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  • @ 0:30

    [Zoidberg is trying to attract a mate]

    Dr. Zoidberg: [screeching] Craw.

    Female: Keep your jelly away from my eggs.

    Dr. Zoidberg: [screeching] Craw.

    Female: [Valley Girl accent] I'm SO not interested.

    Dr. Zoidberg: [screeching] Craw?

    Female: [Black woman accent] Hmph. I've heard THAT line before.

  • what is the name of the fish at 1:02????????

  • What is name of the red jellyfish at 0:51?

  • @midnightblackmoon Comb Jellyfish

  • @porterhouseful: actually, most use it to either locate or attract prey...

  • aaawww... their kinde of... cute. <:3

  • whether you believe or not doesnt change the existance of God... the bible does not waste time proving the existance of God; THE FOOL HAS SAID IN HIS HEART THAT THEREZ NO GOD!!! all creation testify his existance. AND ONLY JESUS SAVES!!!

  • @deewis foolish sheep.... of course there is a god, i piss on your bible, re-written over and over again through the ages..

  • @deewis wait wot

  • Why do most deep sea animals glow or have lights on them it's amazing

  • @TacoDude915 deep sea creatures produce light because there is no sun light in the deep... so they must create it themselves

  • Ctenophores arent biolumescent, thats just refraction.

  • 0:51 : That looks weirdly close to a pair of balls...

  • 0:18 it's a metroid!

  • amazing creatures

  • religion is a shield that one can hide himself behind so that he doesnt have to face the truth. and by "him", i mean people in general.

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  • The chances of anything cough from mars are a million to one they said.

  • I love evolution, give it a little time and you'll have a lot of awesome creatures.

  • There is a great one God

    made this ,

    we have to belief him and his prophet

    thnx 4 the video

  • @Meha200 nah it's all random chance and biological diversity.

  • @Meha200 lol why do u praise something non existent I DONT GET IT.

  • I'd say the best part of these wonderful little critters is their silence.

  • wow I come here and I wonder why people are insulting each other ... so I go back and watch this ... It's wonderful thanks for upload ! No matter what is the origins of nature, nature is love nothing but love

  • @ShazamVanBane I wasn't ripping on religion, you freak. Just making fun of Texas. JUST MAKING FUN OF TEXAS.

  • @eddielombardo shut up

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  • You two gentlemen are quite condescending. The time I've spent in church taught me that if you want to indoctrinate other people to Christianity, then you have to act as if you're glorifying God. You're making God, who definitely does not exist, look like a real jerk.

  • So pretty!! <3 I really want to know what the first one is called! XD

  • @Poakadotie It's called, "Atheists don't want you to think about God and will insult you if you do when you see his beautiful creations, they become filled with jealous infantile rage and hate as evidence of how deluded and mentally ill they are."

  • @ShazamVanBane You're silly, I just want to know the name of the animal. :P do you know what it's called?

  • @Poakadotie It's called Pickachumians

  • @ShazamVanBane Thank you!! =]

  • So many hateful atheists, they just can't appreciate the beauty of God's creations without slandering and libeling him and those who love him. They will be punished in darkness blacker than what these animals live in, outer darkness.

  • @ShazamVanBane

    I pity you.

  • @BillyB4d4ss Didn't you listen dummy? No you didn't because you're idiot: It's a logical fallacy to think you are right without giving evidence, it's also a logical fallacy to think you're right based on your emotions, so all the pity in the world will not make you right idiot. I feel sorry for you, moron. Fail. Yet another massive idiot who doesn't want to listen but would rather repeatedly run into God's fist. What an IDIOT. Stop pretending you can't see design moron.

  • @BillyB4d4ss Ok "bad ass." Grow up stupid bully.

  • @kyleain

    I pity you too.

    Also, my name is a joke. I have the capacity to make fun of myself.

  • @BillyB4d4ss Wow, it's such a useful joke, and wow, you have the capacity to make fun of yourself. And wow, yet again: NO POINT. Moron go learn from logical fallacy lists before taking on "the big boys". And study Bible contradictions, not just from idiots like yourselves because they went through seminary or found a list of "bible say jews can rape children" list and read it carelessly. Idiot.

  • @BillyB4d4ss And so what dummy if you pity me? Wow so ur God and ur feelings make u right, something not even God teaches ya dummy. Get a life idiot and stop being a nobody bully. Obviously you think being a bully makes you powerful, it doesn't idiot. And instead of thinking ur oh so wise in religion because uh, uhhhh, u throw around ur feelings if pity and laugh at ur idiot self doesn't make you God either billydumbass. Now, pretentious idiot, to ignore you like the Bible says to do to morons.

  • @ShazamVanBane

    I don't have a God, and neither do you.

  • @BillyB4d4ss And you pity everyone who doesn't agree with your narcissism and feelings, because you're a biased mentally ill moron. Keep up the failing stupid.

  • @ShazamVanBane

    I pity you because you're acting like a real dick. Not to mention the fact that you've clearly followed this discussion from the very beginning and instantly reply which makes me feel kinda bad for you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a schedule to attend to, and I'll have to cut this little discussion to an end. I'll let you write down some more insults and God-glory hatred for me to read while I put my shoes on.

    Have a wonderful rest of your day.

  • @ShazamVanBane ur a penis just like hoe ur mom has one

  • @BillyB4d4ss So what dumb ass? Shut up.

  • @jahnsmikey yeah you sure know why we lost body hair, cuz you've seen the past. DUMBTARD YOUR SPECULATION NOR THAT OF SMUG IDIOTS ADDICTED TO MONEY AND PLEASURE OVER TRUTH IS NOT FACT YOU IDIOT. GET A BRAIN YOU MORON. "EVOLVE" ALREADY YOU DELUDED IDIOT. GOD WHAT A MORON!

  • SHUT UP!!!!

    Enough of religion , Have at you!

  • wow

  • Thanks 7777bigjim for posting this amazing video, it's fascinating what lies deep beneath the oceans. And thanks for the wonderful choice in background music. Made two discoveries today :)

  • wtf really... this is wierd as fuck and beautiful at the same time !

  • OMG THE TERROR :o

  • lol can i see all of you scientist proof? please

  • @bleelives Dur billdons and billdons of dears ago me see a big bang n dur um durrr, uh duur enerdy turn to matter n der gas n rock stfuff turm into mmmrrr um mrrrr stars n der um der uh galaxties, n der uhhhh missing matter it uhh it dark! Yearreeerrr IT DARK! RRR HERE PIC OF GAS TURNING INTO SSDARS!!!! LOOKIE! PROMISE DIS NO FALSE HEADLINE SEE! LOOK BONES! DAT EVOLUDION! LOOKIE INDIANA JONES CLOTHES MAN SAY EVOLUTION REAL, MUST BE DEN!" OOPIE ODAY ME LIE 2 MAKE MONEY OFF ADVERTISING HEEHEEE.

  • @jahnsmikey

    "The use of tools made their bodies smaller and smaller over time because they no longer had to depend entirely on their muscles to get tasks done"

    there's a gene that gives apes natural bulk muscle mass which is found switched off in humans. Switching this off would save tremendous amounts of energy for a larger brain, so this may have actually occured before advanced tool use took place. It's hard to say if tool use invoked dependency on the brain before muscle mass decreased

  • @jahnsmikey

    or we lost hair because having less of it was an advantage in the hot savannas, where the ability to exchange heat during the day was more beneficial than retaining it at night. It's speculated that chasing down prey on foot was a major source of food at the time, and that requires faster heat exchange than the animal being chased. This method is seen used today in some of the most isolated tribes in the African savannas. More evidence for this method is our unique ability to sweat

  • @jahnsmikey

    "Our hair will eventually become entirely useless and cease to exist, we will lose pointless digits like the pinkie toe, our bodies will get smaller and weaker"

    this really depends on sexual selection rather than natural. If hair and extra digits became less attractive to females then that's possible. But that doesn't seem to be a trend at the moment

  • 1 person hates science. get with reality, texas!

  • @eddielombardo Who hates science dummy? The atheists who keep wasting everyone's money babbling away about evolutionary nonsense they can never prove because there is obviously no evidence for it, the big bang heads who pretend they saw what happened billions of years ago and who keep making up false stories about seeing stars and galaxies forming and who can see, lol invisible matter? The idiots who keep spending billions of dollars looking at stars ANT NOT SPACE TRAVEL AND MEDICINE? DUR? MORON

  • @eddielombardo hey dumb babbling ignorant: 1 person hates history: go learn dummy before babbling about atheists being gods who invented everything including the universe. You Nazi propaganda buffoon.

  • 0:35 I'm pretty sure that's the baby from Men In Black I

  • That means if the moon were to disappear and the sun no longer provides light, humans can glow in the dark as well.

  • @KingdomheartsII

    Only if humans developed mutations for developing bioluminescent cells. It's more likely that we'd develop some form of nightvision.

    And that is only if we lived and died by natural selection. But since we use our complex brains to bypass nature's rules it's now highly unlikely that humans will evolve any further (or at least any significant mutation besides evolving immunity to certain diseases)

  • Gee, Mother Nature, you are AMAZING!

  • boy God really had a ball trying stuff out when he created all these fantastic creatures

  • Guys, stop bagging on the religious weirdos and enjoy the fish.

  • @Mandragara *Deletes stupid religious comment*

  • @infernorock11 *Insert Bible quote in allcaps*

  • @Mandragara *replaces Bible quote with necronomicon quote in all caps*

  • @infernorock11 *intentionally mistakes quote as Quran quote, goes on anti-islam rant*

  • @Mandragara *deflects your anti-islam rant with budism quote*

  • @infernorock11 *uses nonsensical argument to link Buddhism to economic crisis*

  • @Mandragara *fights back with complete jiberish of politian speach's to destroy economics*

  • @infernorock11 *zionist, illuminate, majestic 12 rant which hints towards past sexual abuse by local priest*

  • @Mandragara Damn you got me there xD nothing beats that hahaha

  • @infernorock11 Oh you're right, nothing here made in God's image is more beautiful than a "primitive" jellyfish, yeah, no beautiful woman or girl, no angel, not even God is more beautiful than that jellyfish he made which led to all other jellyfishes. Think before you blaspheme.

  • @infernorock11 Lol, and speaking of stupid comments, it seems our discussion has provoked some religious guy to post his own silly comments XD

  • @Mandragara I know right hahah. Why is it the severe religious people want to fight online all the time.like you would think religion is supose to bring peace upon this world. not freak the fuck out when something involves science facts or jokes about god. I dont even know what hes geeking out about really..

  • @Mandragara It would be funny if God really existed and punished people like him. He would be like '' you spreaded hate and created more athiest with your psyhco babbling rants about my existance. You do not represent or speak for me. Even if you did i wouldnt have you changing peoples opinons and lives on youtube ,so GTFO of heaven you arrogant ass. xD

  • @Mandragara How about an intelligent one to your stupid ignorant bigotry?: God is merciful to sickos like you and no matter how much he allows you to see, you still hate him and ask, "WAAAAH WHY DO YOU PRAISE GOD WAAAAAAH, WHY ARE YOU REMINDED OF HIS LOVE WAAAAH." God's love is beautiful like these animals he made, more beautiful, but an idiot, a sicko, a loveless moron like u, only sees flesh. May God forgive you for blaspheming and thanklessness and arrogance. You deserve Hell. not love.

  • @Mandragara Insert stupid evolution delusion big bang nutbaggery Darwinbagger

    "Dur billdons and billdons of dears ago me see a big bang n dur um durrr, uh duur enerdy turn to matter n der gas n rock stfuff turm into mmmrrr um mrrrr stars n der um der uh galaxties, n der uhhhh missing matter it uhh it dark! Yearreeerrr IT DARK! RRR HERE PIC OF GAS TURNING INTO SSDARS!!!! LOOKIE! PROMISE DIS NO FALSE HEADLINE SEE! LOOK BONES! DAT EVOLUDION!" OOPIE ODAY ME LIE 2 MAKE MONEY OFF ADVERTISING HEEHEEE

  • @Mandragara But lets all over look your bigotry and the fact that atheists have killed over 100 million peple in the past one hundred years, more than all the killing combined by Catholics over the past 1000 years, which only amounted to 50 million. At that rate your "progress" and "evolution" will have killed everyone off you stupid idiot. Dur. So insert your stupid ignorance back into your ugly rock hard pretentious heart. That you pretend to care about truth let alone people is what is stupid

  • @ShazamVanBane 1.Atheists didnt kill 100 million people. 2. Your embarassing God and religion by embracing your ignorance upon youtube. 3. What does my saying jellyfish are beautiful have to do with gods image? AND finally 4. Your one of the reasons why there are athiest, your acting like a crazy nut with your babling rants

  • This is beautiful! God's amazing creation!

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  • God's perfect, beautiful creation.

  • where can i buy one as a pet?

  • 42 wallaby way Sydney

  • @st0rmstate fish r friends not food

  • Can't people just enjoy the pretty sea animals without perpetuating religion drama? ._.

  • @Theaphelia i know right im just here look at the stupid bizzare creapy fishes from hell lol

  • @Jpro513

    Don't talk about things you know nothing about. You look stupid to anyone who knows anything about Islam.

  • What is the fish at 1:00? anyone know?

  • @zuljien I want to know as well.

  • why the hell is everybody talking about the bible lmfao its just fish

  • This always makes me think...If you have species of animals that naturally have electricity and light or other forms of elements found in nature, who's to say that mankind invented electricity or other forms of energy if it's already found in nature? That would mean we just sort of stumbled upon it...Even though the majority of biolumiscence can be explained through bacteria, that doesn't take the mystery from electric animals.

  • @silverbaal

    It wasn't "invented" it was "discovered" :D

  • Protoss race exist! :O

  • Wow God's Great (: Beautiful Jellyfish

    - Brooklyn

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  • Wow, God is amazing!

  • really, guys? I come to a video about jellyfish and you guys are arguing about religion.

  • Who the fuck watches this video and thinks "Wow. God Jesus Sacrifice Sinfulness Church Morals Satan Peace Love".

    WHAT THE HELL I S YOUR PROBLEM? Why don't you just think "that's a pretty fucking jellyfish"

  • @GiveMeClarity Because he made them you ignorant moron and God hater. Because God is merciful to sickos like you and no matter how much he allows you to see, you still hate him and ask, "WAAAAH WHY DO YOU PRAISE GOD WAAAAAAH, WHY ARE YOU REMINDED OF HIS LOVE WAAAAH." God's love is beautiful like these animals he made, more beautiful, but an idiot, a sicko, a loveless moron like you, only sees flesh. May God forgive you for you're blaspheming and thanklessness and arrogance. You deserve Hell.

  • @ShazamVanBane Insulting your opposition doesn't really do much to legitimise your position, it makes you sound immature. You say God would be merciful, well imagine this scenario: In some distant forest lightning strikes a dead tree, resulting in a forest fire. In the fire a fawn is trapped, horribly burned, and lies in terrible agony for several days before death relieves its suffering. From this we can conclude that God is not a merciful being (In the highly unlikely event he exists).

  • As for your "beauty of an animal" thing, watch David Attenboroughs view on God, you can find it on YouTube. Also you say "you deserve Hell", I'll respond to that with a bible quote "“Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned.", so that judgement you made is a very un-Christian thing to do. As for your other two comments, learn to spell before trying to tear down someones arguments.

  • Can you touch your brain? yes its possible. CAn you see it? yes thats possible as well. CAn you see god? no. Can you touch god? No so obvisouly he isnt there. This is an animal if you wil and has nothing to do with a religious saying or creation

  • @roquefort88888 Zeitgiest is false haha.That is FACT. ask any egyptologist its a crock full of horseshit. Ive already researched it. but yeah let everyone have their own opinion.

  • 1:00 just breath-taking

    

  • one of them seemed more to reflect the camera's light than light up on its own.

  • i would die happy if i saw all that deep sea creatures

  • It's amazing that creatures can do that!

  • :::: سبحان الله ::::

  • Beautiful ^-^

  • someones had too much to think

  • so...what song is this

  • Look how amazing sea creatures, it's wonderful, I love nature, please see.

  • Can somebody tell me the name of the creature at 1:05 please? I'm doing a project for my environmental science class.

  • All of you closed-minded people who believe any of the ludicrous religions need to wake up. I suggest watching Zeitgeist which will make your brains and your stupid faith explode. Evolution happened. God had no intervention in such on going occasion. I can't believe such a conversation is even taking place over a damn jellyfish.

  • @CDubyaAult i hate to break it to you but that comment was kind of hypocritical

  • @CDubyaAult You sound just as bigoted, stupid and closeminded fanatacil as the religious fanatics your whining about

  • @DetoxMansion whatever makes your d*** feel bigger good sir

  • @CDubyaAult You're being close-minded right here. Let them believe what you want, you believe what you want. It's a matter of "opinion", there is no true or false in the matter of religion. Not yet, at least.

  • The Evolution of Bioluminescence

    Bioluminescence reactions have independently appeared more than 30 times during evolution. This suggests that light-producing systems are not that difficult to develop, and that light production may have evolved later in time.

    Read more at DavidsonCollege's website devoted to bioluminescence. Or anywhere, really. For crying out loud people, just read something based on scientifically sound, repeatable evidence.

  • @freckledhorse Well Said.

  • amazing how such beauty and perfection to live down there came from a random bang that the chances of actually happenin are astronomical that it just so happened to turn out PERFECT hmmm.... I wonder why those people don't believe in GOD

  • @fairfieldftballcaleb

    You are assuming this creature is "perfect." It's just PRETTY. This doesn't mean the Bible is the one true moral compass of human civilization. It means JELLYFISH ARE PRETTY.

  • @FartJokeResearchLabs dont be an asshole you fucking cristian.

    Perfection is everywere except in us.

  • @abogeta Did you read my comment? I'm an atheist.

  • @fairfieldftballcaleb Lol, i can equally say that its amazing that people belive that one being spontaneously appered and decided to create the world, all the variety of life we know of (and dont know of), and the whole universe in just a week. Apparently ignoring all proved physical forumal such as conservation of energy. I wonder why people belive in god :) ofc as its not proved either way who knows which group is right? :)

  • @AllThreesAndFours well he didnt spontanioulsy appear hes always been around( i dont quite understand it all either)

  • @fairfieldftballcaleb Which does raise the questiion after an infinty of being why suddenly create a universe? Bordeom? if a supreme being can get bored then it dosent bode well for us! It will eventually get bored with its creation and either leave it to rot or destroy it.

  • @AllThreesAndFours - The Bible doesn't specifically say the whole universe was created at once. There are variations of interpretation of Genesis 1 when it talks about creation of sun, moon, stars. But from other verses it appears angels were around beforehand, and I think that it's reasonable that God has always been creating. But then we are getting beyond ourselves, since we can't understand eternity nor can we know if other universes exist, which opens up vast, other possibilities.

  • @fairfieldftballcaleb

    If it is so perfect, why will it die simply by coming up 80 feet from its zone?

  • @fairfieldftballcaleb they are "astronomical" but then again, the universe is a big place. Its a whole lot more likely than some being known as "god" to create the whole world in one earth week. And i thought you bible nuts were always saying that nothing is perfect except jesus

  • @fairfieldftballcaleb

    I know right? The Big Bang THEORY, remember, it's a THEORY, is called a theory for a reason people.

  • @0oWildSoulo0

    Um, look up the definition of a scientific theory. You don't understand what "theory" means in science.

  • lol talk about a genuine creation and the amazing diversity. And people want more evidence of GOD.

  • @jmar09lol I'm not buying it. Just because you and I think these creatures are pretty or amaxing... that alone doesn't make the Bible real.

    Besides, faith requires no proof.

  • @FartJokeResearchLabs . What do you need to buy? Faith is something that is not seen by the eye but by the heart. If you dont believe in God, then you must believe that it was one incredible and perfect coinsidence just the fact that there is life on earth. Just the fact that our body is so complex that it functions excatly how is suppose to in order to survive. Just the fact that the exactly the gases on this earth are the ones that the human body needs to survive with. Bro take a look around

  • @FartJokeResearchLabs. Cant you see the diversity of nature? The animals, plants, microlife... And you know what, better than that, God gave us something so that we can get to know who was the author of this creation. If you read the word of God you will undesrtand many things that right now you apparently dont see. But I didn't ackonowldge God before just like you dont, fortunatly, he opened my eyes and can't be happier man. Every day I go expecting something new and God surprises me.

  • @FartJokeResearchLabs. Jesus is the Life, Way, and Truth. He is not a story, nor a theory or something from your imagination. If you decide to look for Him, He will never turned you down. But make sure that when you look for Him, you do it with a humble heart thats the only way God would reveal Himslef to you. But if you decide to go along and ignore Him, you will keep on living the same life with the same routines that doesn't have a meaning. Give it a try, you might be shock of the outcome ;)

  • @jmar09lol- ''you will keep on living the same life with the same routines that doesn't have a meaning.''

    It's about time that you shut up with the lies that you feed people''that my life is nothing without your god!'' Wether for good intentions or not to tell other people that, YOUR DEAD WRONG! Just becasue you can't imagine your life without a god DOES NOT mean that I can't or anyone else can't either.

  • @jmar09lol "Jesus is the Life, Way, and Truth", he may be your life, way and truth, but not someone else's. Believe what you want, but don't go spewing it out all over YouTube. Find a religious sight or go to your Church to praise him or whatever, but don't bring it here. Nobody wants to hear it, and it's only a matter or opinion. What makes Christianity so different from all other religions that it's right, and Islamic or Jewish religions are wrong?

  • @Tenmachi you obviously do not know about Christianity or any other religion for that matter. The main thing about Christianity is spreading Gods great word. Also all Christians know that the Jews are gods chosen people we do not think that they are wrong. Islam is wrong and that again, is why we try and spread the word. We can argue about this all day but i hope you change your mind one day... God bless

  • @Jpro513 I do know about Christianity, I was raised Christian. Just because that's the purpose doesn't mean you have to do it. If God said to kill all children, would you do it? No, I don't think so. And if you did, you have one sick mind. Your argument will probably be "But God wouldn't want me to kill all children." You don't know that. Islam could be the one faith that is right. You don't know, so don't say someone's religion is wrong.

  • @Tenmachi your right I dont have to do it, but I want to because again thats the purpose. Also I'm pretty sure you just compared a life and death situation to a simple thing such as "spreading the word". If you want to make a valid point, please be a little more relevant. One more thing, Islam does allows you to kill children, kill your spouse and also kill anybody who doesnt believe in the Islamic faith even if it means taking your own life (suicide bombers). Is that right? No, i dont think so.

  • @Jpro513 It is relevant. It's saying that you'd do something just because your belief says so. that was the point. Just because you or I believe the Islamic faith is wrong, doesn't mean that it is. It's called beliefs.

  • @Tenmachi Your right again. I would do anything that my belief tells me. That my friend, is why I am a Christian. If it says anywhere in the Bible that i have to kill a bunch of children, I would then know that it was wrong because any loving god would not ask of that from anybody. Christianity makes the most sence and if you would please read the "King James Holy Bible" and compare to any other religion, then you too would realize that.

  • @Jpro513 Yes, because some guy being dead for three days and then magically coming back to life makes total sense. And women being inferior to men is really the "right way". According to the bible, women can't