6am.

[detacher0123]

wow i love you he he he

[VannevarBush]

*smallerthanthree*

[glamvintage]

hAVE YOU BEEN CRYING?

[Gangstasz]

damn, your scary

[X2N18]

i like the video :)

[pesserdep]

Yeah, I've tried to do a face imprint in one of those... those...um... those... needle boards. The pins are too close together.

[hombreaztec]

with this you made me subscribe....i love you and all your videos!

[TomSoho]

so this is what happens in Germany at 6 am.... pure madness.... madness I tell ya. Keep up the good work

[orlx]

Was ist "<3" ?

[knightice2004]

merry christmas and happy new year beautiful

[rikoramalama]

Tell us about your tattoo(s)

[burninhot5861]

I hope fritz made it into the new year lol

[chlswally]

What are you going up so early?! Maybe if I start getting up before six to study German I will be half as good at speaking German someday as you are speaking English.

[greenday2700]

ok, so im going to try to explain this without, sounding like an overly obsessed superspeedyconkiwi fan :-D... hey, i LOVE your videos so amazing...! not lyin xD but anyways i was going to ask, how do you make videos like that, and how are you just so... (dnt know how to put...: camera ready (right word, idk) i would like to be like you and make kewl vids! another thing, dont stop makin vids! if you do i will hunt u down!!! (not really) well merry [late] xmas happy holidays, <3, peace, trumpetxD

[pusprotis]

i got one like that for free :P

[CRGT666]

no questions at all...XD, nice hat though...definitely a good deal....jajajaj, i like most of your videos...

[violinplayer33]

my brother thinks ur a boy

[thejuuliiaaa]

haha i like your videos :D

[gongyloly]

rammstein!!! me gusta

[LaviniaFee]

Ich finde sie so gut! :D

Die Videos sind echt die Besten hier :)

Frohe Weihnachten !

[kawakocher]

Warum Fritz?

[blingangster]

i didnt get the point of the video

but

I think you are pretty ..

KIWI .. I luv Ya...

Ich LIebe Dich mein Herz

[fetteredfey]

that was fun,hope you got some sleep at least..oh and tell fritz hi :)

[alexisaf]

its good to see you

I really liked the video...

[zvix0]

this vid is watever this girl has nothing to do ...........lol

[fudichhalt]

Scheisse muss dir langweilig sein manchmal... und scheisse muss mir langweilig sein, dass ich mir das anschau!

[SonOfDee]

Hey at least you made a video I usually give up after like 2 minutes... You can shove your kitty at me all you want I love kitties. I think Fritz is still quite adorable I think he looks like a small Christmas tree You should find tiny ornaments to decorate him with. I am soooooo jealous I always wanted one of those nail things growing up.

[SonOfDee]

Hey why are you taking naked photos of me ;) OK so I'm not wondering about the video.... Now I'm wondering what kind of class in circular logic you took to come up with that sentence. Where can I get a hat like that?

[SonOfDee]

No baby don't go just spend the night Oh right.... you're already at your house, sorry old habits... Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye right back at you. For some reason that particular "less than symbol" with that particular "3" makes me think of Big Bird from Sesame Street. Love you too :)

[ChristopherMast]

I think I blinked.

[ironbuttermilk]

You love me so much?

Hmmmm. . . i rather doubt that.

You've hordes of subscribers, viewers, raters. . . and though i've written to you several times, you've never responded as far as I can recall. you seem a nice girl, i enjoy many of your videos. . . but Love isn't a word I'd throw around lightly.

There's a girl in Dortmund that did that to me Real Good. Hurts like fuck. . .

. . . ummm, anyway. Merry Whatever! :)

[xXhighwolfXx]

youre amazing =). you look very tired. love you

[scifisurfer]

Wonderful video. How did you know I had exactly that amount of spare time going to waste? :-P

Nice Santa hat, by the way. Only 50¢ for it? That's not bad at all.

[adbitex]

well.. I subscribed some time ago coz I thought you are interesting... you kinda take it too seriously this youtube thing.. continue with your german lessons (this is how I found you) .. that piercing in your lip doesn't look too good (I know this is how you express your rebelion but take it as a suggestion). What's up with those spots on ur face.. are you a virgin? I hope not! You look like you need a shag.. if so come to Romania, Iasi I can help:)) Take care

[mataicheala]

adbitex ure a fucking douchebag, go fuck yourself, or better yet Iesi in morti mati de bou, on your own language :)

<3

[Broketarded]

Adbitex, you are no one to criticize anything ... you're a bloody romanian...you believe that metal bits sticking out of someone's face and or other body parts equals rebellion? Rebelling again what exactly? Is there some sort of anti-piercing movement in Europe i haven't heard about? And here's a suggestion: try picking up women offline, and work on your flirting methods, because they're fucked. PS: your light bulb video is cute..I'm glad you finally got electricity in your country.

[xXhighwolfXx]

@adbitex fuck you hard in the ass.

[Dizzyfinger]

Du bist einfach zu verrückt.

Aber da du dabei so unschuldig aussiehst, schaue ich mir das echt gerne an. Hat was lustiges. :)

[Carlos9023]

hi kiwi i like the bgnd music

and no i didnt smile, i should whatch oce agein yayyyy

[scbsteve05]

nice hat

[DerKnofi]

I like it. DO you love me now? :D

Naja, war ziemlich sinnlos, ich habs aber trotzdem geglotzt. Und da ich verschwendete Zeit nicht gut find, hab ich beschlossen, es als gut zu betrachten. ;)

[SLOTH929]

hehe cool video i like it :)

[plica06]

~ Happy Speedy Kiwi... D'I mean, Happy Christmas SpeedyConKiwi ~ !

[Fallennyte]

Your videos seriously make my day. Danke Kiwi :)

[Passy666]

jetzt hab ich garnich erst gegrinst als du fotographiert hast :S ... war so unvorbereitet ...

[saschaone1]

hey sag ma kann mir ma jemand sagen was das für ne musik im hintergrund bei dem video is? die musik is soooo TOLLLLL ich weiß nich wieso aba ich find sie faszinierend und würde mich freuenw enn mir jemand antworten würde

dankeschön

[williamdau]

I like your videos.

However I can't avoid thinking that you just got home from a party.

I dunno maybe judging by the context of the video and the smeared eye makeup.

Anyway have fun.

[GovernmentalStatisti]

I love you.

[holloway5830]

I like this video, you may think its about nothing but I like nothing, it is about something. I didn't know you named your cactus.

[elysecrnic780]

do you know who Bill Kaulitz is????

if you do...do u like his band???

[TrustMeWithYourMoney]

Shoot, I forgot to smile. Redo!

[sabart5]

What's the problem with the cactus? I still find it cute.

[drunKenxD]

that was confusing XDD

das is das geilste ey :D

kannst du bitte so n video machen wo du immer mitten drinn so ein vid einspielst mit so einer art wie das ''thats confusing'' :D

ich lach mich weg :D

[fluorisch]

goil, die animation am ende! :D

[drunKenxD]

Gooood :D

you are so funny :D

make moore :D

[latinluvrxxx]

Wow .50 iz a good deal haha! and anyone who didn"t smile during any of your videos should be transported to one of those countries with public beatings lol..<3

[owlphanumeric]

i love any video you're in! totally

[Asmodai281]

I mean this ice <3 or is it meant to be a heart? And please get rid of this german accent or do you just lisp? hissing snakes and buzzing bees, you know?

[justagrrlinny]

Oh geez and I forgot to wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year :) Duh...all that talk about my robe and jammies....I got distracted...you know how it goes (W.O.W...........cough).

[shmancynancy]

die muetze is n bisschen klein, wa :D ?

[salahmania]

cute red Christmas hat u have...hehe

[TheInternetPhantom]

Ahaha. <3

[totallyranDOOM16]

love ur vids keep up d good work, kiwi <3 ;)

[poisongirl2284]

I love your videos! they have helped me a lot in my quest to learn German! (Still working on it though!)

Have a Merry Christmas! (OHHHH hey... you could teach us to say merry christmas in German! ;)

[speedyconkiwi]

i plan to within the next days, yes :)

[captainfury2007]

I always like your videos :)

[Freakyconkiwi]

More More More! You are awesome you will be famous!!!

[james030188]

du bist verruckt.

[Inlovepink2007]

verrückt

[james030188]

Ich weiss das! ich habe keine ue.

Mein gott! ich spreche Deutsch.

[Inlovepink2007]

@james030188 warum regst du dich denn so auf? ich dachte es war ein fehler sorry

[xg0m]

LOL! "You just been photographed" love your videos! Always make me smile =) .

[obdachlos1563]

(Whew.) When you raised the camera, I tore off my Dictator Series--Robert Mugabe mask just before you snapped the shutter.

[bearchay889]

I need one of those hats but everytime i wear one kids keep trying to sit on my lap.

[speedyconkiwi]

hahahaha these things happen!

[manniacmind]

Fritz looks like a pickle! :D

BTW: Do you know a Frank?

[speedyconkiwi]

i used to. he got murdered -.-

[manniacmind]

Naaaah! He's fine. I heard he raised a family. Outside of town.

[EdElisea]

When you look at the picture of all of us I'll be the one at the edge, where it shows only half of me or less. It happens to me whenever someone takes a photo of a group of people when I'm in it. LOL : )

EdElisea 12/16/09

[GermanSniperBayArea]

kiwi is the best! ya that hat is an awesome deal! happy holidays !

[KinderSurprise008]

Nice shriveled up cactus. :\

Funny video, though. Should probably shove your cat's face into the camera more. Yay, kitties!

[speedyconkiwi]

it's not shriveled up O_o

it used to be half the size it's now!

[starkey7uk]

You woke up at 6am to make a video?!!?!?!?

[speedyconkiwi]

no. i'm not THAT insane.

[EMODAV1987]

drogen =D

[nezethmusiq]

haha i wish i had that much energ at six in the morning

[2r3notgoodas1]

lol

[xAlwaysOnCloud9x]

You are so cute. ^^

[doitdeviant]

Haha...You're so cute. It's very cold here... ~18 C. Probably not that cold for where you're at, but in Southern Cali, it's fairly cold.

Hope you have a good holiday. Btw, I'm visiting Berlin (and a few other cities) in January. See you :)

[LooseLatitude]

65? LOL

You guys are spoiled ;)

[doitdeviant]

haha, yes I during the DAY!  It's crazy. What can I say, it's great living here; but I love the cold (the REAL cold I mean).

[speedyconkiwi]

you'll have a lot of real cold in january then :D

[doitdeviant]

Yes, I can't wait! I'll be in Schönhauser @ the Meinenger hostel. It's pretty cozy, I've been there before.

[geepcj2a]

We just got 18 inches of snow the other day. Work and school were canceled. Yay!

[The1Barron]

Can you be my Christmas present? p:

[EyesLikeEmeraldCity]

Hahahahahaha

[justagrrlinny]

YEAHHHHH!!!!! More AWSOME randomness!!!! OH so good to see you again :) But, can you not keep the picture of me? I'm sitting here in my purple snowman robe and my jammies and well....you know :) Btw...it's 10 degree's outside with a windchill factor of OMFG!!!! I'm sending you a picture soon to your gmail. You'll like it lol :) Well, that is, if my camera lens doesn't freeze up...it'll be an outside picture....duhn, duhn, duhn!!! Oh, and I LOVE it when you show Patchie...hope she's doing better!

[speedyconkiwi]

but the robe and the jammies rock!!!

[justagrrlinny]

It's an old robe, but I can't bare to part with it because it's SOOOOO comfy and snuggly and warm :) And my jammies have kitties on them and I wore them when I went to Italy so I can't part with those either :)

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Kiwi.

This was a funny video,and I enjoyed most of it.

I suppose you have no control over where the ad will appear,or what type?

The pop up ones are okay,but I ma not pleased when an Advertisement leads off. On Television,I usually change the channel...

[speedyconkiwi]

yeah i dunno what's going on with that,. sorry :(

[justagrrlinny]

The ads are part of the partnership program :(

[Blargaldalien]

So, partner = annoying advertisement before WE get to see the content. I am not applying for partner why?

[justagrrlinny]

Well, the partnership program is rather neat...you get lots of perks...being the whole point of putting up with the annoying ads that you have no control over, but....supposedly, they're supposed to place ads relevent to your channel or video content...riiiiigghhht :) As well, you need LOTS of viewers to become partner. Of course, Kiwi has so many video stalkers I've lost count :) But she loves us :)

[amightyo]

das ist sehr schön!!! :-) Well, always nice watching you :-) Message: Keep being happy :-)

[logelamutp]

<3 <3 <3

[Arrows73]

0:33 My friend has this :D:D:D:D:D

[pokepokefanfan]

can you tell me please the name of that thing, i have always wanted one, but i have no idea what the name is.

[speedyconkiwi]

i just call it spikey needle thingie with glass :D

[revilomat]

Hi Kiwilicious!! :)

[speedyconkiwi]

hi revilomaticious! :D

[BanditWorks]

Awesome!

[JXintheZ]

Nice, Kiwi!

<3

[mongo5888]

ROFL!!! I love your videos Kiwi, especially the random ones like this! Keep up the great work and Merry Christmas season to you. ^_^

[speedyconkiwi]

merry christmas and all that jazz to you too ^_^

[Nicheven]

lol. Happy 6 am! Please ignore the puzzled look on my face in the photograph, the cat jumped on me at the same time!

[davidrnugent]

I wasn't smiling the first time, so I watched the video again. Please use the second picture.

[speedyconkiwi]

but you blinked in the second picture!!! :(

[lost2fairyfate]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HanillaBabee]

Lol! I love you're videos! I can't wait for more...especially German one's!!

[LuckyStrike502]

Random videos ROCK! Especially random speedyconkiwi videos! ;-)

[Brianswers]

Weird, an ad playd before the video started. I didnt know it was doing that

[omgXhealXdoch]

omg lass dir tittn op machn und kauf dir hobbys ja 6 uhr omg ich will pennen

abla du bist nicht witzig oha will die gar nciht witzig sein ahahah omfg nub .. dis is liek OMG gg haxxor beat thAT .pwnd n4p even in RL

[speedyconkiwi]

...biste dann fertig mit dem gebrabbel?

[pokepokefanfan]

what´s the name of that thing?, the one kiwi puts her face, i have always wanted one of those where can i get one?

[BAYKITandFriends]

Oh nein, ich habe vergessen zu lächeln. <3

Bis dann, Tobi :D

[MyEverything94]

Ich finds richtig süß, dass dein Kaktus FRITZ heißt. :D:D

[AHIEFT]

I absolutely love the videos you make. I always leave with a smile on my face. Thank you Speedyconkiwi. Which reminds me, is that your birth name...Kiwi?

[hens333]

yes Kiwi :P

[benzone50]

Merry Xmas!

[Absydion]

(C:  <3

[Asmodai281]

What about that ice in the end? And did you dyed your hair?

[speedyconkiwi]

what ice?

and nope!

[southparkk777]

It's good to see you Kivvi ))

[legendary7708]

50cents try 25cents... hehhe

[jim1088]

You named your cactus Fritz. Wonderful.

[Sugartalker]

Randonly fun Kiwi! Thanks for that :)

[Gypsygothic]

I have a cat named Fritz...

and a hat like that...

*beams*

Kiwi loves me. I liked the video. ^.^

[speedyconkiwi]

i hope your fritz is fluffier though!

[justagrrlinny]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[missburn]

Speedy! Good to see you! <3

[Vulcan4298]

Not one important thing to say, and yet it was the best video on youtube. Love it :)

[speedyconkiwi]

lol

thanks ^^

[bigdima3]

ha ,, kiwi is kool

[JamalGardner1]

Yup!

[ShallAnnDara]

you're entertaining even when you ramble.....

[kaitfaery]

I have one of those mini cactuses too! =) It used to have little flowers on it but they fell off. =/

Nice Santa hat! Hope you're enjoying the holiday season!

[speedyconkiwi]

it had flowers?? i'm so jealous! fritz never had any flowers. then again, he isn't that old so maybe.. one fine day..

[kaitfaery]

To be 100% honest with you, I think they were probably glued on, probably to enhance its probability of being bought! =P I could be wrong, just a guess there. Did look much prettier with them, kind of miss that little cactus, it's in the good hands of my family though. =) It's been around and well for at least 3 years now, they live forever!

[slaspnash]

PLANS... Music :)

You know... haha when i see your face you make me feel happy :) i cant lie i have a big Smile now DX

Good luck in This New Year For you too :)

[speedyconkiwi]

yay music!! :D

[geoberkable]

Take it again, I blinked.

Tell us where you went! I hope it was Leydicke on Mannsteinstrasse.

[OhCurt]

I didn't have time to smile - DAMN!

Yay for hat and squeaky chair!

[ElevenColors]

Say, did you hear about that emo kid that got attacked by Juggalos? Something to talk about, at any rate.

[ShadowsTemple]

I used to waste so much time with that pin board thing when I was younger....

The only thing I don't like about this video is the total lack of cat in the picture. I just like cats a lot but I can't have one :(

[ingyinginging]

Even your shit videos are well worth watching.

[speedyconkiwi]

LOL i love this comment.

[justagrrlinny]

I totally agree, although I dunno if Kiwi's ever produced a shit video...just randomness...that's what makes Kiwi...well...Kiwi :) I totally love this comment too!

[kindle1085]

I smiled for the camera!

And I do like the hat, it's very festive.

Did you stay up all night and then make the video or did you wake up early and make the video. Either way...I think you need to have someone stop you from using the camera before you are able to make a wise choice...I still loved it though. lol

[speedyconkiwi]

i stayed up all night and was bored. and that's what happens ^^

[laurence1211]

LOL, randomly nothing, for a second there i thought you said you could just shove your ass into the camera again...lol...i was confused.... its been along day. But feel free to do that anyway :p

[movieguystarraisin]

At the end of your video since when did Micky Mouse have a bird's beak?

[speedyconkiwi]

huh?

[movieguystarraisin]

My Attempt at humor. The ascii heart symbol at the end looks like a sideways Micky Mouse with a Bird's beak...

[zebidee55]

Oh! The pin board thingy! I have one of those!! :DDD

Yes I did smile, but afterwards. Is that OK?

A Christmas LGWSCK video would come in handy right about now!!

[colormekristen]

Haha, this video was funny :-)

[speedyconkiwi]

your face was funny!!!

wait.. that doesn't sound like i intended it to..

[Isisa100]

kein emo mehr ? :D

[speedyconkiwi]

wann war ich denn emo?

[berLinyes]

Money Luv

[tromaggot]

dein pc ist direkt vor der tür? tut das nicht weh, wenn jemand reinkommt?

[speedyconkiwi]

nee nee nee da sind gut 3 meter zwischen tür und schreibtisch :)

[BarryAldridge]

I did smile for the photo <3.

I love the christmas hat its great.

Im normally up at 6am.

[speedyconkiwi]

i went to bed shortly after ^^

[detubator]

I like turtles.

If you don't know what to make videos about, why not not make them at all, or if you do make them, why upload them if they're not even funny?

You make great and funny videos when you do have a topic! ;)

PS: Why up so early? :)

[superkagome]

Cat in the camera is completely acceptable. I enjoyed said video, quite a bit though. <3

[CrazyWyatt]

I want a gf, but I don't think that will happend. I will have Christmas Eve, Christmas, New Years Eve is my best friends Birthday. I will finish getting presents for my family and friends. Do alot of youtube videos and blogtv shows and drink alot of energy drinks. I forgot watch alot of movies and play video games. I will do alot of shopping too.

[speedyconkiwi]

enjoy the rest of the year :)

[CrazyWyatt]

I will no worries about that. So what all you going to do the rest of the year? I hope you enjoy the rest of the year too. I am so excited for Christmas Eve, Christmas, & New Years Eve. Its going to be fun.

[DevoidofHeartHippie]

LOL what were you doing up so early?!

[speedyconkiwi]

i was still up!

[sinanus9]

Love the video hahahahaha :)

[IcexGoddess]

<3

I smiled. I also got happy fuzzies on the inside.

<<... I love your hat. v.v