Sir Alan's Best Bits - The Apprentice: You're Fired BBC Two

[loonygoldfish]

why no love for tissues :'(

[weatherallc05]

he can spell bullshit from a mile away muahhaha

[TheDraykez]

@weatherallc05 smell*

[weatherallc05]

@TheDraykez whoopsieeeee lol ;)

[AlwayzAround]

@NerdyBashir2K11 Jewish is also a race, Jews have always traditionally only reproduced with their own people, thus it has become a race. You can see similar charecteristics in Jewish people.

[jacksawild]

@AlwayzAround Jew is the name of the breed. Semite is the name of the race.

[wahaya2]

@NerdyBashir2K11 Well, you can have Jewish hreitage... it is slightly confusing, but Judaism has sometimes in history been viewed almost as a 'race' of people rather than a group, and have been treated as such... It is sometimes legitimate to say you're half Jewish if for example you had a Jewish mother, but admittedly it does sound quite odd.

[waspsrugbydude151410]

"mary poppins i am not"

yeah but "yoda i is"

[nessatrix]

@NerdyBashir2K11 It's also considered a race :)

[r0ll3dd]

Mary Poppin's I am not

[cjdiverson]

Raef, had any handsome attacks today? ROFL

[moughal123456789]

Which series/year was this!!

[Oli3TB76]

@moughal123456789 Series 4 in 2008

[FlatTom]

Alan Sugar is a lad.

[wispamilkshake666]

oh hello girls...hows my pants doing ? LMFAO!

ala....sorry lord sugar is so funny he doesnt even realise.lol

[longlivejacko]

I MISS MARGARET!!!

[BritishSnail]

We prefer Cassetteboy's version.

The man is a very poor role model. He's rude and greedy for starters. He's probably also one of those responsible for the gross, current misdirection of this country. We do not share his self-serving values.

[calvin567]

@BritishSnail oh yes because thats obviously why people are inspired by him and admire him... you closed-minded twat.

[BritishSnail]

@calvin567 That will be some people, who clearly speak to others as you do. In Your Mercy Lord. Amen

[RazLDNTV]

Somebody still needs to explain to me, how can somebody be "half Jewish"?!

[BoyBangla]

@RazLDNTV he says he's half jewish bacause the jews believe they are also particular "race", hence half jewish.

[uffan06]

@RazLDNTV

His Mother maybe Jewish but his father not?

[abuladula]

-i love my tissues

-24hour hotline

-handsome attack

-your jewish or not

-piss off.

[zado1984]

sir  alan i jego dwa przydupasy

[tomsad23]

ha lol lol lol lol lol

[xxGorgeousEmzxx]

LOL at 1:24 "Piss off!"

[LostDiamond7]

you just cannot beat a guy like sir alan sugar watch his interview with johnathan ross :P

[kinglynx]

thanks!

[kinglynx]

thanks a lot, but what series?

[westondaniel89]

1:25 .....LOL

[kinglynx]

whats the one where he says piss off?

[MrEColi]

'She says here she wants a symbiotic relationship with you.'

'Margaret, what does that mean?'

'I don't think you'd enjoy it.'

LOL

[kinglynx]

can i jus ask, what does it mean ? :P

[MrEColi]

It means '2 organisms (creatures) living in very close physical proximity to each other' e.g. coral and the algae inside it)

[ARA90051]

@MrEColi sounds saucy

[iluv2commentonstuff3]

LOVE IT!

[gapmanreturns]

SHOVE IT !

[electrifrying]

/watch?v=5VqsU6CcLF8

the apprentice - the official opinion

[MsMulhern]

OMG!!!! this is great lols

[mremile72]

who loves tissues lmao

[lisiaczek]

Piss off!

:D

[Willum01]

you've got a stupid name

[Willum01]

..........why?

[salman265]

your next task is to find a cure for swine flu.

[FamousCFC66]

haha gd one

[trip3newton]

Alan Sugar is Jewish isn't he??

[05005051]

Yes. Very.

[1989londoner]

haha 0:46 is the moment i always remember when i think of the apprentice, especially the birds laugh shortly after.

[americancops]

Whats hancemotax?

[9davl12a]

lol 24 hour hot line

[footyking77]

lol at the end

alan*wink*

piss off

LOL

[PianoKwanMan]

"Hey Alan, *Wink*" lol

[bigforehead19]

ah ok the jewish guy ordered halal meat as opposed to kosher meat. then tried to claim he wasnt jewish lol, hence the pull your trousers down.

im so glad he got fired!

[sadeq12]

tha thing is Muslims and Jews are circustanced AS IN there is no SKIN on ther DICK/COCK/Penis so its allllll gd xD

[CanvasOilPaintings]

im not picken on any one but go to east London and then say your proud to be British!!!

muslimskillusall is a crap name by the way but also it seems to be true. if not killing us with bombs its with mass population.

[CanvasOilPaintings]

my name is not crap, its true and if the British ppl don't wake up and see how we are loosing all are heritage and LIFE STYLE then shame on them, but ill never stop fighting the war even if it is only a online war.

[muslimskillusall]

surf4lifex very good comment it must have taken you all day to come up with that one!! nice to see that you have the family brain cell this week.

[CanvasOilPaintings]

for fuck sake someone remind me please is this a Christian country or what. its so easy to forget now days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arttechuk]

strange how this has gone religion but as it has then ill just say this.

muslims are aloud into this country by this weak government and its a new free life away from the islam rules so its a free break. what do them free muslims do with that freedom? they plot and rig bombs to kill the British ppl no arguing its true and has been done.

so we should block and shut the doors to the middle east until they no how to behave ok its that simple. the problem is our government and yes this BBC.

[tellit2urkingcharlie]

muslimskillusall, your a sad fuck

[BigRichx]

lol you are just a complete idiot. i'm evil? :S:S:S. . .says him with the friendly username. what a clown.

[BigRichx]

so what is the other 88% of our jails filled with? Cheese. . .lol. . what an idiot you are. and who is sad enough to have their name on any site muslimskillusall lol. get a life you loser.

[gregjrothwell]

The BBC in no way affects my life so why shud i be bothered about it

[snare123]

sir alan is a legend!

best buisness man in britain

[jnorth]

What, because you like his business decisions, he beats down other idiots on TV or because he's a laugh?

[ajxd12345]

the best series of the apprentice by far

[jinx2405]

SAS did brilliantly this year with his off the cuff retorts and the Kosher chicken episode will go down in tv history I'm sure!

[zaohad1]

well symbiotic would go over his head.

hes a boss!

I think he said that for fun though.

Unfortunately a lot of bosses have a very poor grasp of grammar,spelling meaning of a word etc and a poor grasp of everything else related to realism.

They just come in ,sack people and make a total mess of it ,lose the copmpany millions

and are out with a golden handshake of millions of pounds.

Even I could make a total mess of things like that

[djdogjuam]

of course ud make a total mess of things like that, ur an idiot!

[dyu98]

i love sir alan.. he is soo funni:D hehehe

[gregjrothwell]

hu gives shit about any of that tho

[Wilkie946]

Marry Poppins i am not..

[boxman09]

woo lee won thats what im talkin about! alan "WINK" PISS 0FF haha damn i love that show

[StickArenaZertix]

lol i love the 24 hour hotline lolz

[romanali1]

The hotel guy was just seething. You can tel he would punch her if he could. :P

[07stephanie1007]

Who is the hotel guy, and who would he punch?!

[romanali1]

ah - crossed wires - was responding to another vid in the wrong ie window.

Well noticed. :)

[gusgus100]

Alan... ;)

[tuncaysandshoe08]

you tit

[ireligion]

Alan (wink) Piss off ha ha ha Sir Alan is the best....

[iLOVEyahx]

do you love your washing up liqiud

haha (:

[rockinfluff]

ha u had laugh at sir alan

"Raef have you had any handsom attachs latly"

lol

[mrshnitburg]

Does anyone watch ashes to ashes or life on mars? Alan sugar reminds me so much of DCI Gene Hunt from those programmes, he is the Gene Hunt of the business world, and my respect for him is boundless.

[PinstripeShirt]

I see what you mean!

[gopidravid]

24 hr hot line lmao

[soorbob]

i love the bit at the begginning where he says mary poppins i am not

[superstar6318]

The bit at the end is unforgettable. One of my favourite classic moments of this series along with the pterodactyl impression Lee does.

[devnation]

I respect Sugar more as a businessman then a comedian, but 0:46 is a classic, truly one of the best moments on TV of late.

[jaykayatyt]

I liked this series!

although it defiantly was'nt the best but i still enjoyed it!

[TheFinalTimelord]

cool