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  • xD love it

  • Sorry the dog was ravid had to put it down

  • Alright I confess!! I did it ya hear, and I'm glad, GLAD I tell ya!!!

  • Just aired.

  • I Came From "SHUT THE FUCK UP" 0.0

  • wait whos the one armed man?

  • @Buckleofbelt The Fugitive.

  • THATS A SPICY MEATBALL

  • Jim Carrey: Original troll

  • but where did 0:04 go?

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  • This is what i say to the cops after they arrest me for a Bank Robbery.

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! jim carrys best performace ever! ahaha

  • I dont understand him..what he said? Oo

  • One armed man :I

    fAPFAPFPAP

  • LOL I saw this movie at least three times and only got the "The Fugitive" reference now...

  • I am scared as fuuck after this.

  • I am scared as fuck after this.

  • press 2 and 7 to hear him say it wasen't meh

  • I don't see what's so funny ...

  • @TheRitchardgaleHater well, it was originally gonna be a horror-comedy like the comics.

  • I lost it at "NO." XD

  • keep pressing 8 it looks like hes having sex

  • Trollface.... trolling before it was cool

  • 25 people are one armed men.

  • oh i love the mask

  • It was... 0:02

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  • Where the Fk if the LIKE button????????????????

  • @TheRitchardgaleHater THANK YOU, everyone I've told that too was like"But it's the mask, it's suppose to be funny."

  • @TheRitchardgaleHater You must be like 17

  • that man was charged with armed robbery

  • where the fuck do we have Mask 2 with Jim Carrey?

  • Specially for Dave in The Red Lion in Woodbridge.... "it wasn't him"

  • THE MASK IS ON SHROOMS

  • @TheRitchardgaleHater me 2, his face and smile was creepy and the way his eyes poped out of his head

  • @AintDoneYet123 Yeah and the scene whe he put the mask on for the first time, always freaked me out. Ofc, now I'm not afraid of it XD

  • @TheRitchardgaleHater i actually had a caste of this movie and the cover was him smiling...i was afraid of walking near it xD

    u see the world very differently as a child i ghess

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  • This is the kinda humour that makes one goes "WTF??" and smile a little.

  • is that a Twin Peaks reference?

  • @vitamindrums No, it's from The Fugitive

  • @moneebagz721 ohhh yeah the guy that killed his wife!

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  • jim carrey you da best!!

  • Whats with all the different eyes in the related column?

  • Can't cuff a one armed man

  • It wasnt me, it was Shaggy

  • No! It wasn't me, it was the water man!

  • It Wasnt Me It Was Rebecca Black!

  • It wasn't me, it was Ace Ventura!

  • Johnny Bravo: "It was a two armed man!"

  • press 5 repeatedly to hear Jim Carrey sex noise. :P

  • This clip is actually quite terrifying if repeated without end.

  • *sigh* im on that wierd side of youtube again.. ughh....

  • @danownz12 Its the mask. Wanna see weird side? Search "GEDAN X7"

  • ... I heard "No! It wasn't me! It was the Ahkmer!" or something along the lines.

    *reads comments*

    Gotta get me new speakers.

  • it wasnt me , it was ... ? xD

  • Had to replay it with one hand. fap fap fap

  • what.?

  • alrigt I confess!!

  • Nope, Chuck Testa!

  • no longer will i get in to jail eney more

  • im in that weird part of youtube again :/ I LIKE IT!!!

  • i don't know where the line is from, but it's still hella funny! :D

  • the  "one armed man " has to do with TWIN PEAKS ? maybe or I'm just way off ?? XD

  • Only jim carrey could make a 5 second video hilarious

  • @dalesm true dat

  • @dalesm Surely you must have never heard about 5SecondFilms...

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  • @TheRealJohnSkinny no i have not

  • @dalesm You should check them out, they're really funny.

  • @dalesm 5secondfilms. Watch them.

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  • I used to say this all the time when I was back in elementary school haha!!

  • Oh sure, blame it on the one-armed man, you prejudiced bastard!

  • my favorite line in that movie

  • and this isn't a meme why?

  • There's a reason there's only one hand for the dislike bar, Jim you predicted youtube's approval system O.o

  • every time i see this i think about princess bride. if youv'e seen it you know what i mean. if u havnt watch it! it isnt as girly as it's name.

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  • @dude2dawg Not... funny...

  • is that jim carrey

  • @PESTONgubbe No... that's just the one armed man..

  • @PESTONgubbe of course it is its the mask

  • Here's a question: how do you handcuff a one-armed man?

  • @TylerCharlesFisher Yeah but a one-armed man runs slower, hence it's harder for them to escape...

    ... Wait what

  • @TylerCharlesFisher You cuff him to yourself, or a heavy object.

  • actually the joke is. ".. it was the two armed man"

  • HEY Mr 2Dzz did you upload this video???...

  • Why is this in most of my related. Thefuck

  • Based on the title I was expecting some cutscene to spoof this lol

  • Seems legit.

  • hahahahaha, man jim carey is one looney ass niqqa

  • i always use this line in school......

  • the one-armed man only has a left arm for,lets just say he was very fast

  • I love this movie

  • You could trust him with your grandmother

  • Harrison Ford in the Fugitive reference

  • ALRIGHT I CONFESS!

  • @ShortFingeredShreder i did it, ya hear..GLAD I TELL YA!

  • jim carrey <3

  • When I see this I can't help but notice, the mask has great teeth

  • @TotallyToonsTV Yes, his dental cleanliness is to be envied.

  • you just gotta love Jim Carrey

  • Ahaa.

  • It almost sounds like it's quoting "To Kill a Mockingbird." XD

  • IS THAT A ONE-ARMED MAN?

    Nope, Just Chukc Testa

  • Hit 8 repeatedly. We now know what he was being accused of

  • Pause at 0:02 I'm happy to introduce you my mom

  • i still have this in HVS

  • its okay... i believe you

  • Someone stole from that man once, and was charged with armed robbery

  • 15 one-armed men watched this video!!

  • I love that "The Fugitive" reference X3

  • my reaction to when TF2 became free

  • can anyone name what movie he's making fun of?

  • @RileyM1989 "The Fugitive" with Harrison Ford.

  • @Blackroo1967 Great job!

  • lol

  • Dammit Shanks!

  • wait what did herman do? O_O

  • I used this when charged with murder....my one armed neighbour is now in prison

  • @TheEmtecz I was going to like this, until I- saw it had 69 likes! (or took an arrow ot the knee)

  • @rkb12345678910 wait likes??

  • @TheEmtecz Thumbs up, w/e

  • @TheEmtecz U gotta be kidding. that really happened!?

  • @sparklechild7689 U gotta be kidding me. You really believed that?

  • @lostorb12 *shrugs*

  • @TheEmtecz SO BRAVE.

  • he is faster then a noob shot down

  • What a fucking creep. I loved this movie when I was a little kid.

  • Why does this make me laugh as much as it does?

  • I always do the "NO!It wasn't ME!" thing haha :)

  • The one armed Man from The Fugitive? O_o

  • I can't stop watching this.

  • OOO HE'S GOT AN ARM OFF!!

  • @MrHEC381991

    Most people here wont get that :')

  • MAKE

    THIS

    A

    MEME

  • NOPE! Chuck Testa

  • The one armed man was at the grassy knoll. Your arguement is invalid.

  • I needed this

  • DAMN YOU, CAPTAIN HOOK!

  • @BTTFMovie lol:)

  • "No it wasnt me! It was the one armed man!" haha lol

  • "Alright, I confess. I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad! GLAD I tell ya! What are they gonna do to me, Sarge? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DOOO??!"

  • Hmmm... seems legit.

  • "It was the man with two arms" if you know what this is from you are awesome.

  • haha i like the allusion to the fugitive in this quote

  • Original....Trollface.

  • my excuse for alot of things after i saw this movie

  • ALIENS

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  • How did I get here from House?

    Maybe the one armed man did it.

  • SOMEBODY STOP ME!

  • no it want me it was the one armed man

  • @MrDheerajBR If it isn't, it should be.

  • Isen't the one armed man from "The Fugetive"?

  • shaggy

  • Jim Carrey's acting is Outstanding :P

  • I'M BATMAN!

  • Harrison Ford and 9 guys from his crew disliked this

  • @CamiloSanchez1979 I think the crew belonged to Tommie Lee Jones.

  • 9 amputees watched this vid.

  • 9 people have disliked with one arm