When zwareshag gets stoned, he takes out his GI Joe collection from his childhood and share his blunt with them. He finds it comforting. zwareshag doesn't socialize much, so it's a safe and non-threatening activity that allows him to have someone to smoke and talk with. He says his dolls are good listeners, and they don't hog the weed or salivate all over the blunt like some people do. zwareshag also enjoys dressing them up in colorful Rasta type clothing, instead of the military uniforms.
@zwareshag They're DOLLS. You can call them "action figures" to distract from the fact that theyre dolls for males, but that doesn't change the fact they're dolls. Look up the definition of doll. Which ones do you own?
@JailPotheadsForLife Well, i still own one you catch my drift :) She (your mom) likes my rubber ducky very much when we are splashing in the tub. Thats not all though... And when playtime gets rather climactic, She also yearns to grasp the inflatable ''submarine'', lurking deep, deep in the tub. Fun Times!
Since it's been revealed that Casey Anthony was high on pot when she murdered her daughter Caylee, a lot of people that used to be neutral on the marijuana issue are dead set against the shit now. Fucking potheads, murdering their own kids, then partying after & lying about everything!
*** NEWSFLASH! *** The government is experimenting with adult-size Jolly Jumpers ® to pacify potheads & keep them occupied, instead of on the street robbing & killing. Doctor Filburg, leader of the research team, states "we've found that marijuana-smoking subjects are content to sit in an adult-size Jolly Jumper ® & bounce up & down in an infantile state for as long as 14 hours." The White House has hailed the research team's findings as "an important step forward in the war on drugs"
@JailPotheadsForLife <---- this guy is a fucking joke.i tried to speak with him rationally and all he could do was send me irrelevant videos.hes a fucking waste of space on this planet and a fucking dumb-ass piece of shit.he wont even stand up for his own cause.all he does is talk shit,but really he's just another bitch behind a computer screen.
"I tried to speak with JailPotHeadsForLife, but I couldn't understand the metaphors & allegories in the videos he sent me as replies. I'm just not as educated as JailPotHeadsForLife... I'm not in his league. Maybe he's right about pot dulling my mind."
@JailPotheadsForLife keep talking shit,you're the one who sent me a video about a guy reciting "old macdonald had a farm".are you sure that it's "my" mind that is dull?!?!?i meant every word to be straight forward in my first comment.trollolololo.
bigboydubstep moves to get up, & then notices he’s lying in a puddle of his own vomit & diarrhea after his pot-smoking binge. Instead of cleaning up, the first thing he does is eat some stale pizza, & then checks on his pet Iguana. When he realizes the Iguana is dead because he forgot to give it food & water for 3 weeks, he takes it & hangs it by the tail from the ceiling, & spray paints it day-glo colors. Then he pisses in his pants because he’s too lazy to walk to the washroom.
It’s the work week, & most normal people are off to their job to contribute to society. But what is zwareshag doing? He's still asleep on his filthy kitchen floor, mice scurrying around him. An empty bag of pot & a stained bong sit on the counter top. He’s alone because he chased his smoking buddies away four hours ago after accusing them of stealing food from his fridge. A welfare check stub is stuck on the fridge door, all the money long since squandered on pot.
@JailPotheadsForLife = I WISH TO EDUCATE PEOPLE ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MARIJUANA, & HOW TO RECOGNIZE WHEN A FRIEND OR LOVED ONE IS EXPERIMENTING WITH POT OR HOOKED ON IT. MARIJUANA IS ONE OF THE LEADING CAUSES OF DEATH AMONGST YOUNG PEOPLE TODAY. You must be joking or you're insane. Try to educate yourself first. Still had a nice laugh while i fucked you're mom while smoking a big fat joint though. She loved my bongstained kitchen when i told her to make a sandwich. Bitch.
@zwareshag Hahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! You fool, that wasn't my mom you fucked, that was the neighborhood transsexual who had a sex change operation from a guy to a girl in 2009. Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy it? I bet you did. Sorta reminded you of when you were in prison, uh? ROFL!!!!
@JailPotheadsForLife I'm sorry yo momma is a transsexual. So im sorry i fucked your momdad, gross but she still knows how to give proper head so you can taste my dick whenever she kisses you goodnight. Your Welcome!!
@JailPotheadsForLife Ew, your mom has herpes? Typical Bitch, Yo. How are your trauma's of sexual abuse doing these days, getting your ass sold for food much while your mom is actually selling her's for cash to smoke meth? Much? Hm?
@MyThirdUserAccount Good God you people make me sick! Every time I see dogshit on the sidewalk it reminds me of potheads - worthless stinking lumps who get washed down the sewer of life. Good riddance!
@JailPotheadsForLife lol you must be a lot of fun to be around..."jail potheads for life"...THAT is the worst youtube handle i've ever seen and that really says a lot...but yeah, maybe you're onto something...let's imprison people for life for committing a crime that isn't morally reprehensible, but only considered wrong because the legislature says it is...retard...smoking pot is no more morally wrong than drinking booze...i wonder what happened in your life to make you so fucked in the head
@MurphGiovanni I was educated at an Ivy League college, paid for by my rich parents. Unlike you & your fellow drug addicts, I am extremely intelligent, high class, & am a published author. But by all means, keep smoking pot so that educated & privileged non-smokers like myself will continue to be assured of a constant supply of dumb workers like you to perform those menial tasks that my type prefer not to bother with.
Works under the principle that we have no proof that he isn't, as you claim, an Ivy League educated author. Aside from the fact you don't have half a clue what you're talking about at any given moment and conduct yourself as a complete douche nozzle.
Ex."Ill have u kno thusly im a professer at herverd medical scholl n won teh nobel prize for grammer 3 yeras in a row,. as such and heretofor"
Late at night when cheesuschristballs can't sleep, & he's worried about the DEA coming thru his bedroom window, he just pretends Bob Marley is by his side, in bed with him, holding his hand, comforting him, whispering in his ear, laying his big strong masculine hands on him, stroking, exploring, faster & faster, until suddenly, something explodes, & cheesuschristballs feel all messy & guilt-ridden.
Watching this is the only thing that keeps me interested. I began watching this expecting to laugh often at some dark humor. Instead this thing has gone a different way. Kind of ridiculous at times.
Wonderful chemistry between the two of them
MrGermantim 2 days ago
@MrGermantim pun intended of course!
orestisDisturbed 1 day ago
Love the way Bryan teases him, even without saying a single word ;DDDDDDD Hell I love them
88chemical88 3 days ago
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LOL this is so fucking funny xD "ohhh... tuuuucooo"
Ravage017 5 days ago
Hal still lives 1:00
devilmaycry1995 5 days ago
Man it's good to see these: I was so afraid it was real...
timmots 3 weeks ago
i tried doing what cranston does at 3:24 to a girl i work with. she blankly stared at me for a while and then said no. but it was still worth it.
monteije 3 weeks ago
When zwareshag gets stoned, he takes out his GI Joe collection from his childhood and share his blunt with them. He finds it comforting. zwareshag doesn't socialize much, so it's a safe and non-threatening activity that allows him to have someone to smoke and talk with. He says his dolls are good listeners, and they don't hog the weed or salivate all over the blunt like some people do. zwareshag also enjoys dressing them up in colorful Rasta type clothing, instead of the military uniforms.
JailPotheadsForLife 3 weeks ago
@JailPotheadsForLife Hahaha! Thats funny. And its ACTION FIGURE, Bitch.
zwareshag 3 weeks ago
@zwareshag They're DOLLS. You can call them "action figures" to distract from the fact that theyre dolls for males, but that doesn't change the fact they're dolls. Look up the definition of doll. Which ones do you own?
JailPotheadsForLife 3 weeks ago
@JailPotheadsForLife Well, i still own one you catch my drift :) She (your mom) likes my rubber ducky very much when we are splashing in the tub. Thats not all though... And when playtime gets rather climactic, She also yearns to grasp the inflatable ''submarine'', lurking deep, deep in the tub. Fun Times!
zwareshag 3 weeks ago
@zwareshag Ya, it's lurking SO deep that no one seems to be able to find it... kinda makes one wonder if it's there at all... catch my drift?
JailPotheadsForLife 2 weeks ago
@zwareshag The inflated "Submarine" would float you retard.
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Since it's been revealed that Casey Anthony was high on pot when she murdered her daughter Caylee, a lot of people that used to be neutral on the marijuana issue are dead set against the shit now. Fucking potheads, murdering their own kids, then partying after & lying about everything!
JailPotheadsForLife 3 weeks ago
1:05 TIMMYY
zwareshag 1 month ago
Really gay if you pause at 3:42
NoNameMcStickles 1 month ago
shut up skyler
redzer06 1 month ago
2:05 i pissed myself XDD
CreedNapify 1 month ago
0:39
I believe this was the part when Walter white became one with Heisenberg. He may have died in the process though.
Shinzu92 1 month ago
0:09 omg incredible.
cptspoofy 1 month ago
Isn't Skyler dead yet?!
ldbrehm 1 month ago
@ldbrehm why do you have to be suc... such a bitch
anonymous133711 1 month ago
@anonymous133711 Seriously? LMFAO!
ldbrehm 1 month ago
@anonymous133711 Um...you see Walt, Jr., I have to play the heavy and be the bitch all the time!!
ldbrehm 1 month ago
4 people didn't think that it will work.
Octobandits 1 month ago
I have never seen a gag reel for any serious movie or tv show... This is a real treat.
GummzterOfficial 1 month ago
i clicked this video cuz i didnt know real life had gag reels...then i realized that this was just a show.
xxxxDYLANHOLMESxxxx 1 month ago
Who messes with the blowfish jeff?? wtf is jeff? xDDD
XShadow103X 1 month ago 3
@XShadow103X i used to be a blow fish, can i call u jeff!
champ103187 1 month ago
*** NEWSFLASH! *** The government is experimenting with adult-size Jolly Jumpers ® to pacify potheads & keep them occupied, instead of on the street robbing & killing. Doctor Filburg, leader of the research team, states "we've found that marijuana-smoking subjects are content to sit in an adult-size Jolly Jumper ® & bounce up & down in an infantile state for as long as 14 hours." The White House has hailed the research team's findings as "an important step forward in the war on drugs"
JailPotheadsForLife 1 month ago
@JailPotheadsForLife <---- this guy is a fucking joke.i tried to speak with him rationally and all he could do was send me irrelevant videos.hes a fucking waste of space on this planet and a fucking dumb-ass piece of shit.he wont even stand up for his own cause.all he does is talk shit,but really he's just another bitch behind a computer screen.
bigboydubstep 1 month ago 2
Translation for comment left by bigboydubstep:
"I tried to speak with JailPotHeadsForLife, but I couldn't understand the metaphors & allegories in the videos he sent me as replies. I'm just not as educated as JailPotHeadsForLife... I'm not in his league. Maybe he's right about pot dulling my mind."
JailPotheadsForLife 1 month ago
@JailPotheadsForLife keep talking shit,you're the one who sent me a video about a guy reciting "old macdonald had a farm".are you sure that it's "my" mind that is dull?!?!?i meant every word to be straight forward in my first comment.trollolololo.
bigboydubstep 1 month ago
bigboydubstep moves to get up, & then notices he’s lying in a puddle of his own vomit & diarrhea after his pot-smoking binge. Instead of cleaning up, the first thing he does is eat some stale pizza, & then checks on his pet Iguana. When he realizes the Iguana is dead because he forgot to give it food & water for 3 weeks, he takes it & hangs it by the tail from the ceiling, & spray paints it day-glo colors. Then he pisses in his pants because he’s too lazy to walk to the washroom.
JailPotheadsForLife 1 month ago
@JailPotheadsForLife YOUR A BITCH, YO!
zwareshag 1 month ago
It’s the work week, & most normal people are off to their job to contribute to society. But what is zwareshag doing? He's still asleep on his filthy kitchen floor, mice scurrying around him. An empty bag of pot & a stained bong sit on the counter top. He’s alone because he chased his smoking buddies away four hours ago after accusing them of stealing food from his fridge. A welfare check stub is stuck on the fridge door, all the money long since squandered on pot.
JailPotheadsForLife 1 month ago
@JailPotheadsForLife = I WISH TO EDUCATE PEOPLE ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MARIJUANA, & HOW TO RECOGNIZE WHEN A FRIEND OR LOVED ONE IS EXPERIMENTING WITH POT OR HOOKED ON IT. MARIJUANA IS ONE OF THE LEADING CAUSES OF DEATH AMONGST YOUNG PEOPLE TODAY. You must be joking or you're insane. Try to educate yourself first. Still had a nice laugh while i fucked you're mom while smoking a big fat joint though. She loved my bongstained kitchen when i told her to make a sandwich. Bitch.
zwareshag 4 weeks ago
@zwareshag Hahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! You fool, that wasn't my mom you fucked, that was the neighborhood transsexual who had a sex change operation from a guy to a girl in 2009. Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy it? I bet you did. Sorta reminded you of when you were in prison, uh? ROFL!!!!
JailPotheadsForLife 4 weeks ago
@JailPotheadsForLife I'm sorry yo momma is a transsexual. So im sorry i fucked your momdad, gross but she still knows how to give proper head so you can taste my dick whenever she kisses you goodnight. Your Welcome!!
zwareshag 4 weeks ago
@zwareshag Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! So you admit you like fucking transsexuals, uh? Typical pothead. How are your herpes sores doing these days?
JailPotheadsForLife 3 weeks ago
@JailPotheadsForLife Ew, your mom has herpes? Typical Bitch, Yo. How are your trauma's of sexual abuse doing these days, getting your ass sold for food much while your mom is actually selling her's for cash to smoke meth? Much? Hm?
zwareshag 3 weeks ago
@zwareshag YAWN.....!!
JailPotheadsForLife 3 weeks ago
0:36
Genius.
MyThirdUserAccount 2 months ago
@MyThirdUserAccount Good God you people make me sick! Every time I see dogshit on the sidewalk it reminds me of potheads - worthless stinking lumps who get washed down the sewer of life. Good riddance!
JailPotheadsForLife 1 month ago
@JailPotheadsForLife lol you must be a lot of fun to be around..."jail potheads for life"...THAT is the worst youtube handle i've ever seen and that really says a lot...but yeah, maybe you're onto something...let's imprison people for life for committing a crime that isn't morally reprehensible, but only considered wrong because the legislature says it is...retard...smoking pot is no more morally wrong than drinking booze...i wonder what happened in your life to make you so fucked in the head
MurphGiovanni 1 month ago
@MurphGiovanni I was educated at an Ivy League college, paid for by my rich parents. Unlike you & your fellow drug addicts, I am extremely intelligent, high class, & am a published author. But by all means, keep smoking pot so that educated & privileged non-smokers like myself will continue to be assured of a constant supply of dumb workers like you to perform those menial tasks that my type prefer not to bother with.
JailPotheadsForLife 1 month ago
@JailPotheadsForLife Identified as: Troll #10: Unbelievable Credentials Troll
Works under the principle that we have no proof that he isn't, as you claim, an Ivy League educated author. Aside from the fact you don't have half a clue what you're talking about at any given moment and conduct yourself as a complete douche nozzle.
Ex."Ill have u kno thusly im a professer at herverd medical scholl n won teh nobel prize for grammer 3 yeras in a row,. as such and heretofor"
cheesuschristballs 1 month ago 4
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Late at night when cheesuschristballs can't sleep, & he's worried about the DEA coming thru his bedroom window, he just pretends Bob Marley is by his side, in bed with him, holding his hand, comforting him, whispering in his ear, laying his big strong masculine hands on him, stroking, exploring, faster & faster, until suddenly, something explodes, & cheesuschristballs feel all messy & guilt-ridden.
JailPotheadsForLife 1 month ago
@JailPotheadsForLife Brain Atrophy. It Exists, kids. And this cunt scab is the proof.
MyThirdUserAccount 1 month ago 2
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@MyThirdUserAccount I like to squeeze the heads of pot-smokers like you, until what little is left of your brain squirts out your ears...
JailPotheadsForLife 1 month ago
@JailPotheadsForLife NO LIFE.
You're quite a pitiable case.
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MyThirdUserAccount 2 months ago
3:12 WHAT THE HELL
73B3N 2 months ago
Wonder if there are any gag reels with Gus.... Tuco i can imagine, but Gus??No way!
Teenom 2 months ago
my name is in fact jeff and yes what do you want
masterman3178 2 months ago
1:15 Oah.. er ist sooo :D:D <333
I CAN'T DO IT! Aaron ist so heiß *-*
LaKiraXx 2 months ago
This made me ridiculously happy. :)
bsimonel1 2 months ago
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bsimonel1 2 months ago
3:33 this is definitely more than a father and son relationship o.O
MrMushroom123 2 months ago
@MrMushroom123 Maybe not in your household! O.o
TheChriscrowder 2 months ago
AHHHH! AHHH! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
deutschland08fn 2 months ago
why does he cum shot jesse
101maxplayer 3 months ago
1:00 is hal
goobmcspazatron 3 months ago 3
@goobmcspazatron Isn't it though? It seems like something that could come straight out of Malcolm in the Middle.
flyforce16 3 months ago
I lost it so hard at 1:00 Hahahahahaha it looks like so much fun working on this show
gruffor 3 months ago
was that a dildo?
number676766 3 months ago
1:00 << LOL!
Osaed1 4 months ago
yo yo yo 1 to the 4 to the 8 to the 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9 representing the abq watup biyatch leave it at the tone
mrhaha56 4 months ago 16
You're not Jeff... who's jeff?
futurestoryteller 4 months ago 7
0:09 :D:D:D:D:D:D Walter Pinkman and Jessie White
Violinschluessel 4 months ago 4
ohhhh tucoooo
paolvale 4 months ago
More breakfast scenes
majornewb 4 months ago
lol ohh good the door's open
shinigamiryuk 4 months ago
jeff disliked this
xwanbawx 4 months ago
Watching this is the only thing that keeps me interested. I began watching this expecting to laugh often at some dark humor. Instead this thing has gone a different way. Kind of ridiculous at times.
str8out 4 months ago
kartel is going to kill "1 dislike"
superkurbi 4 months ago 43
we need more breakfast scenes :D
mdegauss 5 months ago
what was that hand for @ the end? :o
Shakur444 5 months ago
@Shakur444 what do u think ? i guess to have fun at night lol
TheSam11111111 4 months ago
0:09 That's Walt and Jesse playing each other LOL. Where is that scene from? Is it from the show at all?
subjectb 5 months ago 4
LMAO @ 0:09 Bryan Cranston is hilarious
PsyPstorm 5 months ago
LMAO @ 0:09 Bryan Cranston is hilarious
PsyPstorm 5 months ago
Was this on the dvds?
HindsightPOV 5 months ago
1:00 FOR THE WIN.
iTzJustCrAzY 5 months ago
:59 - :1:04 a little bit of Hal in that scene
Y2JFAN811 5 months ago
idk, do u think that this will work man? D;
xD
pricture 5 months ago 27
Funny shit
seeinshit 5 months ago
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fuck niggers
Fcleancars 8 months ago