Coheed and Cambria Hearshot Kid Disaster

[18ZOMBiEZ18]

Claudio Sanchez is my God. Coheed and Cambria is my drug...

[thejokeristhebest94]

Fuck now I want a sandwich...

[retrodude13]

best intro ever

[SaracottaPie]

I love how this band is just so unashamedly prog rock <3 Singing about Mayo and not worrying that people will confuse it for the condiment.

[xXxNoxInvictusxXx]

@SaracottaPie I imagine that this is how that conversation went:

Claud, I need mayo...

Travis: Wait, what?

Claud: Mayo Deftinwolf

Tavis: I get it, but don't you think some asshole is going to say we're singing about condiments?

Claud: Fuck it. I NEED MAYOOOO

[epilepsieful]

"I need mayo"

and then he screams "this turkey sandwich is really dry" i think

[KnowledgeAndTheBeast]

I need horseradish, mother FUCKERS.

[canesrule96]

That chorus! so effin awesome and addicting.

[007Pogo]

I need Ketchup, your argument is invalid.

[dreadheadc]

claudio and the band has a hell of a story here.

[kpzmurphy]

General Mayo Deftinwolf

[RockstarBurnzy]

today my teacher gave me extra homework because i wouldnt turn off the ipod when this song was playing. totally worth it.

[TheShadowCross]

I NEED MUSTARD. I SHALL FAIL YOU NOW.

[Dshizznit69]

you guys are stupid >_> "mayo" is a person..

[GreenRacket]

@Dshizznit69 That's the joke.

[cdudeNYR]

"Still searching for your faith

in the arm that killed the president

relapse, waiting, here, for...

still searching for your face

in the crowd that buried New Mexico

I'll be waiting here"

haha made so many mistakes i had to re comment... been a long day.

[cdudeNYR]

bunch of straight fools. Mayo is a character. And this is their best song, I dont care what anyone says. "So what, I'm crazy... oh yeah." and "Still searching for your face

And the arm that killed the President

Relapse, waiting, here, for...

Still searching for your face

And the crowd that buried New Mexico

I'll be waiting here."

That is some absolutely BRILLIANT writing.

[ODSTD464]

Mayo's a guy. Not literally mayonnaise.

[mrfudgeyhead]

@ODSTD464

Or is that what they want you to think?!?!?!?!

That's what we like to call a double meaning...or metaphor.

Or whatever.

[MrKingvanilla83]

@mrfudgeyhead maybe claudio had a bad run in with some not so good mayonaise so he named a whole character after it. i like your thinking friend, there is no lying in you.

[ODSTD464]

@mrfudgeyhead no, it's mayo deftinwolf, ryan's "partner in crime."

[BUchRisZO]

MAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO naise

[aidanhd500]

1:50 i need mayo... I WONT FAIL YOU NOW!!!!!

[MrApplejackoff]

Claudio goes to fast food restaurant and orders a sandwich..so they deliver it but he bites it stops then screams I NEED MAYO!!!!! lol

[camgd500]

Overlords list of importantstuff

-guns

-henchmen

-battleship

-a virus to destroy the world

-mayo*(Important)*

[Shchphinkter11]

@camgd500 literally lol'd at this and had to cover my mouth because i wasnt expecting such a lol-worthy comment.

[shancav1000]

so what so i'm crazy....god i miss their old shit!!!!

[moogboog123]

If this has been stated I'm sorry, When he says he needs mayo he meens Mayo Deftenwolf. If you read the comics you know who he is....one evil son of a bitch

[mooseinsideacup]

alot of you coheed fans probably know this but when he says i need mayo hes referring to the SSTB comic series in which one of the main antagonists is a guy named Mayo Deftinwolf.......before the band made the albums Claudio thought of the story for the comics and all the coheed albums are either strongly or loosely based on those comics.......so theres a fun fact of the day!

[tropicalthunder232]

@mooseinsideacup lmao we all know my good sir....but sometimes a sense of humour is okay.

[NaveAdair]

Oh God, you're all fucked up for sure!

[mex1cution]

Claudio: I NEED MAYO!

Servant: I WONT FAIL YOU NOW!

Claudio:DEAR CAPTAIN SEND THE S.O.S WHEN WERE GONNA GO DOWN!

[weezproductions]

I love singing along to there songs but no one is better than Claudio Sanchez. Don't even try to oppose this.

[powa2dapeople]

waaaaaaagh!!! 0.26

i have to sing along to that

[iTrollAwlOverYew]

@powa2dapeople, I imagine that's what a pterodactyl sounds like.

[death1aliveatlast]

@iTrollAwlOverYew hey man i thing you need to get the shit out of your ears so you can appreciate some good music

[iTrollAwlOverYew]

@death1aliveatlast, well? Please enlighten me as to what "good" music is? I'm simply DYING to know.

:)

[bmx370]

@iTrollAwlOverYew coheed and cambria of course!!! :D

[iTrollAwlOverYew]

@bmx370, thumbs up for being my first "positive" responder - everyone else is being a cunt.

[iTrollAwlOverYew]

Oh, and in case you were referring to this song, I wasn't making fun of it with the "pterodactyl" comment. I was only trying to be humorous, fresh (to be honest I think that's what one would sound like; 0:26.)

[furfeyl]

@powa2dapeople yeah didnt you hear, this song is on the new rock band

[thecrystal28]

My friend walked out from the kitchen while I was singing along to this, it came out like. "I NEED MAYOO!!!" (He chimes in) "This sand-wich is dry!!" lol.

[wHoDaWaDa1]

@thecrystal28 L-O-FUCKING-L

[TheWherd]

what does he need mayo for? his sammich? lol

[oonemesisoo1337]

@TheWherd Mayo is the name of the evil overlords General in the storyline so its like hes screaming GET MAYO IN HERE NOW!

[TheWherd]

@oonemesisoo1337 hahaha i know who mayo deftinwolf is i was just trying to make a bad joke lol,

but hey thanks for trying to help out and not being a douche troll lol :)

[Coandca5]

I NEED MAYO, I WONT FAIL YOU NOW!

[chelley93]

Coheed and Cambria <3

Claudio Sanchez's voice is amazing <3

Music is amazing <3

The whole story line of their songs is awesome <3

Coheed and Cambria is the best <3

Don't hate, appreciate (:

[sidekickfeen8]

iFUCKEN LOVE COHEED

[craazycaat101]

coheed and cambria's musicc gives me chills swear downn

lovethemmm

[branjsmith94]

At first Claudio's voice is somewhat annoying, but the more you listen to the Heed, the more you become a Heedaholic. And trust me, for all you people out there that don't like his singing voice, let's hear you do as good as him. Yea, it's more high pitched than Justin Bieber but, it's clean and he doesn't stutter, which is amazing. The best singer ever next to Elvis Presley.

[MetalSystem91]

@branjsmith94 i disagree dude. but everyone's entitled to their own opinions

[tbleezy121]

fuck thos 2 people. go masturbate in the corner and cry.

[KhamnNacuri]

@hahaha1331

,then*

[MischievousHeart]

I love the beginning of this song. It's awesome! Hell, the whole song and album is pure awesome sauce!!!!!

[fathogGemini]

heard this song live; it is ten times more epic.

[MannyXj1]

I hate when people copy the highest rated comments in their own words. It's so annoying!

[TheMonstarVirus]

Claudio is and forever will be god. You know the feeling you get as you cum? Its Claudio who makes that happen.

[Josabeech]

If anyone is interested, I was lucky enough to meet the band at Download Festival. I asked Mic who it was that screamed at the beginning of Hearshot Kid Disaster, he said that in this version, Claudio screams but when they did it live, it was all Mic :)

[beyondbedandbathisme]

Claudiocore FTFW!

[pierce258]

Ohh man... I remember when I saw these guys back in 2004 when they were still relatively unknown at Warped Tour. I just graduated, got a lil drunk (yes i was underage lol), saw these guys and was up against the gate in the front row.. did some crowd surfing for a few songs. most amazing experience. ended up meeting Claudio after the show which was pretty cool. If you get the chance to see them take it. you won't regret it

[xXxladysman69xXx]

claudios voice is what makes coheed and cambria it wouldnt be that with out his voice plus its called nasal singing prime example of it is rush!

[trevinlovett]

@xXxladysman69xXx no its not.. its called falsetto whatever you are talking about is wrong. My sister is a Music teacher. where is your evidence? It's called falsetto.

[xXxladysman69xXx]

@trevinlovett thats the tech. term nasal is like the slang

[trevinlovett]

@xXxladysman69xXx Oh wow, now I feel like an A-hole. sorry.

[xXxladysman69xXx]

@trevinlovett nah its cool lol no worries

[logeywartooth]

idk what everyone's talking about story/comics wise, pshh

the guys just got a dry sandwich, hence the mayo, yum.

[T1M3TOWCC]

i need some mustard for my hot dog!

[hearshotkid91]

I fucking love this song (just look at the username)

I wish I had claudios voice.

[Paulwall66s]

@hearshotkid91 I love you and I'm not gay, you actually made your username after this song. That is a true coheed fan people. Not like those douches who heard welcome home on rock band and loved it but say that all the other songs are gay.

[hearshotkid91]

@Paulwall66s

haha, I absolutely love not only this song, but this entire album, as well as the rest of their songs, coheed is my absolute favorite band.

[seanfenrir]

@Paulwall66s Hey... I only like this band because of Welcome Home... LOLZ I couldn't say that with a straight face ( kidding btw). The first song I heard of them was In Keeping Secrets. Since then the've been my antidrug :P

[knuckleheadPaul]

i need miracle whip :P

[blooroo22]

okay, so of the newest amory wars, are there only two volumes? ten issues total?

[gow3420]

i need mayo!!!!

[Guitarhealssoul]

ha if you don't know he writes "Graphic Novels" then you'll never really understand the music.

[AlyCat112358]

Wait. xD He's really saying "I need Mayo!"?! Why the hell is he saying that? Is it a character's name? I still haven't read the books yet.

[rfogo14]

@AlyCat112358 yeah it's one of the characters names

[ns8722]

@AlyCat112358 mayo detinwulf is a character

[mambaKB24mvp]

don't ever make fun of claudio or u get beat

[TavenAkuma]

When Claudio screams "I need Mayo!", by God, give him the damn Mayo!!

[zombiemontage]

@TavenAkuma It's good for you.

[xXJAYWAGXx]

i need mayo.

[SergeantBeans]

lol I hate mayo =(

love this song =D

[Ericischode]

Fuck you alicoheed pwns primus te only ting primus as isLes claypool other than that they BLOW DICKS

[danicrow13]

@Ericischode you do know that Primus admits they suck right? lol

[AngryAli]

Such a ripoff of Primus...

[Sardimor]

bull shit

[RandomJackOfDoom]

If I were you, i'd fucking give him the Mayo.

[CrazyCracker994]

3:38

Love the sudden transition from screaming to really soft vocals, favourite part of the song =D

[Josabeech]

Can anyone confirm who it is that screams at first?

I think it's Mic cause he's done it live, but it could be the Claud...

[Darkfirelol1019]

It's mic.

[Josabeech]

How d'ya know?

[Darkfirelol1019]

How do i know what? That mic screams it? That's because Mic ALWAYS screams it in concert.

[Josabeech]

True, but you can't tell me that it sounds exactly the same.

And when they did at Neverender, the scream was obviously prerecorded.

And have you heard Mic in conversation? No way could a load of screaming on tour could leave his voice so perfect and clear.

[Darkfirelol1019]

In 2001 he could bro.

[Josabeech]

True, you're probably right :)

If I ever meet Coheed, I'm well going to ask them who the fuck was screaming on SSTB.

[MAandS]

@Josabeech it sounds like mic to me and he always screams in concert. and in this song live he does it..... and it soudns just like em.

[PhatLarkin]

There's a video on youtube of them playing this and Mic screams it at the beginning. from that I've always assumed it was Mic.

[mstwntd69]

@Josabeech I'm just saying that people practice screaming so it doesn't ruin their voice. I've been screaming for 2 years now

[IAmTheWar]

@Josabeech :P,mic does about 80% of coheeds screams,claudio the other 20,while he sings...like for example,in everything evil live,he screams there most of the time alot...but mic usually do does the "regular" screams,like in this song,and in most of the songs where you hear screaming in the background :O travis screams SOMETIMES i think,but not often

[Josabeech]

I remember Travis screaming when they did the cover of the Trooper at Neverender. Can't think of anything else that he screamed...

[IAmTheWar]

xDDDD,yeah,travis sung an entire verse then i believe....he's not bad :O but yeah,he doesnt scream much,he does do alot of backing though...

mic's a beast :P

[PrizeFInferno]

Travis's voice is too dull for my liking. but he's beast at guitar

[Josabeech]

Truth, I do like Nostalgia in Stereo, he really shines through as a vocalist. Acquired taste and all that, can't compare to the Claud, though.

[em2kid]

your all wrong Freddie Mercury is one of the best

[Darkfirelol1019]

He is superior.

[jaab3z]

i need mayo!

[stayc13xx]

I AM IN LOVE WITH COHEED!!!

[Spazzarro]

A wee bit out of my "genre box" but I fuckin' love them, really amazing, still don't really get their whole story though lol I'll have to look into these comics

[zombieninja28]

The scream at the start... Dear God...

[IAmTheWar]

OH man.....Bass/Vocals in this song,combined at the end with the fucking epic screams(mic is a BEAST!),Enough to make a grown man weep,That's for sure.

[sporkjuice]

I prefer the term "Broheed".

[Nevermoresorrow1]

I love coheed so much! i dnt know y everybody hates on claudios voice tho!!!! How come they wnt hate on the lead singer for rush?! listen to his squeaky voice!!! lol cant wait till april!! =)

[Darkfirelol1019]

He doesn't really have a High voice anymoer.

[Nevermoresorrow1]

No not anymore. they have to down tune there guitars now.. I miss his high voice tho. but his voice now is kickass still!

[lespaulspecial9]

yeah he has acid reflux. thats why they have to backup vocalists live.

[PaperclipMessiah]

squeaky voice??? geddy lee is one of the most talented vocalist of all time. Claudio is good, but geddy is a legend.

[Swordfreak24]

gtfoh

[usernamesaregay1]

Geddy is very talented as well, but i don't even think his voice is even comparable to Claudio's. Not saying Claudio is any better, they're just so different

[hahaha1331]

If you hate on Claudio's voice than F**K YOU!!! He's a god in my eyes... I just found out the other day that he writes comics!!! Don't get much better than that. =]

[xxDISCRETExHUNTERxx]

The whole band is about the comics..duuh.

[hahaha1331]

Yeah I get that now haha i just never knew about the comics until the other day.

[Nevermoresorrow1]

Me HATE claudios voice?1 FUCK no! claudio has a beautiful voice. idc what other ppl thinks. Hes a GOD. end of story =)

[xdabomyox]

@hahaha1331 CLAUDIO IS GOD!!! HIS VOICE IS ONE OF A KIND, NOBODY CAN IMITATE! FUCK YOU HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!

[okeydokeyism]

i agree

[coolbreeze101b]

@xdabomyox I always try never works out lol

[xxassfirexx]

@xdabomyox

Idk, have you ever listened to Rush? =D anyways I love Claudio and his voice now... and forever. =]

[thomasArhg]

@xdabomyox Ever heard of Rush man? I love Coheed but Rush had the voice first.

[KhamnNacuri]

@thomasArhg Nice one. Agreed; Co&Ca is essentially a more recent generation's version of Rush.

[EpsilonX]

@KhamnNacuri just cuz the voice is extremely similar doesn't mean they're similar bands...

[KhamnNacuri]

@EpsilonX Also, all of their songs either relate to an overarching, recurring story, or tell a story in themselves.

[EpsilonX]

@KhamnNacuri yea lol there's even comic books about it, and the prize fighter inferno is more of the story from a different character's point of view

[KhamnNacuri]

@thomasArhg And, like you said, nothing against Co&Ca.

[DarkAmbellina]

@xdabomyox Um... not meaning to anger you and please don't curse at me i'm only 14, but I can imitate Claudio's voice pretty well.

[xdabomyox]

@DarkAmbellina ha nah dude if i could imitate his voice i would start a coheed and cambria cover band. thats something to be proud of.

[tennislaurence2]

@hahaha1331 seriously how the fuck did you not know he writes comics?? do you even know what coheed and cambria is?? every song has a connection to a part of the story he writes in his comics thats why year of the black rainbow there is a big book

[Mastashakenbake]

@hahaha1331 The whole fuckin band is based on the comic.

[atticusthebum]

@Mastashakenbake The whole band is based on a story that the comic is also based on. The comic didn't come until later.

[Paulwall66s]

@atticusthebum your obviously retarded, every song is based off of the comic books. if you read the comics you'd understand. they didn't just make up a story for the music, claudio writes the comics and then makes the lyrics out of the stuff that happens in them.

[fullmetalfan32]

@Paulwall66s Actually he does them at the same time, but usually the songs first. The comic book series for IKSOSE:3 isn't finished yet. and Claudio wants to redo The Good Apollo volume 1, because he didn't think it was as good as it could have been. Calm yourself, man, you're gonna have a migraine.

[whathelephant1251]

@hahaha1331 ignorant ass hole. you are probably like five

[ChaostheClown]

@hahaha1331 dude, i totally agree!! I use to make prog music with my bassist friend til he left n coheed was a HUGE influence. now i make folk punk with another pal of mind and he doesn't like coheed, and i think he's crazy. he loves their instrumentals, like guitars n shit, but hates the voice. i think he's crazy. idk how he can love his folk punk as much as he does n not love claudio's voice. it doesn't make much sense as a musician to me.

[TheJbd00d]

@hahaha1331 hell yeah i agree claudios voice is amazing

[pierce258]

@hahaha1331 lol how did you JUST find the comic thing out?! That's been goin on for ages, chief :)

[larry52333]

@hahaha1331 Yes, and not only that, but the comics he right corrispond with the music. The lyrics of Coheed's music narrate the story line. And yes, Claudio is a god.

[foofan485]

@hahaha1331 i like coheed and cambria as much as the next guy but is really so wrong to have an opinion about something?

[Midnah8]

i fall in love with co&ca over and over again.. yay :D <3

[justkaz714]

Good song! The best part is the chorus.. the rest is mediocre actually. The chorus really does it for me. Are they still around?

[skateordie431]

Who, coheed? They have 3 other albums!

[munin616]

plus prize fighter inferno many EPs and they have already announced the 5th is going to be a prequel to the first four

[1coldjosh]

yep

[Kidocelot]

sick song!!!

[LOGANOFORCOHEED]

not just emotional, man. its based on a science-fiction comic of claudio's life. and yeah, thesagekills, its hard to tell sometimes.

[XJunesongXProvisionX]

Its "Scream sayonara" not sweet....honest mistake. I love playing this song....it just pumps you full of emotion....coheed songs are the most emotional songs I have ever played or heard. They are the best.

[LOGANOFORCOHEED]

greatest song in history. i wish i could meet claudio. he is the genius behind it all...

[TREYISBOMB]

brutal beginig!

[TheSagekills]

yeah you know that... whats there song sweet sianar oh ey oh

[kojikitsune]

devil in jersey city.

[gamej]

devil in jersey city?

[rcrhoops]

..... no..... Hearshot Kid Disaster......

[gamej]

No , i was replying to the other guys comment . lol.

[rcrhoops]

OH! lol my bad.

[gamej]

No problem , fellow coheedian :]

[rcrhoops]

:D Coheedian

[kreeper887]

i'm an important person in cohedia... a governors aide.

[Tails0456]

I Need Mayo

[TheCamperVelorium]

okay i have almost te whole song to comic thing figured out butwtf is this song is bout?

[thisrazorblade123]

this song is soon after they are taken on mayos ship to paris: earth i need mayo is wilhem ryan talking to the people on the ship including mayo because the ship is crashing and all the people are dead from coheed i think :]

[getsomeee15]

This song is badass.

[2Koranteng]

gotta love the intro!

[skateordie431]

I try to like the rest of this song pretty hard...but I have to say the Intro and the scream is the only part I really like. The intro is so sick...and then it gets fucked up sorta. Don't get me wrong I love coheed.

[trogdororeo]

Yeah it sounds like two different songs. It's intentional though. Not that this is a bad song at all but probably one of the weaker ones on the album.

[HappyFoxIsHappy]

I need keeetchup!

*chorus*I neeeeed ketchupppp*chorus*

[Maraudernumber2]

Gay.

[mrsgrimmjowjaggerjak]

i need to buy this album

like now