Cooking With Gamzee

[screammeealullaby]

This is how I cook in the kitchen everyday.

[darkfire1044]

i am a pie and i find this french

[BlackMermaid100]

*Oven blows up*

YEA!

[KitTheKittyCat]

AW YEEEEEEEE

[xXDanteskXx]

Le~ BOOM voyage

[PurplePandaPartay]

Le HoNk

[roman11777]

"Le honk"

*favorite*

[cotenahargrove]

:37

ImaginATION

[DEDEDE711]

theres not enough mother fuckers! D:

[TwinDragons310]

That's awesome.

[SadisticTreehugger]

Only Octopimp can do a Gamzee accent AND a French accent at the SAME TIME.

[DropThatBass5567]

The mustache, it's fucking amazing!

[amyrose46766]

Le Honk :o)

[theAka001videos]

ze mozefuckin bowl

[TheGrisini]

OmNomNomNom .. c:

[DemonShadowWolf1]

@Ayumi6664 XD i agree with you

[Ayumi6664]

I think impersonated french accent is, like, tenn times hotter than real french accent. I'm french and I wish I could talk like that when I talk in english xD

[TheViv2001]

poor gamzee. He has no makeup. :o(

[Boburt222]

Le Honk

[SuperDomoBear]

No one has noticed his face paint isnt there??

[Hikari1219]

Is that La vie en Rose playing in the background? :0

[hashbrown7782]

@Hikari1219 yes

[SynHalloween13]

wonder how many motherfucking ovens he has to go though ><

[Mattulaak]

Now do a german gamzee that teches us something

[xTsukiTsuki]

Lost me shit at the "le honk" xD

[MaleahRene]

oh i tried making this but what do you do after the oven explodes? d-do i eat it...

[GhosteonProductions]

Oh Gamzee. X3 Only you. *le hOnK*

[TheViv2001]

:o) honk honk!

[mishletomoni]

YOU. JUST. MADE. MY. FUCKING. DAY.

[kikiokame1331]

So every time Gamzee makes a pie, he blows up an oven?

[iomayroseblossom]

:o) *honk* to ;o{) *le honk*

[msrubyaurora]

PUT 1T 1N L3 MOTH3RFUCK1N BOWL

[greycatLP]

Le Awesome

[flaminglimbz]

I will never see that happening to him

[SexyZexyHeartsXiggy]

Le boom

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

0:31

Le~BOOM!

[ahoyjulia]

i followed this recipe and my oven actually caught on fire ;n;

[robajack1]

@ahoyjulia how was the slime?

[XxTheUrbanLifexX]

~Le hOnK~

[WiCKeD22122]

i luv tht"Le HoNk"

[xDarKestNightz]

~ Le - Boom ~

cx i died.

[xakatsukirikux]

he must be the best oven buyer in the world

[XxTheUrbanLifexX]

0:40 lol

[thegoodlittledevil]

motherfukin bowl

[SaraOnRoblox77]

Le HoNk =Home motherfuckin stuck

[RomanianVampyre]

~L3 . . .~ 1M NOT 3V3N GONN4 GO TH3R3

[PandaBearInASuit]

~Le same top comment~

[MagneticProductions7]

Le~BOOM!

[JohnnyCgirl91]

Omg I made it right :'D

[YondaMoegi]

~Le HoNk~

[sfstein417]

alternea loses more ovens that way

[trioxyz7]

~Le HoNk~

[Amphy720]

Gamzee didn't get sober (and crazy) because he ran out of slime...he just ran out of ovens.

[OfficalSakura]

So wait, now we have a Mexican Tavros AND a French Gamzee!?

[PandaBearInASuit]

Say top comment?

UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEE!!!!

[mryoshi1221]

this ruined everything

[HeavyMetalHindu]

I was thinking to myself "please say 'motherfucking' in a french accent" and I think I feel red for Gamzee now that he answered that prayer 0_o

[killerkirbydude]

W3LL, 1 GU3SS YOU M1GHT S4Y...

*SUNGLASSES*

...W3'R3 R34LLY COOK1NG W1TH G4S.

Y34444444444444444444444444444­44444444444444HHHHH

[cattyGodstrid]

Cookeing wis Gamzeh.

[xMORGANisAkittyx]

I was gonna make a comment seeing Le Honk.

Then I saw the top comments.

}:C

[Xena111Vit111]

@xMORGANisAkittyx Same XD

[loudspeakerist]

FiRsT yOu WiLl NeEd A mOtHeRfUcKiNg BoWl .  :o{D

[TheVooDooTaco]

Le boom~

[cheezybunz12]

Motherfucking bowl almost killed me XD

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

ommfg.... oh my motherfucking gog

[Socotrine]

yes

[UTAUtarded]

Le~BOOM!

[SmartBlonde250]

~Le Honk~

[IHasTheRabies4Yaoi]

Le HoNk is the name of our cosplay group <3

[SandvichEqualsTasty]

I lost it at ~le honk~

[Lootjelo]

Is it weird... If this totally made me hungry?

[TheOtakuSun]

He must go through a lot of ovens...

[SoleiltheAlmighty]

mOThErFuCKin iMaGInAaAAATiOn.

[SpawnTheWolf14]

@SoleiltheAlmighty You beat me to it. D'|

[Mespritroth]

So when the smoke alarms go off, it's done? That simple?

I know what I'm having tonight.

[good2goism]

OLYMPICSTUCK!!

Anyone?

[PandaBearInASuit]

Le~BOOM!

[LilMiku99]

Gamzee est le meilleur troll

[DesignMiss]

C'est génial quand Gamzee parle français ! Encore, encore ! Super accent ^^

[SpasmodicCosplay]

YES I CAN SPEAK FRENCH.

C'EST TRES MAGNIFIQUE<3

le honk! :o)

[AllMightyTallestEmma]

@SpasmodicCosplay Oui oui! J'ai parler francais vu! ^^ (Terribly though)

[lucitetokki]

this is definitely my headcanon for gamzee now haha

[deviousnarwhal]

C'EST MAGNIFIQUE! ahhh i love gamzee<3

[HetaliaRoseThorn]

I don't have any bowls! D: ...Can I borrow a bucket?

[jonasisnumba1]

~Le Honk~

:o)

[TEREZl]

@Leopardstar757 HMM hmm that was a wee bit racist dere.

[Leopardstar757]

@TEREZl Again, Hetalia joke. ^^'

I'm not sure if your familiar with that. ^^'

[TEREZl]

@Leopardstar757 I watched Hetalia. I guess it's good. :-)

[GLaD1138]

Le MiRaClEs

[shadowwolf2334]

lE HoNk~

[H0RR0rCH1Ck]

He must go through a lot of ovens to make that. : (

Awesome!

[AkaJounetsu]

French stereotypes always make me laugh !

The 'Le Honk' and 'C'est très magnifique' just got me ... Btw great french accent !

[KonoTheKami]

Russian equius?

[xxKaoruLoverxx]

You had me at "le Honk" :')

[NeoCarbuncle]

French!Gamzee is hilarious. He should totOBEYally have his own cooking show. One that our supreme overlord Betty Crocker would be proud to cSTAYASLEEPall her own. ALL HAIL THE BATTERWITCH!

[IHasTheRabies4Yaoi]

Just putting this out here: the Frenchstuck cosplayers have finally found a name for the cosplay group!

Our name is now officially ~Le HoNk~

[Epicroller8745]

I feel embarresed that i know how to speak french now...

[girgirl09]

John used the recipe to blow up the oven and stop his Dad on the Betty Crocker rampage.

And thus; Dad disliked thrice in revenge for the oven.

[MurasakiHime4ever]

I only just realized Gamzee doesn't have his clown paint in this...

[TwinDragons310]

Hooray!

[MooseyFate01]

Le hOnK~

[FurryWolfehMind]

1000 times better than anything on food network

[MarysSounds]

OH OUI GAMZEE PARLE EN FRANCAIS PARLE ENCORE NE T'ARRETES PAS AAAAAAAH

*ahem* sorry. But that's just perfect. My favorite character. SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE. :'D

[ShineyMew7]

The explosion you hear is a sign that it's done! :3

[ShadowImperials]

That pie sure is baked...

[kenzouilli]

This is even funnier when you DO speak french x3

[Hello2Cello]

0:41

gamzee, there's so much wrong with you...

(but that makes you adorable!)

[AkameNoHanrei]

~Le honk~ 

[FrauDoktorLee]

This is how I made my own Slime Pie for a Homestuck luncheon, but without any sort of explosion, of course.

[kitwish]

In French class, I now say ~Le honk~. Nobody gets it ;3;

[Leopardstar757]

France.

Does not.

Approve. XD

((Hetalia fans will get that. XD))

[DeathByZombiez]

@Leopardstar757 OH GOD.

HETALIA.

WHUTURRYUUUDOINHURRR.

[Leopardstar757]

@DeathByZombiez Whut, I can't be a Hetalia fan AND a Homestuck fan? Damn fandom war. >.>

[ShinyEeveeification]

@Leopardstar757 Generally, when you make a fandom joke, you don't state its a fandom joke. You make the fandom joke, and it is acknowledged, and life goes on.

[eponafan]

@Leopardstar757 PAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAA~

[Leopardstar757]

@eponafan VODKAAAAAAAAAAAA~

[kitwish]

@Leopardstar757 I LOVE YOU. TAKE MY VODKAS AND SALMIAKI. ALL OF THEM.

[Leopardstar757]

@kitwish NYEHEHE, OKAY~

[kitwish]

@Leopardstar757 OH AND DON'T FORGET THE PASTA AND TOMATOES.

[Leopardstar757]

@kitwish FUCK YEAH! -takes them all-

[kitwish]

@Leopardstar757 x3333333

all of your comments made me lol

[jolt583]

he must go through a lot of ovens :P

[Libertythesinger]

D--> Highblood, Are you sure this is edible?

D--> It, looks,

D---> I need a towel.

[DaPsychocat]

Très magnifique ? Doesn't exist, bro. Even in you motherfucking miracles. Honk.

[KeeshIScrazy]

I see miracles!!!!!!!!

[wakkanda]

motherfuckin...... hungry

[ldaskew]

looks delicious!!!

*eats*

*sees rainbows*

...trippy.

[italyvenya]

le~boom!

hMm

C'eSt MaGnIfIqUe!

XD

[MsEvilWriter]

DAT RAINBOW. O.O

[thelonelyseadweller]

That accent. I think I have a boner now. Oh god.

[DuckofAwesomeify]

The kitchen explodes.

Cest Tres Magnific!

[thunderwolfmoon]

I cannot unhear Gamzee with that accent now.

[iliveinahousebitch]

Le bOoM. the way he talks reminds me of "cooking with dog" :1

[DesignMiss]

It's funny but we say "C'est magnifique !" not "C'est très magnifique !" xD Yes, I am French, sorry.

[ialtplus3you]

~Le HoNk~

[Katana519]

:D C'est tres magnific!

[Katana519]

My friend did the same thing to her toaster oven.... Only with a single egg roll ~Le Boom~

[UnaRampage]

@Katana519 That happens with pudding cups. I used to put them in the cafeteria micro just to listen to the bang and anger all the little children surrounding me. Exploded pudding tastes like miracles.

[N3RDYG0GGLES]

Yeah Gamz, with the oven... I did exactly the same thing yesterday XD

Hi-five for epic fail, bro?

[TheMadaratheleader]

wouldnt that be hard to give a clown that talks like a gangster a french accent ?

[Diamondkid2271]

CeSt TrEs MiRaCuLoUs

[KokoyaChan2314]

~Le Honk~ xD

[destructiondragon360]

MèRe MeRvEiLlEs SeInS

[CreepingBoNE]

A mOTHERFUCKIN bOWL.

Made my motherfuckin' day.

[CreepingBoNE]

~Le h0nK~

[BethvadertheGreat]

Two people actually tried to follow this recipe

[AlisaKeroro]

Oh God....i never though i would be so proud to be ~Le Capricorn~

[Rass2Berry]

~Le boom~

[VengeanceOtaku1]

Dat Moustache.

Full of motherfuckin miracles bro.

[datpanda46]

lol my friend (who is our gamzee) says Le honk all the time now XD

[Delnyque]

@datpanda46 I need one of those friends. . . wait. . . may be I am the Gamzee of my firends. . . oh fuck

[datpanda46]

@Delnyque lol embrace your gamzee-ness XDD

[Littlesall]

press seven for Le Boom~ :D

[Vampericlegends]

Le honk made me fall out of my chair

[LizBroaddus]

0:32 Me gusta face

[kippehkun]

What do I do if none of my bowls are in the habit of fucking mothers? D8

[AbeTheMightyFish]

oh so this is what happens when i decide to look in my reccomendables instead of doing my french coursework.....

[hebleblew4476]

IMAAAAAAGINAAAATIOOOON

[MissKillata]

~Le HoNk~

Suddenly became my favorite phrase ever.

[Rasberryseed10]

A muzzerfucking bowl.

[animegirl98xxx]

I now have ~lE hOnK~ written on my French folder <3

[smartkidcno]

~Le MiRaClEs~

[G0T0HellBish666]

*gasp* COOKIEZ!

[DragonXPuppyChan]

Cooking with Gordon Gamzee XD!

[OoChizuruoO]

All the Frenchies Giggle at 0:36 x3

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

I did this in my kitchen my house got burned down but atleast its better than my moms cooking

[KillerXSquirtle]

I was expecting just one big YEEEEEEE PIIIIE at the end

[Lidrena]

~Le BoOm~

[12345wery]

you forgot the faygo

[KaraMayonakaSora]

Nice American French, bro. ;P

Gotta stick it up your nose to get a more authentic effect, if you should be happen to be interested for future reference. Also, if 'h' is at the beginning of a word, it's silent.

[CruelHearts63]

Bowl? D: But, isn't that a pie tin? >.> Aw well, a bowl can be a pie tin if Gamzee want it to be~ -w-

[CruelHearts63]

@CruelHearts63 Sorry, I meant "a pie tin can be a bowl if Gamzee wants it to be" XD