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  • I also have a pet that comes out looking for females on wet nights :D

  • those fangs can punch thru leather

  • u can hear him say in 0:19 ..

  • I would have to say the Brazilian Wandering Spider is the most dangerous.

  • Most venomous in the world, and aggresive as well, Northern Tree Funnel Web, cousin of the next most venomous in the entire world, Sydney Funnel Web spider (Atrax Robustus)

  • Flip sake thats big !

  • Its not a spider its a toy

  • I'd argue that Phoneutria Fera is more dangerous because it's more agressive and will bite even unprovoked.

  • They can live for 30 YEARS???

  • If this is the world's dangerous spider,

    then why the fuck are there children there?

  • 0:01

  • Jeff Daniels killed you in 1990. He can do it again!

  • I've found 3 funnel webs in my pool. 1 of them was still alive and almost bit me.

  • I'll stick with a Phidippus Putnami, that Sydney is one mean looking spider.

  • ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats distgusting

  • wow its everywhere, whos penis is bigger, the brazilian spider or the australian, lol brazil has a deadly spider, the most toxic, australia has by far a MUCH MUCH larger variety of spiders that can kill you lol, fuck getting bitten by any of them.

    i would rather sleep on the floor of a brazilian forest then the australian outback thats for sure.

  • there's a serious mistake commonly popping up here; spiders are NOT poisonous, they're venomous

  • @Username37J Agreed but some spiders have "poison" fangs..

  • @Username37J What is the difference?

  • @cormermusic poison is generated by an organism through outside occurrences, mostly diet, and is made to be ingested, while venom is developed by the organism with the express intent to kill, and is injected through the skin.

  • Err sorry but shelob is the world's most dangerous spider.

  • No it's not the world's most dangerous spider the Brazilian wandering spider is FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @AL140631

    he`s right the brazilian wandering spider is number one poison spiders

  • @AL140631 Nope, the Brazilian is the most venomous, not the most dangerous. Don't confuse the two.

  • @MusicalAndTall look m8 the Brazilian is a far more aggressive spider it doesn't just bite it jumps and bites repeatedly and every bite it inject's a large dose of venom. So face it we beat you at cricket and Brazil beat's you at spiders. LOSER !!!

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  • I hate bloody spiders - I end up with these funnel webs in my pool all the time

  • Great! Yet another thing to be worried about in Australia -.- It's not like we don't have enough from the "World's most dangerous" list

  • NOM NOM NOM NOM

  • I believe that one turns you into batman.

  • I hate spiders too kickass. :(

  • I've never known Sydney funnel web spiders to be sexually cannibalistic. Interesting.

  • Alright... The fucking spider grabbed that bug as my cat jumped in my lap.. lets just say... there's glass.. all over the floor.

  • there is nor "dangerous spider" there is stupid enough human/cat/dog or monkey to touch it

  • This is the 2nd most dangerous spider, Brazilian wandering spider is the first.

  • i think the most dangerous is the Brazilian wandering spider

  • Looks like my brother's girlfriend.

  • @sonicfuker Has she eaten him already?

  • @TimeBreaker1987 ...Not all of him. She's starting at his testicles.

  • @sonicfuker Sadistic behaviour.. kill it with fire!!!

  • Nuke it from orbit!

  • @UltimateFighting666 Its the only way to be sure

  • WHO POKED ME??

    oh!!!!

    foood

    OM OM OM NOM NOM

  • CRICKEY!!!

  • Its not the most dangerous or the biggest - the goliath bird eating spider is the biggest and if you treat them well they're quiet friendly :)

  • WHO ARE YOU KIDDING..

  • never marry a woman whose nickname is sydney funnel web.

  • @ann0ynim0us hahaha...my nickname is the rat lady

  • That's how you look like when you have a big vagina in your forehead

  • Spiders are awesome and good for nature - it's just not kool when they're inside the house soliciting or lurking. I like them outside or in nice areas where it's inhabited for them. They really do get rid of bugs ya know. Except the dangerous ones can stay out of human site. - i thought that spider was fake until you fed it.

  • DON'T POKE ME..O WAIT FOODZ!

  • gross

  • is't the black widow the most dangerous?

  • @JeTiSarang1 lol no

  • @JeTiSarang1 I wish.

  • @JeTiSarang1 LOL no, it's on the top 10 list but it definitely isn't number 1. Not to mention I do believe the deadliest spider it's venom kills you in 5 minutes so basically you get bit and you're fucked. Black Widow you have 15 minutes before you start to go numb and slowly paralyzed but even that can be cured.

  • @JeTiSarang1 rare you fucking retorted. black widow isn't even close

  • @HalfCastGamer11 GEES!!! I DON'T KNOW OKAY? STOP SWEARING AT ME!!

  • @JeTiSarang1 oi i swear all the time. deal with it.

  • poor cricket...never had a chance :'(

  • ewww got a chill down my back

  • I hate spiders.

  • @KickAss8500

    Spiders are kay, just be glad there aren't people sized ones.

  • @BlitZWTF Spiders are far from okay. They are bad excuses of life.

  • @KickAss8500

    How does that work then? Spiders are more or less of a waste of space then people, kittens, sharks, etc.

  • @BlitZWTF They don't deserve to live on this earth.

  • @KickAss8500

    Neither do you but i don't go spitting on your videos.

  • @BlitZWTF Yes I do. They don't.

  • @KickAss8500

    Name something you've done that makes you more worthy of life then a spider?

  • @BlitZWTF First of all, I actually do work instead of laying around and eating at nighttime like a lazy asshole. Second, I can actually do things that are helpfull, other than just being a disgusting ugly thing that everyone hates.

  • @KickAss8500

    I'm not going to bother, you're clearly as ignorant as i thought.

  • @BlitZWTF Ok. This is the bottom line. Spiders are a disgrace to this earth. Let's leave it at that.

  • @KickAss8500 Why did u watch it then?

  • CRIKEY!!

  • HOLY FUCK

  • SPLAT!

  • cricky was a goodman he served in the army fro a good 12 years and his fate being eaten by a spider we hold his mermorial in 2 days

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it a cricket at 0:11

  • Thumbs up for 'CRIKEY!'

  • WHY DO I HEAR CHILDREN NEAR THAT FREAK OF NATURE?!?!?! D:

  • ohmydays it looks terifing i would faint if i saw a spider like that!

  • They mostly come out at night. Mostly...

  • IF THAT THING COME BY MY HOUSE ILL KILL IT! DAMN NATURE U SCARY!

  • Saw something scuttle around fridge the other night. Thought it was a mouse. Moved fridge a bit to scare it out. Gigantor female funnel web leaps onto my foot.

  • @rothwellullathorne DID YOU EAT THE FUCKER?

  • @rothwellullathorne So what happened to you? Did the spider bite? Or did you manage to get it off? Please tell me more.

  • @Eltsacwenify

    Picked it up with BBQ tongs and put it into an icecream container then dropped it off at the bushland near my house. Nah I didn't get bitten.

  • I checked my walls after watching this

  • @MCTV1000Faqs lol i do that every night lol

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU LOOKED AROUND FOR SPIDERS WHILE WATCHING THIS

  • @longhornfan024 Only you....

  • Um eww! Kill that ugly ass spider

  • Goodbye, morning boner.

  • OM NOM NOM

  • If I ever saw one of those I would load my airsoft gun and light it up with it

  • how the hell would you feel when someday you look in the jar and you don't see the freakin spider in it

  • this why i play with fire

  • !!!KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

  • Om nom nom.

  • @jordanrajamaki There is no reports of anyone dying from a brown recluse bite. The bacteria from their fangs is what causes the necrosis which eats and kills flesh, they are dangerous but not the most. Sydney Funnel webs are very toxic, as well as Australia's Red-Back spider, which is very fatal as well if not treated.

  • @jordanrajamaki

    same with the white tail spider, its called Necrosis and basically rots the flesh. 

  • WHO POKED ME OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

  • @SH4D0SKU11 i lolled

  • no ads even better

  • Atrax Robustus... One and only... :)

  • my god.. KILL IT!! AHHHH

  • It warms my heart to see so many people properly name the world's most venomous spider and not say DADDYLONGLEG! I get tired of trying to explain that one to everyone.

  • What did you feed that thing? A tiger?

  • isnt the most dangerous the banana spider?

  • Holy shit, male SFW spiders live 26 years shorter than females?

  • omg!

  • Funnel Web spider is now number 2

    Brazilian Wandering Spider is now most poisonous, so much that anti-venom does not work.

    Seriously... look it up.

  • aren't the females more deadlier than males?

  • What a ugly looking spider

  • There is no simple "deadliest spider" because ones with the most potent venom aren't necessarily the ones best equipped to rend human flesh. For that matter, not all venom is the same -- different toxins are more dangerous to people with, for example, heart conditions than, for example, to young children or pets.

  • how is that dangerous

  • pound for pound the most dangerous spider to man is the australian black widow. It is what it says in its name...

  • @b4d69 It sounds like you are describing a boxer with a nick name the way you say that.

  • world deadliest spider is a brazilian wandering spider

  • Dont ya just wanna give it a big hug

  • Isnt that supersmall black spider the worlds most dangerous?

  • @Xynilator no but the black widow is most poisonous though

  • @Xynilator If you are refering to the black widow, then sort of. It does have the most potent venom .002mg kills a mouse. The sydney fw is the most dangerous because it is very large anddrives its fangs down into its target. Then delivers very large amounts of very strong venom. It is also very aggresive and the males tend to run around looking for mates durning the season.

  • found one of those muva fuckers in my shoe :S

  • lol

  • awww, so cute!

  • All these people talking about the banana spider being more venomous. Well your probably right, but have you ever had one literally chase you down you drive way? no? well these things do and they are bloody quick! nasty little bastards

  • I got bit on the funnel by a figerweb spider once.

  • omg ihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhh D:

  • Not to be confused with the Funny-web spider...you know the ones with the happy face web

  • i would of hit that with my shoe

  • im on exchange but i originally live in sydney

  • Wow once again the funnel web shows how completely overkill it is in terms of toxicity and ferocity when really it only evolved to kill marsupials.

  • @FrenchieOnACWW WOOOHOOOO!!! Aussies rock!!

  • drags his two dumb legs. like famine.

  • this video nis a lie do not believe the most poisonous spider in the world is......the brazilian wandering spider look the bitch up :)

  • at the staert i thaought it was fake cause it wasent moveing

  • I start to hate this thing when it suddenly starts to shake its legs like a friggin fuckin shit ! Fuck this shitty spider! Kill it... kill it with fire!

  • omg i thaught it was a toy at first lol

  • that thing is FUUUUGLYYY

  • this spider shits on the brazilian wanderer.

  • I THOUGHT THAT THE MOST VENOMOUS ONE WAS BRAZILLIAN WANDERING SPIDER>

  • if this spider manages to sink it's fangs in you and inject it's jizz you are as good as gone

  • @Qyakcurier430 I have seen the same categories too, "World's Cutest Jumping Spider", "World's most Dangerous", "Worlds Biggest", and "Worlds Most Deadly, poisonous, venomous" and others. With "World's Cutest Jumping Spider" I decided to type it in, and sure enough it was there, and believe it or not, the frikkin spider actually passes for being cute. It is rubbing its eyes like a kitten or puppy does. Only on YouTube of course.

  • @TheHannahLady these guys are awesomely awesome, i only hav androcs at my most venomous now 

  • i thought black widows were the most dangerous

  • @sonicunleash yes only in north america. in the world its the banana spider and brazilian wandering spider

  • @sonicunleash

    Black widows are the most venomous. The Sydney Funnelweb is the most dangerous because it is far more likely to run into one and they're more aggressive.

  • @IronicallyMature ur stupid....

  • @zaveluvsbeyonce

    Becaaaaause?

  • I want one...

  • @SuperFruityJuice ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • its..its kinda cute..?

  • @infinitenight2093 sure, chillin' there like the big boss ^^

  • It's fine, it's not like I was planning to sleep tonight or anything...

  • Really? and where would that be? - show me up for all to see where my words were taken from ANY text. You are a silly and insignificant, little (very little) person. Now please remove your hands from your pants when you address me. End of discussion - you are dismissed. Oh yes, and wash those hands before you eat won't you?

  • not the most pousieous spider brazilian wander spider is

  • DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!!!!

  • umm not actually dangerous at all unless your an insects

  • @dreghorn007 What "most dangerous" here means is most deadly venom to humans from the spider family should you be exposed to it.

  • where the fuck is my crowbar.

  • Thumbs up if you lifted your feet while watching this!

  • @kakoriko007 only cuz i had to take a shit lawl!

  • @kakoriko007 :) not me. I have big spiders come into  my house often, but it is not the scary one though so that's cool ..... some look like the funnel web but they are safe .. they only attack if you disturb them ... so be kind to animals so that you would not get the karma in return . go vegan ? :d

  • @kakoriko007

    dude, i cut my long hair.

  • @kakoriko007 now when yu tell me i did

  • I agree with the man.... Crikey...

  • Absolutely. I would crap myself lol.

  • it's venom maybe dangerous, but it has no idea how deadly my foot can be.

  • Cute

  • AU at least has anti-venom for this spider, but Africa doesn't have any for Sicarius.

  • we all know spidermans the most dangerous!!

  • Chuck norris vs funnel web spider

  • Ewwwww! I hate spiders! Don't know why I even watched this.

  • just killed a camel spider in my kitchen only the size of an army ant but damn it left a mess