DW3: Yellow Turbans-Zhang Bao's Rockslide

[sim24687193]

IT'S MR. GARRISON!!!!!!

[mortified0]

Cue Indiana Jones theme.

[Minigun101]

Mahahahahajack!!!

[nepomusik]

Time to make ze maaaaaaagicks!

[ultimaT]

Press 4 for Maaaaagiiiiic, you're welcome

[MCulpa]

@ultimaT

thumb this shit up

[OverlordAubz]

I cant stop watching this

[TheJesterFacade]

He sounds like Stan Marsh from South Park

[DJTornis]

maaaaaagaaaaaaaaack

[rankaratar]

HE SOUNDS LIKE MR GARRISON FROM SOUTH PARK!

[dwoverdose52]

@rankaratar I thought that too, either that or Roger from American Dad XD

[BobaPhett42]

I remember it!

[tickydude]

he sounds gayer

[holhol1235]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEE­EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[ShadowGricken]

as seen on tv tropes

[PortableSix]

There is seriously no possible way any human being can make that kind of utterance and deserve throw boulders.. kill the bitch.

[torduc22]

i thought this was the coolest fucking thing in the game; stones falling and flying 20 feet into the air when you are hit

[Ghostthebat]

I can't stop hitting the 4 key... O_O

[Jasonbobdude]

Do the two giant balls signify something? Not much of a "rockslide" in the traditional sense...

[jrmafiamarkass]

DW3-4. BEST voice acting, EVER!

[AnotherHaloReviewer]

This guy should win the funniest voice and lines award.

[nepomusik]

If Zhang Bao should somehow become playable in a future DW, he's gotta have this line back. Maybe as his True Musou quote?

[valcristgallant]

I FINALLY FOUND IT!! LMFAO

Me and my cousin could never stop laughing at this when we saw it lol still fresh in our minds from many years ago XD

MAAAAAAAAAAG-G-G-G-GICCCKKK *wave motions*

[BlluueJay]

I thought Zhang Jiao said he doesn't believe in magic.....

[MinecraftDemon]

"Feel the power of my Matchic!"

[AnAssassinSandwich]

every time you see this...just think of Mr. Garrison

[TheNewbyOfWoW]

@AnAssassinSandwich agreed

[TheDavynator0]

lol narm

[Arcname]

So I noticed that Zhao Bao sounds like a crazed hobo in every single game so far.

[Kenidashi]

...this sounds like something off of South Park.

[Celedan]

Whats a Mageck??

[NataOtum]

My favorite scene in the whole game.

[MEGALAWLABLE]

MAAAGEEEEEEEECK

[TheAverage1]

haha voice crack!

[catsndogs98]

"That rock slide was soooo not fabulous."

[whatatwist25]

lol.. sounds like the unicorns.. candy mountain charlleyy

[OlaftheFlashy]

"Feel the power of my maaaaaaaaaagggggggggiiiiiiic - "

" - 'cause its FAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBLLLLLLLL­IIOOOOOUUUUUS!!!!"

[IsothosestrasZephyr]

@OlaftheFlashy If only he said that as well...

[Nicky3guns]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chazychaz14265]

Zhang Bao- feel the power of my...maaaajic!!

(very small rolling stones appear)

Zhang Bao- ooops!  Oo

[Doom2Guy]

Feel the power of Mister Hat!

[WiiMan25]

"feel the power of my...maahhhhgihhhhc!"

[FINboy1995]

Dw3 voice acting has made me many laughs but this rules above them all xD!

[jjjonno]

the soliders should be happy,they just got 2 boobs to play with

[J14ngL00]

His magic consists of giant stone solid balls?

No thanks. I don't wanna feel that.

[MwazZi]

I lol'd

[ranko024]

Why does his voice sound like someone off of south park? O___O

[Atreus21]

Majaaaack!

[robynb91]

Guest staring the voice of Zhang Bao: Mr. Garrison!!!!

"Feel the power of my...*dramatic pause*...Magic!!!!"

[richard4120]

MAGGIIIIIIICCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!

this is why i loved dynasty warriors 3 the voices were so funny

[Majic275]

Mr. Garrison from South Park much? That made me laugh out loud.

[GrimNFrostbitten]

This has made me and my younger brother laugh for years. Best moment in DW3.

[ryanxwonbinx]

I lol'd so hard when I first heard this. Same with, "Yuan Shu! You have deceived me!"

[Jeremy092387]

what the fuck?

[DoWeKiteFaust]

Bowlan Gaems

[eramir228]

real voice? or dub lol

[Tyranitar635]

not edited at all.

[Tyranitar635]

Love the pause before "MAGEEECK"

[tastethejace]

He conjures two gigantic balls?

[mewsailormermaid]

MACKGEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIICK

xDDDD

[gold3263301]

MAHAGEEEEECK

[SirBurpalot21]

OH man I remember this!

LOL

[ausaskar]

Zhang Bao, best character in dynasty warriors 3, despite only appearing in one level.

[SMDavis53]

@ausaskar If only for that line yes he was the best character

[numbuh48]

LOL OH MAN

is this real? or is it dubbed LOL

[MCManimation]

He kind of reminds me of Timmy off of South Park!.

MMAAHHHHHGGGGEEECKKK!

TTIIIMMMEEEEYY!

Resembelence, see!

[SSJ3raditz]

FEEL THE POWER OF MY

MAAHAHAGEEEEEECK

[Kamos32]

Pure comedy gold!

[grimreaper119]

hesounds like that guy who always has the pupet from south

park

[conradojavier]

it's Mrs. Garrison to you!

[madmonkey43]

we quote this all the time... its pretty hard to pull off

[TheKOEIwarrior]

He sounds like a fag XD

[Gaian000]

this and flaming idiots line lol

[bowman9884957]

i wish i can play zhang liang but he nonplayable

[viet411]

LOL this never gets old

[Vorlnax]

zhang bao spewed the two single mose bad-ass lines in DW3.

[MingTongPang54]

lol bowling alley with han soldiers as pins. : )

[LuXun5]

lol i remember this line!

[machao95]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggiiiii­iiiccccccc

[ToofyMcJack]

worst.voice acting.ever.

[overseer06]

Laughing like a moron. All those guys standing around are just a bunch of "FLAMING IDIOTS!!!" It makes me question the members of the Yellow Turban Rebellion (>.>) 5/5

[redrosefriendy]

I bet Zhang Bao regrets saying that now.

[jcastree]

best line of any DW game ever!

[xKennyrulesx]

"feel the power of my mageeek!"

"What?"

"Run, run you fool!"

"No he sounds like an idiot I'm going to get kick is gay ass"

"you're an idiot....."

*groan*

never judge someone by how they sound......except zhang bao you can judge him on how he sounds lol

[moonlight293]

AHAHAHAHA! I love it! *watches it 50 times*

[xKennyrulesx]

"feel the power of my mageek!"

1 second later

*rocks break*

[ithasbegun]

feel the power of my (gay) magic!!

*giant testicles roll down the hill*

[ShadowFootman]

LOL LOLOLOLOLOL

[ithasbegun]

feel the power of my gay mahagehic

[SaintNiggalin]

BEHOLD THE MAGEKAL GHEY ARTS!!

[Demmler565]

lol "scary" shaking hand + bad english XD

[TranceDevotee]

mahahahajek!

[Explicit305]

ohh scary shaking hand lol

[flamerings]

lmao he sounds gay magek!!!!!!

[helloteddy123]

Lmfao, feel the power of my MAahahaGAaake

[TAKEMARU666]

yellow turban lvls were fun in dw 3 in 4 and 5 its like ehh kill the boss and go to the next stage no fun lol

[FinalepenguiN]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[0mgHaX0r]

LOL