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  • Freebeer and Hotwings brought me here.

  • Uhhh this is scary!!!!!!!

  • Always been pro-life, but Lil' Marky is one guy who should've been aborted.

  • song is classic lulz and terrifying propaganda

  • Also, the person doing this is a huge ass 300pond neckbead

  • So... Meatwad and Gollum had a baby?

  • This is fucking stupid.

  • Gollum has really lost it.

  • Lol, how about "lil chicken, diary of unborn chicken"?

    if fetus can think and feel, so can chicken then. respect to vegetarian pro-lifers, but omnivores should just shut the fuck up.

    i'm not pro abortionist, im more anti-anti abortionist, it's not your life, and fetus is not a human yet, and anyway, if this child would be born, there probably won't be future child, that the woman would make with a man that she loves, instead that which she had fun with.

  • @undead432 Because animals don't murder, rape, or extort each other therefore they are not human and unworthy of any rights or protection.

  • @Poeticnuisance if bip is bop, bop is bep, does that mean bep is bip? no.

    animals are not humans, but humans are animals. they do rape, murder dunno about extorting, just like we do, each other and other animals.

  • @undead432 The motivation defines the crime. Animals take only what they need for survival. Humans have the luxury of doing such things out of pettiness, envy, etc.

  • @Poeticnuisance Is jerking off still okay? Technically after each orgasm I'm killing a million little kids...

  • @CoolerKing37 Nah. Its just crowd control.

  • WHYYYYYYYYYYY did you kill me Mommy, when God made me special for you?

  • A seriously warped misunderstanding of the reproductive process. Ewww...this guy is a nut! If we see him in handcuffs and an orange jumpsuit one day, it wouldn't surprise me.

  • love the photos lol

  • funny shit

  • I guess this crap is the logical conclusion people make when they walk around believing that pretend people in myths are real.

  • This is an interesting bit of emotional terrorism.

  • GET TO THE CHOPPA

  • Yeah, it's a retarded sounding little Aryan baby.

  • Lol, this song is terrifyingly hilarious.

  • This is fucking hilarious. Thank Christ for abortion XD Hopefully more lulz will ensue from this shit lol

  • neonates don't have thoughts that can be rationalized like this, so this is pretty pointless to be perfectly honest. Besides, for all he knows mommy was raped and he is a dirty reminder of how someone brutally hurt her, or perhaps mommy isn't healthy enough to give birth to him without killing them both...gee...sucks doesn't it...

  • Gee, I don't think the baby was qualified to say if he was going to live a healthy, structurally sound life when he came out. I don't think he had any say in whether the mother could afford to take care of him properly.

  • Lil' Markie is a genius. 'How do we reach these jaded evil you-tube types?' With humor; passively. I might convert just to be near that crystalline brilliance. So smart. I mean that sincerely- very, very clever. And of course he's right. We should all burn to death as slowly as possible. Dont think so fatso? You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Stole that.

  • "i will have blonde hair and blue eyes"

    am i the only one who thinks the songwriter is trying to say something with this?

  • This...was creepy.

    Not funny. Not thought provoking.

    Just creepy.

  • This video really makes you think.

  • THUMBS DOWN??? WTF???

  • The person who originally made this specifically stated that this is NOT anti-abortion, nor is it pro-choice. If you've seen the original animation, it's intentionally funny, not... misconstrued into this. ALSO LOL YOU LEFT OUT THE SONG. :(

  • FALCON PAUNCH!!!

  • @JBHutto bahahahahaahahaha!

    i'd give the gal the ol' whoopsie-daisy down the stairs.

  • Wait a minute... fetuses don't talk.

  • eww

  • if i heard my unborn child and he sounded like this id immediatly kick my girl in the stomach down a flight of stairs

  • Just proves abortion works

  • One more abortion and we could have been spared this garbage.

  • Where is the rest of the song?

  • I hate babies. Let's kill them all.

  • LOL good luck with that especially the cop fathers.

  • Sure sounds like some wacky form of evolution to me.

  • I don't think the uploader was seriously trying to make a pro life statement. This is just basic proof of how crazy the fucking religious nut jobs are. This is a big fat man with a perm mullet talking like a little kid, regardless what you think of abortion this guy is insane.

  • I would abort you in a heart beat.........by the way did you know women flush out 100's of fertilized eggs every month when they have their periods? I guess that make jesus christ the greatest serial killer of all time.....praise the lord!!!

  • and did you also know that most women go through at least 12 miscarriages in their lifetime without realizing it? cramps more painful than before and a heavy flow can sometimes be a miscarriage. oh woe is me, where is Jesus when i need that bastard to save the kid i didn't know i was carrying?!

  • @lovelyvendetta considering I had one yea exactly... I guess im a murderer

  • @lovelyvendetta Yes, because that still excuses killing babies. WAY TO GO

  • cute, but i'm still pro-choice :D

  • yes, i'm thinking of abortion differently.

    i used to think it should be a choice, now i think all potential pro-life propagandists should be aborted and their parents sterilized.

  • now i believe in god

  • baaaw

  • Came in to this video pro-life, left pro-choice. Thank you Lil' Marky!

  • I came to this video believing that women have a choice when it comes to their own bodies.

    I left believing the same thing.

  • Are you telling me that a poorly rapping baby didn't change your fundamental belief on a highly charged and largely philisophical issue?

    I call bullshit. You cannot resist the draw of Lil' Marky. Nobody can. NOBODY.

    Don't even try to tell me otherwise.

  • I won't lie, finding out that fetus is really an overweight white man is making me question my views.

  • Wait, it's not a real fetus? I feel so tricked.  And hurt.

  • I now believe that fetuses all sound like Slimer from Ghostbusters.

  • Now that I think about it, Slimer DOES look a lot like a - albeit, giant and green - fetus. Perhaps that's what he is. An aborted fetus, now forced to roam hotel hallways, eating pastries.

  • That is now my favorite YouTube quote of all time.

  • many laughs out loud.

  • I had to pause the video and take a breather every now and again I think it's impossible to watch in one go

  • Hello, its time to talk to all of you haters. This is Lil Marky. You're all worthless pieces of crap and I wish you were aborted. You suck. Screw off. You tards. I hate all of you. I was killed before I got to see mommy. If anyone has a problem with me I'll beat your ass to death.

    Love you

    L. Marky

  • What a great advert for pro-life you are.

  • Aww, thanks, lil marky. I wish you were aborted too.

  • @lilmarky88 I know it's late in the day, but just how do you intend to 'beat our asses' when you are dead?

  • @lilmarky88 Easy there custard guts. LOL

  • @lilmarky88

    you seem quite upset. Let me correct you on a few things before you go making yourself look like an idiot again. Firstly you do not even mention the fact that the foetus would not have a developed brain. No brain = no cognition = no stupid voice speaking to us = no 'being' killed.

    Secondly how can you be pro life but wish people were aborted? That's a little hypocritical don't you think?

    Thirdly, speaking to a youtube audience as a foetus is retarded for the reason above (cognition)

  • Ban abortion.

    That way, I will have more cripples and down's syndrome people to point and laugh at.

  • you're a sick bitch

  • Thank you.

  • I love you so much for this.

  • @eldospinks well said

  • are you actually trying to say, Murder of a baby is a good thing? The voice you used, do you think it's funny? It's not funny, when we as a society thinks it's a choice, that it's "fetal tissue" fact it's a baby. Also, the baby fights, yes fights as it's being torn to pieces. Yes, torn, chopped up into little bits, to be sucked out by suction tube-This isn't a joke...this is a life that was killed for the sake of convience. We're messed up when we let convicted killers live and innocent die.

  • Before the electrical signals that pass through the brain that comprise 'thought', a being is not sentient, and therefore, not human life. Nuff said.

  • You just described MOST of the Senate AND Congress, including our wonderful president. And your point? You feel the MURDER of innocent children is okay? When does it stop? At what age do WE as sentient 'beings' suddenly agree that the age is a being WORTHY of survival?

    A society is JUDGED on how it treats it's weakest members....guess what...we're not doing very good...nuff said!

  • I feel that people should be better educated, and take better steps toward birth control, such as the pill and condoms. I believe that a slutty lazy teenager who doesn't give a shit about condoms and gets knocked up over and over again shouldn't be allowed to have an abortion. That said, I don't think they should be outlawed altogether, I simply think discretion should be used on the patient's disposition and the fetus' age.

  • @FwankFwank well, if they wouldn't have sex, there wouldn't be baby either. fetus still doesn't think, such as an eggcell. neither doesn't feel but only one can ruin mother's and father's lives. if you're going to say that abortion is wrong, why not go with "absence is wrong"? you claim that if that many people would have abortion, that many famous people wouldn't be alive, well, if that many people wouldn't have sex, that and that many famous people wouldn't be alive.

  • @yankeegurl62 what about animals?

  • fwandfwank, I will pay for birthcontrol, I will pay for sterilization...but I can't pay for abortion. Sadly, it's not just teens getting preg, many are from Adults who are too LAZY to use birthcontrol. It's amazing how Hollywood portrays everyone having unprotected sex, BUT it dosen't show the pain of AIDS, and the Hundreds of STD's PLUS the unwanted pregnancys.....OUR society WILL be judged by how we treat our weakest members....again, we're not doing tooo goood....God bless

  • @FwankFwank even then, animals have electrical signals sent too, it's certain characteristic that split us from animals, and untill we gain them, we're just animals.

  • @yankeegurl62 think about it, if they didn't had sex, there would be nothing to kill, which is equal to what they did. you're saying that absence=bad?

    also, fetus is not human, not until it gains characteristic of human, but before, it's worth less than an animal, yet you see no problem in murder of animals? animals have life too, chicken eggs contain baby chickens. we are what we are, not monsters, humans. we've been eating animals for millions of years, yet, no one ever was prosecuted

  • @yankeegurl62 for eating/killing cow, chicken or pig, yet they do prosecute for cats and dogs, do you know why? because humans are shelfish assholes. if you're not a vegetarian, then think about what i said.

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  • good riddance annoying future gas huffer

  • @davidls11 XD Funniest comment I've read so far!

  • Hey, Marky, the reason your mom aborted you was because you wouldn't STFU!!

  • How does the baby know that it's thanksgiving?

  • thank gawd I aborted, otherwise my fetal tissue may have sounded like that

  • Bwhahaha. Fancy meeting you here.

  • this guy's "lil markie" voice is fucking stupid. dude you need to fucking grow up!!

  • now I am pro life all the way but this crap is ridiculuos. I can't get out of my head who is doing the voice, the mulletLOL

  • wow...i never thought this video would get so much attention...i am finally coming out..i put this up.

  • I'm confused. The fact that the baby has a diary entry after he's been "killed" implies that it's a retrospective narrator, right? So this is a ghost baby talking then. Now, never mind that the ghost baby has perfect recall of the dates, and that a calendar must have been in the womb...what I want to know is whether he is telling this story from Heaven? If so, then the implication is that aborted babies all go to Heaven? Then logically...

    Never mind. This story has some serious holes.

  • I know, he should have been talking like "OooooooOooooooOoooo! I'm the ghost of dead fetus Markie! OooooooOooooOOOoooo!" That would have been way scarier.

  • Dude.

    It's just a youtube video.

  • This voice makes me want to abort all babies.

  • I love that one of the "related videos" listed aside this repugnant piece of garbage is called "Retarded Policeman #8: the Tazer".

  • "I will have blonde hair and blue eyes." Hmm...

  • Sounds like one hot little fetus. Did he say how big his dick was going to be?

  • LOL! That is perfect, the most fitting comment I've read.

  • Yeah, just ask anyone if they remember being a fetus... EXACTLY. My earliest memory is from being in a crib, and seeing a dark shadowy figure hovering over me. I'm guessing it was my mom, but it might have been the closet monster.

  • FAPFAPFAP

  • that fat cunt doesnt know shit its none of his business or organised religions business.

  • creepy

  • Just because of this crap, I'm going to buy an album from the band Aborted.

  • I'm aborting my fetus because of this video

  • I'll go you one better, Fiskpudding. I'm gay, but I'm going to impregnate a woman just so we can abort the fetus...because of this video.

  • wait how did this fetus get a tape recorder

  • @BrentonSucks mommy ate one XD

  • white fetus manchildren own!!!

  • PENITHF

  • ABORT THAT FETUS!

    ABORT!

    ABORT!

  • FEARFULLY AND WONDERFULLY MADE!

  • Wow..sad

  • wow really? You call that organism a human?? It couldn't possibly be thinking anything in such early stages of development...

  • ABORTION FTW!!!!!!!

  • What does ftw stand fore?

  • for the win , faggot

  • Um.... "Happy is he that dashes the little ones against the rocks.", "The pregnant women shall be sliced open killing them and their babies" "Save the young virgins for yourselves"

    All wonderful bible verses that I love DEARLY because it is the Word Of God! And we need to STONE the girls (in front of their parents to boot!) that are found by their husbands not to be virgins.

    I am PRO LIFE because I am PRO GOD. When "He" commands me to kill children and pregnant women I listen THRILLING!

  • dude ur nuts

  • It's a good thing they slaughtered Marky, that annoying little fucker. Imagine a kid with a voice like that?

  • if only Lil Markie had been dusted..........he lives

  • A cross between Butters from Southpark and one of Donald Duck's nephews.

    Now someone explain to me how, even if he could think and talk as a fetus, how he could do those things as a dead fetus? Shouldn't he have started his sentences with "OOOooooOOoooo!"...like a ghost fetus?

  • david:Shouldn't he have started his sentences with "OOOooooOOoooo!"...like a ghost fetus? ahahahahahaha

  • Butters! That was my exact thought :o

  • Lilmarky, prayers are said for you all the time. They are prayers devoted to great fighter pilots-

  • "How do you look mommy?" I'm 'bout five two, 158 lbs, no sense and no teeth... now hand me ma meth ya little shit. Happy life!

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  • @Darrylizer

    lmao. Great post, good times!!

  • I lold

  • by my boyfriend tryed to have my abort my baby ,

    but i couldnt and this makes me soo sad ..

  • ... come again?

  • This time, pull out first. :D

  • When Lil Marky was 6 years old, his mom told him that she almost had him aborted...

    Oh and P.S. Theoretically, if you're a 10 year old girl who gets raped by a person with an STD would you bring a child into this world risking your own life and theirs?

  • "I was born with blonde hair, and blue eyes". What a tragedy, once less soldier for the ARYAN UPRISING.

  • Babies are fucking annoying.

    They are small and loud and you can't understand them.

  • A bit like Americans!

    Yuk, yuk.

  • fuck off all people who belive in god should be wiped of the face of the earth.Religion has done more harm than good.

  • Nah, they should be wiped out on the trousers, thus not having to be aborted.

  • Hahaha.

    Does religion make such people, or do these people get attracted to religion?

  • this is sick and pathetic

  • i liked this video :)

    I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO wY

  • Talk to the hand, because god ain't listening.

  • No he's not. Probably because he doesn't exist....

  • Lil' Markie is a genius. 'How do we reach these jaded evil you-tube types?' With humor; passively. I might convert just to be near that crystalline brilliance. So smart. I mean that sincerely- very, very clever.

  • -Btw i work for Satan...even the Boss loves this. -so save the inevitable lambast tard retorts for one less informed.

  • Wow, this is a complete load of BS. A clump of cells in a woman isn't a baby.

  • They don't even abort when it develops enough to have hair!

  • altho it does have a heartbeat

  • I can't think of anything that's ever made me want to kick pregnant women in the uterus more than this.

  • I have and always will be pro-life. This is so sadd.

  • More like creepy.

  • wow.....i was pro life before hearing this......im glad lil markie met doc martin

  • under her heart?

    Is she human?

  • "October 2nd. Today, daddy blew a load of man gravy in to mommy's badly groomed hair pie. Mommy and daddy don't know it yet, but you can tell by the sound of my voice that I am a retard..." WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

  • Now that's funny !

  • LOL that's halarious.

  • we don't need any more unwanted little squeaky voiced aryans folks do we?

    PRO ABORTION - MURDER IT.

    IT'S NOT A BABY. IT'S A TEMPORARY CONTRACEPTIVE.

  • i think this is having the opposite effect that it is intended to have. eek. rethink your strategiesssss, crazy.

  • This song is so disturbing I can't really express it in words. Really scary and creepy that someone would have kids listen to this.

  • i need someone to likc my pussy

  • holy shit a talking fetus

  • I came

  • lolololololololololol

  • That's horrible ,not funny. You should be ashamed of yourselves!

  • If I had a kid with a annoying voice like that I would abort it too.

  • A 1/2 star or 5 stars? Can't decide.