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  • if i only had a pickle

  • if only i had my friend back </3

  • If I only had a Valentine :(

  • if i only had a boyfriend who stalks me in the middle of the night!!!!!!!

  • If I only had a butter covered lobster trying to eat itself! LOL!!!!

  • I -3 u and u remind me soooooo much of myself!!!!!!!!!

  • i love you ! you are amazing !!

  • I love you so much you're the best role model ever and I watch ur videos every day like twice. <3

  • i wish i culd get an ipos from yew i really need one or a virgin mobile cell phone charger!!!:'(

  • If i only had a chicken wing :)

  • if i only be pretty like u

  • Only if i had a hobo next to me eating a big tennis racket while he stares at me uncomfortably. :D

  • If I only had a friend like you

  • If i only had a fire breathing catt! (:

  • only if i had a cupcake eating mouse who plays flute terriblely and skates and has a whole bunch of dreams about her good life

  • if i only had a you

  • If I only had a chicken eating turkey who also liked ham.

  • if i only had a midget eating stawberry suckin fart waffle :3

  • if only I had a f***ing sandwich, I'm starving!

  • if i only had him right here beside me:)

  • 716 people don't use dressing.

  • Brittani, you're so pretty, when have you ever felt insecure

  • If I only had a BLT!LOL

  • if i only had a pinaple that would sing ring ring ring banana phone

  • if i only had a cupcake

  • if i only had a chicken :))

  • i have tht type of turtle and the one tht swims!!!!

  • oh if i only had a better comment

  • i agree zebras r sooo sexy with the stripiness

  • if a only had had a monkey sing to me!

  • if I only had a pet Zebra.OH and I saw one at a fair loved It so much out of it.I LOVE YOU HOT ZEBRA!

  • If i only Could Meet Brittiani Taylor!

  • only if i had a cookie,what i do

  • If only I had a life

  • if only i had a head!

  • wow just stayed up forever watching your videos

  • if i only had a gud englissh techer

  • I'm not perfect, you're not perfect.

    So what you got, work it!

  • if i only haded a five milloin son of a lobster

  • If I only had a yellow, two timing,bacon making, bagel eating son of a lobster.

  • if only i had a british bf. or italien. i <3 their accents!!!!

  • if only i could win but hey i just signed up so it's cool

  • if i only had a a pen so i could write i love your videos 100000000000 times (:

  • if i onle had a penis...

  • if i only had to be rich

  • if i only had a GUN..........i would stare at it

  • If i only had a cookie so my brother would stop beating me for one 8D

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  • If i only had a giant brittani to protect me from the scary videos on youtube :~)X

  • if i only had a pair of pants, so i wouldn't be i my underpants

  • if i only had a wardrobe portal to narniaaa!

  • BAM its spam time!

  • if only. I had a DINO ;)

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  • if only i had a magic gene who granted me wishes...........

  • If I Only Had A Shane Dawson

  • If only i had a Justin Bieber

  • if only I had a pet

  • Gosh, if I only had a life .. xD

  • If I only had a brain...

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  • I Love BLT! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! Please, I really want an iPad 2... Thanks for the opportunity! <3 SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!

  • if i only had a ipad2

  • SPAMMING EVERY SOS FOR IPAD

  • If I only had a boyfriend

    I would be happy

  • if i only had a cupcake eating a kittin while the kittin is eat fish while the fish is drinking water!!!!

  • if i only had a left nut... my right one's getting lonely :(

  • haha

  • if only i had a cupcake :3

  • if i only had a giant chocolate niple with a mushroom growing on it

  • if only i had a squirrel :D-<--<

  • if i only had a heart

  • because plain is just n-n-n-nasty!

  • if only i had a unicorn :(

  • @lolalovesya99 Haha, I made a video response saying that! :D

  • If I only hads b00bs..... ;D

  • i think she kinda copied off of RayWilliamJohnson

  • retarded. you have nothing good to talk about. go suck a fat one.

  • if i only had a ak 47 to shoot your head of jk lol

  • if i only had a hobbo sleeping on my couch ahhhhh

  • if i only had a pickled chicken nugget deep fried in cotton candy :)

  • if i only had a unicorn that eats butterflies and poops out ranibows

  • if only i had a cat that had 3 heads and breathed acid fire with a army of evil lolipops,frozen yogurt and cupcakes

  • if i only had a iphone

  • if only I had a wig cap, cuz that bootie i got at the shoe store really isn't working out

  • Only If I Had A DIck

  • damn you suck

  • if only i had a baseball bat. (long story)

  • OH MY GOSH!! I dance with those girls in the video response!!

  • if i only had ipod with internet so i can watch u videos more often

  • if only i had a machine to stop time so i can see all of your vids

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  • IF I ONLY HAD A BLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • If I only had a miniature Brittani!

  • if i only had a cool parent i would do anything what i want to do

  • If i only had a fire breathing dog 2 kill ever1

  • If only i had a boy named Justin BIeber in my house!

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  • if only i had a llama

  • if i only had a ice shooting snake...

  • if i only had a ............... ninja i could get every one to BACK OFFFFF!

  • if only i had a banana waring a hat

  • @avatarninjacat no i think it was a picture of justin bieber....

  • if i only had a kitten that ate a turtle that ate a fly that ate a spider tat a a poop

  • Was Shane Dawson taped to that girls face? O.o lolz

  • if only i had dogs to give to charity for health to babies :))))))))

  • if i only had a crumping cat that could talk and it would have 8 toes,,,,,on each feet

  • only if i had Fat Nerd ):

  • if only i had the chance to meet brittani louise taylor...or shane dawson...wouldnt that be fun :) thumbs up if you love both of them!

  • only if i had a talking tutle !

  • if i only had a giant FAP stick :P.............. you want to touch my cheese ball?!

  • if i had a muffin

  • if i only had a friend in the world

  • if i only had you

  • if i only had a cat that pooped glitter while kissing a donkey riding a purple elephant making out with a unicorn .

  • If I only had a brain ;(

  • if i only had as many veiwers and comments n subscriberz as yew or shane D. :(

  • if i only had a ipanda

  • if i only had a better singing voice........i suck........go ahead, look at my channel....i SUCK

  • if i only had a crying barney from ur other video

  • If only I had a bunch of money.... I WOULD PWN THE WORLD!!! Uhh... Random??

  • If i only had a HOT guy that followed me around EVERYWHERE!!!

  • if i had a flower or a dog or a dog eating a flower or a flower eating a dog

  • If I only had a rope to strangle justin bieber with :(

  • and my head i'de be scratching while my thoughts were busy hatching if i only had a BRAIN! ......... The Wizard of Oz..... anyone....... -__-"

  • If I only had a life other than watching youtube videos

  • if i only had a, brain that works :L

  • if i only had a farting dog named non-farting dog that had kittens on purpose and killed everyone from an acid fart that destroyed the world :D

  • if i only had a brittani louise taylor

  • HAHA I HAS A TURTLE!!!! HIS NAME IS NICK :P

  • i wish ur voice would stay in that little chipmonk voice u seem funnier hehehe just saying and not in a mean way

  • IF I HAD ONLY A BIG i PAD TOUCH?

    iF i ONLY HAD A WOLF THat eats jUSTIN BEAVERS:)

  • If I only had Justin Bieber, or a ant ,or a ant eating Justin Bieber! <3

  • your'e awesome dude i wish i was like you .........(are you really bad at blackops )

  • how do you keep your skin so clear

  • If I only had a pickole yeah i would eat it an rub my tumie an say yum yum yum 1times

  • if i only had a two faced monkey eating banana eating a piece of white dodo

  • if i had a retarded brother i would slap him silly!

  • If I only had a pickle I wouldnt be hungry :/

  • If I only had a mother that diddnt walk around naked in the house

  • if i only had a: mother who loved me!

  • if i only have a super powers

  • if i only was a actor, or a singer, or a singing actor . . . . .BUT TOO BAD IM A FREAKING CHIKEN 

  • IF I ONLY HAD A HEART! HAHAHAHAH

  • If only I was famous :(

  • if i only had a cup of pudding

  • If only my sister didnt have disabilaties... :(

  • if i only had a pubic hair, then i would be sooo popular!!! like duh.

  • if only i had a mother fudging COOKIE with EXTRA FUDGING CHOCLATE

  • that day was my birthday

  • If I only had a Taylor lautner

  • if i only had a white iphone 4 or 4th gen. ipod touch

  • only if i had a million dollars i would take the universe out to dinner

  • if only i had a CUPCAKE!!!!!

  • If I only had The IPhone4 and The IPod tough the 4th generation 8 gb

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  • If i only had a random colored balloon.

    <3

  • If only I had someone to notice me...

  • if i only had a v8

  • If only i had a brittani louise taylor shirt

  • if i only had a pony that pooops golden eggs and spits rainbows an it flys

  • if i only had a strawberry eating turtle!

  • if i only had a boob job

  • if i only had a ipod touch 4th generation 8 gb

  • i have that top!!! i think...