I fucking hated Ashley since the first game. She screws up my first mission, damn bitch. Then in two I've got Miranda and Ashley {clones I tells ya!} trying to romance ME while I just wanna stay down in Engineering with Tali and Jack...
@666666MetalHead More facism Ashley! Hail Hitler! lol jk I think Ashley is a fine example of what it true racism is. A universe that has real racism of other races rather than just humans hating people who are different colors but are still the same race.
@russianteam I wouldn't consider Ashley racist though. I mean, she's cautious around aliens but i don't think she is flat out racist. Tali is the perfect example of a racist in the series.
Meh, ash had the best romance in the game, she's the most interesting
@zapkeet Intriguing, you think Tali's racist while Ashley isn't? That doesn't sound accurate. If you don't mind, might I ask how did you attain that viewpoint?
she already has problems with with that pro-human/anti-alien group that approaches Shepard in ME1...people who just accuse her of being racist clearly haven't talked to her or given her character any thought...
Ashley isn't racist. If anything she is xenophobic. Lets not forget about the first contact war. while we might not agree with her views on aliens it doesn't mean it isn't founded just a little.
@666666MetalHead Ashley is a fcking dyke that I failed to kill. I sent her with Selerians so i could save Kaidan, but I made a mistake. Altho, the best girl is by far Tali, and I cant wait for ME2 playtrought(i am a bit late :D)
wow just several hundred moar views and this vid will reach maximum pow- ASSUMING CONTROL I AM COMMANDER SHEPARD AND THIS VID WILL NEVER BE OVER 9000
@DrLiaraTSoni on PC version you can enable "console prompt" in one of the config files, and then just give yourself whatever equipment you want (including some stuff not available in the normal game at all). but i don't think those codes work on Xbox version.
Only person to ever do anything like that to my Shepard is Garrus, always will remain loyal and Romance with him only : )...love him since the first : )
liara and tali are cutest crew members
190shepard 3 weeks ago
aparently this is a real song...........WEIRD
crusher849 1 month ago
How could someone dislike this?!
Jokenx3 1 month ago
Looks like 67 people didn't touch his Talala.
KurtAmbrose051 2 months ago
@KurtAmbrose051
*CSI - Miami 'YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH'*
Jokenx3 1 month ago
@KurtAmbrose051 now 70
123IloveSkyrim 3 weeks ago
Which brand-toaster is this filmed with?
TheFrogsterz 2 months ago
how where you danceing with ash at 3:10-13?
CCbundy 5 months ago 3
I'm Commander Shepard and Ta Ta Tali touched my tralala.
TheCrazySyndrome 6 months ago 4
:( this song is stuck in my head now
...tralala :D
Monkeyzz101 7 months ago
I wouldnt give a fuck if she was racist she's sexy as hell, but if you think ashley is racist you obviously didn't choose the right options.
seabornegrad 7 months ago
sadly i actually find this song catchy 0_0
deathzilla117 8 months ago
That... IS the FUTURE OF DANCE!
Mithrondly 8 months ago
Sovereign: rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh you touch .. MY TRALALA!!!
anticliche321 8 months ago 4
I'm Commander Shepard, and you touch my tralala on the citadel.
FellFather 8 months ago 2
massacre on the dancefloor
darthzero50 9 months ago
This is the best video ever.
deep1thinking 9 months ago
how do you get ashely to dance with u?
TheHappyspartan 10 months ago
@TheHappyspartan
To get ash to dance with u you have to start a romance with her same with kaiden.
Monkeyzz101 7 months ago
@DaBurningLegion
WRONG!
funny song
great game
gay vid
There, corrected.
ComrnanderShepard 10 months ago
Pah . . . I has sex with Liara T'soni :D That was good :)
Arjunvandemataram 11 months ago
I fucking hated Ashley since the first game. She screws up my first mission, damn bitch. Then in two I've got Miranda and Ashley {clones I tells ya!} trying to romance ME while I just wanna stay down in Engineering with Tali and Jack...
DarkDan1100 11 months ago
Shepard wakes up on ashleys body
"ah shit i have to go to choras den more often"
Th9Unkn0wn 11 months ago
In my opinion pursuing a romance with Ashley is like being the leader of the Ku-Klux-Klan.
666666MetalHead 11 months ago 58
@666666MetalHead More facism Ashley! Hail Hitler! lol jk I think Ashley is a fine example of what it true racism is. A universe that has real racism of other races rather than just humans hating people who are different colors but are still the same race.
russianteam 11 months ago 23
@russianteam Mmm in ME3 Human's finally have some use for the thousand of A-bombs they made during the cold war...
cotarna 11 months ago
@russianteam Sorry but i let that bitch die on Vermire
rbdzntsfrlk 11 months ago
@russianteam I wouldn't consider Ashley racist though. I mean, she's cautious around aliens but i don't think she is flat out racist. Tali is the perfect example of a racist in the series.
Meh, ash had the best romance in the game, she's the most interesting
zapkeet 10 months ago 2
@zapkeet Intriguing, you think Tali's racist while Ashley isn't? That doesn't sound accurate. If you don't mind, might I ask how did you attain that viewpoint?
lobster1077 10 months ago
@russianteam Someone needs to re-study biology. You keep using the word race, but I don't think you know what it means.
Stealthsuit07 10 months ago
@russianteam that's more specism,like the one done on animal,anyway she is pretty the ignorant brute girl so you can't blame her XD
kindreth 10 months ago
@russianteam Why i blew her up :)
CCGamingStudios 8 months ago
@russianteam
Yet Ashley went all cold on Shepard when she found out he/she joined Cerberus, a pro human splinter groups that Ashley believed "hated aliens".
tigertron007 6 months ago
@tigertron007
she already has problems with with that pro-human/anti-alien group that approaches Shepard in ME1...people who just accuse her of being racist clearly haven't talked to her or given her character any thought...
fentina 2 months ago
@russianteam would what Ashley has be called... speciesism? aliens arent just other races, ya know
saygoodnightmanuel 5 months ago
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@russianteam
obviously you have no idea what "true racism" is!
fentina 2 months ago
@russianteam ...how is sexual preference facisim???
starwarsfan117 2 weeks ago
@666666MetalHead
Ashley isn't racist. If anything she is xenophobic. Lets not forget about the first contact war. while we might not agree with her views on aliens it doesn't mean it isn't founded just a little.
jinto1980 1 month ago
@jinto1980 But she seemingly has those views on all other aliens, not just the Turians.
y2jeff2 1 month ago
@666666MetalHead Ashley is a fcking dyke that I failed to kill. I sent her with Selerians so i could save Kaidan, but I made a mistake. Altho, the best girl is by far Tali, and I cant wait for ME2 playtrought(i am a bit late :D)
Kserijaro 2 weeks ago
Lol Shepard was a much better dancer in ME 1.
imhatepie 1 year ago 2
About as funny as an unnecessary colostomy.
CGLN 1 year ago
did you record this your toaster?
HLGSTEEL 1 year ago
wtf is this gay shit
blackberber 1 year ago
schwul...
CloudtheNightmare 1 year ago
Weapon Dance AHAHAHAHAHAHA
TheStr84u 1 year ago
easy to do...find dance floor..step on it...press a and he dances.
NemesisTheZombieKing 1 year ago
I never know Shepard can dance! haha. but how to dance?
Wiki wrote:
"If you are pursuing a romance, that squad member will dance with you if you stand on the dance floor and talk to him or her several times."
Now.. how to pursue romance?
Amoshydra 1 year ago
@Amoshydra talk to him/her after every mission and chose the paragon option
jayive34 11 months ago
lol ommm my ding ding dong and on the screen it says you dont seem to happy about it LOL
ALLIED7621 1 year ago
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i hate this game.
KickenKetchup 1 year ago
EVERYBODY ON THE CITIDEL DANCE
wizardbaker 1 year ago
HERPDERP CAPTURE CARD WAT HERPDERPHERPADERPATY
MrLaurencetureaud 1 year ago 4
Too late, ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!
ALBERTWESKERZERO 1 year ago
wow just several hundred moar views and this vid will reach maximum pow- ASSUMING CONTROL I AM COMMANDER SHEPARD AND THIS VID WILL NEVER BE OVER 9000
TROLLERSDELIGHT 1 year ago
Ashley dances well! :O
KillerZetzz 1 year ago
The volus dancing at 0:12 made my day.
ResediVlad 1 year ago 4
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on youtube.
zealot360 1 year ago
man shepard cant dance
wooterknight 1 year ago
lol nice ^^
fantafantaa 1 year ago
"I AM A BIOTIC GOD!!!
........ tralala."
Obsidian182 1 year ago 124
@Obsidian182 "Oh you touch my great wind sweeping over everything like a great wind"?
randomguyinthecorner 11 months ago
DAMN!
You have 2 HEAVY COLOSSUS ARMOURS!!!
How the hell...?
DrLiaraTSoni 1 year ago
@DrLiaraTSoni Replays
on my second replay I found one on that snow planet I forget what it's called
ponty94 1 year ago
@ponty94
I just have 1 Heavy Colossus armor, 2 Medium Colossus, and 2 Light Colossus... I want to have 2 HEAVY COLOSSUS!!!
DrLiaraTSoni 1 year ago
@DrLiaraTSoni givearmor self 10 humanh manf_kassa_armor_colossus
better yet, givearmor self 10 humanh manf_hkshadow_armor_janissary
unless you're playing on xbox...
ertyqwer 1 year ago
@ertyqwer
I play xbox DX
Did you just write cheats?
I didn´t even know Mass Effect had cheats...
DrLiaraTSoni 1 year ago
@DrLiaraTSoni on PC version you can enable "console prompt" in one of the config files, and then just give yourself whatever equipment you want (including some stuff not available in the normal game at all). but i don't think those codes work on Xbox version.
ertyqwer 1 year ago
@ertyqwer
Wow, I don´t think that works in xbox lol there´s not even a place were I can write something XD
DrLiaraTSoni 1 year ago
cant believe someone combined günther and mass effect, so much win
321Rik123 1 year ago
@321Rik123 if u thought this wuz fune u shud search mass effect 2 best interrupt ever it is funny (:)
asceticelite117 1 year ago
Fail for xboxversion.
Caydiem 1 year ago
Only person to ever do anything like that to my Shepard is Garrus, always will remain loyal and Romance with him only : )...love him since the first : )
zairuku 1 year ago
LOL at Master Chief in the end. :-D
ValtteriVayrynen 1 year ago
lol at shepard going apeshit and shooting everyone on the dancefloor.
ChromeTruckNutz 1 year ago
gay song
great game
funny vid XD
DaBurningLegion 1 year ago 80
And WTF WTF OMG OMG OMFG OMFG ROFLMAO FORLMAO WTH WTH
supervegito2277 1 year ago
@DaBurningLegion Gunther is a badass, if he is gay than gay now means straight.
joshtopher27 1 year ago
@DaBurningLegion It evens itself out huh?
Zwartekaka 6 months ago
Lol, dancin' and shootin', that's the stuff!
CptPakundo 2 years ago 2
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wat game is that?
tllcobra12 2 years ago
bro haha you EVEN YOuTUBEED IT!!!!!?!!!
darkpyromon1872 2 years ago
how yeah and its mass effect
darkpyromon1872 2 years ago
Like it says on the side, Mass Effect. Great game btw.
WynneL 2 years ago 2
@tllcobra12 EPIC FAIL
bommi2603 1 year ago
oloollo roflcopter
Tomaldinho9 2 years ago
The song is called "Ding Dong Song"
LordPlucky 2 years ago
SO ANOYING
BUT LOL
Jillz500 2 years ago
LOL SEX
GamerKid419 2 years ago
*pulls grenade on holeder still on me*
....
BOOM
XD lol
SirAlfredAshford 3 years ago