Chuck Norris

[GaCLetsPlay]

Wow cool Minecraft !

[ReViax96]

did u video this with ur HD potato



[MrShoham133]

Did you record this shit with a calculator?

[waynnart]

I didn't bother to watch the whole video of huzkey-chuck norris,when I saw the body of Christ and the head added to Chuck,then I went here to say NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH to another loser to me in FIGHTING! Do you like making fun of my SON Jesus, Chuck? How fast am I when I MADE THE MOVIE UPBOVE on the right side NINJA ASSASSIN 2 days after I finished Rocky 2 at 16 years old that includes UFC fighters in many different movies to Wrestlers to over 110 movies mostly about Fighting

[sba20041]

@waynnart Spammer ._. .l.

[waynnart]

-Is not for making fun when he is very real in HEAVEN and everything in HEAVEN becomes real on earth when he is the new king in heaven,but the Devil changes certain things to blind the WORLD when certains things happen in Hell and become real on Earth like HEAVEN and Hell,Heaven is 1st power,the Hell is second power when the Devil is the second most dominate thing in the universe. When I been to both places,making fun of the king in heaven is not fine but disturbing. Go loser Chuck say something

[waynnart]

-and still I didn't bring up my case,I saw another body builders and was imprissed with their build but then again they would be IMPRESSED too when the KRYPTONITE goes off me and they would intiminated by me when I am written in the BIBLE when I became FLESH in John NEW TESTIMENT is when I became flesh. Then I went up to huzkey-chuck norris uploaded by bikitox and saw the body of my Christ added to Chuck's head thats when I am on you,I became flesh and my son Jesus Christ with a missing Y-

[waynnart]

When I was looking at Wrestlers from the past /present then I saw a 22 year body builder on the side,big muscles for he's age,but fact remains I became the ULTIMATE WARRIOR at 16 years old and I saw the other photos of me flexing in blue,1 of my biggest time as the ultimate warrior and thats close by when I stopped being the ULTIMATE WARRIOR,only AMERICANS can get credits like that but me ALL COVER UPS. I know they are BIG but they would go WOW when all the KRYPTONITE goes off my body-

[waynnart]

-We challenge off Camera and he lost to me,I made all the final fights in different names in Undisputed1,2,3.,I made over 110 movies including the all UNDISPUTED movies in final fight. I put Steven Seagull into a COMA. Chuck why am I on your case! I'll tell you why another loser to me-

[waynnart]

When Chuck lost to my UNCLE I knew he isn't the one,I seen Chuck lose to my half brother Jacky Chan and what I say is nothing but the truth! Chuck and I was going to make a movie and thats when I was on my early carreer as Van Damme,1 of my ex-girlfriends from Heaven said I am faster then him,she told me if I make that movie and lose she will leave me,I told Chuck off camera I won't make the movie,he wondered what happen,I told him that I would win,if he wins I be the bad guy-

[Alinutz321]

FAKE! Chuck Norris can beat that idiot with ... eyes

[DuskAstartes]

gay game for gay ppl

[Alexbtfan13]

Chuck norris does not use cheat codes he is the cheat code

[Netavio]

1:50 DONT READ MY SIGN

xD

[mrdeo1996]

0:06..........the best part of the video!!

[Dudewithoutmustache]

thats fake the REAL chuck norris would just point at him and his face would melt off

[JaiNerfWars]

WHY THE HELL DIDN'T CHUCK NORRIS JUST STARE AT HIM?

[TheGodZB]

I think chuck norrys won...

[phxxr650r]

LOOKS MORE LIKE FUCK HORSE NOT CHUCK NORRIS

[worldbestlatindad]

Shit, you know there's no way anyone can beat Chuck Norris.

[OHHHHYEAAAAA]

if i had a nickel for every pixel...

[sk8trboy4lyfe]

@OHHHHYEAAAAA u would have over 240 nickels

[MrMysteryGuest1]

Chuck Norris CAN kill a man in 3 seconds in this video game! He's only playing with his food!

[skullfaceak47]

1:39 look at the big screen. You cant miss it.Its kane

[skullfaceak47]

Chuck Norris entrance, look at where it shows their recent matches.Its Kane?

WTF

[ZombezRHuman]

All the way from Youtube, Here comes....

BAD QUAILITY!!!

[agentcork]

this video is only exist becuz chuck Norris said it could exist

[Flugenful]

3:25 

[NoseSeal]

Chuck Norris only chooses to be videotaped with a toaster.

[Maximus19950529]

xD

[JustASkill]

@SuperTechno10 An unoriginal comment we meet again....

[CoDisafishy]

@SuperTechno10 generic comment, we meet again....

[DC3000LOL]

@SuperTechno10 copied comment we meet again...

[wifidudejj]

@SuperTechno10 dumb overused comment we meet again....

[PatrickA4555]

when chuck norris ejaculate he causes a tsunami

[syxfcysdfdASDF]

Geilo

[askx0047]

Fake, he would KO him by rasing his hands.

[Warriorcats24]

chuck norris used an icelandic dictionary to do math test, he got an a+

[lonlywolf14]

chuck Norris would win by just using his finger and saying chuck three times

[driffter1976]

Someone already said it most likely, but surely that's Hacksaw Duggan, not Norris.

[Tomekspawn]

Great fight! I wish you can ad Bruce Lee in this game.

[DillonStanfordTV]

Did you record this with chuck norris's legs? Of course you didn't it is not in HD.

[TheMoonhamster14]

FAKE, the start of the match would be a knock out.

[optidyfan]

we all know the result "chcky Norris win's, perfecti!"

[zaph1987]

Another original fact. All James Bond movies are actually documentaries about an average week in the life of Chuck Norris.....yes he is really that badass.

[zaph1987]

Here's an original Chuck Fact. The Titanic reportedly sank after colliding with the tip of an Iceberg...FALSE. What they really hit was Chuck Norris as he was practicing his backstroke.

[MrWarJoker]

in Real Life This is How the Match would End : The End Chuck Norris Always wins Round House Singularity Kick

[zaph1987]

This is FAKE....THAT is NOT Chuck Norris.....the first roundhouse kick would have erased that guy from history and he took what 10+?! You sir are a LIAR!

[herkese]

@zaph1987 hahaaha you faggot, this is a Playstation game

[zaph1987]

@herkese LOL DUH! Thank you captain obvious, I would have been in constant turmoil if you had not informed me that that was a ps2 game....phew now I can finally sleep again. You sir are a gentlemen and a scholar, and BTW I am not a bundle of sticks so how dare you call me one! And good job there detecting a joke and sarcasm....what are you, like 13 or something? Lol get off your PC and experience the world a little so you can understand jokes, it will help you in the long run from looking dumb.

[CR9Razor]

@herkese No Shit, Sherlock

[grog820]

Recorded With A HDTurnip?

[Itachi1000Uchiha]

The Church: God created the Universe (World).

Scientists: The Universe was created from the Big Bang.

Me: Chuck Norris just farted!

[giles14]

It's clearly a Video game, in RL Chuck will only need 5 secs of staring to finish him to death

[ajdead5]

chuck norris would have all the titles in WWE. and then some.

[cumedor2000]

Chuck Norris bungee jumps without rope.

[LordDyhalto]

Chuck Norris went to a restaurant and ordered a steak.

The steak did what it was told.

[theguythatmakesvids1]

what cereal box did you record this with.

[NaxxoZL15]

one day chuck norris got sex in a car, now that car is part of transformers

[Minorheadinjury]

You don't summon chuck Norris, you die

[runelap]

chuck norris had an idea of selling his urin as a bebrage in early 2007.

we now know this bebrage as redbull.

[Shinsorataka]

@runelap *Beverage

[lmnllouis]

Minecraft has more pixels than this!

[jtsdknu]

Chuck Norris does not bending it pushes the planet

[Shinsorataka]

chain-posting!!! lol

[WhiteDeathrow]

If that was chuck norris this video would only be one second long including the 3 counts

[TheKylzuz]

THAT'S NOT CHUCK NORRIS! CHUCK NORRIS ONLY NEED 0 PUNCHES!

[isc0p3db1nl4d3n]

how can he survive more than chuck norris roundhouse kick?!?!?!?!

[Shinsorataka]

@catinasubwoofer Yeah... Ever heard of a quote?

[lolzerpro99]

if a zombie bites chuck norris he doesnt become a zombie the zombie becomes chuck norris

[00TylerKJones00]

Chuck Norris facts:

-When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down

-When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

[rockinfetus916]

The like/dislike bar looks like the health bar when u got to start a fight with chuck norris,only by looking at you.

[jente5]

dude can you tell me how you made a camera out of a toaster

[wacher8]

Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land

[viveyutub14]

chuck norris is so tought that when he does a pull-up , he dosen't go up , the earth go's down

[harrybeast58]

Chuck norris doesnt win............. he allows you to lose

[evolutiontechnique]

I think people like you are retarded putting games up on ehere its not what we want to come on youtube for we come to see rare footage of respectable people and ones who probably dont sit around playing games as theyre too busy looking good!

[muratturan3]

1080 full HD

[bsmj121]

how did i go from rich froning to this?

[rmoor03d]

why am I watching this

[AER1994]

@rmoor03d lol seriously why am i here right now.

[tapelesspit54]

loading...loading....loading..­.loading....

[eck1973]

pish

[iThingz]

Chuck norris doesen't fight, he just allows you to loose.

[Shinsorataka]

@iThingz Also - lose, not loose

[GameCrawler]

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money.

[The19763]

Bob Dylan wrote a song about the time God said he could beat Chuck Norris, it's called..........Knockin on heavens door.

[DaROFLBigMac]

When Chuck Norris was a kid, his english teacher was talking about homework. She said you have to write the meaning of courage. Chuck just wrote his name. He got an A+

[Shinsorataka]

Chuck doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.

[RubenNunes93]

@Shinsorataka ahahahahahahahah xD

[MRIFAILATCOD]

@Shinsorataka epic rab battles of history?

[Shinsorataka]

@MRIFAILATCOD Oh yes... ERBOH FTW!!!

[bearwwe]

@Shinsorataka you did not make that up.thats form epic rap battles of history.

[Shinsorataka]

@bearwwe Yes. It's a quote.

[GusTheBus326]

@Shinsorataka LOL thats from epic battles of history



[MatiasznHabbodk]

240p We meet again!

[ZZXdestruction]

what..... why didnt the world explode when he threw him on the ground??? alright im callin fake on this one

[kefrdnskh]

chuck norris Can count to infinity twice

[faty6892915]

chuck norris sucks dick

[ballsramindeep]

chuck norris... that is he joke

[Gralysin]

i missed the roundhouse kik...

[Z71america]

insert your unorigional chuck norris joke here

[Gh0u1]

So this video is of Chuck Norris versus Rickety Cricket?

[GOPsMrDependable]

Im glad he beat that muslim loser.

[MrCacaldo]

Chuck Norris farts. Next thing you know: You are dead.

[MultiBulletproof123]

chuck norris tears can cure cancer....its a shame hes never cried

[TheViperViperson]

The Enemy wouldnt step into the Ring with Chuck Norris he would Roundhouse kick him and fart in his Face

[finnster9]

fake chuck norris would win in 0.0000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000001 seconds

[HarryEricShaun]

chuck norris can escape a master ball

[pollard068]

there is the real Santa and there are mall Santas....Chuck clearly has the same thing going for him. This match is too long to be the real Chuck Norris. This has to be a mall Chuck Norris.

[UptownJ23]

Did anyone know that Chuck Norris was in the movie Jurassic Park? Remember the scene where the T-Rex was chasing the Jeep? Well... Chuck was chasing the T-Rex.

[Detsurasu]

Chuck on his last legs, moron got lucky!

[jhaggy88]

Some say the ring is only Chuck Norris' playground.

[sideslide23]

Chuck Norris for President.

[RedRiverChannel]

It's funny with all those Chuck Norris jokes..

especially since must people that talk about chuck haven't seen any of his movies

[miciso666]

@RedRiverChannel finally a guy with more than 3 brain cells everyone knows bruce lee is better so when i see crap like chuck norris can move mountains by just looking at em my mind changes chuck norris into bruce lee :3

[sn00za]

wtf ? who is insane enough to get in the ring with Chuck Norris ??

[trentsker816]

Chuck Norris had to beet up a muslim, Chuck Norris rocks...

[Arsehel]

@trentsker816 fuck you what's wrong with muslims

[thekyle235]

hd

[DangerousRetard3]

If Chuck Norris were a potato...

He would be a very good potato.

[computernerd01num2]

@DangerousRetard3 no if chuck norris was a potato no people would buy him in fear of being bashed to death

[NutSackFury]

If Jesus christ can walk on water...... Chuck Norris can swim through land

[joemoe175]

@NutSackFury aer you saying they are the same?

[WisetSerpent]

@NutSackFury Chuck Norris is a Christian, so in serving Christ he would never put himself above Him. Chuck Norris is the creation, Jesus is the creator. :)

[TerraXeildan]

Chuck Norris makes the impossible possible

[whatthefluk]

Chuck already killed this loser in "Delta Force".

[Dim4323]

CHUCK NORRIS!

yeah yeah we know the internet meaning

[janvesely2424]

Chuck Norris je iz Srbije i poreklom je iz Mrcajevaca

[MrCrazymcgee123]

when someone punches chuck norris in the face he says ouch to make the person feel like they actually hurt him.

[240998100]

chuck norris acabou o namoro com uma menina antes de começar a namorar

[rohverKS]

Chuck Norris, some time ago in New York, bit a spider!

[PivotMegaMaster]

chuck norris is GAY

[TheDaMirell]

when chuck norris makes a roundhousekick the world spins wrong

[burgstett]

du fotze



[Bolezac]

1 : 39 Kane *_*

[pubah13]

chuck VS. norris

who wins?

correct answer = chuck norris :P

[nagfreas]

Normal people bet there asses kicked by kung fu champions, chuck got his asses kicked by a kung fu god, badly. As it should be

[OooR3ooO]

When Chuck Norris takes "Push-Ups" he pushes the Earth down.

[mrBobcaruana1956]

how the heck did this animation crap get over four million viewa ?and he looks nothing like chuck norris.

[kidjr95]

@TheKenTerry -_-

[Andres37Revert]

Chuck hasn't never been such strong like in this game ¬¬

[TheKenTerry]

Rev. Jesse Jackson once beat Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. Chuck retaliated by inventing racism.

[blablaria]

Chuck norris isn`t flying , he dares gravity to take him down.

[Wtfmpe]

even the video game hits are fake

[magnet270497]

00:08



[Ichiz98]

so we meet again 240p.

[diselkraft]

Lets send Chuck to Afghanistan and win that fking war!!

[8anos7]

Some guys pee their names in the snow. Chuck do it in concrete

[SemenTheMerphiles]

he more looks like wolverine......

[BotheredShadow]

Chuck Norris is so manly that he doesn't actually have nipples. He just paints them on so no one gets freaked.

[tk9wtky]

chuck norris is every where and no where at the same time

[Mr1994wright]

chuck norris once visited the virgin islands, they are now known as the islands

[Thedeshan666]

What is this game?

[miniirishdog333]

@Thedeshan666 its wwwe smackdown vs raw 2006 and its a create a superstar because i have the game and chuck norris isnt in it

[Polovene]

fake

this is not the real chuck norris, no human body can stay in one piece after two of his kicks

[HDuser100]

Look at Chuck norris weakness /watch?v=4lQ1Pz_O-j0&feature=r­elated

You will be surprised

[ActionWaction]

@HDuser100 Dude Chuck Norris has no weakness.

[HDuser100]

@ActionWaction You propably did not see the video. His weakness is an blender

[Countrychiddler]

Chuck Norris eats titanium ball bearings for breakfast, hot lavasoup for lunch and chicken wings for dinner.

[jaimeexd]

chuck norris uppercutted a horse once, from that point giraffes were born

[ExtremeLegend88]

Chuck Norris went to heaven... because hell was scared of him

[DFK01091914]

You kmow I think the reason these jokes are soo popular is because Norris was/is a truely great kick ass action hero, not flashy just beat ya ass down with a few round0house kicks lol...some off stuff he pulls off in WTR are amazing considering his age at the time..very nostalgic for a 25YR OLD LIKE ME...BUT FOR YOUNGER ONES...I DONT THINK THEY GET IT.

[DFK01091914]

this was a great game and 2008 too...

[Domin8R1000]

Chuck Norris can burn fire.

[MichaelLewisApollo]

chuck norris was once on wheel of fortune, the episode consisted of him spinning first, and then the crowd, other players, and pat standing around awkwardly waiting for the wheel to stop spinning :3

[MrCacaldo]

Chuck Norris farts

The Earth EXPLODES