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  • 2:09 was the best part

  • this fucking sucks

  • i'm sure i've heard that before has he copied it from someone? Only i'm sure it was more funny when they did.

  • I hope this guy trips on a microphone chord and then chokes on it.

  • ahem.... yeah. So anyway I guess I'll just move along. Hope you studied something useful in college...

  • poo jokes... classy.

  • That sucked.

  • the last 5 seconds was the best part XD

  • his delivery/timing sucks but not that bad of jokes overall

  • almost funny..just needs work

  • He looks like a creeper.. just sayin.

  • Is this like the one joke that every single young comedian have to say?

  • This guy is a bit creepy. Has a problem taking a shit and steals stuff, mmmm lets invite him over

  • Hi I'm Dave, and I suck at comedy

  • This guy is fail.

  • lol, yeah, horrible delivery. he seems really smart and w/potential.... w/proper timing.

  • Not that funny...just awkward.

  • who could dislike this?? it's hilarious XD. i guess they were the ones who had their sports illustrated torn up :P

  • good the bad and the ugly with the comments: I fell out of my chair laughing,.is everything alright in there? Hi-larious

  • The crowd was way too quiet in this video... I was laughing my ass off watching this...

  • he's just talking

  • HAI GUYS, HOW ABOUT BATHROOMS AT PARTIES? WHAT'S UP WITH THAAAAAT?

  • haha everyone hates this guy but i liked the bit because i have TOTALLY shat at random house parties. it's like trying to commit a murder and get away with it

  • hahaha

  • I thought it was hilarious, seems to be a mixed opinion though.

  • Why are these videos censored? We're not superstitious fundamentalists!

  • I'm too busy in school to party. I guess excellence has it's price.

  • how bout on the weekends. i don't ur studing all the time

  • @AuroraBoredom There is always time to party in college. Who are you kidding?

  • he sux.

  • the way he says it sucks

  • it might be better if his delivery wasn't absolute shit.

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  • Not funny.

  • Fucking hilarious.

  • The next Jerry Seinfeld....Yeah right

  • waaats the deaal with neeeww england anyway?

    its over 300 years old!!!

    last time i checked thats not that new...

  • what a rookie

  • hell yeah

  • hahahaha

  • Hahahaha oh my gosh thats too funny.

  • Not a bad punchline, Terrible delivery

  • @EdgeCrusherXx Seriously. The only reason i watched till the end was because of your comment... Funny joke,,, AWFUL way to tell it.

  • that was not funny. not even a little bit.

  • LMAO!!!

  • LOL HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I loved this dude.. The build up was hilarious. My eyes hurt from laughing so hard.

  • wow i just wasted 2 minutes of my life, dude consider keeping your jokes to your self and save everyone from wasting their time.

  • the best part about college for me....is that im a flaming homo that steals....yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyy.

  • hey, do you know who he stole from?

  • who takes a dookie at a party anyway?

  • omg... back to school man! You're going to die of hunger as a comedian

  • he sucks. he should just go back to living with his mother in her basement.

  • Why would his mother live in her own basement?

  • boooo holy shit this guy is lame

  • what a fagpuss

    booo!!

  • eh, not funny to me

  • I gotta say...If his host didn't want to hear it...why would we?

  • ive seen funnier shit

  • I want my :43 back i couldn't take more

    YOU SUCK

  • I want my 2:07 back

  • i want my 2:07 back [2]

    I.

  • wow lame :S

  • ur not good

  • the best thing about college is that you get to steal stuff from peoples houses???!??! that is so idiotic. pull your head out of your ass Dave.

  • lol

  • looool

  • i want my 2:07 back

  • painful to watch.

  • wow, not funny.

  • dane cook much?

  • HAHAHA

  • meh

  • that was...hilarious.

  • Lol ^_^

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