i once trapped a chipmunk, named him alvin, took his feet and tail, stuck them into the ground with stakes, pierced his eyes with pointed sticks, tore out his teeth, scorched and burned him witha torch, skinned him alive, cut out his tounge, and stuffed a rotten peanut up his troat and left him there for days... when he died i stomped on him, ripped off his feet and tail, and tore off his head and threw him into a dumpster with the dog, the bird, and the other 5 chipmunks and squiirles...
now now, mabey sumitsux is a complete jackass wanting to piss us off, or just a mental retard. none of us will know for sure, but i still agree with the rest of the comments regarding sumitsux's insensitive responce for this video. unfortunately, sumitsux has a satisfying record of funny and/or thoughtful responses. mabey this person has a hacker, or it is a joke. in such a case, i wouldent judge him too harshly.
Well u know what, thats just great. Million bucks said ur lying and ur just trying to get attention because it makes u happy. Whatever floats ur boat i guess. But still, ur pretty retarded doing that.
Here it is Lady's and Gentlemen! The one, the only ALVIN!!!!!! *applause* Here he does his magic folks!!! LOOk at those peanuts disappear!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE A BIG TIME HIT PEOPLE! And guess what! You all have been the first to see it!!! =D
Yeah, got one or two of those critters on the doorstep here, too! Miniature squirrels. Great energy and fun to watch scamper around. Fearless. They go anywhere. You'd think one peanut would last them all day. But they like to hoard in their secret lair. Hibernates in the winter - dunno how so little but maybe that's why, too little to survive cold and snow. Smart.
AHA so thats where Alvin has been!!! As you know i have lost sleep over this but now i can rest! I now know hes in your back yard stuffing peanuts in his face! AH the good life! Has he asked for Beer yet?
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fredespe 11 months ago
Awwwwwwwww i wish i had a chipmunk as my pet that be cool
SuperAlvinator 1 year ago
holy fuck! those nuts are like as big as his head!
warofthewalruses 1 year ago
hes cute :)
bovb902 1 year ago
howd you get so close? hahaha
itsherbie33 2 years ago
The funniest part is when he looks right at the camera at 0:22
squid262 2 years ago
IT'S A DAMN SQUIREL!!!!!!
endroo93 2 years ago
@endroo93 it actually a chipmunk because of the stripes
orca411999 1 year ago
NUTS IN HIS MOUF
Bumhum1 3 years ago 7
SOOOOO cute!
Boola52 3 years ago 3
SUMMITSUX's IS A JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
breecat101 4 years ago 2
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i once trapped a chipmunk, named him alvin, took his feet and tail, stuck them into the ground with stakes, pierced his eyes with pointed sticks, tore out his teeth, scorched and burned him witha torch, skinned him alive, cut out his tounge, and stuffed a rotten peanut up his troat and left him there for days... when he died i stomped on him, ripped off his feet and tail, and tore off his head and threw him into a dumpster with the dog, the bird, and the other 5 chipmunks and squiirles...
summitsux 4 years ago
you have issues...
Straggletag 4 years ago 4
yep! straggletag's right! D;
xxNEUROTIC69xx 4 years ago
THIS GUYS RETARDED owner of video PLZ FUCKING REMOVE SUMMITSUX's COMMENT HE IS A FUCKING JACK ASS
799HEAD 4 years ago
i don't know what's funnier, the vid or this comment. lolololol hahahhahahaha
fdd2blk 3 years ago
I don't know what's funnier, the vid or the fact that both of you have issues and belong in a mental home. lol ha ha. :3
UltimateCreator 3 years ago
now now, mabey sumitsux is a complete jackass wanting to piss us off, or just a mental retard. none of us will know for sure, but i still agree with the rest of the comments regarding sumitsux's insensitive responce for this video. unfortunately, sumitsux has a satisfying record of funny and/or thoughtful responses. mabey this person has a hacker, or it is a joke. in such a case, i wouldent judge him too harshly.
on the other hand
ASSHOLE
WorkaholicPRO 3 years ago 2
you are fucking sick what if that were you sick freak
CODYtheHITMAN 3 years ago
Well u know what, thats just great. Million bucks said ur lying and ur just trying to get attention because it makes u happy. Whatever floats ur boat i guess. But still, ur pretty retarded doing that.
blueblob4 2 years ago
Here it is Lady's and Gentlemen! The one, the only ALVIN!!!!!! *applause* Here he does his magic folks!!! LOOk at those peanuts disappear!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE A BIG TIME HIT PEOPLE! And guess what! You all have been the first to see it!!! =D
All4Jesus7594 4 years ago
wow i wish i could do that so wouldn't have to prepare my lunch everyday...
LtJulien 4 years ago 3
lol that's awesome!!!
Straggletag 4 years ago
whata cute little thing~! stuffing peanuts in his cheeks. hehehehe...
reaperette 4 years ago
Lol he's so cute >,<
Eroero 4 years ago
Yeah, got one or two of those critters on the doorstep here, too! Miniature squirrels. Great energy and fun to watch scamper around. Fearless. They go anywhere. You'd think one peanut would last them all day. But they like to hoard in their secret lair. Hibernates in the winter - dunno how so little but maybe that's why, too little to survive cold and snow. Smart.
bongorilao 4 years ago
AHA so thats where Alvin has been!!! As you know i have lost sleep over this but now i can rest! I now know hes in your back yard stuffing peanuts in his face! AH the good life! Has he asked for Beer yet?
joerez8 4 years ago