izaya is not a whore -cough- not

[Hawkpath101]

Mmm... Lies.

[Naioki4]

...What kind of fucking song- BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! XDDD

[marooncatlove]

Izaya: I. Am not. A whore.

Me: mmmmhhhhh riiiiiggghhhttt.

Izaya: I'm NOT!

Little girl: *points at Izaya to mom* Look Mommy!!!! A whore!!!!

[zephyrjyou]

Izaya is a whore.

[Theawsumvamp]

Lie!!

[Izayaoodaameido]

Sorry to ruin things Iza but....................

Believe it when I see it.

Iza, we all know you'll do "things" to get info. Trust me. We do.

Not falling for it Iza-chan~!

[darksideofthemoonX]

Course not Iza-chan! You're a Troll!!

[RanmaGirl01]

Me: *pokerface**drinks Dr.Pepper*

Izaya: And they like to grab up on my package.

Me: *choking/laughing*

[IceCreamSplat]

Izaya, you sure?

[PerfectAngel2113]

He's yummy..I want a taste..XD..

He's the perfect kind of whore.!~

[PerfectAngel2113]

THE PERFECT KIND OF WHORE!~

[diamondwolf29]

category:

education? o.o

[JustCallMeJesi]

@diamondwolf29 XD Good catch! And what have you learned?

[captainadrenalinable]

No actually he isn't. He really isn't.

[thenightmareparade]

yeah Izaya you are

[pxnxd68]

That's a very sexy girl, Izaya. Good taste.

[missdeathknight13579]

Zoom in on Izaya's package-- Fangirl-gasm

[MrsPaulMcCharmly]

@YourFace676 Yes. And Shizuo.

[DamooseChan]

*Faves for the part about his package*

[rozenmaiden144]

Ahhh~ if only!

[kishmonster123]

this is so freakin awsome !!!

[YourFace676]

Did the girls he was talking to happen to be fangirls?

[duckbutt18346101]

If only he were... ;)

[purplekoifish101]

I had the volume turned up really loud on my computer. BAD mistake. I'm still laughing.

[Fuzzygirl421]

dang this video has better quality than on my tv T~T

awesome video lmao!

[zarahnikte]

ಠ_ಠ makes sense.

[XxMikuNekoChanxX]

5 people are whores~

[MrNinjaSoda]

Wat anime

[XxMikuNekoChanxX]

@MrNinjaSoda Its Called Durarara

[shebug2]

I TOTALLY know you're not a whore, Izaya! *Nervous laugh* >.> <.< ...*Hides money* Ehehehe... ^.^'

[Settonable]

It's a good thing he's not. I'd be broke.

[The0nlyProdigy]

Me: "But who does he actually do it with?"

Yaoi Fangirls: "Shizu Chan!!!!!"

Me: Oh god *facepalm*

[vampireknightgirl350]

LIAR! Lol. I mean, If Izaya isn't a whore why do he and Shizuo chase one another into allies? Great video!

[Kikyo11112324]

You. Made. My. Life. Thank you. <3

[TheWolfGirl98]

o3o if he's not a whore, then why does he and shizuo always "chase" each other into alleys? o3o

[CacoPhonicA]

I call...

BULLSHIT!! XD

[shadowstrikker5]

@xSymmetryIsLife LOLOLOLOL black butler ur comment made my day XD

[ChasingGracex]

OH MY GOD LOLOLOLOL

[daydreamer5598]

shizuo is savage!!!

[ultispy0]

...Why so fitting?

[Yorifromhell101]

XD Best video ever.

[eternal8song]

note to self: do not watch while drinking tea.

[justhere4dafood]

this is priceless XD

[makaylakitty02]

where did u get the audio plzzzzzz!!

[roxasloverandcpfreak]

Iam not a whore...i just like to do it -auto tune-

[RealAkatsukiMember]

Aw, damn...I only he was a sandwich :/

[xSymmetryIsLife]

Izaya: I. Am not. A whore.

Me: ORLY?

Alois: I AMMMMMM~!

[iSmokeCupcakes]

@xSymmetryIsLife OMG I LOVE YOU.

[dramaqueenfalcon]

@xSymmetryIsLife Alois...=_= we know... we know.

[Inuyashaluvah1999]

@xSymmetryIsLife fuck yes. ♥

[souleaterisawesome13]

Izaya: I am NOT a whore

* walks past me*

Me: *cough* whore

Izaya: *glares at me*

Me: Hey, I just speak the truth.

[MewMewCherry11]

Izaya: I AM NOT A WHORE

Me: Mm-hm surreee~~~

[kyolover400]

You a yummy fucking sammich Izaya.

[Tearsofblood33]

BUT I LIKE TO DO IT! xD

[blind672]

Ooooh yes you are Izaya. -w-

[bloodyrose2012]

izaya: i am not a whore

me: *coughs* yes you are >.>

[KittyCatMeowMeow1223]

Izaya: i a not a whore. but im Shizuo`s bitch!!

[Flowereypanda]

xDDDDDDD

[angelpunch0]

i MAKE you my whore

[loverofoldmiss78]

izaya i wish u were a sandwich and a whore

[Nat3212304]

izaya:i am not a whore

me: pfft. you a sammich o3o

[akatsukiaurora123]

izaya, you look like a sandwich to me...;D

[HostClubOtaku94]

Shizuo wants a taste.....XD

[pais1212]

Shizuo can run after me izaya is great but with out shizuo he is nothing LOL

[ans2123]

You just keep tellin' yourself that....

[AnimeLove4Evar]

LOVE how the catagory this video is under is "education" XD

[diamondwolf29]

@AnimeLove4Evar OMFG IT IS UNDER EDUCATION! well......we are learning that Izaya is not a whore *cough*

[amusment666]

don't we all wanna grab his package -.- ,_, -.-

[xMysticJex]

It's a pity he´s not a whore D:

If he was, he would be a millionare in no time...

And I´ll run out of money in quite the same time... D:

[CaitieCubz]

@xMysticJex Tat would mean Izaya's a prostute! That'd be horrible!!!

....I have three dollars left...

[stopdoopy1]

@CaitieCubz lmao Xd i have 25 >:3 and a walmart gift card :P

[CaitieCubz]

@stopdoopy1 Lol XD Walmart gift card.

[stopdoopy1]

@CaitieCubz mhm ;)

[CripShat27]

I completely lost it at "I'm a human, not a sandwich!"

XD This is amazing!

[VainWolves]

i was singing this yesterday xD I still live it.

[akatsukiaurora123]

izaya looks like a semmich to me <.<

[Pridetron]

Me: Omg hes a whoree? >3<

Izaya: Ffffffffffffff

Me: OMGHESGONASTABME HALP! -dies-

Izaya: I am not a whore. Or did i say it already?

[xRinnyxchanx]

Pffht, yes you are~ :3 Stop lieing to the world~

[bunnyseahorseallied]

I swear this gets funnier each time you watch it :D

[kitt3nXblackbird22]

r u sure?? ill pay u..

[gilbertdihayderich]

So funny XDDDD

[YuuyakeGunz]

OMG! Do you mean Izaya´s not.... a sandwich??? O.O I thought....

[VictoryBacon]

@YuuyakeGunz No. But hes yummy like one XDD

[Driplet1]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ SHIZUO. Y U NO UNDERSTAND THAT IZAYA IS NO WHORE.

[CatchingElectricCity]

This.

This is win.

[superelf94]

anyone else pause @ 00:30?? no one? just me??

[Gordaniera123191]

@superelf94 I did it too. It was begging to be paused at that time.

[Gordaniera123191]

@superelf94 I did it too.

[YaoiLover1122]

-pictures izaya as a giant sandwhich-

.....OuO I wanna bite!

[saventalifox]

izaya: most girls i meet are quite savage -picture of shizou pops up- xD ooh this made my day

[Key2Magic]

"They say I look yummy and thay want a taste" -Shizuo runs after him-

Priceless xD

[MsNativeWolf]

@Key2Magic when i saw that i was like WOW!!! xD

[mewmewrainbow100]

That sucks he would make one smexy whore though. Anyone agree?

[Nejitahhottie]

LMAO XDDDD

[missdeathknight13579]

zoom in on izayas package.... yum :P

[Ladydragon981]

I am a human not a sammich

[MasterSasoriNicole]

really weird watching this vid with a 7 year old next to me ._.

[GothicXXGurl]

@MasterSasoriNicole want to hear something pathetic? i showed this to my friend (shes 16) and she didn't know wut whore meant. XD when i told her it was like a insult to a woman or a prostitue, she asked me wut a prostitute was. i kind of just starede at her 4 a few minz b4 i got up and left the room. when i came back in (3 minz l8tr after laughing my ass off) she was googeling wut they meant!!!! XDDDD

[MasterSasoriNicole]

@GothicXXGurl omfg awesome xD!!!!!!! ty for making me laugh

[GothicXXGurl]

@MasterSasoriNicole yw XDDD

[xRinnyxchanx]

Are you sure? I've seen a few stuff that would make you say ' I guess I am a whore '

[kittykatneji]

LIES!

[amayagirltwilightlov]

YOU SURE IZAYA

*pulls out a 20$ bill*

[JessagalXD]

Denial is the first stage of acceptance!

[PinkHatAngel]

Your not a whore? Is yaoi Shizaya mean anything to you? <33

[cutiepotlipsorange]

lol

[cerdamasterjgc]

he says hes not a whore.. I DONT BELIEVE HIM!

[Smileface2012]

Yah right xD haha he so is a whore

[XoPancakeLoveroX]

I LOVE THAT PARING!!!!!!!! BEAT VIDEO EVER! TRUE DAT IZAYA IS NOT A WHORE BUT HE LIKES TO DO IT!!!!

[88Furiae]

He Is a Whore to me

[TheLordPhantomhive]

I made my Shizuo watch this! xD



[ashenstarr]

I love you, Izzy, you gorgeous asshole.

[RALLYpwnsU]

Orly now? I think Shizuo, Shinra, Nami, Mikado, Kida, Anri, Celty, Simon, Dotachin, Walker, Erika, Togusa, Seiji, Saki and you sisters would all have to differ with you there, Izaya.

(I'm kidding people, calm yo' tits.)

[konatavibritania]

it's really confusing since hes always wearing that Eskimo hooker jacket :o

[windalchemist001]

your hot so shut up and go look all hotish and strip lol

[JaganshiHiei15]

You go ahead and keep telling yourself that, hun...Denial is always the first stage...

[YumiTumiKurumi]

izaya isnt yummy... HES FRIGGIN DELICIOUS.

[rosebud1296]

"I'm a human, not a sandwitch" XD

[chieftainofshapshift]

@jessieandjames4ever my head phones were breaking so I have to turn up the volume to hear her better right when I clicked this vid they descided to break on me and it starts playing fullblast in my house. Mom dad watching tv on the other side of the room not good

[caninefrenzy]

Izaya! What are you doing out of the bedroom!? Gosh its hard to keep a hold on em'

[shadowdroid776]

this song answers everything...

[caninefrenzy]

Shizu-Chan says otherwise

[singerstar112]

I showed this to mah friend and she freaked

[kagenohana1]

*cough* *Pulls out a 20* you sure? *cough cough*

[Hayato983]

@kagenohana1

Hmm since were placing bids here...-pulls out $40-

No amount is too high to have Izaya as my personal stripper! XD

[pokelantis2]

"I'M A HUMAN NOT A SANDWICH."

[R3iCHiRU]

"My package"

Lmao. xD

[Murcielaga97]

Hm, I think our dear Shizu-chan would say otherwise ;) xD

[KatGirl112]

I love you forever, Izaya-kun.

[missdeathknight13579]

Izaya cmon! u kno its a lie! execpt when every girls says ur yummy and grabs ur package :P lol

[kenne212]

Izaya your my whore!

[Hayato983]

Izaya baby we all know ur a whore....so get ur sexy little ass over here and start strippin XD

[gaarasgurl78]

@Hayato983 i second that! xD

[15melodygirl]

@Hayato983

AMEN

[BinkyBoysGirl]

I want an Iza sammich hehehehe *creepy laugh insert*

[MyByakuran]

he is a man-whore

[starpelt2]

Yes you are. >:c

[Aceinspadessuit]

I am not a whore-ether! ^^

[WolfHowlX]

Lies.

[lxlEmotionallxl]

u only wish u werent o-~ lol

[baiely01]

X3 lol i luv Izaya. X3333 I broke down laughing yes, but i needed a good laugh

[yukariminato]

0:08 smexy pose! ;3

[JosieBloss]

WHAT... I wish someone would make me an Izaya sammich >:(

[PrussianDreams]

I love you. Forever ^_^

[IzayaSexyOrihara]

....I feel....awesomely violated ;)

~Izaya~

[jessieandjames4ever]

WARNIND: Do NOT wach this with speakers on full blast with your parents in the room! >.<

[TaylorEVER1]

@jessieandjames4ever  Nice dude

[TopKitty414]

@jessieandjames4ever I didn't necessarily do that but I started laughing pretty loud. SOOOOO they saw it all anyway x(

[flametigermaster]

dammit shizuo this vid 2!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!

[ForkandNumNum]

The end made me go BWAHAHA

i don't know why O_O

[hellokittypikachu]

And it is hard to listen to this when I have his dakimakura xD

[TheHellorandomness]

Izay's theme song~ Izaya's MY whore ;D. Jk~ XD. Geh, Izaya, I DO want a taste, many many... of that sandwich 8D.

[YamiiKyaan]

0:31-0:35 Go Shizuo go get izaya's yummy-- *shuts up*

[willaville]

@YamiiKyaan ....sandwich?XD

[YamiiKyaan]

@willaville yeash ty for completing mai sentence owo

[SheFoxAnya]

Izaya: Did I mention that I AM NOT A WHORE.

[WaffleKitty101]

I'd take a bite of that sandwich ;3

I really need to stop saying things like that I've I do crossplay as him...that would make everything beyond awkward...

[Soulsgirl13]

IZAYAS NOT A SANDWHICH?!XDDD.My God lol XDD

[oONottambulaOo]

But Izaya!!! D=.... you ARE Yummy!!!!

[ayame17798]

Full video* stupid autocorrect

[ayame17798]

Lmao you should make a dull video of this x3

[ilovecookiiiesxD]

BEST!!!! xDDD

[ShinyCelibi12]

Oh Izaya...you are most definitely (not) a whore...

[asmaa159]

Yes, we know, Izaya, but most fangirls become whores when they see you *A*

[random4036]

Izaya, i think it's time you stopped lying to yourself. and i mean if you weren't such a whore more girls would like you cuz of your bishi-ness(of course Shizou's is better...)

[MyDrugAnimeMangaxD]

Never watch this while drinking soda....

[MyDrugAnimeMangaxD]

"im a human not a sandwich" i almost spit out my drink.. lol xD

[FearlessBluerose]

Please finnish it!!!

[airwings12]

ohhhh...damn and i liked to think he was a whore to :P lmfao

Did anyone else lol at 0:33 when Izaya said, "They say I look yummy and they want a taste" and then suddenly Shizuo comes out