dude you should have stuck with guiness the whole way. sure youll get full real quick but the foamey hell that was happening in your stomach wouldnt have occured. i firmly believe you you have gotten at least 4 pints of guiness in the 3 min! mulligan!
if your vid gets to us before whoever else... which everyone is SLACKING on sending guest vids, so i say, do the truth or dare challenge, and send my way, beat everyone to the punch =D
Agreed, there is nothing more unawesome than peeing out cha' butt. Or the dog your are dogsitting doing that all over your kitchen.. Totally and completely unawesome.
Good luck, Punk. I am conscious enough to admit that I have no clue how what I do works, either in my head or in the real world. Meh. It makes me thirsty.
Rama-lama-lama, ka-dangity-di-ding-de-dong. Shoo-bop sha-wadda-wadda oh my fucking god! Traumatic flashbacks to highschool theatre! *jess dashes to the fridge for a breakfast beer*
Ha! Traumatic indeed, Jess! One of my favorite local bands growing up was named Whiskey For Breakfast, and they would play a show at a dive bar at 10am once a month.
Although I'm disappointed you didn't dance... lol I love your video. Are you new? They should so keep you around... your random acts of cussing are great. lol
I'm the same worn down pickup truck that's been rusting in pieces in the front yard of your neighbor's yard, but I just got some slick rims and a new paint job. I just look new. I'm busted as shit under the hood. Mother shit fuck!
O___O !!!! OMG.. I have like totally popped a load all over my keyboard, myself and the milk man... who assisted me in a few ways. But we both agree that this video was totally orgasmic man.. totally. I could hardly control myself .. just wobbling here and watching the awesomeness that is the Ob... squatch.
Fuck these sprint sessions man. You can out-do anyone in a drinking marathon Ob, and that's a splatter of tact. You blow it's through. Man, I want to dry hump your leg with my sticky self.
So you do want to dry hump him and all right. We're in agreement there. K, you can have the right leg and I'll have the left. Matrix.. if he wants, can have the middle.
Yeah, who the fuck does that crap faced dead sheep fucker think he is? He should leave some goddamn comments on this video. What the fucking hell is wrong with that douchepump?
hole too small to drink out of cans and do a competition anyway! peanut butter sandwich with beer? YUH! interesting..... great video yellow shirt guy. Peace!
Crap, the holy man saw this? That can't be good for Team Let's Get Obsquatch To Heaven. Meh, fuck it. I'm basically screwed anyway. Might as well burb on the way down.
You are Awesome!
skeezysquirrel 2 years ago
Awesome vid, from start to finish.
5*.
allteesupunderground 2 years ago
Interests in Human nature, religion, politics, drinking with some fucking love....jeez, sounds like a Eharmoney account for awesomeness.
Bad things...bad things...chang, chang....
Takarafire 2 years ago
nice one man.
popebenadict16 2 years ago
u down'd that Guinness like nobodies business!! loved the ghetto start too haha ur funny ;)
Ellvanda 2 years ago
Dude your so like me! i'm a science guy and all intellectual questians revolve around biology, I also love to skateboard and drink beer!!!
pbrskater26 2 years ago
7:11
hahaha. worst song ever! and u made it worse thats fucking awesome!
b.walker*
bwalkervideos 2 years ago
awsome intro. That was great
rockdrummer1226 2 years ago
the song was fricken hilarious
riedel69 2 years ago
"'cause it's drinking..."
Nice intro man... liked the way you just taped how you went and bought beer xD
NiDeCo 2 years ago
7:11
depointless 2 years ago
WOW! So full of win! I bow down 2 yr greatness. Shamalamadingdong!
Justinmazing 2 years ago
fantastic
depointless 2 years ago
dude you should have stuck with guiness the whole way. sure youll get full real quick but the foamey hell that was happening in your stomach wouldnt have occured. i firmly believe you you have gotten at least 4 pints of guiness in the 3 min! mulligan!
gnattilly 2 years ago
I'm just drinking Guinness next time, as that was the tastiest and the easiest to pound. Can I do next Wednesday also?
obsquatch 2 years ago
if your vid gets to us before whoever else... which everyone is SLACKING on sending guest vids, so i say, do the truth or dare challenge, and send my way, beat everyone to the punch =D
CinderFNRella 2 years ago
shitting liquid always pisses me off
matrix2k3 2 years ago
Agreed, there is nothing more unawesome than peeing out cha' butt. Or the dog your are dogsitting doing that all over your kitchen.. Totally and completely unawesome.
obsquatch 2 years ago
Ob is an awesome drunk... I'm still taking notes like misspacman said.
MidiPunk 2 years ago
Good luck, Punk. I am conscious enough to admit that I have no clue how what I do works, either in my head or in the real world. Meh. It makes me thirsty.
obsquatch 2 years ago
Rama-lama-lama, ka-dangity-di-ding-de-dong. Shoo-bop sha-wadda-wadda oh my fucking god! Traumatic flashbacks to highschool theatre! *jess dashes to the fridge for a breakfast beer*
Jessiqua42 2 years ago
Ha! Traumatic indeed, Jess! One of my favorite local bands growing up was named Whiskey For Breakfast, and they would play a show at a dive bar at 10am once a month.
obsquatch 2 years ago
goddamn. OBSQUACH FTW :D
tomacalin86 2 years ago
Thanks, Tomacalin. I'm-a-gonna print out this comment and stick it on my fridge full of beer.
obsquatch 2 years ago
Although I'm disappointed you didn't dance... lol I love your video. Are you new? They should so keep you around... your random acts of cussing are great. lol
reeceegirl 2 years ago
I'm the same worn down pickup truck that's been rusting in pieces in the front yard of your neighbor's yard, but I just got some slick rims and a new paint job. I just look new. I'm busted as shit under the hood. Mother shit fuck!
obsquatch 2 years ago
Nothing like a bongy day!
StylidiumLane 2 years ago
You did a good job. Doing it. Great job. <3
gothlover4u 2 years ago
Oh fuck, that reminds me, I have to go to work. Thanks for killing my buzz, ass.
obsquatch 2 years ago
I think I'm going to do my intros like you from now on
matrix2k3 2 years ago
O___O !!!! OMG.. I have like totally popped a load all over my keyboard, myself and the milk man... who assisted me in a few ways. But we both agree that this video was totally orgasmic man.. totally. I could hardly control myself .. just wobbling here and watching the awesomeness that is the Ob... squatch.
Fuck these sprint sessions man. You can out-do anyone in a drinking marathon Ob, and that's a splatter of tact. You blow it's through. Man, I want to dry hump your leg with my sticky self.
LupineL00pine 2 years ago
oooook....but agreed!
matrix2k3 2 years ago
Lupine, you are my... hero? Crap. That can't be good.
obsquatch 2 years ago
Well, you're my God.. so it evens out in this delightfully contradictory way, which soots my taste buds very swell indeed.
LupineL00pine 2 years ago
lmao Lupe... yeah, what he said, minus the popping a load over myself... no peen and all, but basically YEAH!
CinderFNRella 2 years ago
So you do want to dry hump him and all right. We're in agreement there. K, you can have the right leg and I'll have the left. Matrix.. if he wants, can have the middle.
LupineL00pine 2 years ago
god damn I love this vid
Obsquach great fucking job buddy
I'm going to spam the shit out this vid
matrix2k3 2 years ago
Here here!
Justinmazing 2 years ago
AWESOME
matrix2k3 2 years ago
wtf new guy? comment time
kingpolaris 2 years ago
Yeah, who the fuck does that crap faced dead sheep fucker think he is? He should leave some goddamn comments on this video. What the fucking hell is wrong with that douchepump?
obsquatch 2 years ago
stop reading my mind
kingpolaris 2 years ago
hahaha.... no that guy is win, BACK OFF or we throw dukes
CinderFNRella 2 years ago
hole too small to drink out of cans and do a competition anyway! peanut butter sandwich with beer? YUH! interesting..... great video yellow shirt guy. Peace!
-SupaFlex
pduperron 2 years ago
Thanks, mom! Look, no cavities!
obsquatch 2 years ago
Ollie?! Nice.
AngloBaptist 2 years ago
Crap, the holy man saw this? That can't be good for Team Let's Get Obsquatch To Heaven. Meh, fuck it. I'm basically screwed anyway. Might as well burb on the way down.
obsquatch 2 years ago
Taking one for the team...Yeah, I see all, Squatch! Mwahahahaaa!
The Spirit compels you!!
AngloBaptist 2 years ago
thats not how you pour beer!! for shame
BrutalWaffle 2 years ago
new hair cut awesome
BrutalWaffle 2 years ago
this guy is dope
spike6464 2 years ago
Five Stars!!
MadBadVoodo 2 years ago
budweiser???? wtf dude... j/k.. me n jjustin drink the fine beers... P.B.R. - miller high life.. natty ice.. you know, the expensive shit.. ha ha
rock on-space
clockworkmeltdown 2 years ago
When I say, "that's ok" it's because I was bitchin' to the beer store guy about NOT having PBR.
obsquatch 2 years ago
u staying?
kingpolaris 2 years ago
hey clock
kingpolaris 2 years ago
hey KP
clockworkmeltdown 2 years ago
*Drinking PBR while reading this comment*
Justinmazing 2 years ago
nice job man, i enjoyed motha fucka
j3ss3l33 2 years ago
and yes.... its budweiser your drinking.. that can is all bad things.. lol
rock on-space
clockworkmeltdown 2 years ago
ha ha.. dude, this video was full of win!!!! an honor n a pleasure to have you do a guest spot!!!
rock on-space
clockworkmeltdown 2 years ago
This was a blast. Can I do another?
obsquatch 2 years ago
im sure all the drunks n our viewers would allow that!!
rock on-space
clockworkmeltdown 2 years ago
damn straight, WE INSIST OB! =D
CinderFNRella 2 years ago
awesome!!!!!!
rock on-space
clockworkmeltdown 2 years ago
WEDNESDAY!!!!
This guy is soooooooooooooooooo Wednesday!!
Keep him.
kthxbai
SatchmoBevins 2 years ago
right???!!
CinderFNRella 2 years ago
yah.
SatchmoBevins 2 years ago
AGREED
Justinmazing 2 years ago
holy fuck. when did I do that? *hic*
obsquatch 2 years ago 4
already 1 person in comments wants you to stay... WELL done =D
CinderFNRella 2 years ago
this vid rocked!!!! new wednesday???? hmmmm
rock on-space
clockworkmeltdown 2 years ago
hey cinder
kingpolaris 2 years ago
hey KP
matrix2k3 2 years ago
hey matrix
kingpolaris 2 years ago