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  • 1:30 Ninjacide.

  • 2:00 Uuuhh..... Star of Davis?!!? I'm not kidding.

  • hahaha I lost my shit at 1:34 the suicidal death > attempt to escape the game lol

  • wait..is that castlevania? haha

  • I'm 14 and I beat Ninja Gaiden on the NES, Was it luck or skill, but personally I think it was luck

  • Is it possible that you are destined to be the next Ryu?

  • well i guess thats were ryu gets his stupidity

  • I just cannot beat the Jaquio. It's not possible. And whenever I die against him and I get set back to 6-1, I lose all my motivation and quit.

  • remember we had to beat the nes version without save states

  • wait wait no SHIT wait NO lol 

  • So that's what happens when you beat the Jaquio. I played it as a kid and he was the only one I couldn't beat. I was so close to the ending. The last boss looks easy in comparison.

  • 0:14 XD

  • ohh son of a bitch i fucking hate you! fuck you! haha best line of the video!

  • You sounded just like Prince Ojin after you died against Jagiuro.

  • When I was 5 years old my father was already an avid gamer (he was 36 years old, quite strange for his generation) and he showed me all the secrets of Ninja Gaiden, and after 18 years of playing ninja gaiden at least once a month, I haven't been able to beat the game in 1 run, with no continues like he did 18 years ago. He passed away last week, and this brought me beautiful memories. Thanks!

  • @albertochavel sorry to hear about ur dad

  • Actually the AVGN DID beat The first ninja gaiden a lttile after his review, without save states

  • You're all just jealous that you went through all the frustration of beating the game WITHOUT save states as kids. That is, if any of you even beat it at all because of that... lol.

    And didn't Jon already state that he DID beat the game without them once upon a time? Yeah. Either believe him or keep whining that he "cheated". As far as I'm concerned, it's okay to play a game any way you want, ESPECIALLY if you've already beaten it normally already.

  • Fuck you and diiieee! DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!

  • Wait wait shit no wait wait no shit.

  • Lame for using savestates though.

  • Thumbs up man awesome game play.

  • 2:38 :DDDD

  • why is he shouting so loud of he his father us you know...RIGHT NEXT TO HIM!!!

  • I like to go back and watch this stuff sometimes. I don't know why I suddenly felt like watching this one. Maybe it's just because we can both agree that Ryu is the worst ninja ever.

  • ant nothing like playin ninja gaiden this game still go hard

  • Why the fuck is this guy called "Ryu", you aren't ryu unless you can hadouken.

  • The way Ryu talks in the ending... I've seen it before...

    Oh goddamnit!  It's Toby Fing Maguire! Smiling during scenes when he should be angry or sad. Was this his audition piece for Spider-Man?

  • OH YOU FUCKING SOAB!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I know the pain in dying vs. Jaquio and have to do this over again.

  • WTH!? they barely knew each other-! xD and they kiss!? XD

  • OMG JON! RYU IS THE GAME VERSION OF U!!!! *GASP*

    XD

    HAHA UR EPIC!

  • @AznKawaiiSmile That must mean Jon is also a crappy ninja!

  • 2:45 Thank god YOUR safe. Okay, I know people on the internet do that nowadays but this is a 1989 official Nintendo licensed product. Kevin and Daniel FAIL. (see 9:01 if you didn´t get it)

  • Good job! Now do it on a NES with no Game Genie, lol. Serieously I wonder if anyone in the world actually has. Since you have infinite continues, me and some friends tried it. Once we got to act six I think we played for about eight hours straight and finally gave up.

  • is it jaquio or jaqueer?

  • "And see you next."

    Best typo ever!  This alone cracked me up for about five minutes!

  • That is indeed a nice quaff, ProtonJon. :)

  • wtf proto a five minute ad in Japenese I usually dont mind ads but damn

  • @Scrubbrush2193 ? I have no control over what shows, so I don't know what's going on. I'll see what's the matter.

  • @ProtonJonSA she's called sea swallow coz thats all she's good for.

  • Kinda funny with Ryu's attitude with the lady here, since in the games for the XBOX his attitude with them is to vanish into thin after the final boss is dead.

  • (at the end) me: Awww, they're going to go blind together!

  • Ryu is so lucky! He got to see sunlight??? Damn it, Anerica!!!

  • looks like Seinfeld had trouble with this game too

  • You wear glasses? AWESOME!!! I love the glasses look.

  • The reason for those eagles being so agressive: They weren't eagles at all, but highly trained parrots sent by pirates, the archenemies of any ninja.

  • Why the heck was the sun rising? It wasn't knight, it was an eclipse!

  • And see you next.

    The games threatening you protonjonsa, you better watch out!

  • Why's the star of david the floor pattern for the boss fights?

  • If you run back and forth on the bottom the Fireballs will go off the screen then quickly jump and stab him once. Rinse and repeat! This is the easiest version of Jaquio in all the games.

  • the end is epic :)) see u next!

  • i had a glitch on this game when u could pause the game and press up..and u instantly had full life and infinite lives if u died.. well now i's good 2 watch it again without any cheats ^_^ gj man! ps: i love ur voice!

  • Irene has the female version of a mullet.

  • if you whatch the cretids thats an awsome first name "wild tagou" also love Ninja gaiden.

  • Sephiroth174 is right. I like both nerd and Proto but Nerd plays it old school.

  • @cravenmagic The Nerd also has the setup to record his consoles. I didn't get the ability to record consoles until at least a year or so later so I admittedly abused Save States when I shouldn't have.

  • @ProtonJonSA

    I am no better mate, save states for the win!

    If you were some elitist bastard who said he is the best at these games AND you used save states, you would be proving nothing and be a dick.

    But from the videos I have seen thus far prove you to be a pretty awesome mate who plays for the right reason, fun! ^_-

    My original statement was meant to tell others you were no better or worse than the Nerd. You have your play style for your vids and he has his. Both = awesome

    ^_-

  • hey why is the Jewish star on the floor 

  • Jaquio touching you does 3 dmg for some scary reason... Jaquio's scary looking.

    1:24 Just imagine how hard gamers had it back when nes was played on the system without emulator save states.

  • "I'll get you for this Foster, Yeeheeee!"

  • this is the story of final fantasy 10!!! daddy dies ryu chases a poon and stupid alien looking things attack you just because...final fantasy 10 tidus acts like a bitch chases a poon and stupid alien things attack him just because

  • That's f&^% up how they start you at the very beginning if you die....

  • Whats your name by the way?

  • @spikeS1983emp jon is it real that hard

  • 2:46

    "Thank God your safe!"

    TYPO ALERT

  • if there WERE lazer-firing satelites we would be doomed seriously

  • FYI, if you die at Jacquio and start again from 6-1, you skip the fight with Ryu's dad.

  • Most all game I see the ending has the rising sun for the ending part. Can't they at least change that a bit.. :) oh well.

  • This game shows no mercy. When I died from the 2nd form of the final boss and had to go back to the beginning of Act 6 I wanted to through the controller at the TV and yell at the top of my lungs, "FUCK YOU!"

  • @furtechbird I actually did that. I missed the TV and my NES controller hit the carpet with no damage thankfully.

  • Love your whiny shrill voice

  • @Sambucacat Uhh... thanks?

  • @ProtonJonSA I just think your voice is epic :D

  • @ProtonJonSA lol

  • I love your shrill voice.

  • that last boss is kinda pathetic

  • LMAO!!! "Fuck You" then commit suicide! dude that was funny as hell lol!!!

  • Okay everybody. Yes, he used savestates, but that doesn't mean he can't beat this game without them. It's possible the savestates were just for the purpose of making these videos.

  • So AVGN was wrong. They DO refill your life-bar after beating the first part of the boss.

  • @XSteelBladeX Why did James Rolfe LIE TO US!!!!

  • Well Obviously the ruins were infact the original disney land, cause obviously disney was the group who made the demon.

  • The final boss tries to kill you with flying cocktail shrimp. O.o

  • but for being a so called badass ninja Ryu has no idea what hes doing he just isnt as effective as Hanzo Hattori anyone disagree i like Hanzo and he isnt kidnapped twice and falls in a hole i rest my case

  • See you next Tecmo!

  • you r the best in commentary

  • Incredible, Not even The NERD could beat the boss.

  • @KayJordan17

    He used save states though. I doubt anybody can beat it off the Nes cartridge.

  • Good Point...

  • @RPGclassics Nope. Nobody in the world can ever beat it.

  • I agree 100% w/ you my friend.

    I have never beat it... I have never seen anybody beat it... I have never heard of anybody beating it (without some sort of cheat, save state, or code)...

    Truly on of the hardest games ever made!!

  • @RPGclassics I was being sarcastic, seriously dude? You honestly believe nobody in the world can beat this game legit?

    Yes its hard, I'm not saying that just anyone can beat it--me included... but there are definitely people who can tackle it and make it look easy. This isn't even considered the hardest NES game, let alone game of all time.

  • yawn...

  • Have you played "I wanna be the guy"?

    That game is incredibly hard to complete and hasn't been completed in one try yet.

  • @IronyIsGood

    Why would I play such a shitty game?

    At least Ninja Gaiden is a Classic.

  • @RPGclassics

    Have you played it or are you just dismissing it straight up?

    It is worth at least a look considering it's free.

  • @IronyIsGood It sounds impossible, but I believe it has. There is a mode without save states and someone has beaten it I'm sure.

  • @RPGclassics He used many save states -_-

  • well keep in mind. the Nerd is just another gamer. not the best at all

  • @KayJordan17 but the nerd doesnt use save states, he plays it on a real nes :p

  • @KayJordan17 Correction. Not even with the help of A FUCKING NINJA could the Nerd beat the boss.

  • @KayJordan17 YESZ1!!1!1

  • @KayJordan17 that's because he didn't have state save!

  • @KayJordan17 Ya eevin with Ryu he needs jon

  • @KayJordan17 Remember this guy can save when ever he wants......Nerd plays it on the Nintendo.

  • @KayJordan17 Yea but this guy cheated

  • @KayJordan17 But the Nerd is not the most hardcore gamer in the history, he's fine but nothing absolutely spectacular.

  • LOL!!!! 1:46 you sounded like Mr. Mackey!!!

  • good way to beat jacquio is to stand on ends of the screen, wait for the fireball, dodge, than stand on platforum, wait for fireball, dodge or duck it and hit him

  • Did he ever do the Ninja Gaiden Arcade video that he mentioned at the end?

  • this is the only way to beat this game... using an emulator...

  • getting the girl without knowing her name is pretty baller.

  • seriously. what is with u freaks and Comment with commercial shit <,<

  • They forgot the mission in the last sentence...

  • you lose and start back at 6-1 = dick move

  • Wait 6:20 haven't I seen that thing before?

    Somewhere in a Hayao Miyazaki movie?

    Laputa?

  • oh sure ryu kills a big demon but he cant doge a simple attack that even hes father had to take the hit

  • man... that ending kinda was expected. the bosses was your only breathing breack. other than that.... this was a great lp.

  • "Oh you son of a bitch, I fucking hate you.... fuck you *suicide*"

    lmfao

  • "Is that Castlevania?" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • I remember playing this as a kid and being FURIOUS when I found out that I had to start at the beginning of the level after making it to the second bossfight of the guantlet.

  • So, is there anone who can finish this game on the actual NES cart rather than emulator? Lord knows I can't without the emulator's save feature.

  • Yep, i did it LONG time ago ^^

  • i just beat it today

    i was so excited I had to watch the ending again

    it took me 3 tries at the final bosses to beat the game

    starting back from 6-1 is such a fucking bitch

    no save states, save states are for losers

  • So, Ryu went through all of that work to not kill his father... and father dies not a second later, Damn

  • Lol  Jon, you should really watch L Tips, jaquio

  • "Thank God your safe."

    Her safe? So it IS money he's interested in!

  • "Fucking Ninja!" LMFAO!

  • roflemao at 1:32

  • The final demon seems kind of underwhelming. It can't move? How was it supposed to take over the world if can't get out of that room?

  • Look at the floor, the evil demons are jewish! Maybe Hitler was right.

  • thats funny but people are gonna think your evil for saying that

  • Ha I saw that also.

  • I laugh for each time you talk about the game.

  • 7:30 well its probably the japanese lipsync, protonjon

  • Protonjon=Ryu Hayabusa =Awesome =Master Cheif. using that chain of though, ProtonJon is the Mastercheif. PROTONJON BLOWS THE HELL OUT OF ALIENS!!!!

  • why do they smooch like that? THEY DONT KNOW EACH OTHER!!! wtf its like internet dating in Ninja Gaiden format

  • it's JAQUEER!

  • see you next tecmo!

  • WHAT IF YOUR RYU HAYABUSA?!

  • Fuck you and DIIIEEEE!!!! LMAO

  • ryu looks better in the anime

  • I love how Ryu ignores the implies of being a ninja

  • maaaaaan you are soo hell funny... HE fu...in ninja ! hahahaha

  • hahaha see you next

  • "Thank God 'your' safe!" o_O Reminds me of Zero Wing

  • question: why is this game so f...ing sensless?^^

  • ProtonJon: Holy Shit i look like Ryu Hasabusa.

  • ProtonJohnSA, I must tell you something shocking. The entire life you have lived is a lie, false memories implanted into your mind by the warping of Fate. The truth is that you are Ryu Hayabusa. And we need you to save the President's daughter.

  • ProtonJonSA: Is she hot?

  • Yes.

  • ProtonJonSA: :)

  • He resfused and they sent Leon Kennedy to do the job

  • @HouseLyrander But is he man enough to save the president himself, after that?

  • @HouseLyrander THATS LEONS JOB TO SAVE THE PRESIDENTS DAUGHTER HA!!!! lol

  • why you`re happy for her?

    your fathers fucking dead!!

    LOL

  • You fucking ninja XD

  • Ohh, you son of a bitch, I fucking hate you! And the mystery music again? That means there's more! Noooo... Really rude to send you that far back when you die on a boss

  • In the credits Ryu looks like Little Mac... lol

  • lol, look how stupid she smiles when Ryu says "She's standing right in front of me!" XD

    "Foster I wnat you so badly!!"

  • I hate how you put so much effort into saving your father and all he does is die anyway.

    Also, it's funny that neither Ryu nor his father look Japanese.

  • I LOVE how the last boss' head gets up and walks off. It's like "Fuck this, I'm outta here."

  • LMAO! You are hilarious! Ryu supposed to be Japanese and he is White without the mask.

  • "Thank God your safe."

    ...

    I shouldn't have to explain that, LOL

  • Jesus, someone needs to do electric guitar versions of the Ninja Gaiden music.

    Especially the title theme from the Master System one.

  • hahahha the first 1.40 minute was hilarious

  • The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night!

  • Nice CV2 reference!

  • What a horrible night to summon a demon...

  • *demonic* Fuck you and diiieee!! DIIIIIEEEEE!!!