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  • Haha ur funny!!!:D

    OH and by the way my aunt is the president of Skymall right now, her name is Christina Aguilera Im SERIOUS!!! And her sister is the vice-president so anyways ill ask her what that thing is for. ;)

  • Haha ur funny!!!:D

    OH and by the way my aunt is the president of Skymall right now, her name is Christina Aguilera Im SERIOUS!!! And her sister is the vice-president so anyways ill ask her what that thing is for. ;)

  • the neck thing is if you are injured, with like a pinched nerve.

  • i think that neck thing is for if you have neck problems.

    my favorite skymall item is the life sized r2d2 with voice controlled movements and noises.

  • when you say ughh stupid! about the neck thing you look exactly like alex!

  • HAHAHAHA

    Everyone makes that squinty eye face when doing a drumroll, it makes me laugh.

  • harry and the potters T-shirt!!!

  • You look like the kind of person who's awlays grumpy.

  • you obviously dont watch her videos she seems so funny :)

  • bahaha

    me and my hubby went to vegas last week

    and he has his heart set on getting the glass end table shaped like a sumo wrestler

  • (0:57) HEY !!! Stop coughing on me dammit !! I don't wanna get sick from yer stupid germs !! AAGGGGHHHHH !!!

  • Donna drives a Peugeot, not a Fiesta.

    And no, the Fiesta is NOT exciting in one bit. Except when Jeremy Clarkson drove it round a mall/shopping centre on Top Gear followed by "baddies in a Corvette" and then joined the Army on a "Beach Assault", driving about with soldiers firing guns and explosions in "the best road-test ever". Yeah...

  • that was my shopping centre!! haha they left hugee tyre marks everywhere, was freaking awesome ;) xx

  • lol except you did get the #1 not get item.

  • I think that was the most obvious plug for the Ford Fiesta I have ever heard. I will just choose to believe you did that because you were sick and thinking through mucus.

  • i lyk u :)

  • My dad said he wanted all the SkyMall items that would make him seem like a wizard. The glowing orb on a stand, the lights that make your pond multicolored, fairy statues, etc. xD

  • Funny thing is that she actually somehow ended up with a neck protraction device.

  • thousands of miles in the air? Are you flying on the Apollo 11?

  • Thank you for flying NASA Apollo airlines, cabin crew: 10 minutes until touchdown on Lunar surface.

  • Sometimes the catalogues on aeroplanes are kinda stupid haha they sell stuff that you don't even need. They might as well do a survey at some point to find out what people want more than what they don't want, i.e: for us Harry Potter fanatic, Time-Turners, interactive wands and other things like that.

    I'd buy those slippers haha!

  • Haha I just realised that you said you weren't gonna buy the neck protraction device in this video, but in the actual video you bought it lol sory I just had to say that.

    "The giant cupcake doesn't come with. It's just a pan." That really made me LOL

  • LOL that looks like a suicide device

  • lol

  • all of that stuff is just plain wrong ! lolol

  • major lol

  • i remember the feista (it was small, crappy and had wat looked like a pee stain on the frount seat! :s)! my mum sold hers 3 yrs ago! wow i thought britain was suppost to b behind America... not the other way round!

  • you sound like alex at 2:36

  • Haha, that was awesome.

  • The slippers might make sense if you bathroom is on the other side of your 4 bedroom house. Otherwise, if I wake up with a need to 'answer nature's call' . . . chances are I'm not going to even bother searching for some slippers first.

    I read about those metal wallets. They supposed to be very "007" . . . ish. Like, they keep your ID(s) shielded from secret spy-type gizmos. Thus, safe-guarding your identity.

    Anyway, that's what I read. Yah, the rest of that stuff looks pretty useless. Bye

  • The slippers might make sense if you bathroom is on the other side of your 4 bedroom house. Otherwise, if I wake up with a need to 'answer nature's call' . . . chances are I'm not going to even bother searching for some slippers first.

    I read about those metal wallets. They supposed to be very "007" . . . ish. Like, they keep your ID(s) shielded from secret spy-type gizmos. Thus, safe-guarding your identity.

    Anyway, that's what I read. Yah, the rest of that stuff looks pretty useless. Bye

  • The neck thing looks frighteningly like a noose. Yikes. Don't they sometimes have Time Turners and other HP stuff in SkyMall?

  • WOW they really wanted to sell that giant cupcake pan...IT'S JUST A CAKE PAN!!! i am just this shocked over it.().()

  • You're Hot!!! :)

  • The protracting thing straightens the spine, my dad had to use one years ago after a spine injury. I guess people use it when they don't have injuries because I guess it feels good. I don't see how, but whatevs.

  • read the one blow first.... as i was saying. mabe you can help promote me or challenge me to something. nothing illegal. you know since i did subscribe. thanks your awesome. P.S. sorry you have a sinus infection. get well soon.

  • hey kristina. im new to youtube. i would have posted a video comment, but my mic isn't working. and i left my flipshare at work. so I agree w/you one that neck protraction thing. what up w/that? whats it for? the wallet was kinda dumb also. the wallet i use now is uncomfortable enough, you might as well put a steal block in ur pocket. but the slippers seem usefull. have u ever stubed ur toe while trying to get to the bathroom in the dark? neway mabe you can help promote me or challenge me ....

  • gross? she looks pretty amazing for somone whos sick and hasnt showered in two days!!

  • So is Alex living in the US now?

  • No he just went there for a holiday.

  • haha the neck thing from the savages :]

  • Lol I think Bill Engvall talked about the slippers

  • i think she was my old aupair

  • I think I know her

  • hahahaha dr who is set in england lol so why wouldn't they have a fiesta hahah anyways ure obviosly much more excited at this by me so :D

  • ahh i love you and youre videos kristina horner!!!

  • cutest video everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! and i soo soo soo sooo want your shirt! hahahaha

    seriously i could not stop laughing about the nect protraction device... may have something to do with it being 1 am and im way overtired and delerious right now... but that cracked me up more than anything hahahahahah

    <333333333333 sharon

  • Whaaat the meerkat statue is AWESOME.

  • is your blog on twitter? if that is a stupid thing to say then sorry, i havent been on it before :)

  • I just had a three hour exam and my neck was killing me, all I could think was when I get home I could do with that neck thing.

  • regents? SAT's?

    and that thing looks like u could hang urself on it lol

  • lol funnies thing on earth

  • Don't you know?? Its a personal suicide machine. Just pull... ....Crack....

  • the number 1 neck thing looks like something from the Saw movies lol!! XD

  • You actually look kind of pretty. Hope you feel lots better.

  • Ok I want those slippers.

  • i laughed so hard on this video...mostly on the number one skymall item..ya who would buy that o.o .....maybe they have neck problems i dont kno...but anywayz this was real fun to watch thx!

  • My dad had to use one of those neck things to help keep has back straight because of messed up disks

  • Sorry to hear you're sick. I hope you're feeling better soon.

    And yeah, that giant cupcake pan apparently doesn't work well because the bottom part is larger than the top, so the top part of the cake burns, so I've read. Neat idea, but it should come in two seperate pieces, not one.

    I hope you like when you ordered :0)

  • I have the inconvenient sickness too, Kristina. My middle school grad is tomorrow night, so I get to go to that looking... well, like I was hit by a truck. Marvelous. Feel better soon!

  • I don't know who you are, but my middle school promotion is on monday!! and i don't have a dress yet...

    Good Luck at yours!

  • That SkyMall mission sounds like it would be fun. And that neck brace looks like some sort of suicide assistant.

  • Isn't a giant cupcake just a cake?

  • Neck traction is actually kinda cool because it releases the weight of your head from your neck, and that feels actually kinda wonderful. I have never used such a stupid device for it lol, but my mom's a physical therapist so i've had it used on me before. You can do the exact same thing by getting a friend to lift up your head for a couple seconds...

    this entire comment just sounds dumb lol. Whatevs, hope you get better!

  • Haha, who suggested the neck thing? It looks kinda silly and I bet it'd urt if you accidently slipped whilst using it...eek.

    Doctor Who rocks! I'll fidn out what the car Donna uses it ;-)

  • As a girl. Sometimes it's difficult to watch you because you look SO FREAKING PRETTY even when you're sick and haven't showered. Gr. I'm showered and well and I still look like a train wreck.

  • The "neck thing" helps cure neck injuries like a slip disk. It is actually extremely useful, but only in such cases.

  • ahaha I can't figure out how that neck thing would be useful. But it's definitely funny!

    yeah, ford fiesta is really old. I don't really care about it, I don't like ford's cars.

    feel better soon :)

  • Clearly it's not old here, as it hasnt been released yet.

  • Ehm? Ford Fiesta is over 30 years old...?

  • It's what's known as a "new version".

  • I love you.

  • Have you heard the song Skymall by Jonathan Coulton? this totally made me think of it.

  • GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

    You get FIVE stars to make you sinuses feel better.

  • sometimes i wonder how skymall stays in business...who actually buys some of that stuff?  Maybe that is why the catalogue stays the same for years lol

  • I can not believe that these products actually exist! Who invested in what I can only assume is a suicide assistant?

  • obv you've never seen meerkat manor. i am so down for that statue... annnd that neck things look like it's good for hanging yourself... AND as for giant cupcakes?? it's called a cake. lol.

  • OH and feel better soon!

  • i have a bad sinus infection too, tina! so i feel yr pain :(

  • Someone wrote an article for my school's literary magazine called "11 Most Ridiculous Items in SkyMall." It came with some hilarious explanations, but I'll just give you the list here: 11. Shure Earbuds ($600) 10. The Talking Bible 9. Remote Controlled Shark 8. Computer monitor with iPod dock 7. World's largest crossword puzzle 6. Waterproof iPod case 5. Runaway alarm clock 4. Poison oak tree sculpture 3. Basho (Sumo wrestler sculpture) 2. Adult footie pajamas 1. Digital countdown toaster
  • lol I love when I hang out with people nonstop for a long period of time and we exchange mannerisms. This totally happened with you and Alex! Love it!

  • Agreed. That little rant about ahh, stupid, and the face in hands is exactly like in Alex's old "Nerimon HATES facebook" video.

  • He picked up the word "stupid" from ME.

  • Haha, well I think it's cute when people pick up things like that, I wasn't saying it was a bad thing. It just reminded me of him.

  • LOL, gotta love sky mall.

  • haha at 2:35 when you go "auhhh" you sound exactly like alex :)

  • get well soon :)

  • you look too attractive when you are sick, it's not aloud.

  • cupcake pan...

    you bake cakes in a cake pan. thus for you bake giant cupcakes in a cupcake pan. the pan is what you bake it in. i've seen the infomercial a lot sadly...

    the white teir thing isn't a pan.... it's like a display something something something or something to that effect. It's to dispaly all cakes and not just giant cupcakes....

    i'm sorry but you're missing out on the oppertunity to bake your own giant cupcakes in a cupcake pan...

  • lol in britain ford fiesta's are like, meh

  • LMFO!you made my dayy!!

  • You don't have Fiesta's in America? They're the most common car in the UK.

  • wow, you're hilarious even when you're sick XD

    get well soon!

  • lol! I LOVE how you manage to be funny even while you're sick! Coincidentally, i have a sinus infection too. ouch. they're so notsome. Feel better!

    DFTBA

  • Shget Shwell Shoon. :D

  • haha so awesome.

    hope you get better soon!

  • awhh wev have haf ford feasters in the uk fore year's? :P

  • "I don't want this. Maybe you want this. I don't."

    hahaha! What ridiculous merchandise! Can't wait to find out what you actually picked.

  • Get better soon Kristina!!!

    And it's a Peugeot not a Fiesta.

  • lmfaooo how could you look at that neck device picture and not laugh? xD

  • sick and smelly and still lovely! get well, pass your classes.

  • hahahaha you're so entertaining

  • That neck protaction looks like something you'd hang yourself with. o.O

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    neck protraction device hahahaahahhaha

  • out of all those the giant cupcake thing is the best

  • neck protraction???

    FTW

  • =[ Why would Alex leave you.

  • Because he went to visit someone. Not a big deal.

  • I figured lol. isn't he with Alan?

    and I LOVE how someone gave me thumbs down. like really? not like I was being completely serious with that.

  • AWW Kristina! poor you! I'm 15 and I've just had an operation on my sinuses! i got 3 weeks off school :D

    Hope you feel better soooon!

  • she looks like those twins from the shining

  • 2:15 lolz.

  • I always get sinus infections and someone told me about this sinus rinse you can get from any pharmacy or like walmart or somthing. anyways it hurts kinda the first time...but it will make you feel so much better. I have begun using it like once a week and have not got sick in like 5months....which is a very long time for me. anyways try it and let me know how it worked out for you..I know it sounds gross but just try it.

  • The neck pro thingy is commonly used my chiropractors for patients whos necks either curve the wrong way or are straight due to an accident. It stretches out the joints so they can easily be moved.

    but yeah... looks like hes gonna hang himself.

  • I'm glad you like Doctor Who and what exactly is the point of the neck thing? x

  • wow,

    that was some ridikkulus stuff.......

  • i feel like i cought your cold over the internet. thanks

  • same .

  • Awesome - you like Doctor who too? :)

  • It's definitely either a Fiesta or a Focus - I will go see if I can find a clip of Dr Who and identify it

  • 2:35 shes turning into nerimon!!! or nerimon copied it!!

  • HAHAHAHA at the awkward meerkat statue. and wth I didn't even know any of those things were inventions hahaha. I would have never thought of those. WHOA I wrote all of that before I saw the incrediblhy awkward neck thing. kristina, why would anyone even THINK you'd want that? hahahaha oh your blog readers. I didn't comment on that post but that's hilarious. "look at it AGAIN!" I think I might have seen that in an episode of weeds? And yay donna! catherine tate rocks my life.

  • it's a focus :(

  • Further, isn't a giant cupcake pan...just a cake pan?

    -Woody

  • My favorite Skymall item that I've ever seen is an actual, honest-to-blog SUBMARINE! I mean, we could take over a country. Serious. Think about it.

    -Woody

  • HOW MUCH???

  • Something absurd. Thousands. But Nerimon could probably afford it, given the strength of the pound. That's why it's always good to have a sugar daddy...er...

    -Woody

  • It is . It is a ford lol

  • i loveeee skymall (:

    Get better soon!

  • Aww you don't look sick and nasaly =)

  • i know loooads of people with fiestas....;P

  • You have definitly been around Alex to much. I'm pretty sure i heard you say "why...why. Just....uuuhhh." watch any of his rants, I'm sure you've noticed him say it.

  • Ahahah that's so true xD

  • That's what i thought! Every so often i notice Kristina acting a little bit like Alex, although i haven't noticed it the other way around. But they have been with each other for almost a month now (i think :/) so i guess that would happen

  • the meerkat stature thingy made me think of Junebug. haha

  • my friend has those slippers!

  • Those slippers are the stupidest thing ever invented... and... what is up with the meerkat statue? Does SkyMall sell ANYTHING whatsoever??? lol

    Neck protractor... yep... A neck protractor, I believe, straightens the spine to ease back pain. Of course, you hang there for hours on end with nothing to do, uncomfortably bored. LOL Good thing you have no back pain!!! Just a sinus infection. Hope you feel better soon! ;-)

  • i have that giant cupcake pan!

  • I don't suppose any1 knows how long after Dr Who has been shown in the UK it gets shown in Europe?

  • Every country'll be different. Which country?

  • Oh, it doesn't matter; I live in the UK so I've already seen it- just wondering

  • Amazing!

  • hope you feel better soon xxx

  • what's the beeping?

    these slippers are the awesomest thing EVER.

    and true, giant cupcake part totally drowns 'pan' out..

  • Yeahh the Donna episodes were released a while ago now (: (in england)

  • woah, over a year ago now O_O

  • i hope whoever suggested the neck thing was being sarcastic, otherwise they feel preeeetty dumb right now. haha but really. WHY.

    pans are the opposite of fun but all that giant cupcake talk has made me hungry so i think i'll go get some after this comment.

    and i'm glad you cleared that up about the fiestas because i see them all the time here in england and i couldn't figure out why it was such a big deal at home. got it.

    i hope you feel better soon.

  • I saw that giant cupcake pan on tv. I walked into the room and I was like, "GIANT CUPCAKE OMGZ I NEEDZ IT!"

  • that were really ridiculous items

  • Haha I love the skymall.

  • You are by far the most adorable sick person ever! =)

  • The auto-asphyxiation device seems like a bad idea - but I haven't heard any users complain. Maybe it is like in the old days when they used mercury to cure syphilis, you either get cured or die of mercury poisoning.

    But putting lights on slippers, that is a sure way to get nerdboys to notice new shoes!

  • Haha that is an interesting idea... if you ever want to attract them though... use lighable shoes lol.

  • hope you feel better:)

    haha the nerimonish moemnts are funny:P

  • Man, those things are cool.

  • Yeah...I never really got why you were making such a big deal about a Ford Fiesta cos everyone and their dog has them here (UK). But I guess since it's only just gone to America it's a big thing!

  • You look like dobby in this video...im sorry

  • hey will u please ask alex to get a haircut?

  • Finally! Doctor Who on a nerdfigher's channel! OMG my favorite show!

  • Aww you poor thing, sinus infections aresoooo horrible :( hope you feel better soon!

  • get alex to explain the meerkat statue.....

    or YT 'compare the meerkat'

  • yay for doctor who! <3

  • 1. told you they split up

    2. ford fiestas suck

    lol

  • So weird hearing an American talk about Doctor Who :)

  • It's been pointed out already, but you really do sound like Alex at several points in this video.

  • Djoo know you're now saying "AUGH" like Alex?

  • It's a Peugeot 206, Sorry Kristina =/

  • Wow you had a big nerimon mannerism moment at 2:35 . When you covered your eyes and said "ugh, stuuuuupid" all you needed was the accent. Also the "bye" is similar. Like the VEDA byes. I watch too much YouTube.

  • I agree! very very similar :P

  • take care get well soon