"Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I've Won The Masters"

[wgunter2576]

@Giggitygoo1000 That's not very funny... Not even remotely...

[Canes033]

lettermans side comments after every one is really innoying. he sounds like an ass

[ExtremeBaconismyname]

I know that dude, haha

[893160007]

8,6,4, and 2 were the only good ones

Letterman is not as funny as he thinks he is

[planet327]

I AGREE WITH NUMBER 1, i mean i ussually play golf without pants, but i ussually get arrested for it, dam irish

[pinkluchiakaito]

@planet327 Wait, how is that the Irish's fault?

[planet327]

@pinkluchiakaito last time a person yelled at me fr doing such, he had orange hair and had an irish accent so im pretty sure he was irish :P

[pinkluchiakaito]

@planet327 I'm Irish, that's why I asked

[sandsplains15]

@pinkluchiakaito he's drunk he doesn't know

[planet327]

@pinkluchiakaito do u hav orange hair and yell at people playing golf without pants?

[pinkluchiakaito]

@planet327 I have red hair, and I don't like golf, cause I think it is crap. Also, he could be Scottish... The accents are very similar. So, yes, I have 'orange' hair, the technical term is red.

[planet327]

@pinkluchiakaito as long as u dont yell at pantsless golfers, u r ok in my books haha

[pinkluchiakaito]

@planet327 Ok, well I don't yell at pantless golfers, so...

[CRLproductions]

@planet327 I think you mean Scottish, Irish people aren't known for wearing kilts, only eating hagus

[planet327]

@CRLproductions it happns

[bsnxenogear]

#5 FTW

[Fan1234Naruto]

its okay the thing that made me stay was number 6.

[MrsJoesgirl]

#10 is the best and # 6 is so true:)

[sRm744]

#4 is the best hahaha

[XBulletsXloveX]

#5 Is hilarious. "I just made 50 grand" xDD

[Swalot13]

This guy is awesome

[kit7en]

number 6 :D:D

[lesdoyle2000]

The Top 10 American War LIES 10 PFC Lavena Johnson 9 Gulf of Tonkin Incident 8 Iraqi aluminium tubes 7 Niger uranium forgeries 6 Marashi plagiarism 5 Nurse Nayirah 4 Iraq and al-Qaeda links 3 It isn’t for Oil 2 Pat Tillman 1 WMD’s

[kidkong584]

BAHAHAHA #4 is what my friend always does but he got caught and kicked off the golf team

[wwwaaarrrggghhh]

Im going to DISNEY LAND

[jww112093]

Spending your money on Mountain Dew and Beef Jerky? I call that an investment.

[alterbridgefan99]

lol #6

[ImBillyMaysBYTCH]

and the number on thing to say now that yoube won the masters is...... F**K YOU

[futurestarish]

#2 = Win

[futurestarish]

LOL #5

[cotton1983]

pants are for loosers

[cleansteel4prez]

"On September 4, 2007, Zach Johnson led the singing of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" during the 7th Inning Stretch of the Chicago Cubs baseball game at Wrigley Field." is what Wikipedia had to say about Zach's personal life, when I went to find out who this guy was lol.

[rscare]

Well he did say, "Even I've never heard of me."

But if I had done something that got me a Wiki page, I'd go on there and edit the stuff myself.

[cp3334]

4 hahaha

[SelenaAllphin]

#10 And #1

[mobspeak]

BOOOORRING!!!!!!

[edurafa69]

don't watch

[wce0809]

didnt lucas glover have #6 also??

[ontariochaserdotorg]

ya #6 was Glover's #1

[R0BERTP0]

oh yes #6

[JayZTupacNas]

#6, #4 and #3 hahahahaha

[ericstranne]

lol #2

[criscros7]

My gf just gave me a beef jerky.

[mason000]

They actually beat you to it when they did a Top Ten whenTrevor Immelman won in 2008.

[smileynirvana2]

your comment was funnier than this entire video. maybe lettermans entire career.

[Noizchild]

#6 and #4 were funny!

[wesselklooster]

58,000 views

[rembeck2]

Numbers 8, 6, and 4 were hilarious hahahaha

[dsbeabrsb]

that's funny stuff.  especially the one about lame jokes on a third-rate tv show! haha

[nickelbackhero19]

don't worry ive never heard of you either lol

[thephattyarbuckle]

#4 WAS THE BEST 4 ME

[Spencermx]

seems like a nice guy,

[Synthmon]

Man, Letterman really has to crack even worse jokes in-between the lame jokes. But hey, #5 wasn't half bad!

[Saxophonist992]

"even I haven't heard of me" LMAOO I cracked at that one

[oggaboogamonster]

hahaha, this was a good one

[csn1]

Zach Johnson?...who would have thought?

[bhansa87]

good ones!

[colster4life]

#6 is class

[link2400]

@colster4life agreed

[yellowmegaman12]

Good luck getting Tiger Woods to do that stuff!