Robyn Konichiwa Bitches

[stars162519]

lol, class!!!!!

[HinFoo]

145 didnt say yum yum when they got cum in their mouth

[careerofbeingblue]

HAhahaha, rumpaaaa! :)

[KinguNoKin]

She invented Minecraft. 1:04

[belovedSin89]

Right now you're probably thinking "how she get in them jeans", well I'm gifted all natural and bursting the seams. WORD.

[XTDRAGON]

wow...you suck

[RaphaClassic]

"See you next tuesday, you is a punk" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[africkinamerican]

ohhhhhh so THIS is "Robyn". awesome video.

actually tho, it takes more booty than that to "burst the seams. b ut i'll give her the poetic license to say that just because it sounds good and because it's not her fault she was born white.....

2:50 LOLz

[MattTheOak]

@africkinamerican wow, what a stupid thing to dwell on

[Jesivotchka]

This is the best video ever.

[NikoKorb]

A-ha. Konichiwa bitches.

[russenjin]

Konichiwa Bitches



[Guitarscreech06]

the warped brainhcild of swedish goof and japanese overall WTF-ness [bizarro world over there]... omg

[WiiClassic2usb]

I can't believe this is the same girl who did the songs "Show Me Love" and "Do You Know What It Takes" back in the 90's, boring watery ass lyrics with the common S-Club7, Brittany Spears, Mandy Moore sound, but now she actually makes creative and imaginative music. I hear her newer stuff all the time on C 89.5 in Seattle and didn't even know they were the same "Robyn," lol... Love the 8-bit NES style sounds and humorous/nerdy rhymes in this and "Fembot."

[a15gregjockca]

@Guitarscreech06 swedes are mentally screwed. trust me. they'll burn your house down and dance the disco after.

[a16gregjockca]

@a15gregjockca bitch, word. i've SEEN it happen. swedes are sick inbred fucks. it's something in the milk.

[MCd33p]

nice john b remix on this track

[doublehazelshot]

to 135 who dislike this: konnichiwa bitches!!

[ewelllle]

wtf

[mspageifunasty]

hahahaha. i love this.

robyn is my new favorite for sure.

[Zayel00]

So awesoooome.

[ohOliviax]

robyn has such a cute, almost sultry voice.

[lilarenasguibe]

belle!

[skrabban60]

"Don´t Fucking Tell Me What To Do". New song by Robyn. Check it @ my channel.

[JabberwockySupafly]

Solid! I like it!

[splifferdelthathug]

Good song and never forget youngsters:

The WU Tang invented that "Konichi wa Bitches"-term

[ishowutouch]

the monkey suit guy, i have the same snowboard jacket. legit.

[mezerome]

kanye west ft lil wayne - barry bonds!?!

[sharicecirilo]

The action, which elects to retain a period. See this film free @ Movie Watcher. US

[jotner]

this song sucks

[antinodoctors]

cool video...worst lyrics of all time. like a more creative more swedish gwen stefani.

[kilalamina]

i love this song

[kairisorarikunavpree]

the video is so weird but i like the song =3

[dendangtamanlawang]

THATS ALL PUNKS!

[artfullobserver]

ya i know the punk...LOL

[14274994]

she's great!

[aandrebs90]

ahahah this video is so fun!! if only every artist were so original...

[Kenshi2k7]

@aandrebs90 i hate ppl who keep on saying this is shit - its weird and funny and i dont think shes suppose to take it too seriously but then u see her songs every heartbeat and be mine in fact the albums amazing- its a test to her creativity!! dont u think?

[maudy4]

She quit her day job like 13 years ago stupid! She is brilliant!

[Narxist]

if you quit your day job, you fucked up

[afterwardswhat]

hahaha, shes been like the biggest thing in sweden for over a decade

[reefrash00]

What a crap video to a great song. This song is the shit, and I imagined it way different. Her agent should be fired. Looks like it tries to be like Eminen. This song is sexy, but it's messed up. Don't try to be like Eminem unless you have a good producer, and can match it. Unless you spent a good amount of time in Japan, then piss off. Robyn must be dumb as hell.

[Sacktacular]

yes

[MidWestMillyMil]

LMFAO!!! I love it!!!

[kitten762]

WTF??

this was so weird

[MHASSANF]

LMAO this songs hillarious ahhahaha

[gedren56]

i've heard this song before and never saw the video until today. all i can say is WTF, and i mean that in the most flattering way possible.

[bainz12345]

omg this song is so bad

shit man

[uncommonjustme]

lol

[Antillektuell]

ok so she watched chapelles show??

[Krymson1978]

I just think it's funny that the capital letters in "C U Next Tuesday..." spell a word ;)

[indigoPeick]

oh jesus! you're right! how come I've never noticed that before!?

[Krymson1978]

Probably because I'm pretty awesome that way ;)

[indigoPeick]

Yes, touché mr. Krymson x)

[docd1o1]

yeah this song style reminded me of missy elliot but the video was too good. i love it. her album is great.

[ilove2sing23]

Her flow in this song kinda reminds me of Missy Elliott.. I love it though!!

[MooMoo379]

Are you swedish??? I am and half American!

[nebulasy8]

Robyn, this is very fresh and cool -- the vid, lyrics and all -- keep up the good work!

[zipzapzop91]

hey that's actually pretty nice ;D

[starywinkle]

ha ha she reminds me of pink :] just younger and less boyish

[capfudge]

They're both the same age, 29. Actually, Robyn is two months older than Pink.

[capfudge]

I'm sorry, three months.

[camcamz1]

Sounds like that chick from digable planets..

[RockschlumpfOo]

It's a little bit like Gwen Stefani i think (:

But it's very cool.

I Like Her.

[kejsmann]

she used samples from "close to me" the cure...am i wrong?

[WulfBand]

WTF is this,,,,did she ever go to school. My 5 year old can write better and more intellegent lyrics than this kindergarden BS.

[onlywinter]

It's more of a parody, I believe.

[sully4792]

she is definatly the best norwegian singer out there

[reignJesus]

she's swedish

[sully4792]

she norwegian dumbass

[mmmoniaaa]

Swedish

[absurdicion]

swedish or norwegian, where's the difference? they are Germanic brothers.

[Dandersnuff]

@absurdicion

There's a big difference .__.'

[reignJesus]

she's Swedish unless she accidentally called herself that

[NiCi1220]

..fett..

[nubiangoddess3]

I love it....

[Kinkylynxy]

That was scary

[SlashPlosion]

lol I like this song it reminds me of lefteye's block party

[YUNA2201]

Bad song. She has better songs usually...

[amberliii]

the fact is many ppl do like these songs, and guess wat, japs do buy them and loves it

[nicholas868]

what a set off crap what the hell wromg with robyn she gone so bad she think she go japan an sing something crappy and the japanese ppl will buy it

[funhunter671]

In the Japanese tongue it's about inflection, one word can mean many things, based on how you say it...inflection. The Japanese language is beautiful and complicated..yet simple once you understand, one word can mean 7 different values based on HOW you say it. Have some respect, and don't be so fast to criticize. Konichiwa has many different flavors, learn and enjoy. Don't be a hater...the world has too many.

[BTkid]

@funhunter671 Hai konnichiwa is a greeting, mainly commenting on the mid afternoon, but it literally means "this afternoon" but can mean, hello, etc. Hai Nihongo wa totemo muzukashii datto omoimasu, demo, tanoshii desu yo(Japanese is difficult but is fun too)

[sense2009]

@funhunter671 You're talking about Chinese. Japanese is totally toneless language

[a15gregjockca]

@sense2009 you stupid slut. read a book. japanese has tones but your subtle nigger mind can't grasp it.

[BabyPinkNdSexiiePink]

meh

[Got2HaveBud]

WTF is the point of this goddamn stupid ass song?

[attma1]

uh it must be older than handle me! maybe dats why she doesnt hav hairy eyebrows

[RavenNightcrawler]

what happened to her eyebrows in "handle me"?

[LATiiNAHUNNi06]

haha shes so funny.

i love this video.

[hikat23]

Konichiwa is japanise for hello, but shes talking about stuff from china

[Daleco0810]

Your wrong, It is Japanese for Good Day.

[mageoverload]

actually, its for good morning :P

[TRiCKSYvendetta]

actually that's Ohayou

[thisstrongheart]

Konichiwa is her record label.

[carolynkhoeun]

Very funky and catchy. Makes you want to cabbage patch, ridiculously.

[xSlipknoTTx]

hahaha !!! 'see you next tuesday. you is a punk' ... hah. i LOVE it. :PP grrrreeat vid. love the song also ... just .. awesome. :D

[SoloHero]

"Busy on the mike since the day I was WHAT?"

[ninana]

First verse!

[Nischna]

haha.. miss beijing and saigon aren't even asian..XD

great vid though!

[BoyWithBlackWings07]

Yeah they are they're in China!

[Nischna]

No, I mean the girls in the video.. look at them. they are not asian..

[BoyWithBlackWings07]

I can't really tell from the shots but I see wat u mean :)

[whitetailhunta]

SEXY...

[1EP1]

...

[brianablahh]

best video ever,and the song is awesome.

i loveddd thissss.(:

[dizzzymushroom]

Haha, this is the best video i've seen in a while

:D

[lisastienstra]

funkytune and zanyinsane lyrics!

upbeat!

[URdadROXmySOX]

this is the only good video by her

[tubbieb]

how is this scary?! this freaking great...but then again i love robyn..i wanna ..you know what...her! hahhahaha

[samprastherabbit]

haha! same here old bean! :P

[chilltownian]

Love this.

[kitkatgemini]

ah hahahahahaha... ryyyyyt:P funni

[1kiloofbrains]

I wonder what is smart for you?

[simmaren87]

Like I said before, she´s a genious. This is so funny. I love it!!!!!!

[indiegrungepunk]

hahahahaha..ruller på gulvet i latter.digger Robyn altså!

[nettanswe]

this is great robyn !

electro music is the shit;)

great video !

[xVictoriaSecretx]

oke its bad but..

[lollyrokk]

ohh my fcking god wht was all that about i do like her song but that was just like wtf!!!!

[planman94]

omg, that was scary lol

[dunkelheit27]

deficiente...

bastante estúpido el vídeo....

[eathospitalfood]

Hey - is it only me who thinks that the sumo wrestler (02:12) looks like Justin Timberlake?

[r8ght]

It's actually him there. He gained some kilos in order to play the role.

[ckaper]

lol its so bad but i cant stop watching it.

[punkadd]

this shit it fucking retarded!

lol wtf?!

[diablecita]

this cannot sell... is so cheap

even the girl is not so pretty

[EdDoesKylie]

lmao well harsh

[jonian22]

Im in love with this girl

the video is great but the song sgot only text reading not singing, anyway good job, best artist

[1994tabb]

c u next tuesday u is a punk.. lmfao. c u next tuesday..

c.u.n.t ;)

[Leodiensian]

Hmm.. I like the video but the song.. eh.

[NoirFemme]

lmfao...I love this song and this video. It is so hilarious.

[erte2004]

reminds me a little of pumpkin soup by Kate Nash

[1978419]

the lyrics are horrible but i'd tap that

[czechmateiwin]

okay. i am officially obsessed with this girl.

[lordfooby]

endings funny

[wellacre07]

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ POW!

[wellacre07]

lick my ass crack bitches

[wellacre07]

sucks dick

[wellacre07]

robyn sucks ass

[wellacre07]

btw if you dint figure it out from my last comment ill simplify it...

THIS SONGS SHIT!

[wellacre07]

what the fuck did i just watch... is this song a joke? what has happened to the music industry.

this song sucks semi erect donkey dick.

buzzzzzzzzz POW!

[CheAshBri]

thats what i said

[Msandroid]

Awful.

[B3tw1xtL1ght]

Lol I love this song. It's so random and makes me wanna go crazy. And today is her birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBYN!!!!!

[00anouk]

I'm so very hot that when I robe your mainson you wont call the cops you call the fire station

[NikolaGHT]

My TOP SINGER! Robyn i love you!

[SweeTipiez]

REMINDS ME OF BLUES CLUES

[CheAshBri]

hah

[mostlyopenminded]

OH she's just so fun, random crazy, I'd love to be her friend as pathetic o_O as it sounds!

[bballvarsity24]

I would too!! lol. She's in my top five artist as of now.

[tonierose]

can someone tell me where i can get the instrumental of this song???????????? tnx

[carolynkhoeun]

Robyn, you are so wicked. Reminds me of another version of M.I.A.. Just great shit.

[CheAshBri]

Never in your life compare her to M.I.A! M.I.A has style, class and beauty! Robyn looks like a man and has horrible songs in my opinion. The lyrics are just so dumb!

[carolynkhoeun]

I have great respect for them both. Robyn does look manly and all, but I see where you're going. Though still, it's similar somewhat.

[CheAshBri]

Mhmm Mhmm

[zuzu626]

lol i love this song+video

[fender420strat]

this video is awesome sick i love it this girl is slick like rick

[Enigma784]

For those who don't realize why she spells it Konichiwa:

She's not talking about the actual Japanese saying for hello. She's talking about her new record label, which is spelled Konichiwa!

[theblank123456]

and biting methodman.

dick.

[AndThenIDied]

She's so cute, I really like this song and Robyn :'D

[Moryton]

Robyn ruined my joke. It was supposed to be "KONNICHIWA, MOTHAFUCKAAA!"

[lisalisalisa90]

When i see her im proud of bein Swedish!:) U go girl, love ur style, ur son, ur voice, ur look, just everythin. U guys prolly didn't know, she has been a real star in Sweden for a long time but now, finally she makes it in the united states. couldn't be more proud of her!

[Karakas4]

The monkey reminds me of Flat Eric, though. And the references to all those YouTube vids like the ping pong battle are obvious.

[Karakas4]

MONKEYS! Can't help it but to give thumps up!

[Mark13214]

the endings gud

but it only had the chorus once....

[loudisloud]

This proves that ABBA is Sweden's one and only contribution to the world of pop music. Be proud, Swedes.

[r8ght]

and your post proves that you can't get enuff from Robyn's music.

[mallamace]

This is hot!

[adamfizz]

unstun/stun. haha. i think those are the only two options you need in life! what a song as well.