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  • black people get big eyes because their eyes are white in black.

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  • Decaff lol

  • if anyone hasn't figured it out it yet. this is a joke

  • Dear god, you had to ease it over the edge?! NO WAY!!!!!!

  • i love this

  • First world problems

  • Jeez Louise...I didn't bitch that much when I lost my eye.

  • Maybe TJ was just upset because they were out of bananas. Nah, I'm just fucking with you.

  • REAL PROBLEMS

  • @KapitaenM I LOVE YOUR COMMENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • you really freaked about that card lol!

  • real problems dude

  • What the fuck are you talking about?

  • Usually entertaining, but first world problems much?

  • Some of you really did to calm your tits/ man tits. You have to admit it was rude to put it on the counter :|

  • She probably didn't see your hand because her hair was in her eyes. Just sayin'.

  • Lots of people get into a rhythm and don't even SEE what's going on. My guess is that the cashiers rhythm was to put the card down on the counter... chill dude... almost NOTHING anyone does is because of YOU.

  • Well, if the woman who put your card on the counter was Japanese, I may have an explanation for her actions...

    In Japan, it is (for some strange reason) considered rude to directly hand change back and forth between the cashier and the customer. The customer will set the money down on the counter, and the cashier will accept it, make the change, and set it down on the counter for the customer to take themselves.

    Or it could just be some weird-ass thing she did...

  • ahhh that explains it, why he is so upset, One day he went to burger king and well..... no big macs =/ and that is how he became a regular sex offender.

  • HAHAHAAAHA

  • he got some points. but he need to get laid seriously hahahah

  • wow, you need to chill out dude.

  • @crrazygurl Shut the fuck up. So fucking horrible to TJ. Does he deserve any of your fucking abuse? NO. so SHUT the FUCK UP!

  • @crrazygurl It's an over exaggeration.

  • This guy needs to get laid.

  • @Frontspearker he dose....... by bananas

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  • This fat fuck of human waste has a credit card? Hardly.

  • @BoyMonarch Jesus christ you dumb shit. what were you even trying to express with such an incredibly fucking retarded sentence? Not only is it irrelevant like fuck, you're juvenile enough to think that a credit card is a status symbol.

  • @lusteraliaszero Um, at least I can construct a sentence with proper grammar. And I don't recall me ever saying anywhere that a credit card is a "status symbol." Really, you high school drop out cocksucker, try having an augmentative point when replaying to me in anger. Otherwise, go back into your basement and come out when mommy tells you it's time for dinner.

  • @BoyMonarch You clearly did, you implied the ownership of a credit card unfit for a fat fuck of human waste.

    And WRITING 'um' unless it is in a quote, is really fucking terrible grammar. Not that I give a shit, I'm not on youtube to show off my literary skills.

    And what would you know about having an augmentative point? Your original comment is completely without any reason behind it whatsoever

  • @lusteraliaszero Um, yet it is, you angry little mother's boy. And that fat fuck of human waste is not fit for much of anything but driving up health care cost when he gets: 1. Heart Disease; 2. Diabetes; or 3) a Heart Attack or a combination of all three. I take it you're FAT yourself and so angry because the FAT on your blubbering body has nowhere to go. So sad. Go back to your XBox and Oreros and just shut the fuck up, okay?

  • @BoyMonarch You have yet to express why he is human waste. for all you know, he has probably - Or rather, with utmost certainty - accomplished a lot more than you.

    He might get a heart disease, diabetes, or whatever, it probably hasn't happened yet though, and judging him on what might happen is really dumb. you seem like an unappealing douchebag, but I haven't blamed you for affecting the suicide statistics yet. That you don't have free healthcare is laughably pathetic in the first place, btw.

  • @lusteraliaszero Oh yeah, he's "accomplished" a lot. Like being 25 and still living in his parents basement. And now you throw a curve and bring up "free health care." Tell me, do FAT people like you just bring up random subjects in the discourse of an argument? I guess they do. Oh, and ALL FAT people are human waste - an emassarssemtn to society.

  • @BoyMonarch It's funny how you mentioned argumentation, but you have got to be one of the worst at backing up your claims I have ever seen.

    I know for a fact that this guy doesn't live in his parents basement. Clearly a rather big youtube partner too, which brings in a fair buck.

    By the way, losing a discussion and then turning to juvenile trolling midway doesn't make you any less of a loser

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  • Oh, so you two are lovers? Is that why you are so...so angry? Well, don't let me stand in your way.

  • @BoyMonarch is this your way of saying you where only acting retarded? by acting so childishly now, are you trying to convince me that you weren't originally serious? Can't you just admit that you acted like a fool and get on with it? this is the internet, you have nothing to feel ashamed about, for the most part you are anonymous, no worries.

  • @lusteraliaszero Wow, you are one uptight person. Try enrolling in some anger management classes with your "free health care." Fuck knows you could use them.

  • @BoyMonarch whatever you might chose to think, you have far from rustled my jimmies, good sir.

  • i have chinese eyes... but im white

  • Try not acting like a massive fagg0t in public to not get banned from places, hope this helps : )

  • @11megazer11 you do realize that all of these "banned" videos are blatant exaggerations and embellished tales that are only roughly 50% true right? and what's with the zero in the word faggot? are you a little kid censoring yourself? like seroiusly wtf?

  • @rlt34 Just like he "exaggerated" shitting himself and sticking a bannana up his ass, lol

  • @11megazer11 eggs-actly

  • it is regulalation (most places) , standard business practice (rule/law most places) to place currency/change ($,coins,check,card,receipt,et­c) DIRICTLY into the customer (patron)'s Hand.

    That being said? it must really suk to work with public, especially in FOOD industry, have to risk touching Fatty MaFat Fat Fatty McFatterson's ... AnyThing. ew. Then? Hands touch hands,touch food...

    Hence the 'abnormal' (some would say) RAREity in which me,mine Eat ANYTHING that we have not prepared for Self.

  • "instead I have to ease it over to the edge and lift it" - lol what a fucking inconvenience

  • this guy is why people in food service in retail hate their lives

  • does atheism make u fat?

  • @shitnrun No being American does

    sorry for the stereotyping -_-

  • @shitnrun It does...

  • @shitnrun Yes. Every thought questioning god you have will increase your weight by 5 kg. Becoming an Atheist will increase your weight by 100 kg instantly.

  • im the blacvkguy

  • this guy is a fuckwad.

  • wow

  • These "Banned From" videos have the most epic thumbnails.

  • typical gringo

  • Your perspectives in life are just so twisted. You don't see the whole point of life. You miss out on A LOT. It's never too late to change though. Good luck on your life, bro.

  • @beatutzky ...what are you babbeling about?

  • @OneDollarMercenary I'm pretty sure that you can identify the subject of my sentences by yourself..

  • @beatutzky cant tell if troll or just incredibly christian.

  • @crazzyguy77 I can be either.... or just a normal friggin person

  • I guess I'm lucky. My wife is a wonderful cook, I'm having wild sex with her and her girl friends can come along, and the best of all, she don't care if I masturbate and watch porn! Hell, she even join me into these activities.

    I guess most "bitch" you are talking about TJ are just not the ones to be your "Good Half".

    Have faith (in atheism???) TJ, your perfect woman is somewhere (or maybe you already ate her...).

  • @PureElixir TJ is engaged.

  • @DealWithItSucker Well he found it :D.

  • yes, I enjoy bumming around, I wont care about anything when I am dead anyway! 

  • you were in burger king the other day, thats like every day isnt it fatboy?

  • Your fat

  • @waterramp1

    You're.

  • @JeXsXsXe YOU'RE an asshole

  • @Zephyesa

    How so?

    Because I was correcting someones grammar who was insulting TJ?

  • @JeXsXsXe are you training to be a school teacher knob?

  • @Zephyesa

    Are you training to be a school teacher, knob?

  • @JeXsXsXe no u are, your the spelling whiz not me

  • I went to burger king, once. Stood in line forever. Asked for the biggest burger they had, and then asked them if that was actually big, and they said yes. Got the burger. It was really small, and tasted like fucking shit. I almost went bezerk with a shotgun.

  • @TheHappyman09 Quote "240p we meet again" Unquote .... No, Just no...

  • revolution in French is pronounced a wee bit differently...

  • @ssstienis He is saying it in spanish.

  • @ssstienis ye it is pronounced 'reh -VA - loo- shUN!

  • Get a life?

  • Eww he got banned for butt fucking in the stalls again! Can you say Craig's list?

  • 240p, we meet again...

  • @TheHappyman09 theres no thumbs up button, but i do officially thumb up this comment

  • Did you really do that?

  • So where havent you been Banned? KFC? Sonic?

  • TJ, you like NIN?

  • the openings like its from a 90s tv show

  • whats the origin to matter wait I just proved god exists

  • @matthewthehighlander Don't you mean the origin OF matter? Please get your grammar sorted before you attempt to indulge in complex philosophical arguments. Also what is the point in trying to refute atheism on a comedy video?

  • @chronicfc2

    I don't care what this guy is he is funny.

  • There is no love here and there is no pain.

  • @TheAmazingAtheist

    A song called Blue by REM with vocal guest Patti Smith.... This is good segue music or a whole background

  • nine inch nails x]

  • wow is it a big deal

  • damn amazingathiest. your older videos really sucked.

  • @Shrumins his old ones? more like all of them!

  • Nine Inch Nails <3

  • get a damn life

  • @callofdutyian lol stfu

  • I had to laugh because I'm one of those people with their hair shagging in their eyes XD

  • @trinitycreed1993 Interruption does not exist in text chat unless its in the form of a combo breaker.

  • i love the religious arguments about this amazing individual bitching about burger king XD

  • @trinitycreed1993 You speak of a God that is Love, but then preach about how he will "teach us a lesson". God will judge you on your life, not on your individual actions. Someone may sin, yes, but they have the chance to ATONE for their actions. And please, do not tell people off for blaspheming and then condeming people to hell or calling them devils; You do NOT have the power to judge who will go to hell. Do not forget; that is God's job, not ours, and might as well be blasphemy.

  • @Knucells Which God? Not the God of the Bible certainly..

  • @trinitycreed1993 oh he loves us unconditionally does he? must explain those destructive earthquakes and floods in Japan, must explain all of the corrupt greedy men, must explain all the sadistic serial kills, rapists, child molesters, some of your catholic priests actually. and the 911 attacks, oh yeah god love sus so very fucking much!! piss off you blind fucking sheep.

  • @trinitycreed1993 nice way of not answering the question

  • @trinitycreed1993 If there was a god, Our life would be not as shitty.

  • @trinitycreed1993 Why would a all powerful being give a shit if a mortal in his sick creation be 'rude' to him?

  • @trinitycreed1993 okay then.

  • @trinitycreed1993 I´m not trying to be rude or anything but are you saying he judges only the people that aren´t christians? Just give me an answer that doesn´t envolve bible phrases. And I´m still confused on my questions on top.

  • @trinitycreed1993 I believe that there´s a higher power but I don´t exactly believe it´s the same God on the bible or in other religions, I mean, if God judges that you are unworthy of paradise because or you don´t believe in him or are from another religion or are gay than he´s kinda of a douche. I mean, shouldn´t he judge people from their actions and heart? If there good people or bad people? Shouldn´t he?

  • @trinitycreed1993 I also refuse to listen to shockofgod, he is and idiot. Very little, if anything, he says has any truth to it; and him saying atheism is on the decline is like asking a pathological liar how his sports team is doing. He will lie, deceive, manipulate, and censor just to get his point across and, like you, refuses to give evidence for his position. He is known to be unreliable.

  • @trinitycreed1993 What I am asking is why should I believe you when you say that? Every religion has people who claim the things you claim, with the same amount of evidence. That is to say NO evidence. Whether or not atheism is on the decline, which I know is not true, is irrelevant to whether christianity is true. I'm sure I could find more than three hundred atheists here on youtube.

  • @trinitycreed1993 And now we are down to our big conversation, why should we take the bible as a moral guide over all the other holy books, or coming up with our own morality?

  • You have to admit: Fat, stupid spoiled Americans are fun to watch.  "I had to ease it over to the edge and lift it" ? If she was going to help you she would have said. "Now instead of stuffing your already over stuffed face. Spend 30 minutes a day easining your card over and lifting it. Sorry but I am sick and tired of serving fat lazy whiny slobs all day" P.S. This guy must eat a large amount of spit.

  • @trinitycreed1993 You people are so funny I say there is no god and you just spam stupid things in the bible at me. You can't say there is a god and I can't say there isn't lets just leave it at that.

  • @trinitycreed1993 Lol you're so brainwashed it's funny, there is no god I am surprised people are so stupid.

  • @trinitycreed1993 So if they cant reproduce they shouldn't be allowed to get married?

  • @trinitycreed1993 That is completely untrue. Homosexuality is observed in nature, both for domination purposes and as a mutual sexual relationship, in non-human animals (such as dogs, monkeys, dolphins, etc.). Homosexuality is defined as "Homosexuality is romantic and/or sexual attraction or behavior between members of the same sex or gender." it is not limited to the human experience and thus it is a natural process.

  • @trinitycreed1993 someone somewhere is complaining about someone somewhere else , if you are right im going to hell yes , stop trying to scar me with kids ghost storys , replace santaclause with every time you said jessus or god and heven with gifts , and hell with coal , tell me what you got.

  • @trinitycreed1993 That would be plausible, but we see homosexuality all around nature. Many animals commit to homosexual relationships, and many seem to be what we would classify as bisexual. So that throws the "not natural argument out of the water. Thank you, and despite some of your views I consider you a nice person as well.

  • @trinitycreed1993 By Bible are you referring to the best selled fictions book?

  • @trinitycreed1993 It doesn't promote homosexuality , it has a gay guy in it, just because alot of Christians try to turn every one straight doesn't mean homosexuals try to turn every one gay, that said i know hes gay , i don't care and a play on names is your best retort , and yes encase you don't know masochistic means pain turns me on or fells reliving, so ...hell sounds awesome. besides whats your idea of heaven ?

  • ummmmm why the hell is a Mormon promo here?

  • @trinitycreed1993 Ok, I like how you sited the Bible. Can we just stop arguing? I mean I completely respect your beliefs and all, and I don't really see a point in this argument anymore.

  • @trinitycreed1993 Ok, based on your opinion and beliefs, he's going to Hell. And?

  • learn to cook

    not hard

    find stuff that's easy, and you like; then make said stuff

  • @trinitycreed1993 "It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." Albus Dumbledore . besides how can hell or heven be a specific thing when every ones idea of perfect is different and every ones"hell " is different for example im masochistic , hell sounds like a blast :D

  • @trinitycreed1993 did you quot the bible on my profile? i cant tell if you're trolling or just really that stupid. its not pride, its he doesn't give a shit, for example i don't care if I'm wrong,if there is a god i want to go to hell cuz hes a prick if what you bible humpers say is true, other wise i haven't wasted my life at least worshiping the sky or a figment of my imagination , i have had to wast a part of it here though , im going back to My little pony, you should join me.

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  • @trinitycreed1993 he needs to get a job? he gets paid for this, you dumb fuck < insulting your stupidity .and he is the amazing atheist did you expect him to be christian?

  • @trinitycreed1993 I never insulted your intelligence. I never even mentioned anything about your intelligence. The fact that he complains about Christians is his right. And he doesn't talk about All Christians, he talks about the Christians who are ridiculously religious. " There are some Christians that don't even like him." ...So? It's not like Christianism is the only religion in the world. I'm sure there are Muslims, Jews and Atheists who don't enjoy his content, too.

  • @trinitycreed1993 as he's "Whining like a brat", he's pointing out very good points about the world and humanity. Who is he hateful towards? Stupid people? And in what way is he stupid? What has he done to make him stupid? I don't see any examples. People are growing smarter and more aware of the world because of this guy. Of course, some videos are sort of stupid, but it's not like every person who makes videos have to have the most amazing videos ever every singe time...

  • @trinitycreed1993 So literally everything anybody does is evil now? That doesn't make sense. A lot of people do sensless good deeds just for the sake that they're good. But if they're not christian will they still go to hell? You're pretty much saying that everything and everybody on earth is evil UNLESS they are a christian, which is a huge load of bull shit.

  • @trinitycreed1993 So you oppose giving the right for people to have their relationship recognized by the state, when they are harming no one? I have heard no adequate explanation of why homosexuality is wrong that is not religious in nature.

  • @trinitycreed1993 You failed to answer why a good person would not be let into heaven. I'm going to assume then you couldn't come up with a good answer for that.

  • Hahahaha

  • @Ihatecoeguy Your so stupid...

  • @trinitycreed1993 Okay, so wait, you believe that a giant invisible man in the sky created everything, made US, of all people, the chosen, and sent his son down, just to be killed horribly. You can talk of me going to hell all you want, I really don't care if I end up there. But why would I end up there, because I'm not christian? I can live my life as the nicest person on earth, but if I'm not christian I go to hell. Why would that be? What reason would he turn away good people?

  • NIN reference ftw.

  • @trinitycreed1993 I do not believe fear leads to wisdom, I would like you to provide evidence that I am dead wrong and there is a god, and by definition atheists have NO gods so unless I'm using a different dictionary. Which is probably right, I'm using websters and others like that, and you (probably) use the bible.

  • @trinitycreed1993 I find the idea of "sin" to be ridiculous. You are right, it is offensive, but when you try to silence someone for the crime of being not funny to you (I think) is deserving of being insulted. It is not arrogance but logic that pushes me to reject your claims that are substantiated by no evidence. If you provide evidence that a god exists and that the god is your specific god, then I will evaluate said evidence and consider rescinding my atheism.

  • big dude with psychycycal problems, please catch and repair him, 1000 dollars reward

  • @fredy1111111 psychycycal?

  • @trinitycreed1993 Just because you don't like him doesn't mean you get to silence him you prick. That was the difference between us and the fascist Soviet Union. Its called freedom of speech for a reason asshole its not freedom of speech until trinitycreed1993 decides otherwise.

  • Most of these comments are either from moronic teenagers or people who desperately want attention.

    So sad...

  • Sad sad sad. Get a life and stop making shit fukin vidz.

  • You no why you sat you don't want a wife got to computer well there why you prob gay and like men

  • @dcrosier12 He's not gay either. He has a gf but he is not married. Him and his gf also watch porn{ straight I think}.

  • @dcrosier12 Are you insinuating that homosexuality is morally wrong?

  • Why would you complain about something so small? Go fight bigger problems you fat slob.

  • The first half of the video of your cognitive dissonance as to why you're alone is hilarious and pathetic. The 2nd half telling your tale of trying to justify your pointless anger at a menial situation just makes everything that's ridiculous about you just that much more concrete.

  • Please get banned from KFC and make a video about it.

  • niggers

    

  • interesting guy. :P

  • Are you banned from every fast food place?Please respond.

  • i like howw you hate what you cant have like a wife if you try sex my friend its better than wanking

  • You are extremly wierd in my opinion.

  • depressing for you, stop settling. do what fucking makes you happy and be happy

  • can u be banned from this fucking shit chane, what u going to to with shit food? Borgerg King used homeless dogs to make shit food

  • @MrEngineerNasa LOL homeless dogs

  • Amazing Athiest you are at the gates of hell, that anger in you is the heat of Satans fire on your face, follow Jesus instead and you will cool off quickly and feel much better about everything and peaceful inside, I like to read the Bible on the beach and I feel great, and I also know that all the other people on the beach have come there, for me to read my Bible to them.

  • @Zephyesa There is only one problem with your statement. Many atheists, like me, do not fear your threats. Its like walking up to us and saying if were not good we won't be visited by santa clause on christmas. We don;t believe in your god, so your threats that he will condemn us to eternal hellfire for not believing in him carry no weight.

  • Bruce Vilanch is that you? Anything you don't bitch about. Moron

  • You got banned for eating all their food fatass

  • @trinitycreed1993

    You don't get banned for being unfunny...

  • you got banned from almost every fast food resturant on the earth!

  • @TheAmazingAtheist You know when you die nothing happens.

  • @BerksBeats same for you cunt ass

  • derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • Man I want some of what he is smokin

  • @what962

    I love you.