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  • "I would put my money on

  • i laughd so hard at 2:07

  • Where is episode 6? :(

  • @Ebnyflower This is episode 6.

  • The ticker at the bottom had me rolling.

  • Work of genius.

  • "Mr Deity and George Luca: separated at birth" LMAOF!

  • Snuggle up lol

  • @Jaisears1 I wanna snuggle up with Jesse.

  • Hey Brian, I'm from the Caribbean, and I think you guys are CRAZY FUNNY!!! (Wait a minute, I din't have to say where I was from. You know that already. You ARE the diety...LOL)

  • @misterdeity Sir, you are a genius. I am flattened...is it flattered or flattened when you receive praise from a god? Fook it, I'm going with flattened. I am flattened by your comment.

    If you claim to be a god in a comedic sense and you accumulate a cult following, does that mean you started a cult? You don't live anywhere near Waco, Texas do you? I'm sure I'm not the first to see this but Waco is a "k" away from sick irony!

    I caught the Superbowl prediction cutoff this time. I thought it was

  • Larry: "Hey Sir, he flicked me"

    Jesse: "Did not...."

    Mr. D "SHUT UP!"

    Brilliant stuff.

  • I would have loved playing organized football if we were allowed to snuggle up!

    O.J. ended up in prison anyway and the innocent verdict gave black people something to be proud of for like a week before they realized he did it, so it was a win/sort-of-win.

    Kobe has 5 rings and only 2 MVPs. Could you help him get some more of the latter? Thanx

    And I let the dogs out. I'd been at work all day and, luckily, they hadn't made the potties on the carpet. I know I should have leashed them. Sorry.

  • @Slapnutzmalone You made me LOL! Funny stuff1 Thanks.

  • Frankly I only floss because of Mr. D.

  • I'm sorry Mr Deity but I don't buy this...I'm a Detroit Lions fan and considering that they haven't won but one playoff game since 1957. (I'm still saying that 1991 was god's miracle year for the Lions) As well as that 0-16 season and how long Matt Millen era lasted that a divine power had to have been involved. I mean no team can suck that badly without a little help.

  • oh my logic this is fucking funny

  • in the name of the diety, the boy and larry!! That's my new prayer!!

  • Brian.. i think your videos are absolute genius, as soon as i get my next paycheck im making a donation.

  • Hey Brian . . . is it true that you taught Tiger Woods how to put?

  • Put? Or putt? BTW, here are the winning lotto numbers: 5 29 17 41 20 and the bonus number is 7. Now, you just have to figure out which lotto and when. Good luck.

  • @misterdeity I understand that you exist in every timeframe, but do your Youtube posts as well? :P

  • Apparently.

  • Brian . . . you forgot to mention . . . about people are to quit asking you . . . who is going to win and what numbers to play on the lotto?

  • I wanna snuggle up with Sean/jesse!

  • I'll take Jimbo!!! I'm willing to bet he is an excellent snuggler!!!

  • Snuggle up!

  • This guy isn't really like God. This guy communicates with us WAY TOO MUCH. God is too much of a prick to do that.

  • "Is that a question?"

    "Then yes I did."

    LMAO

  • Who is the tall young guy in this video, he is hot!!

  • lol, thats jesus

  • Jesus/Jesse

  • I absolutely love the "in the name of the deity, the boy, and Larry. SANCTIFICATION!"

    Makes me smile every time xD

  • Oh, Larry is the Holy Spirit! I was wondering who the Holy Spirit was.

  • yeah mi to

  • @TheHuggableSkeptic thats not true, the issue was answered in one of the other videos as far as i remember. the start is just a tribute to the holy triunitty

  • Fate didn't make it! xD

  • Kobe was a "he said, she said." Hysterical!

  • OHHHH once again - just in time to send to my family! Awesome! So many are going to "hate" me!

  • Stage right in this case is the same as Mr. Deity's right.

  • Okay, the word is now officially out. If you haven't already seen it, Sony launched a new site today called "Crackle." We are now a part of that. They are funding the next ten episodes which will air on Crackle exclusively. For more info, go to latimesdotcom and see the story about Crackle and Mr. Deity. Mr. Deity

  • Mr. D, I was wondering if you could help me. There's a woman I'm in love with (you already know who her name) but she happens to be married to someone else. I guess I'm breaking the coveting part, but what are you gonna do? How hot is hell? Maybe Lucy can answer that one. P.S. Is it wrong to hope they get divorced?

  • i love the news feed at the bottom<br>"red is the new orange" <br> ha haahaha ha aha

  • We're about to wrap up negotiations and sign a deal. I have the next five episodes written and I think you'll be very happy with them. We'll let you know what's ups as soon as we can. Thanks for your patience.

  • I just wanted to let you know that we're taking a break while we're in negotiations with some people regarding the future of Mr. Deity. There will not be a new episode for a while -- until we get things resolved. Sorry for the delay, but this will ultimately be a very good thing for the show. Mr. D

  • Thanks for all the support of Mr. Deity. There's a new poll on our "unofficial fan" website where you can vote for your favorite episode or chat with me, Larry - Mr. Deity's Personal Assistant

    please go to mrdeityfan.blogspot (dot) com

    THANKS!

  • So, I am not the only one who thinks he looks like George Lucas. Good to know.

  • Sooo... George Lucas is god's brother?

  • Who let the dogs out?

  • Is Fate here? - LOL

    Xlent !!

  • i find this funny though i am a christian.

  • I guess larry is the holly spirit.

  • to all deity fans!

    we can't seem to post episode 9 on youtube, we've tried everything and so we are at a loss for now, you can see episode 9 on itunes podcast or at grouper dot com.

    thanks

    larry - mr deity's personal assistant

  • floss regularly. aha. how random..

  • Jesse LOL

  • "Tonight  on MDTV Investigates: Mr.Deity and George Lucas: Seperated at birth?" My thoughts exactly!

  • Fantastic as always! Read the ticker at the end to get the full effect!

  • xDDDD "Who let the dogs out?" xD Holy fucking shit this is hilarious!

  • we appreciate all of the positive repsonses!

    please visit the "unoffical fan" page mrdeityfan.blogspot dot com

    and our new unofficial myspace (still in progress) but join up as a friend

    as always, contact us at mrdeity dot com...we try to return all mail and we've met a lot of cool people

    jimbo marshall - aka larry - mr. deity's personal assistant

  • Am I going to hell if I'm having homosexual thoughts about Jesus? Cause he's HOT!!!

  • "Be not afraid. I am with thee." (Still calling Jesus "Jesse" I see.) ROFLMAOUILFBE (Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off until I leak from both ends.)

  • Yeah COLTS! WHOO!

  • Lord Deity... where are you?

    Please give us some proof of your existence: give us more episodes.

    Or people will lose their faith... and more and more people will not believe you :(

    Please, MrDeity... we love your show.

    At least, give us a hello and tell us that you are/are not creating new episodes, ok?

    Thanks,

    Rui

  • HA HA oh I love this stuff!

  • Darn! Sunday morning and still no new appearences from Mr. Diety!!!

  • Mr. Deity!!!

    We need more.

    It has been 2 weeks now.

    Please, Lord, give us more...

    Amen

  • Mr. Deity and the Tour de Hell will be in shops real soon :)

  • I knew I'd find religion one day...

    Here's How I Roll (who let the dogs out):

    I pledge allegiance to Lucy...

    I mean Deity, Jesse and Larry.

    And to whatever team for which they stand,

    This weekend.

    a hundred bucks

    nets two or three grand

    with Larry's tips you can win it all.

    amen.

  • It's all totally gnostic.

    Jesus cool. "God" (demigurge) an asshole. other gods (fate, zeus) The Serpent in the Garden a girl, good not bad, pretty much framed. IT's ALL GNOSTIC AND I LOVE IT!

  • good eye on the gnosticism, angry guy. ;-) I concur, and dig it.

  • I think Larry is Trinity.

  • If Mr. Deity ever does a big screen version of his adventures, he should get Carrie-Ann Moss to play the part of the Holy Ghost.

    ... because she played "Trinity". :D LOL

  • excellent ;) continue

  • This is one of the funniest things on youtube. I love it!

  • Jesse rocks

  • Larry the Holy Ghost???

    LOL

    How'd he get the name: "Larry"?

    Or is he supposed to be some little-known archangel?

    When will we get to see heaven & the choir of angels?

    Does St. Peter really stand at the Pearly Gates with the book of life?

  • Oops, that's what I meant, Larry the Holy ghost.

  • I think you should've named the Holy Ghost: "Casper".

    "Larry... the Holy Ghost... the friendliest ghost, you know. Though grown-ups fight, run from him in fright, the fundies all LOVE him so!"

    LOL

  • Halarious stuff yet again.

  • Funny. But, Mr. Deity, what's the point?

  • Funny IS the point. Don't try to read anything more into this.

  • I don't want to be a jerk, Mr. Deity, but I think he's asking about the meaning of life.

  • I've watched all your vids a bunch of times and they just get funnier. Now if I had known God was this funny before I totally wouldn't have cursed him and fallen under the Devil's power. But now that I know how cute she is I don't regret my decision.

  • i love the eye contact between jessie and larr @ 2:20 - 21

    GOD (DEITY)ITS 8:15 IN THE MORNING nd ive already wathed 4 4pisodes. i LOVE it everytime

  • Can't wait for the next one. These are awesome!

  • All of your episodes are exquisitely crafted. Please continue.

  • Lmao...

  • Having Jesus go, "It could be stage right... have YOU ever done a [Passion] Play?" is one of the sneakiest jokes I've ever had the pleasure to catch.

  • om . . . d? That was great XD btw, I'd love to see which of the two(Lucy or Big D -lol-) care to take credit for the Enlightenment.

  • You need to do something that explains how all the religions are fragmented, discussing how Mr. Deity tells each of them "they" are the one true religion and the chosen people. And then have Mr. Deity and Larry laughing at the gullible fools. You have had Jesus in there for a few episodes, but you shouldn't get too tied to him. Great looking guy, but you need more depth. Get some Indians, MEs and some Chinese. Spice the thing up with all the religious stereotypes.

  • "Mr. Deity and George Lucas-- Separated at birth?"

    Awesome.

  • Great stuff! Can't wait to see the next episode - how about a WWF-style smackdown, say even a tag team, with Mr. Deity and Yawheh against Allah and, let's say, Vishnu, or Buddha - is that too controversial? I mean why single out just the christians for attention? The rest of us deserve some of the spotlight too . . .

  • That's a funny idea. I actually have something much more gruesome in mind for the Greek gods. But that's an episode for the half-hour show. I can't do it on my own.

  • I think he does Mr. Deity as Jewish, right? He calls people "schmuck" and such...

    Go Jesus! woot! bark bark bark

  • Friggin hilarious. My favorite so far!

  • Ooooh... Jesus loves me! YESSSSSS! *grin/wink*

  • There is something so frigging deviatedly preverse about making Jesus such a babe... OMG.

    ...you guys aren't a CBS show, are ya? Just checking.

  • I bet he helped the Patriots beat my Panthers. No, that was probably Lucy.

  • Dude, Dungy thanked you for his Super Bowl ring. You're famous!

  • Now I get it - since Larry lost the bet he had to cover himself up with a white robe and be called a ghost....

  • Good work. Now the word is out on who Larry is I would like to see an episode that deals with a YouTube campaign of folks denying his existence.

  • SNUGGLE UP!

  • I just found your videos and I love them Good work man! 5stars for sure. <3

  • You guys are awesome, a complete two fingers up to anyone (esp. my fellow Brits) who thinks Americans don't get irony. Oh and, nothing personal, but I hope you don't get onto T.V., as then I'll have to wait decades for the programme to make it's way across the pond. Seriously, how many times can one nation put up with the pilot episode of The Simpsons?

  • "who's right, your right"... always on my right..

  • Sean Douglas is Jesus

  • Yes he is...and Brian Dalton is God (goes without saying), so that makes Jimbo...the holy spirit? Lapsed catholic here, if you hadn't guessed.

  • QuirkyAmanda

    sadly this will never be household, because either the fundy christians will get farked about it, or the muslims.

  • I am a devout Christian and I find nothing wrong with this video. It is making more fun of organized sports than Christianity. I am not "farked" at all.

  • the only thing I am farked about is the idea that you think us devout Christians would be farked...who is the one with no sense of humor here? You might want to be more open-minded about us :) ... these vids are hilarious and most Christians aren't trippin, so don't stereotype, puh-leeze, I am enjoying the episodes and the dialogue that ensues, fascinating.

  • Farked, I have to say, is a wonderful word, and tomorrow I'm going to drop it into a sentence.

  • Is there anything I might have seen jesus in before? For some reason I think I've seen his face before. May he's just one of those faces.

  • "Snuggle up" indeed!

  • post html code so that we can share these on our myspace pages

  • uhm... actually, if you'll look to the right of the video, in the box where it tells you when the video was added, the user, and the subscription button and all that good stuff, there is a line of text beneath the tags. it says URL and the one under that says Embed. Embed is the one you want. highlight all that text, copy, and paste it into your myspace profile. n.n

  • Thanks kamikazezealot. That's correct.

  • oh pls keep them coming!!!

    Wonderfully scripted!

  • I enjoyed the first ones better but this was still cute

  • Mr Diety's make my day.

  • Keep them coming, you guys! I waded through episodes 1 thru 6 tonight all in one setting - I want MORE MORE MORE!!!! I hope that TBS or NBC or someone big takes note of you and makes you SUPER famous so you can get your own networked show and MR.Deity can become a well known household deity!

  • This series is so funny, I love the little lines they throw in that make fun of current events.

  • Snuggle up.. lol, you crazy diety.. lol

  • This episode was my least favorite, but so far the series has been awesome. Easily deserving of a TV series. No, it's not poking fun at God. It's poking fun at the literalist, a-deity-watches-over-us and women-came-from-ribs idea of God.

  • they are, all.. so good..how can you have a "least"??

    compareing will get you...non-acceptance and "least" of all judgements...being judgemental will get you....can you say....lucifor....dam 'she's'... hot!!!

  • I have a least favorite. But it's not this one.

  • You know, you're not fooling anyone, mrdeity. I know that was you screwing with the center-qb exchange tonight. Oh, and don't try to pin stuff like that on Fate; everyone knows she only pays attention during the halftime show.

  • yea, it was alright.

  • I'll take it. Much better than alwrong.

  • you guys are awsome :D

  • And gal.

  • allright-on!! not even two weeks? superbowl EXTRA ?? keep em coming!!!was showing a friend, starting with epi1, and only started 3(after he said,"spam") He just got out of hospital, stroke...he just about went right back, after not recovering from epi.2....theses are so EXTRA special!!!! thanks soooooo much.

  • lol, great stuff keep em coming!

  • lol they called him jesse again.

  • this is quickly becoming one of my favorites....

  • love it

  • The #1 advice Mr.Deity has for us is to FLOSS REGULARLY!?! A clean mouth = a healthy body .... Divinely inspired practical, useful advice. I'll take it!

  • It's important to floss.

  • LOL that was great

    funny stuff

  • "how bout them Cowboys!" Go Larry 123 drink

  • did larry call Jesse a bitch?

  • No. If he had referred to the boy as a bitch, I would have Lucy-smacked him from here to high heaven. You don't mess with the boy.

  • Hey everyone! I've put Mr. Deity's ringtone up as an mp3 on the site. If you're interested, go to mdeity (dot) com.

  • downloaded :)

  • Good stuff keep em comin!

  • lol

  • Had to watch twice to catch the jokes and read the scroll table. Lol! Seriously though. You look like George Lucas, in Master Roshi's (Dragon Ball Z) Black outfit.

  • I am Master Roshi!

  • i'm constantly recommending your videos. i love your sense of humor. this kind of stuff is right up my alley. thank you :)

  • hey u should look for "markdaycomedy" on youtube too similar style of jokes

  • Stupid jury?  OJ Simpson's?

  • Bingo!

  • Is Jesus acted on anything other than these videos? If not what is his occupation?

  • ajile18, Jesus is a well known stooge for a famous religion. That's his normal job outside these videos... :-)

  • Sean is the only one of us who is a working, trained actor. Jimbo (Larry) also has a film/drama background. And I was forced into the job because I couldn't get anyone else to take the role. It's a classic Hollywood story.

  • Addictive! Go for tv! MrDeity, you can go for the new mini format they have in France for comedies. I think it's 4 stand alones each of less than 3 minutes packed together, which they use as episode daily. Check out "Kamelott" or "un gars, une fille" for this type of comedy format. A kinda 10 minutes gap-filler before the news, it quickly catches the audience, your series can make it.

  • Let me apologize to Lucy. I narrow-mindedly saw the above question referring only to the actor's in this episode. Amy Rohen (Lucy) is a well-trained, working actor as well -- a brilliant actor with the instincts of Hepburn, Davis, and Streep. I am such an ass for not including her. Please forgive me.

  • uumm, didn't we talk about this

  • STFU, Jimbo! I mean, seriously. WTFYMFSOB?!!!

  • pure genius, pure genius i say !

  • good shit keepem comin dudes

  • who let the dogs out....

  • funny, creative, love these series of vids, I look forwrd to them! LOL - who let the dogs out!

  • Poor Jesus ;[ lmfao this was fantastic, as always.

  • hahaha, brilliant so damn funny guys

    the scroll comments are awesome too, best george lucas lookalike ever!! and the 'put your money on...' and then in finishes wat to goo woo