... China was sucha fail when they thought TheOnion was real and publiched the story that USA is moving the White House LMAO!!!!!

[brightchin]

i am tired of hearing the bad news of china, just because i know they are not real!

[jonahofscott]

i found this video a little disturbing

[sniprgamr]

lol "and they we're takin' away at night to see a "private" screening of the olympics"

[justlooking50010]

@qqhk22 Said "Prostitutes face health beast hybrids Black Ghosts Ľudovít, best brag gimmick is the beast was a beast set of slag ­ are temporarily lead the real axis of evil people in United States, United States and Australia were the United Kingdom, animal beast of prisoners its descendents, United Kingdom United States ghost ghosts and robbing and killing other everywhere the weak man, is the real axis of evil, NATO's European is attached from the axis of evil, the devil incarnate. " OK!

[Haltini]

@justlooking50010

Google translate says that he called Obama an "animal nigger hybrid with a prostitute's face".

Lets hope he never makes it to government.

[TheDeadPlayers]

Only the tittle made me rofl, freaking genius!

[drakejoseph25]

press to skip ads 0:01 oh and thumbs up

[SLIPknotFAN1010919]

@drakejoseph25 its faster to actualy just click f5

[chocho12321]

i lol'd. see you guys in hell

[qqhk22]

娼妓生的人臉禽獸雜種黑鬼奧巴馬，最棒吹牛騙人，是畜牲禽獸集一­身的人渣，現暫時領導真正邪惡軸心國美國，美國人和澳洲人是英國­禽獸畜牲的囚犯後代，英國鬼和美國鬼到處搶奪及殺害其他弱國的人­，是真正邪惡軸心國，北約歐洲是邪惡軸心國附從國，是魔鬼的化身­。

[HugeChunkySkidmark]

@qqhk22 What the hell does all of that mean?

[milobarron]

@qqhk22 you got that right!

[TitWarlord]

butter shoes lol

[Inediblehulk]

I forget. Am I still supposed to fear bird flu, swine flu, West Nile, SARS, monkeypox and Lyme disease? Does this year's pandemic have a media name yet?

[kinkymango1]

Still funny but the sick chineese guy just took it a little 2 far

[hunterlholder]

Olympic fever is so 2008. It's all about Bieber Fever now!

[02Tony]

@hunterlholder

Nope that's just you.

[805a7xFan]

@hunterlholder your so dead

[hunterlholder]

@805a7xFan You can't catch me! My Segway is too slow and embarrassing!

[rick664ath]

LMAO at the scrolling letters at the bottom of the video...!

[mcocco1891]

That does look like an awful lot of fun.

[maniacmobster]

i use adblock on firefox and I dont see any ad

[revolt1492]

wow! look at the way they honoured that citizen by burning his house down ...

[bb33nnii]

i think i have it, what do i do?

[RedSoxForObama]

No one else sick of the ads?

[BuffaloWarrior7]

@AntiVaccine You really will believe anything. I found one article supporting that he does. But it was just moronic...

[BuffaloWarrior7]

@AntiVaccine How could a vaccine be genocidal?

Does the flue vaccine only kill Hispanics or Muslims?

Don't believe every thing you read.

I chose not to get vaccinated because I have an healthy immune system unlike a lot of people...But not because vaccines are genocidal conspiracy's.

[Slaught1004]

u can hear a phone going off at 0:04

LOL ONION IS THE BEST NEWSROOM

that chinese women is really saying what the translator is saying

[alewares]

this is old but i laughed so fucking hard LOL

[justchecknitout4]

i wish i were there it looks like an awful lot of fun

[dildomatron]

I love watching the stupid 10 pound biscuit Geico commercial over and over when trying to get me onion fix. D=

[AshyenMagnerus]

I want to see a special sneak preview of the closing ceremonies... >:|

[XxLinkFookedZeldaxX]

i heard the mgs codec sound O.O

[vonKyle777]

honored by burning his home in a symbolic recreation of olympic torch ----- LOL

[Cantfeelmehlegs]

HAHA, I got sooo into it, my nose was against the screen almost. Lulz, I forgot It was fake for a second, Onion ftw.

[InsanePorcupine]

nvm

[labtec514]

Don't be retarded

[THEZOMBIESRHERE]

@InsanePorcupine yeah

[elemental0wnage]

@InsanePorcupine yes einstein, of coarse this is real..

[failtolawl]

der

[kaddany4644]

yes yes this is real insaneporcupine (sarcasm)

[BuffaloWarrior7]

@InsanePorcupine Yeah I came down with a bad case of Olympic fever during the games. Its amazing how loving your country so much causes your body to stop working properly.

[anonymzs]

werent those the sypmtoms to the black plague?

[mssbrina]

Ahahahahah burning down his house.

[razvanPiMP]

you can`t belive that!! omg=))burning his home omfg =)) this world is going down baybe

[ShallowAbyss75]

Stage 5 Olympic Fever LOL ^^

[codecaine]

lol

[lee155912000]

This is hilarious!

[TheOmegaParadigm]

The guy gets an infectious virus and they burn down his home.

I believe I just pissed myself laughing.

[karundo111]

ROFL at 1:24

[Squinal]

Haha, looks like a lot of fun!

[be4you98ls1]

The news @ the bottom screen lol. Sen Mccain's healthcare proposal would give Cindy Mccain universal access to perscripton drugs.

[AEgamesFtw]

This is saying that china has a new deadly virus and this is them covering up I think.

[catacrombec1]

@AEgamesFtw : NONSENSE ITS JUST HARMLESS OLYMPIC FEVER

[monkeynut000]

oh no i have the last symptom i cheerd in the olimpacs

[TheOmegaParadigm]

You must have been at the Olympics. You surely weren't at the Spelling Bee.

[monkeynut000]

hell no! man there i spelled that right bitch!!!

[TheOmegaParadigm]

"Cheerd"? "Olimpacs"? Sorry, but you were miles off.

And you didn't capitalize your "I"s.

[BuffaloWarrior7]

@monkeynut000 Sir the only symptom you have is degeneration of the frontal lobe of your brain.

[Cronos844]

china would do it

[BensCrazyVideos]

burning down his house AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[Infantry19905]

pus filled blisters lol

[awarenessis]

No wonder Obama wanted the olympics in America.

[METALGEARSOL1D]

LOL yea that is probably why, comment is full of win!

[Afr0Afr0]

@TheDarkNight161 Fuck thats what i need to do!

[ieatskotchtape]

feels good doesn't it?

[raythetse]

pics?

[0xxangelxkissxx0]

@TheDarkNight161 good job!!

[BigBadWolfMama]

London is looking forward to 2012 olympics. Rumours of swine flu just jealous remarks. : )

[dvnice]

0:06 looks like a ghost

[Blink182plus44equ226]

That's nice, what did he do to disrupt the flow of cash?

[ForgottenMemoryLost]

he allowed oil industries to take all of it and spent the rest of it on the war?

[Blink182plus44equ226]

Can I get a citation for that?

[deoradude]

and fred gets millions of views for whining really fast.

there is no justice

[palmostositive]

@deoradude true that.

[angrygermankidz]

@deoradude fred is a douche

[Pheebs1003]

How do you think they make these?

[TailsYay]

I wouldn't be surprised if they actually did something like that.

[basilisk678]

The U.S. isn't just made up of 'Americans' but acually most nationalities also. Every nation has its ups and downs, some more than others. If each of you love your country, than why can't we love ours? It isn't the nation that makes the idiots, it's how those people act.

[cableguyskater]

wow awesome comment

[albertaforalbertans]

hahahaha

[driverx241]

OLYMPIC FEVER...Catch it!

[cuddieee]

RogueJonin, please learn to spell before you call people idiots.

[indalecio21]

Those that believe that this is real then what can i say...i just pity your lack of judgement.

[estopsteve74]

Is the virus still around? Im heading to Beijing in 10 days. Should i get immunized!? I'll have to check in with my doctor.... ;-)

[failtolawl]

your going to die

[tigerluv222]

oh well, this explains everything!!

[jordsmords]

do you all realize this is a joke?

[newman09]

I think he's just saying that people are more likely to be misinformed than use critical thinking to understand the world

[SirManNGedition]

this was sad

[impostergir007]

WTF?

[andyllamanipl]

love the symptoms list. "bleeding eye sockets, internal hemmorahging"

[beemassacre]

is this suppose to be funny lol :L?

[RougeJonin]

god whats with all the stupid people thinking the onion makes actual news?? its a SATIRE and for those too dumb to know what a Satire is, think Lots and lots of sarcasm, and making up stuff that would be funny in real life

[GhostFerret3000]

exactly , someone with an IQ agrees with me.

[RougeJonin]

the world seems to be getting dumber and dumber by the day, at this rate i would not be surprised to see a reaction in America similar to the movie Idiocracy, which i recommend by the way, you would probably get a kick out of it ghost

[uaintgothebollocks]

u make no sense . u say we had more knowledge 30 years ago ? course not

[RougeJonin]

Learn to read dip shit, and im saying that in the future were just gonna be a bunch of retarded idiots, so shut the fuck up if u don't know what im talkin about

[uaintgothebollocks]

ohh sorry forgot the rules no one is allowed to disagree with rougewhatevrs comments because hes a self righteous prick! amirite?

[SilentEcho33]

you have a point

[RougeJonin]

no i just like people to think before replying incorrectly to what i said because they didn't understand my comment ^-^ i couldn't  give a shit weather you agree with me or not

[uaintgothebollocks]

no your right , americas full of fuckin idiots .

[nufsikcarc]

The United States IS full of morons. Can't wait to leave this shit.

[archiegriffen77]

nufsikcarc Please leave. It's a free country if you don't want to be here no one is going to try to detain you.

[nufsikcarc]

I would, But my mom would'nt like it. I'm only 16......

[nelson3300]

rofl sad

[Leadman1989]

and your one of them.

instead of trying to make it a better place you shit on it and plan to leave you really are as young as you say i hope you learn there's no such thing as a perfect country they all have their share of IDIOTS

[nufsikcarc]

Oh I know that no country is perfect, and I know that the United States has the best "government". I would still rather live somewhere else. But, most likely I will never get to leave the country for anything more than a vacation because of what Bush did to the economy.

[squidmanlol]

Actually if you look into it, it was congress who passed bills lowering the standards required to be approved for loans. As a result, the people who were given loans they couldnt afford to pay back didnt, the banks stopped handing out any loans, and many small businesses went under because they couldnt get loans, which led to the near-global financial crisis. Bush actually warned against this, one of the few intelligent things he did in his entire presidency.

[nufsikcarc]

Interesting, I didn't know that.

[kyzill]

@squidmanlol what the fuck does this have to do with the onion

[squidmanlol]

@kyzill Many a year ago, there somehow started a political flame war in the comments of this video, and that was my contribution...

[Blink182plus44equ226]

Give me specific examples of 'what bush did to the economy'

[moderjoker]

my pockets are empty..

[Blink182plus44equ226]

Your pockets would probably be empty had gore/kerry been elected.

[Mailman692]

if they had been elected he wouldnt have pockets at all

[Blink182plus44equ226]

In soviet russia, pocket empty you.

[Mailman692]

Cthulhu f'tagn?

[ismaelsbaby]

@Blink182plus44equ226 HAHAHA im russian and my cousin's always saying "in russia we do not drive cars. Cars drive us"

[umahuma4]

By principle the US has the best government, but its become so corrupt that only money is controling this country, congress can be bought and sold to the highest bidder.

[ralykSNtepnatS]

@umahuma4 I bid $13,250,952,586,183

[sourceofinfection]

I bet you're not part of the problem.

[eslake]

More knowledge 30 years ago? No.

More intelligent 30 years ago? Yes.

People linger under the delusion that humans become more intelligent with passing generations, but that is the oposite of fact.

Intelligence increases in a species when it is Needed, and it stopped being a necessity among Humans about the same time we developed renewable crops and structured homes.

Mate selection becoming Socially oriented rather than needs oriented has gradually reduced our intelligence ever since.

[8RUC3x733]

This isn't fucking high school. Who cares if you like America or not.

[RougeJonin]

are you Retarded?? i said america's getting dumber i didn't say anything about not liking america, sereously either learn to comprehend what you read or go jump in a ditch you ignoramous