Blinkende Lygter: Arne og koen

[Aspekitteh]

Wow.....Humon was right.....Nordic Comedy is cold.....O_O

[zuzulover100]

@Aspekitteh most definatly o.o

[craigandahalf]

I can tell whoever made this movie doesn't know shit about guns. There's no way that guy could fire a desert eagle .50 cal with one hand and have no recoil. It's physically impossible.

[hotelmario510]

This is comedy...?!

[trezza181]

I saw this movie on SBS once, I liked the bit were Arne smashes the guys face in with a broken glass ashtray.

[EFT202020]

SATW

[MissOrganization13]

If this showed on tv in America I can only imagine what PETA would say.

[Sotasukka]

all i can say is =(((((

[beanbeaner617]

This is comedy...?

[MadsFilholm]

Yes, its a George Christensen. It's has been my dad's. Wonna try to hold it? (Alfred to arne)

Can i really do that? (Arne to Alfred)

Yes (Alfred to Arne)

You shall see this (Arne to Alfred)

Arne goddamn !!! What the fuck are you doing?(Thorkild to Arne)

We are hunting ... (Alfred to Thorkild)

You can piss of, i don't want your crap any more (Arne to Thorkild)

Not lyrics from 3.45 to 4.07 ...

[MadsFilholm]

"Lyrics 2" I'm sorry, i didn't know it was yours (Arne to Alfred) I'm telling you, you have to pay a new cow (Alfred to Arne) What did you shoot it with? (Alfred to Arne) Just an Desert Eagle Isrealian military... Just take it (Arne to Alfred) It's a heavy beast, huu? (Alfred to Arne) Yes, it's the biggest handgun ever produced (Arne to Alfred) You can keep it. So are we even with the cow? (Arne to Alfred) It's also a okay gun you have there (Arne to Alfred) Read next ..

[MadsFilholm]

"Lyrics" What are you looking at, man? (Arne, to the cow) Are you deaf or what? (Arne, to the cow) I'm saying, what are you looking at!! (Arne, to the cow) Lock'n load Will you stare? Or what? (Arne, to the cow) Shut up, you are ugly man! (Arne, to the cow) You big fat cow !! (Arne, to the cow) Baaang !!!! Crap cow man !! (Arne, to the cow) What the fuck are you doing? (Alfred to Arne) What the fuck are you doing? (Alfred to Arne) Are you shooting my cows? (Alfred to Arne) Read next ..

[KollaDudurin]

the cows were sick and was meant to die anyway

[ChivKnight]

So... guy kills cow cause of the way it looks at him.

Farmer says something like "How'd you kill him?" "Desert Eagle." Farmer is impressed. They share gun stories.

Then they kill more cows, and go shooting randomly in the woods.

Did I get that right as someone who doesn't understand a lick of any Scandinavian languages?

[wuababa]

@ChivKnight Spot on

[jaenzz2]

@ChivKnight spot on. Also, when blond tall guy in the end walks through a forrest of slaugthered animals he asks them

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???!"

the hunter goes... "We're hunting. I'll have him home by his curfew, don't worry"

[Elsoddo]

@ChivKnight More or less, yes.

[BitterBurst]

"VI JAGER!"

[apazhenet]

(задумчиво) а ведь правда смешно

[MrDonUrmager]

"Jeg kan godt sige dig, den ko får du lov at erstatte! ... Hvad skød du den med?" - Kæft det er go' humor :P..

[TheZovs]

epic!



[knuxthefox]

I understood "Desert Eagle".

[Keichwoud357]

Hold kæft, hvor ville jeg gerne være i Alfreds sted!

[laresdk2]

Vi jager.

[33whitten]

Oh my god! Satw was right

[tetrisplayer712]

BÆ-KO!

[emilogostilo01]

Vi jager!

[anhelodetualiento]

shit, this is horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randomap001]

is it weird that i did actually find this quite funny. (im canadian)

[Keichwoud357]

@randomap001 Not at all! Do you speak Danish?

[randomap001]

@Keichwoud357 no but i could get the basic understanding of the movie through the actors actions. and i thought it was pretty funny even without knowing what they were saying.

[fredepgen12]

Is it wierd that i had fun watching this.

p.s im danish

[Keichwoud357]

@fredepgen12 Slet ikke!

[Ahicra]

OMG, this sounds just like Austrian German OoO

[Maxie1468]

I...Wut? XD

Oh you Scandinavians and your comedy.

[MisticWays]

What's going on in the dialect? O.O

I don't understand what just happened lol

[BasicSoul666]

Hahaha wow der er mange der kom her pga SatW xDDDDD.

[TranceSensual1259]

Huh, I didn't know Keanu Reeves was from Scandanavia and shot cows. The Matrix had it all wrong.

[eiooeikatuu]

The correct way of hunting. :)

[RamenFlavedNaruto]

Poor moo cow.  D8

He was just minding his own business, grazing on some grass, and then some silly Scandinavian man shows up and BAM! Humor!

[jcamo10]

no puede ser que me haya reido tanto cuando se cayó la vaca muerta.

[Darkgabo9]

@jcamo10 Es que se cae bien chistoso XD

[KaareDK123]

VI JAGER



[Starmadien2019]

SATW

SKAL! 

[g30rg10]

0_____0

[Irrelivance]

0:37 "Let go of the pony!"

"MOOOOOOO!"

[EnjoyCocaColaLight]

Needs subtitles for the aliens.

[MissRora]

RIP Cow.... D=

[oeestergaard]

I believe the clip is considered as funny due to the absurdity. The farmer seems to be like a average tranquil farmer ought to be angry about the killing of his cow, but he turns out to be more interested in the guns. The mere fact that they are breaking the law so obviously and acting like lunatics in the forrest adds the element of unreality, which allows the viewer to laugh of it. It's not the killing we consider as funny, but more the fact that they do it and consider it to be ok. I'm danish

[EnjoyCocaColaLight]

@oeestergaard

Word.

[Retarrrrrdo]

@oeestergaard when you put it like that it does make more sense as to why people consider it funny. Im american so i dont understand any of this.

[dallerpindswin]

vil du prøve at holde den??

[HaniiPuppy]

That wasn't funny D: That wasn't funny at all D:

[Animehusky]

The end of this was kind of chuckle-worthy

[CaelXEngel]

D: *Only made it 1:14 in*

[warmwinter0994]

D8 SatW

[PawnsMons]

LOL classic. I'm sure every bored farmer has wanted to do this at some point in time

[ceridwenluna]

the guy shoots the cow for staring at him...then the other guy yells at him for killing the cow, then they start talking shop about guns. I actually see comedy in this.

[daphnestory]

I tried to find it funny, I really did, but I still don't get it! I'm not bashing or anything but usually I at least succeed a little in attempting to understand the difference in social nuances between countries and cultures. Sigh. (American)

[zzz3339]

AS an American, I didn't understand any of this.

Is it wrong that I still found it funny?

[taegget]

@zzz3339 Maybe because you haven't seen the movie, or don't know what they're talking about.

[ae1505]

hahaha BÆ-KO!!

[b0lkan]

Denmark makes some damn fine cinema, especially these films! Us Swedes are lagging behind a bit...

[Ieatsoyabeans]

"We're hunting." lol! That's an understatement! I love this movie - it's hilarious!

[Alzorthegreat]

I dont care what you say xD But this i hilarious!

[lifegiver33]

In english *not really* Cow: F you {pew} stupid cow. random guy: WTF?! your cow was a whore. how did you kill it? {shows pistol} wana see ti? :D {pew} try mine? {shows bag} random guy pulls up: wtf?! Were playing MW2!

[MegaPhoenixman]

this is suppose to be funny D:

[whohie]

Woah, is that Mads Mikkelsen? O.o HOLY CRAP IT IS! I never thought the day would come when I'd see Mads Mikkelsen shoot a cow xD

[FFan1to12]

did anyone actualy find this amusing? i kinda did XD

[CBAwiththisshit]

Sådan får man så venner i Danmark...

[shadowjoemonkey]

Lol they are the Danish version of the average American redneck!!!

[sunflowerbird]

This movie is SOO good and very funny. At first the farmer gets angry when he finds out that the criminal has just killed his cow. But then he gets interested in the weapon used and asks about it. After that he explains what kind of weapon he himself has. Its funny because the criminal in the movie is so obviously a psycopath but then the farmer turns out to be so as well. And during the movie you get to understand what has made the criminal and his friends to become the way they are.

[dupsacque]

@sunflowerbird thanks for spoiling it.

[Xtermination100]

well at least there's plenty of food :D

[NamikazeChiKouu]

I have no idea what the hell they said, but that was funny XD

They where speaking Danish, right?

[finnjavelz]

NO!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO A COW!!!!! COWS ARE ÜBERCUTE!!!

[ankoku37]

Bwahahaha!!! Those funny Scandinavian boys are indeed funny!!!

[dannyrg9]

@ankoku37 Can you please explain me the joke? I mean i really do not know the language so maybe there is the joke, so can you please explain it to me, because if i let the joke to the images i just saw without dialogue is careless from my point of view. I am not from USA, just saying

[ankoku37]

@dannyrg9 I actually don't get it either. This person who makes comics had one about people watching a Scandinavian movie, and the Russian guy said what I said. I was just quoting him. So yeah, the only thing that I've gathered is that the guy doesn't like how the cow is looking at him, so he shoots it.

[dannyrg9]

@ankoku37 Oh! Thanks. But it really has no joke at all

[ankoku37]

@dannyrg9 Yeah, a lot of movies from northern Europe are about alcohol, drugs, death, and other fun stuff like that (including their comedies), so its mostly a cultural thing that they find it funny.

[dannyrg9]

@ankoku37 Oh yes i knew that part about the topics of their comedies but i naively believe that i could find the joke as you see i was wrong

[ProudToNotBeRacist]

@ankoku37 Russia :D

And yes, Satw did bring me here too :)

[apapalonglong]

I look at this and think that it's dark but then I look at the cow scene from "Me, Myself and Irene" and realise that it's just as bad. So how come We laugh at Jim Carrey launching 9 bullets into a cows neck? Well... This is a danish movie right? Danes = vikings. Vikings = BRUTAL WARRIORS FROM THE DARK AND COLD NORTH, WHOM YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH SO YOU BETTER LAUGH, NOW!!!

[JoelAmossen9]

"BÆ-ko mand. HÆHÆHÆ!

[TheMaTaSS]

translation: blue jacket man: there is a bird!!!!! gjm: se ya later man!!! xD

[TheMaTaSS]

translation: gjm: its a heavy gun. bjm: its the biggest handgun ever made. its yours then we are even with the cow. it is also a nice rifle u got there. gjm: it was my dads rifle, wanna hold it? bjm: can i hold it?, i wanna show u something "opens his bag". black jacket man: driving on a road with lots of dead cows xD ARNE!!!! GOT DAMN IT wtf u doing??? gjm: we are hunting, bluejm : fuck off i dont want u shit! gjm: he needs some time, leave him alone, ill send him home when we are done.

[TheMaTaSS]

translation: blue jacket man: WTF u looking at man! cow: moooooooooo. Blue jacket man: cant u hear or what???!!! blue jacketm´man WTF u looking at!!! do u wanna look!!!!! OMFG u ugly man!!!! big fat cow!!!! shit cow man!!! hehehe. green jacket man: WTF u think u doing man!!!!!! WTF man are u shooting my cows!? blue jacket man: im sorry i didnt know it was u cow. green jacket man: u gonna replace that cow! what did u shoot it with? bjm: it was just desert eagle israelian military. just take it.

[MrJurnicus]

Don't understand a word, but the plot itself makes the video funny.

[Maldar345]

@dreadpirateroberts11 I'll take that as a yes.

[DinNumse]

Vi jager! :D

[animefanpersonthingy]

o3o I can sort of understand what they're talking about. It's mildy funny even for someone whose never spoken a word of Scandinavian ^^

[HerMajestyHenri]

You kind of have to understand what they say to find it funny ;)

[Nikolaithesurvivor]

i love how this is a comedy.

[rylter]

Hollywood borde skänka hälften av sin filmbudget till Danmark, så kanske världen skulle få lite mer bra film! Älskar danska filmer, kärlek från Sverige! =)

[Bulletmoaf]

lol. people can always agree on the things they love, hobbies may very well be the solution to world peace xD

[Roachbo420]

He just shot a cow .. *awkward giggle*

[Maplesyrup41]

VAT IS HE SAYING?

[MrSupify]

lol dint think the farmer and that psycho would end up being friends, this is funny xD

[Andy97009814]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!­!!I don't know why, but I find it hilarious!

[ChibiELIE3173ELIE]

Um.. Excuse my language, but... WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE?!?! That's really sick.

[boburiinchankludho]

Damn Humon! ¬¬'

[Nitocolus]

I laughed, but I'm sure it was for all the wrong reasons...

[themrfj]

It's not the shootings, or the death of the cow, that's funny... It's how ridiculously stupid the characters sound and look xD

[aaris10000]

Hold kæft hvor er du grim man, DIN STORE FEDE KO!

[mewichigo10]

@leinse I have a soft spot for animals too, so that was actually pretty awful. You know what makes it worse? They actually shot the cows.

[spalernTJJ]

@mewichigo10 They didn't actually shoot the cow, they used cows already dead, you can even see there's no blood when he actually shoots the thing, I don't know if It's just me... But you need blood to live right? If it has no blood, then what was it? DEMON COW BE GONE

[Troll3dDotCom]

I Lol'd when the cow got shot XD

[sparky2270]

Anyone else think the farmer looks and sounds a bit like Ronnie Barker?

[aerosyd015]

lmao the cow was all, dont kill me preeeaaase?

[leinse]

i have a very soft spot for animals....and i didn't understand what was happening....so i didn't find it very funny

[OffensiveMe]

All I could think was "Aww I hope they didn't actually shoot the cows"

[Duzell26]

@OffensiveMe

I'm afraid they did. I've just read about movies with animals, and it accually comes with an exampel from this movie.. the Cow DID die..

[Nerdman666]

why did the guy have all those guns

[plainlake]

Man, I laughed when I saw all the dead cows, does that make me a bad person or a scandinavian?

[radioactivebanana922]

@plainlake that makes you a bad person. -.-

[plainlake]

@radioactivebanana922 Well I laughed because of the absurdness of it, and that this guy with bad issues suddenly got a connection with this farmer in such a terrible way.

[radioactivebanana922]

@plainlake you said that you laughed at all the dead cows. -.-

[plainlake]

@radioactivebanana922 Perhaps I articulated myself wrong, but it was at that moment I realized what had happened.

[radioactivebanana922]

@plainlake ...wow. just, wow.

[TheMetalPenguin]

Haha, this is hilarious! Now I am going to see if I can find a subtitled version. :D

[Dirtydivaz]

det bedste er, at de er lige syge i hovederne, begge to XD!

[ttaaddoo111]

Kæft hvor er Danskere sjove.........

[douchebarge]

I didn't understand any of the dialogue, but the business and the actor's expressions were funny as hell.

[Hyronimus91]

derp, scandinavia and the world brought me here. :P

i'm sure its funnier when you understand all of it. i just grasp some phrases cuz it's quite similair to the dialect my grandparents speak.

[LukasNorgeBondevik]

@Hyronimus91 Where are you from?

[SnoweyMan111]

That's hillarious.

[WhiteLilystar]

Hahaha , poor cows but it is so hilarious xD Well, I'm scandinavian ^_^

[dresen10]

hvad helvede laver du?!

vi jager!

Genialt.

[aethas8]

so.... confused....

[TosserneAT]

aww Mads Mikkelsen and Ole Thestrup... you two are just hilarious in this scene xD..

[wannabedesi]

Så er humor i denne scene, fordi bemærkningen om jagt var sarkastisk?

Undskyld mig. Jeg kan ikke tale eller læse dansk. Jeg kan bare lide at rode rundt med Google oversætte. : p

[KingGalby]

SatW

[sverigesflicka]

hold kæft hvor er du grim mand ... din store fede ko ... bæ ko!

[GreenGrassBlades]

... wat

Ah, those crazy Scandinavians... hating their cows...

[Dorotkatth]

I don't understand a shit.But it's funny.Poor cow. :P

[kaive26]

den madsen m50 lyder som et LMG

[jonasldg]

@kaive26 ja det er ikke en gang løgn

[RedSoxForObama]

WTF

[frederikhj]

DER ER EN BUK.... ALFRED!!!!!

[jonasldg]

den maskine pistol man ser ved 3:32 er en danks maskinepistol, der hedder "madsen m50" :)

[gonzoaugusta]

Dansk humor når det er bedst.

[AriaAsacura]

PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH why is this funny to me... I'm British...

[Bbizzen]

That´s why... hahaaa..

[Slavesen]

Der er ikke meget rekyl i den Desert Eagle hva?

[lulabell0]

o.o ....What the bloody hell just happened...

[Anonymous21432]

Danish humour scares me T.T

[mugtisersold]

Humon was right, this is scary ;___;

[bulbagrl]

@mugtisersold Isn't it? I really wasn't expecting THIS when I clicked the link. Poor cow......

[mugtisersold]

@bulbagrl uhu, its horrible T_T i died a little inside

[bulbagrl]

@mugtisersold Same D:

[doncini3000]

I find this funny because of the stock gun audio ^_^

[GaladedridDamodred]

It's like a Danish DeNiro!

[chosenone1242]

I understand like 5% of what they say. It's a lie that Swedes understand danish.. :P

[AngelOfTheLastHope]

Very er... Funny indeed :/

[dreadpirateroberts11]

Scandinavia and the world anyone?

[boburiinchankludho]

@dreadpirateroberts11 ME :D

[xxpurpleCHROMExx]

@dreadpirateroberts11 Yes. :)

[Nikolaithesurvivor]

@dreadpirateroberts11 you broke records with your upvotes. if that was reddit karma you would be a reddit god.

[ProudToNotBeRacist]

@dreadpirateroberts11 OMG YES XD

[dinasoursgoroar]

Fuuck hvor grineren!

[malevc]

Haha, fet scene! Tror jeg må se flere danske filmer, har tydeligvis gått glipp av masse. :D

[Dirtydivaz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH XDD

'HVAD FANDEN LAVER DU MAND!?' ahahahah XD

[NingyoAijin]

Humon brought me here...

[atomskShadox]

@NingyoAijin 'nuff said, my friend. 'nuff said.

[JayEffW]

please tell me "no animals have been harmed in the making of this movie" </3

[Loliaz]

@JayEffW

None were harmed we dont kill animals to make good movies

[CokeeBoy]

@JayEffW lots of animals has been harmed, Mads (the actor) had to test shoot 10 cows, or something like that. :D

[TrebbienGuitar]

3:36 jeg kan ikke få nok :D

[IhateJonasBros100]

PFFFFFFFFFT! That's hilarious. XD I've got all these guns. Wanna go shooting?

[1fromdenmark]

hahah den er sku så sjov :D

[TheHarboe]

@carlymnewbold2468 If you think that part is funny, you should watch the prelude to why Arne is walking around the woods "Blinkede Lygter: Røveri"(=...r: Robbery) on the side. It's hard to explain, but I think you'll get the picture and again danish humor ftw ;)

[pandurothe1]

3:36

Alfred = WIN!

[Waumboll]

I love this kind of humor. I just love it XD

[megamaxmax4]

These guys are the worlds best hunters, look out CoD hunting games are coming back

[carlymnewbold2468]

this is th funniest part of the movie?

effed up man effed up.

[NizzlePizzle0]

hold kæft hvor er du grim man, din store fede ko. BÆ KO MAN!

[krypet007]

as with everything coming out from around here.. it sucks.. and if it's supposed to be a comedy.. it failed even more.. seriously, nobody can make a movie that is worth the time it takes to watch half of it in Scandinavia..

@krypet007 Blatant racism is clever and original.