Chinese Soccer - Matrix Parody

[T4VIETNAMcom]

Trong tâm khảm người Việt chưa ai quên được 80 năm dưới chế độ Thực dân Pháp dân tộc ta đã chịu biết bao nhiêu thống khổ dưới gót giày xâm lược. Thực dân tha hồ bắn giết, nhiều làng bị san bằng...

Và dưới chế độ độc tài, thế hệ chúng ta đã chịu bao nhiêu điêu linh cay đắng! Sống chết nhờ họa, phúc, bất trắc đọa đày. Đấy là những người cầm quyền cùng nòi giống Việt, nói chi đến chế độ cai trị trực tiếp trăm lần khắc nghiệt của thực dân phương Bắc ... xem thêm tại: T4VIETNAM . com

[kabouterwesley1980]

Han Peng we love you. Hope to welcome you soon with FC Bridges in Belgium.

[svmn1299]

CRAZY GOAL /watch?v=mNj2Tsu8i-o

[mustlovecinema]

I love Chinese movies a lot and especially enjoy their action films. A great movie just came out on demand called “Films of Fury” that has some really cool fight scenes and movie clips from some of the best Kung Fu and martial arts movies out there! bitly .com/uBGPir

[KennydiedOMG]

0:58 FTW

[isaiashvo]

1:19 LOL |_ () |_

[egep15]

stop at 0:13 :)

[1098cristian]

Para Jackie Chan son re exsajerados esto es futbol?

[boondock435]

whats this calld?



[76caique]

pinas

[Danyel992]

i used to watch a cartoon just like this, it was called "Oliver and Benji" ahah i gotta see this movie !

[TheJayKellz]

what is the full movie called? where can you watch?

[asnskater]

@TheJayKellz the movie's called "shaolin soccer"

[crazedoutful]

if u guys dont know this is a actualy movie its called shaolin soccer its quite good

[radnev007]

FOR ALL THOSE WHO LIKE THIS KINDA STUFF LOOK UP:

‪-Inazuma Eleven

-Galactic football

[LegendaryClanHalo]

O_O did i see avatar

[ghaibullah95]

roll spike at 0:33

[rafligo1]

oliver benji real life

[Skullsnbonesrulez]

First



[julian9182]

I wanna go to one of these soccer games

[lexj99]

0:09 LMAO

[xnoheart16]

Oliver, Benji... xD

[buddyeagle]

fUTEBOL is not Soccer. Real FUTEBOL.

[hansiger93]

wtf what is the guy with the weapon doing in this film 0:54

[MrKartik100]

0:56 made me lol soooo hard lloll that guy was like a missile

[TheYigit2]

so beautiful goalkeeper xD 0:33 - 0:35

[pampaton1]

those guys are on some serious drugs.

[kkklerch]

1:09 anyone else notice the Jecht Shot from FF10? :P

[liveforwiz]

thats how barcelonas secret attack

[sliith]

They should really cut down on the effects. Enough is enough ..

[Makedonwow]

@sliith Special effects are like boobies, you can never say you had enough.

[Bender2522]

what is this called 

[Khamshi]

@Bender2522 Shaolin Soccer is the title

[marllonn]

Os super campeões estão de volta!!! kkkkkkkkkk IRADOO

[Vinicius33323240]

Messi and C.Ronaldo deveriam treinar com eles

[a4x5e2l3]

holly shit!!!!!! how can i learn shoot like that?

[goveajuan90]

i love this movie

[rencrow]

The soccer ball is Made in China

[stefisking]

its got the atcor from Kung Fu Hustle in it its gotta be good ^^ gonna wartch this in 30 mins

[TheWye]

MrTurkishMr is just a troll. If you respond to him then he'll get what he wants, which is attention from people which most probably his parents and his family never give him. He is actually a sad, sad human being, so instead of being angry at him we should actually pity him of his pathetic existence.

[MrTurkishMr]

these pussy eyed Chinese cant even see straight let alone play soccer.

I hate Chinese thay are so fuckin ugly pople

Turkish people are good in soccer and beautiful

[cr9mango]

@MrTurkishMr fukn racist

[TheRudee]

@MrTurkishMr you stupid arrogant racist !

[Artharrex123]

@MrTurkishMr Turkish people, they look like terrorists. lol

[DiSoNeNcBoI]

haha that's epic!

[mtthwdlsy25]

0:58 what the fuck was that???!!!!

[eltorozacatecano]

GAY

[YoungJackassStar1]

legend says: they died in a car acceident xD "thumbs up if you know wat i mean xD"

[EMOCakexX]

wtf movie is this.

it looks EPIC!

XD

[Lawliet1002]

@EMOCakexX this movie is so amazing words can not explain its called shaolin soccer you should defiantly watch it xD

[SoyLeyenda69]

Only in chinese movies.. 

[beyondsupreme]

uh hahahaahaa 

[pilodc]

Ultra LOL

[TheCinematrix]

This is Super champions :O 

[mrericsonbatera]

real inazuma elevem...

[flamed65]

I wish soccer was that fun to watch

[handsomejustin]

they were dancing to Michael Jackson's thriller =)

[Rambuzzle]

Such a boss movie

[qawsedman12]

the name on the movie is kung fu soccer

[137828730]

@qawsedman12 shaolin soccer

[Elffloy]

Now you understand why they're bad at soccer, but awesome at martial arts xD

[wickediron75]

GOOOOD freakn movie. They should of made Dragonball movie like this and not that other crap

[G38830]

@wickediron75 stephen chow was producer for dbe

[Sharkis011]

lol 0:58 nice wall

[cherryhijau]

Can't people just comment about the video and not go all anti-japanese/anti-american? :/

Everybody has their own view, why bother watching this vid if you're gonna critic? Why waste like, 3 minutes of your life typing.

Well, I know one thing, I'm not wasting cuz:

Actual comment: "xD Shaolin Soccer is one of the best Stephen Chow movie ever!!"

[TheMeHS]

@cherryhijau its actually a chinese film not japanese

[romeomacfaden]

funniest movie ever !!!

[SoulEater15s]

@romeomacfaden What's the name of this movie ???

[cj0645]

@SoulEater15s Shoalin Soccer

[Kra7as]

@IanGainsborough

I'm neither anti-American nor do I have a problem with you. I was just telling you that Asians aren't as cool and mighty as you think they are.

[Kra7as]

@IanGainsborough

after checking your channel out I realized you're just another weeaboo hentai lover. forget my comment you're hopeless !

[Kra7as]

@IanGainsborough

not true. Hollywood makes the best movies.

name 50 decent asian movies. I can name over 200 American ones. stop making it seem as if asians are superior to us, it was only 70 years ago when they thought their emperor was a god and they'd blow themselves to keep his ass in one piece.

[UnrealAnimation3D]

@Kra7as

woah son wait a minute asians? not all asians asian is all oriental race.ill say one race that did that cough.....chineseeeeeeeee.....­.....

Other then that JAPANESE ARE MY FAVORITE XD O_O And some other ethnicities i dont feel like namin

[Kra7as]

@UnrealAnimation3D

I didn't understand the upper part of your comment.

as for the lower part, can you explain why you like Japan so much? I'm sure you're gonna start talking bullshit like " they have better technology and education than we do " which of course is not true at all.

[UnrealAnimation3D]

@Kra7as lol no they have the lowest crime rate in the world and i dont see to many ugly japanese people XD and they build little robots and stuff there cool to watch O_o and they do have better tech then us the high tech that we wouldve had the goverment keeps it to its self in usa so thats not fun. and they have toilets that was ur ass O_o in japan its all around way funner then u.s. i dont have to worry about a child molester in the park or nothin lol

[Kra7as]

@UnrealAnimation3D

If I was you I would be endlessly embarrassed to see what for a completely ridiculous comment I've written.

I won't even bother replying to you people anymore, you're just FUCKING STUPID !

[Dm3qXY]

@Kra7as finally!

[WadzupBoi]

lol nice job

[dallasindc]

That was awesome!

[Hunaid786]

ahahahahhaha AWESOME :D

[TheDudeFrom0Z]

Asians make the most fucked up movies.

[alvaro2213]

yes is the chino

[IIBeanerStatusII]

hahahahahahahah lmao

[jeroro70]

shaolin soccer = best movie ever = epic

[DiegoOnline]

Waoooooooooooooo!!!

[jjj69v]

Most of them are from Kung Fu Hustle

[vietduc1234]

@jjj69v sorry but most of Kung Fu Hustle are from Shaolin soccer....lol

[ahartakpower]

@vietduc1234 yeah you right..most of them from Shaolin Soccer and the come Kung Fu hustle

[TheStandish33]

wtf?!?! the guy kicked the ball and it made a sideways tornado! epic.....

[ahartakpower]

@TheStandish33 lol and at the end a naked guy...hahaha i miss this movie!

[Skyathaniel]

If this is real, Germany had OWNED the Spaniards at the FIFA WC LOL

[lbbknight5]

wont this be awesome if this was real life soccer?

[narutoo04]

wow i wish soccer in real life was like this then it would be epic

[AryaInk]

@MexicanKukyMonster - Yeah right.

Stephan Chow is a magician.

[MexicanKukyMonster]

they are the same guys that made kung fu hustle no?

[IGORFLA9]

shollin soccer seven light google blits england

[32101eleazar]

this would be a cool movie if it was made

[tuanzack2]

@32101eleazar It was actually a movie....

[spike0linkx]

@32101eleazar it was made.....it came out in 06

[13mnpl15]

can somebody give me a link for movie

[DaveIsParamount]

that ball must have been made from some good shit

[hmongboy9161]

the guy on 1:02 looks like bruce lee.....

[NC181818]

@hmongboy9161 yea they did it on purpose

[dominic970]

dam,these guys shud be in the world cup!

[MatrixParadise]

That's pretty good, that's pretty good! Nice!

[theazn07]

the end dance looks like a bollywood XD

[Borgerlig64er]

lol it is not chinese...

[Xtrandom]

@Borgerlig64er What do you mean?? yes it is

[ssiquest]

Jejjejeje excelente

[Nicoiscoolye]

I did not get anny feeling of matrix :/

[josedaniel1988]

jajajaajaj que porqueria es esto????? que BASURA

[thegustavojf]

Dragon Ball Futebol Z???????

Dragon Ball Soccer Z???????

[GABRIELSAYAJIN]

DRAGON BALL OR FUBALL??

[Ben70707]

0:36 Kim Jong Il's is Chinese? :O

[viniciozebra]

po os caras abusaran dos efeitos kkkkk

[hattrickster33]

Lol you can't even play soccer in china cuz it's a gathering of people so its illegal...no wonder they suck at it

[iiiiMangoz]

lol his girl friend is so ugly

[BrideOfRaven]

cool! well done

[afterlifeless1]

Preety cool!! Comedy! =)

[ABITTERCookie]

this movie is beyond epic

[MyFrenzlyMH]

0:52 ist cool

[Trickroad]

Best movie ever

[mrmohammd20]

love the film

[GraveGlennVlogs]

epic !! xd

[pb0o6]

this is very well done

[TvChinese]

EPIC VIDEO!

4 more good video see my chanel

[shiddi1]

FUCK ME PLEASE

[deckar123]

guys? is the guy in minute 1:01 Bruce Lee?

[manage92]

No Bruce Lee died in 1973 and this movie was made in 2001... So no its not, its just a lookalike.

[manage92]

No its not, Bruce Lee died in 1973 and this movie was made in 2001 so no its just a lookalike.

[Mafilmfanvids]

@manage92 yeah it's 陳國坤 Danny Chan Kwok-Kwan

[abcima]

no, that's not Bruce Lee, he is just an actor in China who looks like him. he's name is Danny Chan.

[kanorshkan]

I laughed so hard at 1:51.  Major headache.

[donconco]

lol, they still don't have the slightest clue how to make decent films -> CHINA FAIL (as usual)

[finglonger1200]

yeah this movie is better than pretty much 70% of everything that ever came out of hollywood. :/

[kboy1511]

epic

[CarlJonsonLoquendo]

01:16 Looooooololololol

[solblade11]

heh heh shaolin soccer this movies awsome!

[xxJVlomoxx]

in seen it was it chowan soccer or something?And its good!

[xdvqws]

bromas chinas

[mrmagoo662]

What was the name of  this movie?

[khk0510]

shaolin soccer.

[branby1994]

@mrmagoo662 shaolin soccer

[PAULOJOAQUIN]

ajjajaja

[mark89]

LMAO shaolin soccer! awesome movie!

[ASAPVIDS]

roflmao

[bf2lover42]

0:54 lol

[caninewolf5]

at 0:54 theres marine shooting

[heyawhaw]

hahahaha heeeeeeeeeeey! great clip!

[halukkozluca]

what is the music started on 0:33 ?

[matsa2468]

haha thats sick as! AWESOME!

[Bozkurt267]

bune lan

[Anto0769]

it's not matrix .. it's shaoling soccer =P

[DzordzSRB]

OMG awesome video...i am jealous :D

[mozilo]

The matrix films never seized sports

[velo66]

Why do people upload other's videos and "Don't want to take credit" for them o.O

[ryanblinkguy]

1st thing, "other's" lol don't think that's word. 2nd why should they take credit for a video they didn't make???

[velo66]

1st thing - English is my second langauge, sorry. -.-

2nd - yeah, exactly?

So why post the video?

[ryanblinkguy]

lol no sweat

[atmdc]

Because they can...

and there is a disclaimer in the description.

also for backup purposes

^_^

[Flipezinho]

affe. que lixo --'

[mogschik]

...LOOOOL?! Oo  xD xD xD

[16mal94]

Ohhh =)

Is very cool !=)

[kyrenian7]

One of funniest movie

[nocamasi]

@kyrenian7 ya...... xD

[Accolor]

i watched this movie it is actually cool

[16mal94]

the last part, is the people dancing Thriller??

I´m talking seriously.

[kungfoo47]

@16mal94

haha yup

but later on their gonna dance to sumting else

[jakWiize]

I preferred it to Kung-Fu Hustle 5fold and if I'm not mistaken it came out before KFH. did, I believe this came out in 2000 or so?

[karishii93]

This is crazy!!

Pretty awesome looking movie!

XD

[roff5]

"Shaolin Soccer"

[JackKoChit01]

ahahaha!"

[bucazaurus]

It looks similar to Kung-Fu Hussle because both are Stephan Chow's movies