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  • no weed is just as bad as cigarettes. Just because it can be used to treat cancer doesnt mean its harmless

  • retarded cyberg for the win biatch!

  • tihs is why we shouldnt smoke..... cigarettes. LEGALIZE WEED

  • so the daleks are heavy smokers

  • hey thats pretty cool, might take up smoking

  • well, it's not too far from reality, smoking does fuck your body up.

  • if hes a cyborg then smoking wont kill him

  • I remember there was a guy who was going through two lighters a day ! ;o)

  • @realheavylevi That Would Be The Comedian Bill Hicks

  • @KittenWithA9mm yep, this clip reminded me of him

  • Thank you for smoking

  • SOME ONE STOP ME FROM CLICKING ON ANOTHER VIDEO, ITS 2 AM AND I HAVE AN EXAM IN 7 HOURS

  • @dramorak1 The next video will make all of Japan go to shit, North Korea to launch all nuclear weapons at everywhere close, and america to just sink.

  • Skynet is now online, Stop smoking today

  • I wanna smoke now...

  • so...smoking makes you a cyborg.

  • robot apocolypse? ill just love and tolerate.

  • "Smoking contributes to & empowers the imminent robot death squad apocalypse"

  • so if I smoke I'll become a transformer...

    Smoke ALL the cigarets.

  • smoking makes me a cyborg eh?

    Later....

    30 packs of cigarettes please.

  • Smoking = Can't handle stress without stimulating brain chemicals.

  • pack of cigs plz?....

  • now kids don`t smoke or this will happen to you.

  • my dad has smooked more then 20 years so i guess this means my dad is the key to the risistence well that and arnald swartzinagre

  • @xboxrage16

    Lol you completely butchered Arnold's name (see how I used his first name instead ;D)

  • I was smoking while I watched this

  • I kinda want to smoke after seeing this...Lmaooo

  • i start smoke now.. i wanna be robot

  • Smokers unite!

  • cooollll. Smoking is OK now.

  • seams legit

  • @MLSman0013 SEEMS NOT SEAMS GOD DAMMIT 

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  • The end is true.

  • @matthewgroen I agree if you mean the imminent death squap apocalypse!

  • SO THEY CAN REPLACE EVERYTHING ELSE EXCEPT UR LUNGS=\

  • And I'm off to buy my first pack of cigarettes.

  • So the doctor took parts from Johnny 5 from short circuit ?

  • Fuck ya

  • It's okay, water balloons will save us!

  • not if i bring the terminator from the future

  • So... did he quit smoking?

  • @speakdino10 I don't think he stopped smoking. His right arm is a giant cigarette lighter.

  • That's stressful. Get me a drink

  • that was awesome! get me a cigarette

  • Haven't laughed that hard for a while. How is this from 2009 and didn't know about it until now?

  • Which is worse? smoking or drinking?

  • @oscarrookie It depends in what quantity. If you drink a gallon of vodka, it will do much more harm then smoking a joint or a cig. If you smoke a pack of cigs versus a sip of wine, then smoking is much more harmful.

  • @oscarrookie Drinking for sure.. The more I drink the more I smoke. It makes me snore.

  • America: ... lets nuke them.

  • Utopia is a Greek word for nowhere. Therefore we shall crush the robot rebellion.

  • I was against smoking BEFORE I saw this

  • Smoking turns you into part of the borg collective

  • First he says he misses the touch of his daughter.......then he says he has learned that human emotions are meaningless...........WTH?

  • SOPA did that to him

  • Nick from L4D2

  • Couldnt he feel his granddaughters hand on his face?

  • 1k people thought it was a real ad

  • If smoking makes you Iron Man, then consider me hooked!

  • So, smoking makes you a transformer.

  • this rating shit is pissing me off

  • If he's in such a condition y he lives ?

  • I knew there was a legitimate reason behind lobbyists of big tobacco.

  • lawl

  • Are his lungs the last thing intact ?

  • robotic sexes much?

  • when robots attack hide the extension cords

  • Smoking makes you an awesome robot?

  • im way too high

  • Holy shit I thought that was wallie at first

  • smoking a cig lol watching this video

  • NC-17 is the model number of the Enterprise.

  • Knowing all this at once is so stressful.

    All this stress...makes me want a cigarette

  • does he run on windows 7 or firefox?

  • @LiKvadrat that joke would've been better if firefox and windows 7 weren't completely different things <:/

  • sooo... does Darth Vader smoke?

  • We are legion

  • ohai derrr iron man.

  • 0:05 I used to be a singer, but then i took a arrow to the knee....

  • Daleks would still exterminate you. ;)

  • THEY KNOW!!!

  • That sort of makes me want to start smoking...

  • the tobacco companies are actually skynet...

  • Ima start smoking then? this looks epic, i can beat the hell out of people!

  • Soooo.....smoking causes robot nazis?

  • @walzort AKA The Cylons...

  • @walzort and drinking causes nazi dinosaurs. take your pic.

  • FUCKING AD IS GOING TO FREEZE RIGHT AT 4 FUCK YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i dont know what you're laughing about. in montana the robots have already taken over...

  • im guessing that the terminator was a big time smoker...... but that liquid metal one in terminator 2 must have smoked a lot more.

  • SUPER MEGA DEATH CHRIST!

  • Daleks much?

  • Johnny 5 is alive :D?

  • THAT!, is fucking creepy

  • HAHHAHHAHAHAH

  • i used to be a cyborg as well but then one day i took an Arrow To the Knee...

  • IS THIS REAL?? Kidding... that´s great :)

  • This doesn't exist.

  • Cyberman?

  • Iron Man?

  • i want to join the cyborg utopia!

  • @pureawesomeness2012 may i chop off your lakes

  • yay

  • If that happens while your smoking, your not on tobacco, your on crack.

  • @DigiDude099 No actually tobacco is way worse for you.. its only legal because the government makes so much money from it.

  • @Moltentank no its legal because there would be riots in the streets if we illegalized it

  • @Moltentank They would make a whole lot more money from weed. Legalize it!!

  • @MrGlitchthis I guess.. its exactly like alcohol some people just cant control themself and go crazy. Like my mum...

  • f*ck dat I'ma start smoking

  • so basically, smoking turns you into a terminator. who would've thought....

  • hahahah this is epic..

  • I'm going to start smoking now..

  • still not gonna take up smoking...

  • Thought I never say this but COME ON THROAT CANCER, I wanna be a robot

  • @briskrogue Never be able to get laid though...

  • This scares me

  • hmm...so i can either quit smoking and be destroyed by cyborgs

    OR

    continue smoking, become a cyborg and assist in the destruction...

    decisions, decisions

    I suppose i have always wanted an arm mounted minigun.....i wonder if its covered by my insurance.....and if so then they've made my decision for me

  • ok so now hes iron man when he became part cyborg

  • Fuck it... I'll roll one....

  • Sadly in real life by the time the cancer ate his legs and feet they would have just put him in a bed. .___.

  • This kind a makes want 2 smoke

  • Thumbs up if your were smoking a cigarette while watching this.

  • I lit a cigarette while watching this.

  • ...Reverse psychology?

  • run! they cant!

  • Hell I want to start smoking now

  • Cancer, weapons, darkness, malvelolent forces that cant be reasoned with, creepy voices and an enemy that can possibly move at great speed. Basicaly everything the human mind is afraid of in one video.

  • @thethunderchild123 except spiders

  • This just makes me think of the Terminator.

  • kind of makes me want to continue smoking.

  • @DoYouKnowWhoKnew iknowwhoknew how to continue smoking.

  • @DoYouKnowWhoKnew

    I bet it does, faggot. Smoking is the stupidest shit- it's pointless and makes you look gay.

  • @TopTenCrew Kinda makes me want to smoke too.

  • @TopTenCrew Back under the bridge you go, troll.

  • fuck them lets go to war!

  • terminator! :3

  • These guys were pretty well off to afford all those expensive robotic augmentations. Normally the doctors would just let you die, you know?

  • so skynet isn't the problem.. marlboro is..

  • suddenly, terminator 3

  • I learned of a new meme, ROBOT DEATH SQUAD APOCALYPSE. sweeeeeeet

  • wall-e?

    

  • He's more machine now, than man. Twisted and evil.

  • Deus ex machina...^^

  • O.o

  • lol wtf

  • o yeah!! smoking makes you into a robot!!!

  • How did he afford this!?

  • wtf!!!!!!!!!

  • *terminator music starts to play*

  • Well thank God his lungs seem to be alright :)

  • smokers: robots in disquise

  • And thats why u dont smoke, Billy

  • So if you smoke you become a terminator, fuck yeah

  • Lol my science teacher was teaching us about anti smoking ads and he searched it on you tube and we watched this!! :D

  • Did Rob Reiner make this video?

  • this is how the first terminator was made

  • lol i just smoked a black then watched this

  • Yay for not smoking.

  • this just makes me wunt to smoke

  • anyone around old enough to remember Dune 2000?

    We are the Ordos....

  • am i the only one creeped out by this?

  • totally gonna keep smoking

  • i'll have what he's smoking!!!

  • Wait wait, this is spose to get people to stop. ???

  • ... and this is when earth transformed to cybertron.... btw optimus's favorite cigg is camel :D

  • And thus the T-800 was born...

  • THE SINGULARITY!

  • And this is not a real advert on tv....BECAUSE WHY?!?!?!?!?!

  • This is just... This is just tragic xD

  • holy fuck...ive gotta smoke

  • id smoke if that was what really happend

  • it would have been good but they went too far.

  • wow iron man

  • I, for one, welcome our new cyborg overlords, and that's where I don't smoke.

  • ima smoke 20 bluts now lmfao

  • @HeJakeLong i use to argue like you on youtube untill i took an arrow to the knee

  • -.-|

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  • Terminator?

  • i use to be able to smoke a cigarette, but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @MrZebralemon STOP SPAMMING WITH THAT FUCKING ARROW TO THE KNEE

  • *Smoking a cigar* 

  • i need a smoke

  • I guess cigarette smoke is what Morphius meant when he said "it was we who turned the sky black."

  • so smoking will do the skynet robot apocalypse....

    well... now i know what they meant by saying smoking kills