Animatrix 6: TSUBASA: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE (live)

[ShaoranX2000]

XD estuvo medio fumado esto

[zeldafan10101]

@alinahime Thanks for the translation! Now I'm not pissed about not knowing Russian xD If other the other foreign skits had subs... :p

[KanameYuki]

it's nice but i wish i could understand what they are saying.....

[animelove125]

wow that part was so cute ! ( 2:27 ) sadly in my head i keep saying " kiss kiss kiss kiss !!! "

[rukia1996able]

love it

[Anko0x0]

I don't do understand a word but it's really cute, fuhuhuhu fye ^______^

[ForoSweetAnime]

kurogane esta buenisimoooo *0* presentate kuropon !!! quien hace de kurogane? *¬*

[XxxSyaoronxxX]

2:27 lol

[MarisaKolter]

Thank you very much ) It's amazing! *_________*

Fay D. Flourite

[DivisionVideo]

It is magnificent! Thanks!)))

[alinahime]

Oh and sorry for messed up order (from bottom to top) :P

I decided to translate it, cause I thought this was the cuttest and best version of Tsubasa cosplay i've seen so far on youtube, therefore I thought people who don't understand russian miss out on a lot^^

[alinahime]

*I'll try to explain this saying. This saying is like a protective charm, it was believed if you directly wish hunters to get both "feather and down" (bird and animal), then the hunt might go unsuccessful. Therefore they say " (I wish you) No feather, No down!"

and answer: " (go) to devil" ("chert" in russian is something like a demon, a helper of devil)

wow, I can't believe i'm finished ^^Hope it was helpful :) Oh and you might need to go back a page to see the beginning of the translation:)

[alinahime]

Shaoran: Now we could've used some subtitles!

2-nd Sayoran: Help us, where's the exit?

Sakura: And I think, it's logic that the exit is where the door is.

2-nd Sayoran: You silly fool, Fai.

Sayoran: then what are we waiting for?! Let's go forth, to another new world!

Yuko: Good luck! No feather, No Down! (russian saying to which you answer: K chertu - (Go) to Hell )

All: K chertu! (To Hell!)*

The End !

[alinahime]

part 14

Yuko: (drunk) We already do! That's why I called you by the way. You can't even imagine in what *ghmm* you got yourself into.^^ Today. Here. Many people's wishes intertwined. Those (wishes) were the ones that pulled you and are blocking your magic. That's why to telleport, you just need to exit the building.

Shaoran: And where's the exit here?

Fai (happilly): Let's ask the locals!^^ Hello, we came here from afar^^ Do you understand me? F-R-O-M A-F-A-R .

[alinahime]

part 13

And you just lay there on the sofa, drink and make fun of others! Gave us some useless stuffed thing! (keeps complaining)

Yuko: Someone, calm him down.

Fai: I'm afraid no one is able to do that, Yuko-san.

(Kurogane keeps complaining)

Kurogane: To maio, kemaio (afforism)! (looks up) Tomaio-hime!

Tomaio-hime: (sings russian children song) A dog can be biting, only because of dog's life.

Subaru: Yuko-san stop transporting people to here! We don't even know how to get out of here!

[alinahime]

part 12 Watanuki: Who drank? (silence) Who drank, i'm asking, dirty pigs?! All: Not me! (comunication device sound) Yooko: It's me! (with drunken voice) Sakura: Oh, and when did Yuko-san get to get so drunk? Yuko: Obviously, magic! Watanuki: Obviously, sake! Yuko: No way...it's pure spirit (alkohol)! Kurogane: Damn, witch! We're stuck here! Without feather! without magic! Kamui: without Food! Kurogane: Without food!

[alinahime]

part 11

Watanuki: She sent me here to find out why you're stuck here. Gave me a device (all gather around) with wich we will now measure the level of magic. And so..Let us begin!

(Ghost busters theme music)

Fai: Listen, we get here some weird music turning off and on periodically...Do you know what it is?

Watanuki: Don't mind it...it's just (sound) track. Hmm, lets continue.

(music again)

Watanuki: okaaay, the device started to overload, must be because of all the alcohol vapors in the air.

[alinahime]

part 10

Kamui: How much food!

2-nd shaoran: Aw, what a hungry kid! No one feeds the poor thing! Look how thin he got! Even attacks a dog!

Kurogane: Grrr

(Kamui backs away to Subaru)

off-screen: Step away, step aside! Watch out for the posters! Damn, what treatment i get!

(watanuki walks in)

She couldn't even telleport me to the needed place!

Shaoran: Watanuki, and how did you get here?

Watanuki: And you thought Yooko-san will investigate by herself?! How naive! (walks to them)

[alinahime]

Kamui: Mmrrmmffff

Subaru: Well, that he's food is possible. But i doubt that he has something to do with us stuck here.

Yoko: Oh my, my, my... (it's an untranslatable pun) Ok...Now even I am interested to where you so....LUCKILY...landed! Need to investigate it.

Yoko (to offscreen): Watanuki, more sake!

Shaoran: Kamui-san, Subaru-san, what are you doing here?

Kamui (letting go of Kuro's hand): Me, personaly...having dinner.

Sakura (walks towards him): Bon appetit! Just don't camp in public.

[alinahime]

part 9

[alinahime]

part 8

(pink panther music, 2-nd shaoran makes hooligan moves)

2-nd sh: Uti-puti !(it's not exatly translatable from russian, but general meaning is "come here you little")

Yoko: Someone, stop this maniac....Kurogane, drop your buisness (he understands literally and drops Fai) ...and go scout out the territory, and mark it whyle your at it ^^("who let the dogs out" music starts playing, dogs barking)

*chomp*

Off-screen: Kamui, spit that bad thing out.

(Kurogane, Kamui and Subaru walk in)

[alinahime]

Shaoran: Yoko-san, help us! There's absolutely nothing and no one here!

Yoko: What do you mean, no one? What about thousands pairs of eyes, staring at you with eager interest?

(sound of thunder, Fai jumps into Kuro's arms)

Fai: (not quite sure what he said here, i think it was "nii-san" or "kuro-san")

shaoran: And why are they staring at us?

Yoko: Well, even I was shocked, when i first saw you guys.

2-nd shaoran: I can easily fix that!

(pink panther music starts)

[alinahime]

part 7

[alinahime]

part 6

1-st shaoran: Yoko-san, do you know where we are? And how do we get out of here?

Yoko: Have no idea. I gotta go. Have a nice day^^

Kurogane: Stop, witch! You're lying! I'm sure you know everything. Your magic is working, right? Cause the communication is working just fine.

Yoko: No surprise, Mokona is a very primitive communication device.

Shaoran: Primitive? How much?

Yoko: This much.

(sound: "Connecting people" )

Kuro: I've always said that we got ripped off!

[alinahime]

Shaoran: Is there anyone? (Echo: Is there anyone?) Shaoran: Just somebody? 2-nd Voice: Just somebody! (2-nd Shaoran appears, both look suspiciously at each other) 2-nd shaoran: Where's the feather? 1-st shaoran: There is no feather. 2-nd sh: Then what am i doing here? And why can't I use magic? 1st Sh: I don't know, but i do know someone who might. (point to the screen at the back) Yuko: (on screen) Oh, hey guys! what's up? 2nd Sh: What's this shit? 1st Sh.: I just hate built-in subtitles!

[alinahime]

Part 4

Kurogane: This world, looks suspiciously alike to the one we've just been to!

Sakura: *leans towards shaoran* What bright light! Shaoran-kun, where are we? (she repeats the same thing lol)

Kurogane: *pissed off* You gotta be kidding me!

Shaoran: Mokona, why didn't we transport?

Mokona: It's not Mokona's fault! Something is blocking my magic!

Fai: Mokona is right, something is also blocking my magic.

Shaoran: Lets try to find the source of this strange power.

Shaoan: Hey!

(Echoes: Hey!)

[alinahime]

part 3

Kurogane: Shut it, I tell you! Not with children present! Let's faster find the feather and get the hell outa this weird world! Doughnut, where's the feather?

Mokona: There's no feather.

All: What do you mean, "no feather"?

Shaoran: Then why did we travel here?

Mokona: It's not Mokona's fault! Some strange power pulled us here!

Kurogane: Just great! We just waisted our time! Let's just get outta here already!

Mokona: Mokona-modoki, oki doki! Pu!

(music plays)

[alinahime]

part 2

Sakura: Kurogane-san, it's just every one of us really hopes to recognize in the new world our own home!

Fai: Yes, Sakura-chan, specially me! All nights long, i'm writting letters to king Ashura: "So, king, still sleeping? Coma doesn't let out yet? Chi, don't forget to inject him another dose of coffeine."

Kurogane: shut you mittens.

Fai: (showing his sleeves) I don't have mittens, I got sleeves to knee-length ^^

Kurogane: It's your tongue, that's knee-length!

Fai: and also...

[alinahime]

Ok, i'm gonna translate this, caus i'm russian, lol ^^ I couldn't clearly hear all the words, so some translation will be only approximate, sorry :)

(song plays)

Sakura: what bright light! Shaoran-kun, where are we?

Shaoran: We're in another world, sakura-hime, to find your missing feather.

Kurogane: How long will this go on? Every time we get transported to another world, and every time some smartass will ask "where are we?"! It's obviously, damn it, we're in another new world!

[lilcoco07]

oh god yes english!!! the skit looked so good and i want to laugh too!!!

[Moconalargsoel]

nooooooo q mal lo poco q entiendo se ve divertido!! no le pueden poner subtitulos en español!!!

[Helenzitinhazinha]

não tem legendado em português? T.T

[roxxilarissa]

who is syaoran?

[TamaFay]

I understand russian, it's not so hurd, but i don't know could i translate, but anyway, i might try

[DivisionVideo]

Try, please :)

[TamaFay]

ok, but could you send me the russians words, i just don't hear everything, what they're talking about.

[DivisionVideo]

Where to send the text?

[T3uba3a]

i would looooooooove subtitles...

[Evilhamster13]

translationz....

[MeOrTheWallpaper]

O_O subtitles. please. english translation of some sort, that's all i ask of you and then I'll be gone. pleeeeease!! I'll be your best friend forever!

[dnaqi]

wow...the whole ensemble! i love the attention to details.. <3

[SakuraClowHime200]

BOAH GREAT !!!! I'd have loved to see this

[Frostblume]

pleeeeaaaaaaaase translate it, it looks awesome!!!!!

[JustAPrayer]

I cannot understand a speck of Russian, and I still think this is well done. I love the part with the Space Time Witch. That was very well done.

[mangostaplez]

It was so friggin cute when Fai jumped into his arms.XD

Lol I love the music and when Watanuki comes in and there all being silly.XDDD

[DriftingFeather]

Can someone pretty please put english subtitles on this so that I can understands it? I would love to know whats happeneing because everything else is fab!!

Pretty pretty please? :-)

[DivisionVideo]

We shall try to make it!

Thanks for idea! :-)

Now at us it is a lot of preparation for new performances, but we shall try to make it as soon as possible :-)

[darrienluvr]

wow this is funny KAMUI!!!!!!! I WUV KAMUI!!

[SpandexTree]

wow, is it really russian? than i can get my friend to translate for me :P

[Cherryvoiderz]

I can't understand a word of what they are saying but the skit is funny enough!!! XD! I love the Yuuko! You guys look great and very accurate!!!

[RyerOrdStar]

What language is that anyway?

[DivisionVideo]

the Russian language

[maran2005]

wow o_o

unfortunatly i wasn´t able to understand a word |D

but your apperance really fits to the original chara!! (kuro-wan-wan is sooo tall xDD)

[DivisionVideo]

Thank you very much! :)