Paedofinder General

[thischarmingyoungman]

A 69, but 30 worse! I don't know why Monkey dust didn't get the recognition it deserved, it was so ahead of its time, like Brass Eye.

[thefunkygeezer]

all a bit grim really

[ChromaAurora]

@thefunkygeezer That's exactly what Monkey Dust is- it's a dark satire in British society and culture.

Sad thing is, a believe the Paedofinder General really is representative of how paedophiles are suspected, viewed and treated.

[robotnikkkk1]

=NEED TO MAKE PAEDOFINDER GENERAL IN REAL HEHE

=THAT WOULD B EXTRA KOOL

=BUT NOT FOR PAEDOPHILES HEHE

[weneedtodosomething]

rather disturbing if you think about it

[OlaftheViking1]

i teach p.e. DOPHILIA!! XD

[PixelMug]

He fired an arrow from a crossbow.... xD 

[JMRepaye1]

Giggle!

[DogsneedpIeasuretoo]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo doggyyyyyyyyyyyyy :'O

[ChromaAurora]

It would seem that the Paedofinder General was onto the dubious reputability of News International way before it was eventually shut down. That's sharp.

[armusaran]

Perfect editing... saving the best for last 09:51 :D

[0ct0parr0t]

tragically true, these are the sort of people who want everyone who works with kids to be strung up "just in case"...

[LindwurParty]

This is actually the best thing I've ever seen.

[LocoJunius]

"Like a 69 but 30 worse" hahahahah!

[XxemoTWATxX]

has he ever got an actual pedo do we think?

[armusaran]

@XxemoTWATxX 09:51 ;)

[XxemoTWATxX]

@armusaran that's more pedo getting away ...

[iridescentraindrops]

I don't agree with everything he says, but he's certainly the master of argument.

[eexot]

Boards of Canada for the motherfucking win!!

[trudon]

WHAT IN THE BLUEST OF BLUE HELLS IS THIS?

[romanvanpersie]

@trudon This is Monkey Dust my Brahma Bull loving friend. Personally, I think it's the best animated series ever. You can dl it from isohunt etc....

God, I wish they would bring this show back. If you liked the General you wll love the rest of the show..Just search here for monkey dust clips and give t a go! :D Think that answered your question.

[trudon]

@romanvanpersie lol i saw the other clips...very disturbing. as for best animated series ever personally south park takes that title for me.

[romanvanpersie]

@trudon Yeah I shudda clarified (SP, Simpsons and FG non withstanding) This is more a sketch show as you have seen from the clips. But as far as biting satire goes, it doesnt get much grimmer than Monkey Dust. 'Divorced Dad' for eg-- watch?v=kaaq0sgtdBw --is genuinely heartbreaking as well as funny sometimes. It's a lot more real-world, I guess is what I should have said..not necessarily the best.

[satchfan2010]

I'm surprised the British Bullshit Corporation could get away with this ''cartoon''.

[mart15596]

@satchfan2010 Obviously you don't appreciate some funny irony that draws lines with reality. Someone gets blamed to be pedophile without any base and everyone turns against them and they get socially executed.

[pekaboyarin47]

07.31 is the mother of Leroy Jenkins

[docchriss88]

this is stupid

[ChromaAurora]

Did anyone else notice when he held up the copy of the Daily Star, it had an ad saying "Win a holiday in Cambodia"?

XD ROFLMAO

[localbod]

'By the power invested in me by a bloke down the pub who knows for definate'.

'It is written in stone'

'Where?'

'On a wall by the bus stop'

'I carved it there myself'

'Ive seen it with mine own eyes'

Superb.Fuck me- i nearly laughed meself into a coma!

Thanks for sharing. LMFAO. Peace.

[BrommaHerman]

@localbod I AM THE PEADOFINDER GENERAL!

[thatweirdgamerguy]

im scared....

[Emeexuqu]

was that turquoise hexagon sun playing at the end?

[karambiatos]

OH THE PUNS I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[StuartAlexanderYoung]

Your appeal has already been filed... PAEDO-FILED!

[BethanyGrimes]

That is hilarious

[JckSwan]

Love the priest at the end. ;-)

[zorbathegeek]

A 99! Like a 69, but 30 worse!!! :D

[kefkaROX]

General: I, too, have a register... THE SEX OFFENDERS REGISTER! And YOUR name is on it!

Teacher: WHAT?! How can that be?!

General: Everybody's name is on it!

Funny thing is, he's right. Or will be, in a couple years.

[Digitalsp33r]

Your appeal has already been filed... Paedo-filed!

[NAxeAngel]

Yooou are GAAAY and all GAAAYS are peeedophiiiiles! =D Fantástico! xD LOOOL.

[axedick]

Man: I Teach PE...

Paedofinder General: DOPHIILIA!!!!

[Hoyreliberal]

This is very funny but also brings up an important issue, that pedophiles are looked at as monsters, which very few of them are.

[AdamDangerFox]

@Hoyreliberal That's pretty much the point of it.

[IronTate7]

@AdamDangerFox Actually, that's not the point they're making. They're making fun of the ridiculous assumptions people make and the stupid ideas they have over what a paedofile is, and while making false accusations at innocent people, the real peados are allowed to walk free unsuspected. Notice the wedding party was innocent and killed, yet that priest who was walking away from the chilldren with an obvious nervous attitude was probably a paedo and got away safely.

[AdamDangerFox]

@IronTate7 I said "pretty much", not "exactly", the point. I was simply commenting that the comedy is usually a facilitator or merely a by-product, to the social commentary, in this case paedophilia and the public reaction. I assumed that the other user could think the rest out for themselves, but thanks for patronizing everyone

[AdamDangerFox]

@AdamDangerFox And if you want to get specific the real commentary has nothing to do with real paedophiles getting away or misconceptions about paedophiles, but the witch hunt-esque hysteria generated from misplaced anger and frustration incorrectly directed at particular groups e.g. peadoephiles, Jews in pre-world war 2 Germany, witches in the 1600s etc... because people don't want to know where their real problems come from, themselves.

[bazzamundie]

@Hoyreliberal you sound like a paedofile mate. I really don't think that's the issue it was trying to bring up...

[Hoyreliberal]

@bazzamundie

And you sound like a Socialist, but that doesnt matter. Im not sure what they tried to bring up, but it seems like thats it.

[bazzamundie]

@Hoyreliberal how exactly do i sound like a socialist? no i don't think they were trying to sympathise with peadophiles, i'm pretty sure they were commenting on how people think they are morally superior because they class some men as pedo's. And they are comparing it to witch hunts. In general i definitely don't think people should start treating pedo's less harsh, but we should rely on more evidence before we conclude someone is a kiddy fiddler.

[pureshadows]

@bazzamundie gotta point out to you that child molester is what would be actually considered a "kiddly fiddler". Paedophilia is attraction to children but isn't actually the word you're supposed to use when describing people who actually follow through with their thoughts. The more you know.

[bazzamundie]

@pureshadows Yeahh thanks for the enlightenment mate. Do you call a homosexual a different name if they've never been intimate with someone of the same sex? Even if there are a handful of people who confess their attraction to children prior to acting upon it, it doesn't mean i'm wrong in any way for calling someone who does act upon their attraction a pedophile.

ps. I don't like to compare homosexuals to pedophiles, it was just the best analogy i could think of.

[pureshadows]

@bazzamundie Well actually you're still painting the same colour on two different types of people. Yes a child molester is still a paedophile but making the words synonymous with each other brings misinterpretation and general ignorance. With that said if a paedophile said s/he was one and everyone assumed the word was synonymous with child molester, it'll cause people to ring the police and cause havoc to a man/woman who has not done anything wrong.

[danielfarrellnzl]

I love how they take the piss out of ITV and Sky, but never do they mention BBC... LOL

[CrazyEddi3]

I TOO HAVE A A REGIS - STAR

[MadamMarch]

"By the powers invested in my by the hysterical uneducated masses" - I fucking love that line. xDD

[the0scarlet0piper]

@MadamMarch "tabloid reading imbeciles" is also a classic haha

[videogamenostalgia]

I think I read about paedo dogs in the Daily Mail..

[roadrunneruntd]

i teach p.e .. DOPHILIAH !!

[LittleImoutoPower]

BANGO!!!!!!!

[TheRiyad1]

brits are sick as fuck

[locutus12]

@TheRiyad1

Dont ya just love us. Fantastic show this was, and it is far far darker and disturbing than these here snippets.

But as its primarily based on british culture, you would have to know about us and our society to get all the Dark humor.

[nationalistactivist]

google or you tube 'Labour25'

[TouchinKids]

My name is not approiate here... -runs in fear-

[BrommaHerman]

@TouchinKids I AM THE PEADOFINDER GENERAL! 

[theolibobo123]

You freesly admit you are the possessor of Nonce Sense!

[Blowfly90]

@nationalistactivist lol.

[NutNapalm]

@nationalistactivist Of course because having sex with a 15 year old is much less morally acceptable than having sex with a 16 year old. at least in the UK.

[corpsebutcher666]

YOUR APPEAL HAS ALREADY BEEN FILED... PEDOFILED! BAHAHA

[Grey13Human]

So, you confess that for 9 months you imprisoned a naked child in your stomach before forcing him backwards through your genitalia for your own sick amusement?!

[TomDaMooseUK]

The BBC doesn't make stuff that's half as pervertedly funny as this is anymore, i'd half expect channel 4 to pick it up. Hope they don't though, probably just ruin it.

[PSCricket3]

Many lol's were had

[TheLonesomeJack]

<3 

[111Yamato]

IT THEREPTUBE-

[daleiloveqian]

10 people are paedophiles!!!!

[theredbox100]

I'm like to fuck 12-16 years old's and I'm a 15 years old and it feels good because all the 12-16 children that I choose the ones with tight asses and it feels good.

[BrommaHerman]

@theredbox100 I AM THE PEDOFINDER GENERAL; AND I FIND YOU GUILTY!

[theredbox100]

@BrommaHerman u r a cunt 4 saying tht and going along with the prick gay fag general guy

[BrommaHerman]

@theredbox100 I AM THE PEADOFINDER GENERAL; AND I FIND YOU GUILTY!

[cinnamorollers]

Pedobears worst enemy.

[HoffmeisterSMB]

brilliant stuff this

[Birchybaby]

"I teach P.E!"

"DOPHILIA!"

xD EPIC!

[facejobby]

very very scary

[chrismcsold]

what a pile of ball bag

[Atvishees]

Well okay, that's typical. The only ACTUAL paedophile in all of the clips gets away with it (?!) in the end. shite!

[ChromaAurora]

You've got to love the subtlety in the newspaper in the nativity scene- 'Win a holiday in Cambodia' XD

[Bidmartinlo]

British humor of EVIL!

[mcpwns]

What would we do without the paedofinder general?

[Calum4291]

i love how at the end the choirmaster quickly leaves

[mcpwns]

Sorry.. your not you're.

[mcpwns]

You're appeal has already been filed... PAEDOPHILED!

[CrYMachinima]

"But i teach P.E......" "..... dophilia!"

[TheCrusaderBin]

Haha, this shit is awesome xD

[roshco]

Dophilia!!

[fuckingharpsichord]

haha 09:52

[ImperialVideoService]

lol, the priest at 09:54

[ImperialVideoService]

I wanna be the Pedofinder General. Now THAT would be a career.

[HCdrs]

sick bullshit

[ImperialVideoService]

@HCdrs no...satirical "bullshit" darling.

[Sangdude]

hahahahahah wtf I laughed my ass off at the combination of the BBC logo and the dog getting shot in the head with an arrow

[petacavanagh]

"Townsend... King.. Gliter - Those are all PAEDOPHILES (except for the first one, for legal reasons" ------ LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[LoonyLooners]

"SO, you freely admit you are the possessor of nonce-sense?"

[savageloopster]

oh man i used to watch this on tv and could never remember the name of it! lol its awesome!

[Czaendermajer]

paedofinder? sounds like a search engine for degenerated nympho kids!, wait??? he kills everybody who even has a PE for their name!, then considering his name includes "paedo"finder, the first one executed should be him!, chuck norris captain falcon & gatsu are the 1# paedo hunters!, but that uk paedofinder has not killed a single paedofile!, only innocents!.. and btw only a paedofile would see baby photos pornography!!!▐▐▐

[PremiumIrritation]

@Czaendermajer ...The fact that he executes 'Paedophiles' with minimal evidence is the ENTIRE joke. That'un went way over somebody's head, didn't it?

[Czaendermajer]

@PremiumIrritation yeah i know that!, but i just saying psychology▐▐▐

[Klamath2046]

"It's like werewolves"

[casusbelli15]

Next on Paedo-finder-general's list;

Cereal companys and mens magazines;

they give away electronic devices which measure how big a paedo the user is.

Unspeakable things shall be inflicted upon them before an eternity in the hot place!



[J4RK5]

now i know where is the sample from dj hazard's song by the power of ra :D

[roharatube]

Ahh I see someone mad a video about the prosecutors in that trial a few weeks ago in which they convicted those two little boys of attemped rape even though she recanted her story.

[ChromaAurora]

Haha, Pete Townsend, you've been skating on thin ice on this part. Better be careful.

[Ali7665]

Your apeal pas already been filed....PAEDOFILED! :L:L LMFAO!

[111grngoblin111]

wat

[arianie08]

'By the powers invested in me by a text vote on Sky News [...]' hahahahahaaaaaaa AWESOME

[tvfan777]

What the fuck UK?

[bogdanF132]

look, it's drasius kedys! rip nevar forget

[MSSynsyterGates]

"I teach P.E.--------dophilla!!!!!!!!!!­!!"

[Talamare2k4]

ROFL at the actual pedophile at 9:52

[raisehighcarpenters]

'who knew of definite' lol

[jonthewolf]

so thats how baby are made

[LatkaXtreme]

I just found my costume for halloween :)

[thegreatbrettano]

I FIND YOU ALL GUILTY OF PAEDOPHILIA

[HenH92]

by the powers invested in me, by a text written on sky news i find you guilty!

xD

[Shadowpillar]

TOWNSEND, KING, GLITTER. THOSE ARE ALL PEDOPHILES.

(except for the first one for legal reasons)

I lol'd.

[DrIndigoLe3rd]

By the powers invested in me by a bloke I met in the pub who knew for definite, I say nice editing on your part, haazman.

[dragatus]

9:52 is the best part. :D

[MellowD20]

What is the song from that shorty appears at the very end of this Clip ?

[haazman]

Turquoise Hexagon Sun by Boards of Canada

[MellowD20]

Hey thanks alot

[abatrour]

Wow, that is how people act in real life...

[superflylaurie]

The Pedofinder general is a lad.

Fiddler on the roof and the 'all gays are pedophiles' is classic!

[vood00killer]

I have a question: can anyone tell me, why at 00:39 and 00:44 the dancing guy turns back to look at the fiddler, as if something is wrong?

[ELGROOVER]

To @vood00killer ~ I hadn't really noticed that before. I would guess that the dancing guy can hear the rumbling of the approaching Paedofinder Generals' tank? Would the creators put in such detail ; yes, I think they would! Total quality and all round brilliance through and through with Monkey Dust ☼ ;-j

[morrybyte]

As if there were people who commented before me who STILL didn't get what this whole cartoon is referring to, and claim all paedos get away on technicalities. If someone is proven innocent, in 99% of cases it is because THEY ARE

[passitnow]

what is '99' at 6:13 ?

[morrybyte]

A kind of icecream

[SatchmoSings]

passitnow--

Go to "Wikipedia" and look up "99 Flake"

[united0527]

I guess he meant havin normal sex with her .. HAHA..... XD

[asmax1]

This is madness

[pageygeeza]

And who says us Brits don't have a sense of humor? ;)

[Nahtanojllerevo]

we have the best sense of humor. e.g. blackadder, black books, a wide range of comedians

[Duirward]

@Nahtanojllerevo

true, you forgot monty python

[Feralbreed]

@pageygeeza

We don't say that. I think you're great.

[SuperWillHatch]

@pageygeeza

Brits tend to have my favorite sense of humor. :)

[TouchinKids]

@pageygeeza Sorry but who ever did say that was a complete dick. Us brits have the BEST sense of humor.

[saltystuff]

This is the best thing ever

[Klamath2046]

Nice touch at the end with the real paedophile looking relieved :)

[woggleeyes]

For all of you what are not understanding this sketch. Years ago this type of justice and ignorance was used to find guilty and execute witches or any one or thing that was not deemed as normal. They are in fact taking the piss out this type of justice system.

[harryashfield]

Ironic, isn't it, that these days the exact opposite happens, and pedophiles get off all the time on ridiculous technicalities.

[CinnabonChan]

The Daily Mail finds other things to go beserk over, while the real criminals get 2nd chances. And 3rd chances, and so on!

Not naming any names, but jesus, there are some things I see the tabloids getting hysterical over, and it's like "What? Get the fuck over it. I'd understand if it was one of your beloved PEDURFILES!"

[AKAGl]

The average age of a registered sex offender in the U.S. is 15.

[gruntlord6]

you want me to churn him?

[theblackout27]

I don't know if your kidding but uhh, Monkey Dust is British :P

[Spjungen]

This is English, moron.

[FlipJick]

As if the BBC Three didn't give it away...

[ostjak]

This would be more funny if the pedo-hysteria wasn't already much like this in the real life.

[karsten69]

@ostjak I agree, it's too much these days. it's horrible to do such things to children, but pedophiles are humans too.

[Czaendermajer]

@ostjak that finder is the sick one!, only a paedofile would see baby photos are pornography▐▐▐

[Balavan]

@ostjak

I second that comment.

[shizaquife]

@ostjak I really loved this but I could not laugh for the very same reason you stated.

[SuperWillHatch]

@ostjak

It makes it simultaneously make it funnier and more disturbing to me. :eek

[Nahtanojllerevo]

says u crappy americans gorging urself on mcdonalds all die and then die while fucking a cow!!!

[Overell]

At least we have decent senses of humour you fucking paedophile.

Why you ask? Because you are gay, and all gays are paedophiles.

[baztube]

Brilliant.

[Blancheboy07]

The British version of Chris Hansen....

[SorrowAwaits]

This is one of the funniest things i've seen in my life.

"Burn him, burn him" LMAO

[zatoichi12345]

i demand to make an appeal.

your appeal has already been filed....paedophiled!

[QOTSAgerbils]

I laughed so hard that I almost bust a gut. Oh wait! That's not a euphemism... No! Just a metaphor I swear! (^-^)

By the powers invested in me by:

- the hysterical uneducated masses...

- a text vote on Sky news...

- false memory syndrome...

- a bloke I met in the pub, who knew for definite...

- the discredited research of Professor Ray Meadows...

- tabloid reading imbeciles...

- mawkish ITV documentaries, presented my Martin Bashir...

[adthet]

fffffing classic

[IPD01]

cool new stuff :D